They are on their first C-rank. It's nothing too special. The only thing they have to do is guard an insignificant bridge builder that would honestly be better off with a therapist. And no Sasuke isn't going to be that therapist.

Over the last month or so they learned exactly what kind of people their teachers were. Kakashi is strict and has a love for D-ranks but is also the laziest person ever. Obito always keeps rambling on about himself. Not like talking about how awesome he is but about how he's going to change the world and his plans and such. They quickly learned to tune them out.

And then finally after a lot of begging from both Obito and Naruto they are allowed to go on their first C-rank.

Sasuke should've expected that this was not going to plan. He should've known that Naruto's luck was going to do something.

Sasuke looks at the puddle in front of him. He can see the chakra emanating from it. It's not a good disguise. Both Obito and Kakashi have noticed it as well. Sakura and Naruto—being as stupid as they are—don't.

Sasuke charges at it with one of the Itachi's stolen swords. His brother will forgive him if he puts on a cute face. And stabs the puddle in the center.

'Murdering water now? I didn't know you could do that.' Naruto taunts Sasuke.

Sasuke stands up and smirks. 'Of course, you can. I'm doing it right now see.'

'It's not like they are disguised ninja or something.' Not a second later smoke emanates from the former circle. Out of it come two ninja that are covering their crotches with their hands. Sasuke can catch a glimpse of the blood underneath.

'Started your period now. I'm sure if you ask Sakura she can give you some tampons.' Sasuke shows his teammate to the nin that are getting angrier with the second.

Sakura isn't taking any of it. 'Fun fact I don't use tampons.'

'What do you use then?' Sasuke has to know. Maybe he can give some to Itachi during his time of the month. Not that he has one.

'Let's not have that conversation right here.' Kakashi interrupts. His hand is in his hair form the sheer craziness of the comments.

'Is there something wrong with periods Sensei?' Sakura is offended. Are they seriously insinuating that periods are something bad?

'No! But we got more pressing matters.'

'You brats!' The ninja charges at Sasuke, who doesn't do anything except activate his sharingan. He catches them in a powerful genjutsu. It doesn't take long for the other ninja to start shriveling in pain.

'My eyes!' They are both rolling on the ground. The dust from the dried up sand sticks to their sweaty clothes.

'Oh god what did I just witness.'

Kakashi walks up to the rogues and grabs them with his hands. 'Why are you here?'

'There is this builder we have to kill.'

'I think his name was Bob.'

The other tries to smack his brother but hits Kakashi instead. Kakashi immediately let's go of them. 'Wrong one bro.'

'Darn. I can't think straight with these glasses.'

'You're not wearing glasses. But you are wearing a sexy set of lingerie.'

'What?' Naruto sputters from the sidelines. Sasuke can see that the others have a similar expression on their faces.

'Sasuke what did you do?' Sakura asks him. Sasuke only smiles.

'I had them get a peek of my mind.' His mind is too complex for others too witness. It's why they fainted.

'I don't want to know.'

'But Tazuna why are they after you?' A long and plain backstory later. Naruto is in tears, Sakura is considering donating her organs to charity and Obito-sensei is doing the worm while singing a funny song about tragic backstories.

'We have to help him.' Naruto shouts motivation.

Obito doesn't mind. 'Sure. If need be I can call up on some of my pals.'

'Let's move on then.' Kakashi only looks defeated. It must be rough dealing with all these rascals.

They make their way to Wave. But it seems one ninja attack wasn't good enough. Naruto had just nearly killed someone's dear pet rabbit, before they are attacked by a giant sword. It looks pretty strange. It's probably one of those legendary ones that only Susanoo can break.

Kakashi recognizes the man. 'Zabuza the demon of the mist. Fancy meeting you here.' He does a hair flip while taking out his own sharingan.

'It's not that fancy. I mean we ran into other mist nin previously.'

'Shut up Obito.'

'Who are you talking about sensei? Who is he?' Sakura points to the man. Sasuke would never admit to not knowing something however. It's what makes him superior.

'He's one of the seven ninja swordsmen of the mist.' Kakashi explains.

'Do they have to be men?'

'Not really little girl. There is this one named Ameyuri Ringo. She was a beast.' Sakura nods in satisfaction at the missing nin's answer.

'So, you're one of Kisame's colleagues?' Obito points to the man. Sasuke doesn't know who Kisame is but he knows he has to keep the man away from his brother.

'You know him?'

Obito proudly pats his chest. 'I'm his current employer.'

'Well then nice to meet you.' Zabuza does a mock bow. 'But we're still enemies you know.'

'I know.' Obito has his sharingan activated as well. It looks like the teachers are gonna go all out. Sasuke needs to be quick and steal the spotlight.

'I can't wait until I can chop up these naïve little brats.' Zabuza chuckles and Sasuke is not intimidated.

'Good for you.' Sasuke stands up in front of the man.

Sakura yells out in desperation. 'Sasuke!'

'So, the brat thinks he can take me?' Sasuke only has to activate his Susanoo for the man to reconsider his life choices. 'Holy shit!'

Sasuke runs at the man. Zabuza runs away. 'Don't run I want to chop you up into tiny little rectangles.' Sasuke yells at the man as he goes for a swing.

'Why not squares like normal people!'

'It's too mainstream.'

'Good point.' Zabuza goes down on his knees. 'But please have mercy.' Sasuke can hear Obito laugh in the background.

Then a senbon to the neck and Zabuza falls to the ground. A ninja wearing a mask appears. He grabs Zabuza's body and swings it over his shoulder.

'Thank you for taking on Zabuza. I can now deliver him safely back home.' The masked nin explains.

Obito quickly runs up to the debacle. 'I never asked any people to hunt down Zabuza?'

'You are not the Mizukage sir.'

'But I'm the one that's controlling him.' Obito finger nearly touches the man.

Kakashi is quickly to the rescue. 'Sorry about my teammate he's a little delusional.'

'No, I'm really controlling the Mizukage. I confirmed it with the Hokage.'

'No, you didn't.'

'Yes, I did.'

'I keep saying you didn't.'

The conversation would continue forever if Sakura didn't interrupt. 'He really did Sensei.' Sakura points at her team. 'We were there.'

'No, he did not.' Kakashi is still rejecting the idea.

Naruto takes a look at the surroundings. 'Where has the masked one gone to?' They all turn to look but the masked man is indeed gone.

'Shoot.'

'At least we can make our way to wave safely now.' They all glare at him.

Wave arc. I hope this is a little original. It's difficult to come up with something original with this arc. Let's just say: Kisame incoming.