The Y Universe's TDR Daycare
Chef: Kids, it's show & tell time! Today's show & tellers are Izzy and Beth. And this week's theme is stupid stuff! Neither of you talk about how the Nintendo Switch doesn't have a web browser and Netflix. That would be too obvious. Who wants to go first?
Izzy: I would love to go fir...
Beth: LET'S DO IT ALPHA-BETH-ICALLY! I don't have a way to show this, just tell it, but that's close enough, right?
Chef: No.
Beth: Well, I'm gonna do it anyway. My stupid show & tell thing is my cousin. She said that The Loud House is better than Total DramaRama. Is that not one of the most spectacularly idiotic things you have ever heard?
Chef: Now, Beth, it's not okay to call people stupid for their differing opinions. Opposing views are always welcome.
Courtney: That's right, Chef. We shouldn't...
Chef: Except in this case. Your cousin is completely wrong.
Beth: Yeah, I hate my cousin.
Courtney: Chef! I can't believe you! Our reality show may be in competition with the Loud family's due to being on competing networks, but that doesn't mean we should hate on them. We should have a friendly rivalry with them, preferably not even that.
Izzy: HEY! I've got something for show & tell too! I want my turn! TURN! TURN! TURN!
Chef: And what did you bring for us, Izzy?
Izzy reached into her pocket and pulled out a piece of paper that had a big red rectangle with pictures of characters printed on it.
Izzy: This is the cover image for Another The Loud House Q&A.
Courtney: The what?
Izzy: Just go with it, brown-haired person. Having this be the picture that represents Another The Loud House Q&A makes almost no sense and I'm gonna explain how that is. For starters, a lot of these pictures are of characters who haven't been on the Q&A and probably never will be. Putting them in the picture is just gonna make people think they are in it, making it disappointing when they're not. Then there's the pictures of characters who have been on the show, and none of those pictures work either because they're from the wrong universe. That's not me and Sid in the almost bottom left, that's original Sid and kinda original me.
Courtney: What are you talking about?! Those are too you and...
Izzy: And that's not Lincoln, that's not his blonde friend, that's not Gwen. I could go on and on, but you get the point. And don't even get me started on the picture of the jerk Sid somehow likes that Anthony chose. That's a picture of her skateboarding and the Ow of this universe doesn't skateboard, so it doesn't make sense to use that picture. But then there's the biggest flaw of all! Why on Earth is Unikitty front and center on the cover image? This Q&A isn't about her. She hasn't even been in it for 12 episodes!
Jude: It's because she's got a question mark on her face and this is a series about questions, dude.
Izzy: You call that a good reason? 'Cause I don't! I call it stupid. That is why I brought this piece of paper in for stupid show & tell. Thank you.
Right at that moment, Lola had driven up in her ride-on princess car to pick up Izzy. The psychic got in the passenger seat and they drove off.
Izzy: Are we just going home?
Lola: Nope! We're going to the Royal Woods hospital.
Izzy: Aw man. Did I miss somebody getting injured?
Lola: No, it's nothing like that. Leni's giving birth!
Izzy: WHAT?! How is that possible?
Lola: Yeah, I know. It hasn't been 9 months yet. But Leni hit herself with Lisa's opposite ray and it turned her from a pregnant woman into the opposite, a woman who's giving birth.
Izzy: No, not that. I just didn't know she was pregnant. I literally can't think of a single time that's even been brought up.
Lola: Well, it has.
Later, At The Hospital
Leni's boyfriend George was pushing her on a wheelchair with their acquaintance Korrina walking alongside them. Korrina had a clipboard in her hands with a document on it that Leni and George had each signed.
Korrina: It's official. Once those babies are here, they will be my kids.
Leni: ...Yep. ...Just yours. ...Not mine.
George: That's not true. We're still their biological parents.
Leni, George, and Korrina went into the hospital bedroom, leaving everybody else in the waiting room.
Lincoln: If I've learned anything from watching Friends, it's that we're gonna be here for a while.
The Announcer: You guys wanna read old magazines to pass the time?
Lincoln: I was kinda hoping you could ask us Q&A questions.
The Announcer: Urrrrh! Do I have to?
Lincoln: You don't HAVE to.
Lola: Could you though?
The Announcer: Yeah, I guess.
Kirby says "Lola; Jake just read a story by Paul Ferancik on Wattpad called "Lola's Birthday Wish," and now he is EXTREMELY angry at Lana. He loves you the most out of anyone, so you are the only one who can calm him down and comfort him. (Since you're waiting six years to start dating, he just wants to start a romantic relationship with you by expressing his affections for you.)"
Shreeky stormed into the hospital waiting room and screamed angrily.
Nurse: Quiet!
He then caught sight of Lana.
Shreeky: WHY YOU!
Lana: What I do?
Lola: Jake, what is Lola's Birthday Wish about and how did it get you mad at Lana?
Shreeky then gave the explanation. I haven't read Lola's Birthday Wish, so I don't know what he would say.
Lola: ...That makes sense.
Lana: No it doesn't. I didn't do anything. Jake should be mad at the Lana of that other universe, not me.
Lola: Oh, speaking of that, Jake, are you from this uni...?
Shreeky: I want to start a romantic relationship. I have affections for you.
Lola: Yeah, I know. So, are you still mad at Lana?
Shreeky: Heck yeah!
Lola: Then you wanna see a movie with me tonight to calm you down? They're showing one at Ford Field.
Shreeky: That sounds perfect.
Lola: Mommy, that is not going to be a date. It'll just be two kids seeing a movie together. Alone. I know that sounds exactly like a date, but I assure you that it is a completely different thing.
Rita thought about not letting them go to the stadium, but she decided to allow it.
JMbuilder says "Hey guys! I'm back! Before asking anything, I need to warn that Lisa of my universe that you crossovered with has created a universal portal. Soo there's a chance that she reaches your universe. So please don't get scared at this sudden appearance."
JMbuilder's Lisa appeared, took a quick look around, realized this wasn't the universe she meant to go to, and then left.
Lisa: Who was that?
Lincoln: It's another version of you. Everyone here is an alternate version of a character from either a show or a video game. This has all been established.
Izzy: Has it?
Lincoln: Okay, pretty much nothing is ever established, but I swear that was at some point.
JMbuilder asks "As for the questions, Lincoln, besides Izzy, who you hate more?"
Lincoln: You should know that I actually no longer completely hate Izzy. It's a long and crazy story, so let's just say we worked things out. Now if only she didn't have a connection to Cartoon Network. The number of people in my life who have some connection to Cartoon Network has gotten too ding dang high! But to answer your question, I used to hate my half-brother until he sacrificed himself to save my family's lives.
Lynn: Was that established?
Lincoln: Depends on how you define "established."
Lynn: But it can only be defined one way.
Lincoln: I also hated Lillie until I found out that her claim that she was my niece from the future was true and she wasn't just some insane fan like I thought. Speaking of which, she should be here.
Lillie, who had come back from the future, ran into the waiting room.
Lillie: I'm here! I'm here! I can't believe I'm about to get my first ever cousins!
Lori: Yeah, "about" isn't exactly the right word.
JMbuilder asks "Also, Lisa Special, what is the best invention you created and that made Lisa from Y Universe faint of shock, even with dome jealously?"
Luna: Somebody better call her.
Lucy video chatted with Lisa Special and repeated the question to her.
Lisa Special: None of my inventions have ever made Lisa Loud faint. However, I've heard through the grapevine that she once saw The Animalizer from The Thundermans being used to turn a Pokémon into a human and she fainted at that. As for what my best invention is, that's easily my portal opener. I wear it on my wrist 24/7 for a reason. If it weren't for it, so many discoveries I've made and relationships I've formed with other people never would've happened.
Lincoln: Very informative, Lisa. Bye.
Lisa Special: Thank you. Bye.
Eternatus asks "Lisa, have you ever thought about Dynamaxing a human? And if you have, who would your first test subject be? (You're not allowed to pick yourself)"
Lisa: No, I have never considered that before. However, your idea has me intrigued. I believe that the phenomenon known as Dynamax is only possible in the Galar region, so my first test subject would likely be my brother unit's friend Bonnie or one of her companions. This is due to the fact that they currently reside in that region.
Guzzlord says "Hey Lynn Sr, I'll place an order for delivery from your restaurant. I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4 x 4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
Lynn Sr.: ...We serve food here, sir.
A few hours went by and the babies still weren't born. Right when Lincoln was about to whine about how boring it was, George came into the waiting room.
George: Mrs. Leni's Mom, Leni wants to talk to you.
Rita: She's not keeping the babies and that's final! She's not ready or mature enough to take on that huuuuuuuuge responsibility.
George: Well, yeah, but uhhh...
Rita: ALTHOUGH, I suppose...Umm...If she really wants to keep them, it's her decision. She's an adult.
George: Yeah, that's fantastic, but umm...
Rita: Just tell her that I said that the decision she's making is the absolutely definitive WRONG ONE.
George: ............That's not what she wanted to talk to you about.
Rita: ...Oh. Ummm...Tell her I'll be there in a second.
George turned around and went back to Leni's room. After he was gone, Rita happened to look down at Lily and had a shocking realization.
Rita: Oh my god! I can't believe I didn't think of this. Lily, there's going to be actual babies in our family again soon, so are you sure you still don't want to start acting your age? Don't you think acting like a baby around the actual babies would be embarrassing?
Lily: .......................................Poo poo.
Rita: GAH! I'm still gonna be changing your diapers when you're 30 years old, aren't I?!
She was silent for a second but then realized something else.
Rita: What I just said had better not be foreshadowing!
Next Time On Another The Loud House Q&A
25 Years Later
Rita: Oh, come on!
Another half an hour past. Leni, George, and Korrina came out of the delivery room. They decided that they would each raise one of the triplets, so they each came into the room while holding the baby who they would take home.
Naturally, everyone carefully ran up to them to see their new relatives for the first time ever.
A portal opened and the Special twins jumped out of it. This, however, has become such a common occurrence that it didn't even take anybody's attention away from the babies.
Luna Special: Hey! Everybody! We've got an ending song for ya'.
Luan Special: I am so glad that this is gonna be the first song the triplets ever hear!
George: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get into the habit of calling them "the triplets." They're all individual people with distinct identities.
Lincoln: Well, tell us their names then. Or, have you not picked them yet?
George: I don't know about the two people I'm standing in between who are now mothers, but I picked mine. Everyone, meet my daughter Anniecarmenjudypatsy.
Most of the people there looked at George in confusion.
George: I couldn't decide which name I liked best. Okay?
Lincoln: What about you, sis?
Lynn Sr.: LJ's probably never gonna have kids, so if you wanna go with Lynn Loud The Third, that be...
Leni: Sorry, Dad. But this is Justin.
Luan: This Justin! Leni is now a mother! Hahahahaha! Get it?
Luan Special: ......That's just what I was thinking!
Rita: And what's my other grandson's name, Korrina?
Leni: She hasn't picked yet.
Korrina: ...Actually, I have. Leni, to thank you for all you've done for me, I am naming my son Leni Loud Jr.
Leni: ...But that's a girl's name.
Korrina: It's a boy's name too. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's MORE of a boy's name.
George: But how come he doesn't have your last name?
Korrina: Aw, forget my last name! I'm just gonna let it die with me.
George: ...Okay, love that. I'm gonna go with "Loud" for Anniecarmenjudypatsy too. I like my last name, but being the last person to ever have it sounds baddonkey!
George then shifted his focus to the Special twins.
George: So, what's that ending song you had planned?
Luan Special: Thank you, thank you, thank you! I can say without exaggeration that the Luna Special original song you are about to hear is the most important, greatest, raddest, most rocking thing you will ever hear in your entire life! I'm not even gonna be the one singing it like I usually am because I love doing so because it just wouldn't do the song justice! Take it away, Luna!
Luna Special held her guitar pick in the air and then played the song's first chord. She then mysteriously vanished.
Next Time On Another The Loud House Q&A
Like I implied, the next episode is gonna be set in the year 2045.
Sponge-Tron: Welcome to the future!