Next morning it was time for us to leave and continue with our mission. None of us had any good and/or decent sleep since we were all too eager to see sensei's face. Seriously, we were all looking terrible. Except for sensei, of course, he was normal and fine and cool as usual.
I admit it, this is no fun anymore, I complained in my mind and rubbed my sleepy and tired eyes. After not a lot of walking, thank Kami, we arrived at our destination, a remote farm in the middle of nowhere.
"Aright everybody, you all have jobs to do. You best to work. Dismissed" sensei said and I swear that even the animals were making fun of us.
We once again stopped front and formed a small circle in order to say ideas of unmasking sensei.
"I do not know about you guys but I do not think that my nerves can take a lot more of this"
"I agree with you Naru. Is no fun anymore" I said and yawned.
"I am getting pretty fed up myself," Sasuke said.
"Yeah me too. That makes 4 of us"
"Okay! Desperate times call for desperate measures!", Naru said as an idea popped into his mind.
"Desperate measure?" the 3 of us questioned together.
"That is your desperate measures?" I asked as my 3 fellow teammates were dressed on enemy ninja outfit.
"Why are we dressed like this?" Sasuke asked.
"Isn't it obvious? We are a trio of rogue ninja" Naru replied and I facepalmed.
"Where did you even get these things?" Sakura asked.
"Look... I … Let's not get down to the details!"
"Do you even have a plan?" Sasuke and I asked together.
"Strip of that mask! By force, if we have too!" Naru said and took a pose.
"Whatever guys. I am going to do my part of the chore but I will keep a close one in case you succeed it" I said as I shrugged my shoulder and headed towards the barn.
"Wait and see Akuma! This plan will work!" Naru shouted and I rolled my eyes.
It was obvious that this plan wouldn't work for one simple and very logical reason. Kakashi sensei was a Jounin, a powerful one that has proved many times he is a league of his own. Now, what my teammates were? A bunch of fresh young Genins with minimum knowledge on fighting. You can take bets as to who would win in a fight. At least, I was thankful I wasn't part of that plan cause I didn't want to have my self beaten again by sensei.
Already got a few bruises from his training lessons where he didn't hold back. Really, you should see us. In taijutsu matches he was relentless and that comes from me who spent some training with Guy sensei and his crazy training techniques.
I started cleaning the barn from the used hay and the "gifts" of the animals while Kakashi sensei was a few feet away from me, with a hammer on his hand and he was fixing the fence. At least he wasn't sitting around, reading that pervert book. I stopped what I was doing as I noticed my three friends, walking slowly behind sensei.
"Hey, Kakashi Hatake!", Naru said, in a different voice, but he did it so bad that caused me to facepalm.
"Huh? What are the three of you up to?" he asked them.
"What are you talking about?", Naru said and he started to panic. "We are just three wondering ninjas, it's not like we want to see what is behind your mask or anything"
"You idiot! Don't say any more than you have to" Sakura shouted and punched him, making him kiss the grass.
I placed my hand in front of my mouth in order t contain my laugh and sensei shot me a questioning look at me with the tip of his eye. I just shrugged my shoulders and returned to my chore but kept my attention at the scene close to me. I noticed that he smirked under his mask and in seconds, he had tied the three of them with a rope and knocked them unconscious.
Poor guys, I thought but suddenly, 3 ninjas, wearing the same clothes with Naru and the others, jumped in front of Sensei. I quickly grabbed a kunai and jumped next to Sensei but he extended a hand to keep me back. He was awfully calm...well when wasn't he? But that is not the point!
"Hold it right there *laughs* Kakashi, is time to pay for your actions. Time for revenge delivered by this elixir", the middle one said and grabbed a purpled weird bottle "Which will make you weak and un- *jaw drops*
"That's funny," sensei said as he held my roped teammates with one hand above his head as if they were nothing. I was wondering for how long you fellas would hide for" he continued and let them down.
"You knew it?" I asked, kunai at hand.
"Yeah, I am not a jounin for nothing. Also, put back your kunai Akuma. There is no need for it" sensei said and gave me a closed eye smile before turning to the three enemy ninja.
"Of course there is going to be a battle!" the same ninja said.
"How? That 'super' potion...or I do not know what you call it...that was going to weaken sensei is all over the floor" I pointed out since they had dropped the vial when they spotted my roped teammates.
"That doesn't matter. We can still fight you know"
"I am leaving it to you, sensei"
"Now, first things first… Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke", he called their names and they not only woke up butt they started to shake and sweat like crazy."Why on earth are you dressed like that?"
"Oh well… the thing is.." Naru tried to say but could not find the words. Shall I help them or not?, I wondered but I decided the latter, as I was curious to see what they would think.
"You fools!" Sakura shouted and pointed at the 3 enemy ninja. "You fell right on our trap; we knew all along you were targeting Kakashi sensei"
"That's impossible!" the leader said as the others hid behind him. "Are you saying that our plan was exposed from the very beginning?"
"Of course, this was all just a plan to lure you guys out and you fell for it!"
"How we got caught in your web of deception?" the leader said.
"How they are simply kids!", another one said.
"Well, I am not exactly sure what's going on around here. What about you Akuma?" Kakashi sensei asked, confused at the drama of the scene.
I blinked and shook my head to make my brain working again. I didn't expect such reaction from Sakura and definitely such acting. "I am clueless sensei" I managed to say.
"Well… whatever" sensei said and started to walk calmly towards the three enemy 'ninja', who backed away from fear.
"Please forgive us! Forgive us!" All 3 of them said/shouted together while they were literally worshipping him.
"Words are not going to help you!" sensei said, putting on his scary voice and caused me to chuckle.
Sensei took care of them. He gave them a little lesson and when he was finished with them, he tied them with a rope and hanged them from a tree. He is the best sensei ever, isn't he?
Thank Kami the day was finally over and our chores too. Well, I did the most chores but anyway, I will not going to complain. We were on our way to leave but of course, Naru had still another idea.
"Hey Kakashi sensei," he asked and made him look away from his book.
"Yeah?"
"What are you hiding under that mask?" he asked and we all gave him our innocent faces.
It was all or nothing
"What? You want to know what is behind my mask."
"Yeah"
"You should have just said so in the first place," he said and caused me to deadpan.
"So, is that mean that you will show us?" Sakura asked.
"Sure, I do not mind. What's the big deal?" he said and in a second I became a sandwich.
Literally, as Naruto pushed me, in order to be at the front and I had Sakura and Sasuke from behind me. Thank Kami I was taller than Naruto and I was able to see clearly. I held my breath and I bet so did the others as we waited to finally see what was behind his mask.
"Behind this mask," he said as he brought his finger and was ready to pull it down. "Is another mask. Pretty cool huh?" he said as he pulled down his mask, only as he said, to expose another mask.
We all deadpanned, literally paled and fall behind. He is not serious, why did I believe him in the first place? I wondered and glared at the setting orange sky.
"Are you freaking kidding me?!" Naruto complained as sensei just laughed.
I take it back. He is the worst
