Ask Little Mal And Her Family

by Carpenterfan03

This is a book where you can ask questions for four year old Mal to answer along with her mommy/ big sister Evie and their sisters Lola, Ava, April, Tessa. This book is set with my other story Parenting Is Hard. I originally posted this on Wattpad only, but decided to post it on here too, so feel free to ask questions. Ps:You won't recognize most names as they come from Wattpad.

22. Do Uma And Audrey Get Along?

Yay more questions! Oh Auntie Uma and Audrey say they hate each other! But they don't mean it! Because they hang out all the time! We all do! Me, mommy, Auntie Uma, Audrey, Jane, and sometimes Lonnie. But Lonnie is always busy!

Yes Mal we all hang out but that doesn't mean we all like each other. For instance I go for Audrey, Jane, and Lonnie and you go because of me. Uma goes because you're going. But Audrey and I both can't stand Uma. Uma is always trying to mess with all of us, but mainly she messes with me and Audrey since we are apparently the most boring and prissy ones and we deserve to get messed with. Those are her exact words.

But mommy Auntie Uma just says that because Auntie Uma is like Jade and Sam! She is tough and she messes with you, but that's really her way of saying you and Audrey are her closest friends!

Wait where did you hear those names?

Oh um mommy I don't know! I just came up with those names!

Really because those are the names of some of the main characters in ICarly and Victorious which I have told you that you are not allowed to watch since those shows are not very appropriate for a four year old.

Okay mommy I admit it Auntie Uma let me watch it with her and Audrey yesterday when Audrey was babysitting since Auntie Uma was hanging out there too and they were having a sleepover!

Okay Uma seriously needs to stop! You are not to watch those shows again.

But mommy I love them! They're so funny! And Jade is just like Uma and Tori is just like you and Audrey! Uma is always messing with you, but she really loves you both a lot! And you're her best friends! Just like how Jade is always messing with Tori but she actually is really good friends with her!

Mal, Tori and Jade hate each other. They were never friends.

That's not true mommy! They are friends I know it! Just like Audrey and Uma and you!

Mal they definitely were not friends and I'm serious Mal no more of those shows.

Ugh you're so unfair mommy! And yes they were!

They weren't and just like Audrey and Uma they hate each other.

That's not true! Audrey and Uma are friends that's why they have sleepovers! You only have sleepovers with friends!

Okay Mal I will admit the sleepover thing throws me off. But I'm sure there is probably a reason for it.

Yeah there is they are best friends! Just like you and Uma and just like Tori and Jade! I win this conversation! Oh and I almost forgot everybody please keep the questions coming!

Thank you to Rosie2009 for this question.