CHAPTER 21
"Hey, guys. How are you all today?"
The past week had flown by - Finn's time was taken up by driving up to Columbus and back almost daily, training for at least 3 hours a day, practising for Glee club and socialising with his family and friends. To make his life slightly easier, his racing team had installed a simulator in his bedroom in Lima to save him going all the way to Columbus just to, in essence, play a more life-like video game. They had even connected it to a headset and microphone so he'd be able to communicate with his team in Columbus.
Before he knew it, he was in the auditorium and those auditioning for the Regionals solo would be getting ready to sing soon.
"So, on my list here, I've got that Rachel, Mercedes, Kurt, Santana, Emily and Finn are all auditioning. Is that right?"
The 6 of them nodded.
"Is there anyone else who wants to audition? Speak now or forever hold your peace." He asked. Nobody spoke. "That's good. Okay, who wants to sing first?"
Rachel jumped to her feet.
"I'll go first!" She exclaimed. Everyone rolled their eyes - even Mr. Schue did.
"OK, go ahead, Rachel."
Rachel ran onto the stage and stood before the stand. Everyone knew exactly what she was going to sing even before the first lyric escaped her lips.
Don't tell me not to live
Just sit and putter
Life's candy and the sun's
A ball of butter
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade
Don't tell me not to fly
I've simply got to
If someone takes a spill
It's me and not you
Who told you you're allowed
To rain on my parade!
I'll march my band out
I'll beat my drum
And if I'm fanned out
Your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn't fake it
Hat, sir, I guess I didn't make it!
But whether I'm the rose
Of sheer perfection
Or freckle on the nose
Of life's complexion
The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye
I gotta fly once
I gotta try once
Only can die once, right, sir?
Ooh, life is juicy
Juicy, and you'll see
I'm gonna have my bite, sir!
Get ready for me, love
'Cause I'm a "comer"
I simply gotta march
My heart's a drummer
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade!
I'm gonna live and live now
Get what I want, I know how
One roll for the whole shebang
One throw, that bell will go clang
Eye on the target, and wham
One shot, one gun shot, and bam
Hey, Mister Arnstein, here I am!
I'll march my band out
I will beat my drum
And if I'm fanned out
Your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn't fake it
Hat, sir, I guess I didn't make it
Get ready for me, love
'Cause I'm a "comer"
I simply gotta march
My heart's a drummer
Nobody, no, nobody
Is gonna rain on my parade!
To see the actual song, click:
watch?v=W0ULgXjo4Yo&ab_channel=MusicOfGlee
Or search… 'Don't Rain on my Parade Rachel Berry'
Everyone clapped politely. No one could deny that Rachel had a pretty decent voice. However, her performance was missing something. For lack of a better word, it was lacking 'oomph'. It didn't have the emotion and was pretty lackluster in all fairness.
"Great job, Rachel. Can I just say one thing though? You singing the same song over and over again is getting slightly… boring." Mr. Schue remarked. Everyone gasped. "Look, don't get me wrong, you have a beautiful voice. But the thing is so does everyone else, and their versatility might be the reason they pip you for the solo." He said.
"I can sing another one! Please, let me sing another song!" Rachel begged. Mr. Schue shook his head and sighed.
"Sorry, Rachel. You had your shot. If I let you sing two songs, I'd have to let everyone sing two songs, which I'm not about to do. Please take a seat. Mercedes, if you'd like to go next."
Mercedes nodded, stood up and strutted to the front of the room. She was fairly confident and in keeping with her diva personality, she showed it. Although everyone knew that she was probably going to sing an R'n'B or Soul song, nobody knew exactly what she was going to sing.
"All right, Mercedes. Take it away…" Mr. Schue said.
Oh, she may be weary
Young girls they do get weary
Wearing that same old shaggy dress, yeah yeah
But when she gets weary
Try a little tenderness, yeah yeah
You know she's waiting
Just anticipating
For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah
But while she's there waiting, without them
Try a little tenderness (that's all you gotta do)
It's not just sentimental, no, no, no
She has her grief and care, yeah yeah yeah
But the soft words, they are spoke so gentle, yeah
It makes it easier, easier to bear, yeah
You won't regret it, no, no
Some girls they don't forget it
Love is their only happiness, yeah
But it's all so easy
All you gotta do is try, try a little tenderness, yeah
All you gotta do is, man, hold her where you want her
Squeeze her, don't tease her, never leave her
Get to her, try, try
Just try a little tenderness, ooh yeah yeah yeah
You got to know how to love her, man, you'll be surprised, man
You've got to squeeze her, don't tease her, never leave
You've got to hold her and rub her softly
Try a little tenderness, ooh yeah yeah yeah
You've got to rub her gentle man, all you gotta do, no no
You've got to love her, squeeze her, don't tease her
Gotta try nah nah nah, try
Try a little tenderness, yeah, watch her groove
You've gotta to know what to do, man
Take this advice
To hear the actual song, click:
watch?v=RRbR_aC_ptY&ab_channel=Jo%C3%A3oSilva
Or search… 'Try a Little Tenderness Glee'
It was an amazing performance, much better than Rachel's for sure. Mercedes had combined soul and jazz with emotion and created a lethal combination. She was definitely one of the favourites to get the solo and she knew it too.
"Wow, Mercedes! Just wow!" Mr. Schue exclaimed after the song. "You've come so far in the past three years! It's incredible."
"Thanks, Mr. Schue. I couldn't have done it without you." Mercedes replied.
"Could I just give you one piece of constructive criticism, as one of your biggest fans?" He asked. Mercedes nodded. "I just think… you're too stationary, Mercedes." He said. "We need a soloist who's comfortable moving around, and is not just standing and singing in one place. You don't have to be a dancer like Mike, but a bit more than a 'park and bark' would be great for future performances."
Mercedes nodded. She had heard that feedback before and used to just brush it off, but if that was what would cost her Nationals, she should probably take heed.
"OK, great job Mercedes. Next up is Kurt. good luck, buddy." Mr. Schue said. Kurt nodded and approached the stage. Kurt
Some people can get a thrill
Knitting sweaters and sitting still.
That's okay for some people
Who don't know they're alive.
Some people can thrive and bloom
Living life in the living room.
That's perfect for some people
Of one hundred and five.
But I at least gotta try
When I think of all the sights that I gotta see
And all the places I gotta play,
All the things that I gotta be at.
Come on, papa, what do you say?
Some people can be content
Playing bingo and paying rent.
That's peachy for some people,
For some hum-drum people to be,
But some people ain't me!
I had a dream,
A wonderful dream, papa,
All about June in the Orpheum circuit.
Gimme a chance and I know I can work it.
I had a dream.
Just as real as can be, papa.
There I was in Mr. Orpheum's office
And he was saying to me, "Rose,
Get yourselves some new orchestrations,
New routines and red velvet curtains.
Get a feathered hat for the baby;
Photographs in front of the theatre.
Get an agent and in jig time
You'll be being booked in the big time."
Oh, what a dream.
A wonderful dream, papa.
And all that I need is eighty-eight bucks, papa.
That's what he said, papa.
Only eighty-eight bucks.
Papa
You ain't gettin' eighty-eight cents from me, Rose.
Rose
Well, I'll get it someplace else! But I'll get it! And get my kids out!
Goodbye to blueberry pie.
Good riddance to all the socials I had to go to,
All the lodges I had to play,
All the shriners I said hello to.
Hey, L.A., I'm comin' your way!
Some people sit on their butts;
Got the dream, yeah, but not the guts.
That's living for some people,
For some hum-drum people I suppose.
Well, they can stay and rot!
But not Rose!
To hear the actual song, click:
watch?v=Uj3PXL2SHgI&ab_channel=BryanO%27loughlin
Or search… 'Some People Kurt Hummel'
Everyone clapped at the end of the song. Although he had done a great job, for some reason, it wasn't up to the caliber of his usually stellar performances.
"Great job, buddy." Mr. Schue said. "Um… look, I loved the performance but can I please give you some feedback, again, just as a caring fan?"
"Sure." Kurt replied nervously.
"Um… so you know how that song was sung with great fanfare by Broadway legends such as Merman, LaPone, Bernadette. Those are some awfully big shoes to fill and I just think… I'm not quite sure you've done that. Maybe next time, pick a slightly less well-used song and use your energy into making an absolute unique cover?"
Kurt nodded but his insides were in turmoil. With that feedback, he surely wasn't getting the solo. Up in the stands, Finn turned to Emily, who was sitting next to him.
"Did you understand a word of what he just said? Because for me, it was like he was speaking Japanese."
Emily giggled.
"Hey! At least I know I'm not the only one." She responded. Finn snorted, and the two of them both turned their attention back to the stage, where Santana was getting ready to perform.
"So, Santana, what are you singing for us today?" Mr. Schue asked.
"I'll be singing Amy Whinehouse's Back To Black."
Mr. Schue whistled in shock and interest.
"Wow. Big song. Iconic song. Take it away, Santana."
He left no time to regret
Kept his dick wet
With his same old safe bet
Me and my head high
And my tears dry
Get on without my guy
You went back to what you knew
So far removed from all that we went through
And I tread a troubled track
My odds are stacked
I'll go back to black
We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to...
I go back to us
I love you much
It's not enough
You love blow and I love puff
And life is like a pipe
And I'm a tiny penny rolling up the walls inside
We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to...
We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to...
Black, black, black, black, black, black, black
I go back to...
I go back to...
We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to...
We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to black
To hear the actual song, click:
watch?v=Btjdpj_Vr1s
Or search… 'Back to Black Glee'
At the end of the song, everyone cheered. It was an amazing performance from Santana and it was probably her best performance in the Glee club.
"Wow, Santana. That was amazing." Mr. Schue said. "Three years ago, when you joined this club, you joined as a back up singer to Quinn. Now, you're truly grown into your skin and you're an incredible singer. We're going to take a quick break before we hear from Finn and Emily but you two have got your work cut out for you because these performances have all been fantastic so far!"
