Final Prophecy
During divination class, the students looked into their teacups to see what fate had in store for them. Malfoy could see that fat stacks of cash would fill his wallet by the end of the year. Colin wasn't given a teacup, but he had a feeling that he could pay off his loan someday. Neville's teacup had a boulder inside it. He heaved it out and at the bottom of the cup was a picture of a boulder. Very suspicious. Then the class was interrupted by Professor Trelawney gasping for breath as she stared into her crystal ball. "Children" she said, "We are in grave danger. I see a horde of restless house elves. I see a battlefield of chaos. I see Lord… Lord Vo-Vo-Vol-Vold- No stop no please NOOOOO!" Trelawney collapsed and bled from every orifice. Seamus declared her dead at the scene and said to the others "Well, I guess we get to have lunch early!" The students laughed and started throwing paper planes around.
So sad.