Percy began to read.
Afterword
"Oh come on! You got to be kidding me!" Percy exclaimed.
SO, THOSE ARE THE BASICS.
"Yup, we can't talk all about Greek Mythology here, can we?" Hermes asked.
I know some of you are going to be complaining, like, Ah, you forgot to talk about Cheez Whiz, the god of mice!
"No such gods there!" Zeus said.
You forgot to mention Bumbritches, the god of bad fashion statements! Or whatever.
"Even if they exist, I don't want to hear about them anymore." Nico said.
Please. There are about a hundred thousand Greek gods out there. I'm a little too ADHD to include every single one of them in a single book.
"And we want to escape the dam throne room!" Thalia said.
Sure, I could tell you how Gaea raised an army of giants to destroy Olympus.
"Skip it. They're done and dust." Zeus said.
I could tell you how Cupid got his girlfriend,
"Save that for Zephyrus." Nico said.
or how Hecate got her farting weasel.
"Not an important case." Hazel said.
But that would take a whole other book.
Before Athena open her mouth, Percy began to read.
(And please don't give the publisher any ideas. This writing gig is HARD!)
"For you." Athena said, rolling her eyes.
We've covered most of the major players. You probably know enough now to avoid getting zapped into a pile of ash if you ever come across any of the twelve Olympians. Probably.
"Yep." Jason said.
Me, I'm late to meet my girlfriend. Annabeth is going to kill me.
"Oh, I wouldn't mind if you told me about the book." Annabeth said.
Hope you enjoyed the stories. Stay safe out there, demigods.
"You too Percy." Seven, save for Percy, said.
Peace from Manhattan,
Percy Jackson.
"And that's the end." Percy closed the book, and sighed heavily.
Few things happened same time. The doors of the throne room opened. Ares and Dionysus clutched their heads. And Zeus thundered.
"Silence!" Zeus boomed. The rest of the audiance went into a pindrop silence.
"According to my brother, Poseidon, we are under a great threat. The end of world is going to happen and it will be caused by his son Perseus, the god of evil and destruction." Zeus paused. "He is going to kill three maiden goddesses and Hades-" (said four grimaced) "-and fight Apollo and kill each other while his children slay the rest of gods save for Demeter, who will be slain at hands of Tartarus." Zeus looked at Poseidon, who was busy fiddling with his mobile.
"What are you doing, Poseidon!" Zeus thundered.
"Err..writing a fanfiction?" Poseidon said mischeivously.
"I'm impressed." Athena said. "What are you writing about?"
(No one noticed Apollo's grin)
Poseidon grinned sheepishly, as he raised the phone and showed them the topic.
"Perseus: The Greek Ragnarok!"
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A/N
*evil laughter!* got you! Got you! Goooot yooou! *Dancing like a mad crazy*
Look next chapter too. Will you?
I'm conveying my undying love you once again. Stay safe, Goodbye.