Diana was super ultra excited to take Tanner to their first Halloween party in a couple days.
This was going to be a "Real" Wesen Halloween party - aka come wogued! But Tanner didn't know that. He just thought it was a "Normal" Halloween party where you dress up.
"Honey, what are you dressing up as?"
"A witch!"
"A witch? Seriously? That's so overdone. You should go as Princess Lea! I want to go as Han Solo!"
"Not gonna happen. I already picked out my costume."
*grumble* "But all the girls always go as witches. How about Lara Croft Tomb Raider?"
"I am going as a scary witch."
*grumble*. "Can't you go as a sexy witch instead? I can go as a ghost."
"If you go as a ghost, you have to stay here. How about you go as an accountant. That will freak everybody out. *snicker*"
"Boo! I just offshored all your jobs and now you work at WalMart! Yep. Super Scary hon! Ok, show me your witch costume."
"You should go as an Operations Manager then!" *Snicker*
"I can wear a fake beard and a red tie. Arrrrgh! Get back to work! I already cut out overtime! You punched in late the 3rd time this month! You're fired!... Yeah, maybe not. Ok, now I gotta see this witch costume!"
"It's pretty scary. You probably aren't ready."
"What? Oh, come on! It won't scare me!"
"Ok, fine, just let me go in the bathroom and change."
"Sheesh! It's not like I haven't seen you. We are getting married in 10-months."
"No, I am going to put it on in the bathroom."
*grumble* "fine. But at least let me take it off." *smirks*
"Ok, ready. Just remember. It's me."
"OH MY FREAKING GOD! WHAT IS THAT!" The ancient corpse of a long dead witch grinds and snaps her bleached jaws, then her eyes light up bright purple.
"Of course that's an AWESOME costume! Uh, how did I know what you said? Wow! It's so realistic. Ok, I gotta look under the mask" Tanner pulls and tugs on her clumpy matted gray hair and Hexen-Diana screeches extra loud at him. "Ok, how do you get this off?" He pulls on her ear and reaches behind her head. "It's got to be here somewhere." Now the ancient corpse is grinding her teeth angrily and grabs him by the arm. He stops "Sorry honey, no, I didn't mean to. It must be stuck."
"Wow, this is incredibly realistic. Ok, baby, how about I help you out of this." And he reaches up under her shirt. "Uhhhh. Honey?" He has now officially goosed the bony, leathery corpse of a fully Wogued Hexenbiest. Her eyes flash bright purple again and she clicks softly at him.
"Ok, Diana, this is probably going to freak you out a bit, but I really like your costume. Wow! Mmmmm mmm! I don't know why but it really turns me on."
She scrapes her bony curled hands with thick black jagged nails across the flesh of his scalp, screeches softly, and grinds her teeth.
"Mmmmm wow that feels so good" he says "Talk dirty to me. Daddy likey! Ok, wait, how did I know what you just said again? That's really weird." She softly screeches and clicks again. "Mmmmmm! Exactly. I know! Right? Man, this is an epic costume!"
Now the ancient desiccated corpse leans in for a kiss. "Wow! Mmmm! That's really nice. Mmmm. Ok, why do I like this so much? That costume is so real, but it doesn't taste like a mask. It's like.. um.. you."
He looks up into her hollow eye sockets at the shriveled raisins rattling around loosely in them. "Wow! You are so beautiful!"
She screeches and grinds her jaws around in a circular pattern then snaps her jaws together again. He smiles"No! I am not just saying that."
She is still lightly scraping her bony fingers across his scalp, gently grating on the skin of his face with her jagged nails, snapping her bleached jaws, and grinding her teeth softly in his ear. He smiles a giant smile ear to ear "Oh yeah, Definitely be my bad little witch! Come on!" Tanner picks her up and carries her into the bedroom.
As he is carrying her she screeches and grinds in his ear while scratching her bony broken teeth on his neck. He laughs and shifts his voice lower to a smooth baritone voice "Yeah baby! Mmmmmm! You can ride my broom any time you want!"