105% heterosexual
Lils
So
I have a confession
Marls
my fave thing on a wednesday morning at 10
i'm in a pure maths lecture
so obviously i'd like someone to shoot me in the face
but a confession will do instead
Lils
James asked me on a date last night
And I said yes.
Marls
WAHT.
*WHAT, even
?! LEWRKHG R
a,jbfkjd
Lils
…
Marls?
Marls
SORRY
i got so excited i flung my phone into that weird crack
between the seat and the steps
how?!
when?!
what?!
spill?!
Lils
After you guys told me I should be a bit more charitable
I've been trying really hard to think about what you said
About how James isn't immature
He's just unashamedly himself
Marls
i think it was actually mary who said that
but sure I'll take the credit
Lils
Anyway
Yesterday after class, I looked at Facebook
And found out that Petunia has gotten engaged to Vernon
(the one with no neck)
And she literally didn't tell me
THEN
I ran into Sev
Marls
jesus what a shit tuesday
how does James fit into this?
Lils
He came over outside the science buildings when I was crying
Walked into town with me to the 3 Broomsticks
Bought me a hot chocolate
And basically let me cry on his shoulder for an hour
He was a super good listener, and gave me some great advice
And then checked in with me later
Marls
bless his cotton socks
Lils
I actually felt like a massive arsehole, if I'm honest
Here's this guy who's been trying to impress me for months
Not because he's a creep
Or because he thinks I owe him something
Just because he, you know, LIKES me
Marls
well yeah
he's a babe
literally the most generous person I know
Lils
And it wasn't until after he'd made sure I was ok etc.
That he asked me
And I know he's insane because
Lesbereal
They're all a little insane
Marls
oh god yeah
sirius is like the natural equivalent of crack cocaine
Lils
But it felt really right?
Like if you'd told me James was going to ask me on a date
And I was going to say yes
I'd have laughed
But when he asked, I was just like
"obviously I want to go on a date with James Potter"
Marls
well i won't say i told you so
scone with the wind
prongs
BROTHERS
THE ACTUAL MIRACULOUS HAS OCCURRED
*1 image attachment*
we're going for drinks at the keys tonight
padfoot
MY MAN
thank god we didn't let Peter come third wheel yesterday
wormtail
:(
moony
YES JAMES
See?
The softly softly approach worked
padfoot
gotta show your sensitive side
like I did with rem
prongs
?
you guys made out in at a house party?
padfoot
but in a sensitive way?
moony
Sirius, can we go back to our lunch?
prongs
wait
are you guys on an actual DaTe?
padfoot
idk
kinda?
moony
Not a date per se
We're in the garden
Sharing a ham sandwich
prongs
disgustingly cute
padfoot
"not a date per se"
that is not very punk rock, remus lupin
moony
Neither are you
padfoot
RUDE
Marlene
you owe me fifty quid
Dorcas
Why?
Marlene
potter asked Lils on a date last night
and she said yes
Dorcas
GOD DAMMIT
I was so certain he'd have to ask more than once
I presume you're not kidding, right?
Marlene
*1 image attachment*
obviously I got receipts?
what kind of fool do you take me for?
Dorcas
Just checking
Lily
Hey, what time do you want to do tonight? :)
James
do you want to say 6:30? we can either walk in together
or i can meet you at the keys?
Lily
6:30 would be great!
I've finished my exam, so I'm heading home
And will be there all afternoon
So we should walk in together!
James
great!
Serious
hey
later
wanna go sneak into the keys and spy on prongs and evans?
Remouse
Obviously?