I tried to go a whole month before doing another one of these, but I needed to blow off some steam and this is how I chose to do it for some reason.
This isn't the episode set in the future that I said would be next, so sorry to anyone who was looking forward to that. It'll be up on June 4th. That's a promise. Also, the question from Kirby about marriage will be saved until then since it was obviously supposed to be answered by adult Lola.
The Louds and Izzy were in their house and they were all doing absolutely nothing of interest.
Lincoln: I'm bored. Anybody wanna answer Q&A questions?
Lynn: Yeah, I guess.
Izzy: I'll fill in for The Announcer!
Aaron asks "This question is for you Lincoln. Have you ever thought about visiting the loud house universe? You know the one from the Nicktoon"
Lincoln: Heck yeah! Me and Ronnie Anne have been trying to find the time to do just that for quite a while now. But I get the feeling it's never gonna happen. She probably won't like the original her because they're such opposites.
Ridley asks "Lisa, besides sleeping and bathing, is there any activity that you do where you prefer to have your glasses removed?"
Lisa: Swimming, being outside during snowy weather, and punching myself in the face.
Rita: You punch yourself in the face? Why?
Lisa: For science.
Kirby says "If there's an X universe and a Y universe, there must be a Z universe."
Lincoln: There's probably one out there somewhere that's called that, but none of us have ever seen it. In fact, I'll bet there's one for every letter in the alphabet. All 486 of them. Now, if you don't mind, I have a question for YOU. Are you the Nintendo character, the limo driver, or just some guy who happens to be named Kirby?
Izzy: No more questions, guys.
Lincoln: Well that was fast. Why do we even bother still...?
Lincoln was cut off by Luan Special bursting through the front door all of a sudden. Instead of pigtails like usual, her hair was down like Lana's is in the episode Sister Act. She was also yelling in a fake European accent.
Luan Special: Where is the individual whom I unfortunately share my first name with?!
Luan: ...Umm...Right here? Why are you talking like that?
Luan Special: My psychiatrist suggested I speak at a higher volume to be more attention-grabbing, and I thought it was a good idea, so I did it! This fake accent I'm doing, which I think is supposed to be British, was done on my own accord!
Luan: I didn't know you saw a psychiatrist. Did he or she tell you to change your hair too? I like it this new way.
Luan Special: No, he didn't! I'm just trying something! Now, I am going to talk about why I am here! In my universe, there is a quinquennial trivia contest and I...
Lincoln: Oh, yeah! Two told me about that and how he's the returning champion.
Luan Special: DON'T INTERRUPT ME, YOU UGLY HALF A SODA BOTTLE!
She quickly went back to her real voice while yelling at him because she was too angry to be able to keep up the fake one.
Luan Special: ...Sorry.
Lincoln: It's okay. But why'd you call me half a soda bottle? What does that mean?
Luan Special: I'm saying you're worthless. Again, sorry. Anyway, each contestant gets to pick someone else to be one too until all 4 slots are filled. Two picked me and Luan Loud, I pick you.
Luan: Okay, sure. That sounds fun.
Luan Special: No, wait. Let me do it right. LUAN LOUD, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CONTEST OF KNOWING RANDOM PIECES OF KNOWLEDGE! If I win, you have to take me to the mall and buy me whatever I want! Do you accept this offer?!
Luan: No problem. What do I get if I win?
Luan Special: That is your decision!
Luan: Makes sense. How 'bout if I win, you have to let me and Benny use you as our pretend daughter so we can practice being parents?
Luan Special: ......That actually sounds kinda fun. ACCEPTED! And now I shall explain why I want to go shopping despite the fact nobody asked!
Lincoln groaned.
Lincoln: Seriously?
Luan Special: SERIOUSLY! I want to pick out some new clothes because I haven't liked what I wear since Luna pointed out to me that it makes me look like a comedian. Also, more importantly, I don't want to just be seen as two Louds put together. I want to have as much of my own identity as possible! That's part of the reason why I changed my hair. Another of those reasons being that if I associate this new hairstyle with myself, it will no longer make me think of the 11-minute-long eyesore it debuted in.
Lincoln: I can tell how you feel, but I think you're more than different enough from Lana and Luan already. I haven't thought of you as being the two of them put together in a long time.
Luan Special: I completely agree. But, even though I wouldn't exist if it weren't for The Loud House, I absolutely despise it with a burning passion and want to be affiliated with it as little as possible!
Lincoln: Out of my house.
Luan Special: That's fair. Just one more thing though. Luan Loud, you need to pick the 4th contestant.
Luan Special walked right out the front door and slammed it shut.
Luan: Since Luan Special is such an unlikable jerk, I've gotta do whatever it takes to make sure she loses. Lisa, will you...?
Lisa: Yes. I will gladly assist you in cheating at the competition.
Luan: ...I was gonna ask you to be the 4th contestant, but I like your idea better. Lincoln, do you know when the competition is? Luan Special was too busy being an egotist to tell me what I actually need to know.
Lincoln: Two said it's on Friday.
That Friday, everyone went to the facility where the trivia game was being...
Luan Special: That whole "want my own identity" thing I was talking about isn't why I'm using a new voice! It just makes me sound intimidating and it's fun!
It's hypocritical to get mad at somebody for interrupting you but then interrupt me.
Luan Special: Sorry!
Anyway, the four contestants were Two, the Luans, and Y Universe Darcy. The contestants' families were all in the audience. Lisa had two walky talkies so she could give Luan and Darcy the answers like in that one episode of Drake & Josh.
Darcy (Special Universe): Go younger me!
Darcy: Thank you!
And now, please welcome the game's two hosts, Katherine Mulligan and Scorpion from Mortal Kombat!
Katherine Mulligan: Hello, everyone! I'm Katherine Mulligan. Welcome to the 578th quinquennial trivia game that doesn't have a name! This year, we shall be taking some of the questions from a website called Random Trivia Generator. I'm Katherine Mulligan. Here are the rules. Each contestant will take turns answering questions. If they answer correctly, they will receive 2890 points. I'm Katherine Mulligan. If they answer incorrectly, that's one ball. Four balls and you're out.
Lynn: It's three strikes and you're out, you idiot!
Lynn Special: Yeah, what she said. Four balls means you take your base.
Katherine Mulligan: This isn't baseball, this is the trivia game that doesn't have a name. You know who does have a name? I do. I'm Katherine Mulligan.
Scorpion: First one to 1,999,991 points or the last one to get four balls is the victor. Let's begin!
Katherine Mulligan: First question is for Luan Loud. I'm Katherine Mulligan. Name an English word that ends with a silent letter.
Luan: Tile.
Katherine Mulligan: Incorrect.
Luan: What?!
Unexpectedly, Scorpion threw a Beastball from Super Smash Bros. at Luan. Just like in the game, it hit her twice by disappearing and reappearing.
Luan: Ow! What was that about?!
Katherine Mulligan: I said you would get a ball if you got a wrong answer. I'm Katherine Mulligan.
Luan: But you never said I'd get hit by one! And I wasn't wrong anyway. The E in tile doesn't make a sound.
Luan Special: Oh. So you're saying if there was no E, it would still be pronounced "tile?" 'Cause it wouldn't, Loudser.
Luan: That's stupid. But fine, whatever. I'm still gonna win.
Katherine Mulligan: Luan Special, same question. I'm Katherine Mulligan.
Luan Special: Zeitgeistq.
Katherine Mulligan: Correct!
Luan: No! "Zeitgeistq" doesn't end with a silent letter at all!
Luan Special: Maybe not in your universe, but it does here. Back me up here, Two.
Two: "Zeitgeistq" is spelled Z-E-I-T-G-E-I-S-T-Q.
Luan Special: It is.
Katherine Mulligan: Next question is for Two Park. I'm Katherine Mulligan. What does the Big Mac Index measure?
Two: The purchasing power parity between TWO currencies.
Katherine Mulligan: That is correct. I'm Katherine Mulligan.
Scorpion: Darcy, what 1984 song by Prince was his first to hit #1 on the Billboard charts?
Darcy: Umm...
Luna quickly whispered the answer in Lisa's ear so she could tell it to Darcy.
Darcy: When Butts Fly.
Scorpion: Close, but wrong!
Darcy also got a Beastball thrown at her face.
Darcy: Owie! That really hurt! A lot!
Lisa: Acquaintance, I said "When Doves Cry."
Darcy: Oopsie. But what's a dove?
Lisa: I do not know.
Darcy (Special Universe): I do!
Lisa Special: As do I. Also, I'm telling the hosts you're cheating once the game's over no matter who wins.
Darcy (Special Universe) gasped.
Lisa: I anticipated for you to do such a thing and have prepared for it.
Darcy (Special Universe): I no longer want Darcy to go. I can't believe she would ever do something bad. Not hating Pokémon is one thing, but cheating?!
Luan L. - 0 points and 1 ball
Luan S. - 2890 points and 0 balls
Two - 2890 points and 0 balls
Darcy - 0 points and 1 ball
Katherine Mulligan: Luan Loud, I'm Katherine Mulligan. Less importantly, who received a patent for the first electric razor in 1930?
Luan: Jacob Schick.
Scorpion: Correct. Luan Special, how many years did it take to build the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Luan Special: I don't know. Like 5 years?
Scorpion: Incorrect.
Luan Special get a Beastball thrown at her.
Lana: What are those things called?
Lincoln: Beastballs.
Lana: But there's already a thing called Beast Balls.
Katherine Mulligan: Two Park, same question.
Two: They're called Beastballs.
Katherine Mulligan: Not that question.
Scorpion threw one of the balls at Two.
Once again, Lisa didn't know the answer. There's no Leaning Tower of Pisa in the Y Universe, so she didn't even know what the hosts were talking about. Darcy had to guess.
Darcy: 199?
Scorpion: That is correct.
Luan L. - 2890 points and 1 ball
Luan S. - 2890 points and 1 ball
Two - 2890 points and 1 ball
Darcy - 2890 points and 1 ball
IT'S ALL TIED UP!
Scorpion: Luan Loud, what word is the mathematical term for a triangle whose sides are all different lengths?
Luan: Scalene.
Katherine Mulligan: Correct. Other Luan, what does the acronym RPM stand for?
Luan Special: OOH! OOH! OOH! For the longest time I didn't know what it stood for and it was just a Disney Power Rangers season to me, but my dad recently randomly told me what it stands for for some reason. Is it, umm...rate per minute?
Katherine Mulligan: I'm sorry, but I'm Katherine Mulligan. The correct answer is revolutions per minute.
Luan Special: Aw! And that makes so much more sense! I should-a known!
Another ball in the face for Luan Special.
Scorpion: Katherine, you're not supposed to tell them the answer. The next player gets the same question.
Katherine Mulligan: My bad. But just so you know, my name's not Katherine. I'm Katherine Mulligan.
Scorpion: Two, we'll give you a different question instead. Which video game released in 2017 has an animation style similar to the 1930's?
Two: CUPHEAD! BWOM, BWOM, BWOM, BWOM, BWOM, BWOM!
Scorpion: Correct!
Two: I'd like to thank my BF for recommending that game to me.
Lincoln: No problem, dude!
Two: I don't play video games, but that one's really fun.
Luan Special: Haha! Lincoln's a big finger!
Katherine Mulligan: And I'm Katherine Mulligan. Darcy Helmandollar, which newspaper does Clark Kent work for?
Darcy: Ooh! I know this one! He's Batman!
Katherine Mulligan: ...That's not what I asked.
Scorpion: And that wouldn't have been right anyway.
Darcy - ball - again
Lisa: Darcy, pay better attention to the questions asked and wait for me to provide you with the correct answer.
Darcy: Right. Sorry.
Luan L. - 5780 points and 1 ball
Luan S. - 2890 points and 2 balls
Two - 5780 points and 1 ball
Darcy - 2890 points and 2 balls
Katherine Mulligan: And now to change things up a little. I'm Katherine Mulligan. We shall now ask a few questions about previous episodes of Another The Loud House Q&A.
Scorpion: What color did Sid want to dye her hair because she thought Ronnie Anne would like it?
Luan: Since it's Ow's favorite color, I'm gonna guess purple.
Katherine Mulligan: I'm Katherine Mulligan. That is correct.
Luan Special: Fun fact. Sid still gave her Mii purple hair.
Luan: Your definition of "fun" is very weird.
Scorpion: Luan Special, how old did Anthony say he feels on the inside?
Luan Special: IT'S THE BEST NUMBER IN EXISTENCE AND IT'S ALSO THE SQUARE ROOT OF 64! THE ANSWER IS 8!
Scorpion: Right. Two, the title of the episode 5 Simple Words: Pizza Party At The Zoo is a reference to what sitcom?
No one was able to even come up with a guess for this question until it was Luan Special's turn again.
Luan L. - 8670 points and 1 ball
Luan S. - 5780 points and 2 balls
Two - 5780 points and 2 balls
Darcy - 2890 points and 3 balls
Luan Special: It's George Lopez!
Katherine Mulligan: I like it when people refer to themselves by their first and last name. Also, your answer is right!
Scorpion: Two, in State Sam's Identity, Courtney referred to Lincoln as being completely what?
Two: I have no idea, but I hope she said he's completely awesome!
Lincoln: Aw, that's so sweet.
Scorpion: But it's also wrong!
Ball in Two's face! You gotta be careful with that. The dude has glasses.
Katherine Mulligan: Darcy Helmandollar, do you know the answer?
She didn't, but Lisa did.
Darcy: Insane.
Katherine Mulligan: Correct!
Luan L. - 8670 points and 2 balls
Luan S. - 8670 points and 2 balls
Two - 5780 points and 3 balls
Darcy - 5780 points and 3 balls
Scorpion: Luan Loud, why did Richard read the video game instruction manual instead of Lisa like in the original Game Off?
Luan: Her reason for making the decision to not aid her sibling with a trivial non-issue does not to be shared.
Scorpion: ...That's not what it says on the card. Should we give her the ball?
Katherine Mulligan: It sounds like a pretty Lisa Loud thing to say to Katherine Mulligan. Katherine Mulligan says we count it as the right answer. Luan Special, what is the title of the episode in which Izzy is revealed to be a psychic?
She tried to remember the title, but the time limit ran out before she could. Then she got hit by a Beastball.
Luan Special: Hey! What happened to the rule where you don't get a ball if the time limit runs out?!
Katherine Mulligan: That has never been a thing.
Luan Special: Well, it should be! It adds another level of strategy!
Two also couldn't come up with an answer but then Darcy got it right thanks to Lisa helping her cheat.
Darcy: Where The Heck Is Carl?!
Katherine Mulligan: Correct!
Luan L. - 11650 points and 2 balls
Luan S. - 8670 points and 3 balls
Two - 5780 points and 4 balls
Darcy - 8670 points and 3 balls
Katherine Mulligan: Oh, look at that. I'm Katherine Mulligan. On top of that, Two has four balls! You know what that means!
Scorpion grabbed Two with his spear and pulled him towards him.
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!
He then slammed the loser's face into the floor.
Lincoln: Two, are you okay?!
Two: I'm fine.
His glasses were completely undamaged because animation does not require for real world logic to be followed. Two then sat down in the audience next to Lincoln.
Two: Let's go Luan!
Luan: Thank you.
Luan Special: He means me!
Two: I do!
Katherine Mulligan: We shall now go back to more general questions. Luan Loud, I'm Katherine Mulligan. What gift is first presented on the fifth day in the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas"?
Luan: 5 gold rings.
Katherine Mulligan: Incorrect.
Luan: No, it's not.
Katherine Mulligan: Yes, it is. I just said that.
Ball to the Loud!
Katherine Mulligan: Luan Special, do YOU know what the fifth gift is?
Luan Special: 5 golden rings!
Katherine Mulligan: Now THAT is correct.
Luan: Oh, come on! It's the same thing!
Scorpion: Darcy, what is 70 percent of 70?
Darcy: Well, that's gotta be 1.
Lisa: NO!
Scorpion: What that kid said.
Darcy has now been hit by a Beastball 8 times (but still only gotten one thrown at her 4 times). Since she's out, Scorpion did the same thing to her that he did to Two.
Luan Special: Heh. Tutu.
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!
After being slammed into the ground, Darcy ran to her mommy in the audience while crying.
Darcy (Special Universe): Good thing my mom didn't come. That could've caused some confusion.
Lisa: Why did you not listen to me?! I gave you clear instructions to wait until I...
Darcy: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Lisa: That does not matter to me.
Lisa Special: Hey! Don't be so mean to her. She is your friend, isn't she?
Lisa: She is only my acquaintance. I have no need for friends.
Luan L. - 11650 points and 3 balls
Luan S. - 11650 points and 3 balls
Darcy - 8670 points and 4 balls
Katherine Mulligan: We are down to our final two contestants. I'm Katherine Mulligan. They are each at 3 balls, so neither of them can afford to get any more questions wrong because that would mean the other contestant is this year's winner.
Scorpion: Contestant #1, in the anime Howl's Moving Castle, Calcifer was voiced by which actor?
Luan: I actually know this. Billy Crystal.
Scorpion: Correct. Contestant #2, what garden flower's name literally means "nose twister"?
Luan Special: NASTURTIUM!
Scorpion: Correct.
Lincoln: How did she know that?
Two: She knows her flowers.
Lisa Special: Yeah, she and Luna went to flower camp.
Luna Special: Yeah, dude, it was sick!
Luan L. - 14540 points and 3 balls
Luan S. - 14540 points and 3 balls
Katherine Mulligan: Luan Loud, who has won the most NFL MVP awards (as of 2019)?
Lynn whispered the answer to Lisa, hoping it was still right in this universe.
Luan: Peyton Manning.
Katherine Mulligan: Correct. Luan Special, how many NFL MVP awards (as of 2019) has Peyton Manning won?
She had no idea what the answer was. She struggled for a bit to try to come up with what might be a good guess until she saw Lynn Special hold up 5 fingers.
Luan Special: ...Five.
Katherine Mulligan: Correct.
Luan L. - 17430 points and 3 balls
Luan S. - 17430 points and 3 balls
Scorpion: Luan Loud, who built the world's first free-standing geodesic dome in 1949?
Luan: Buckminster Fuller.
Scorpion: Right. Luan Special, what are the only 100% guarantees of safety in the TV show Big Brother?
Luan Special was stumped. Some members of her family watch that show a lot, but she never does. She didn't even understand what the question was asking. There was also no way to cheat because there was no way for anyone to tell her the answer. She had no choice but to guess. If only that no balls for running out of time rule was in play.
Luan Special: ...They keep things safe by keeping the house in good condition and providing quality food?
The room went silent. The few seconds of no noise were agonizing for both Luans. Then the shorter one was grabbed by Scorpion's spear.
Luan Special: NEIN!
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!
LUAN WINS!
FATALITY!
(Okay, there wasn't really a fatality.)
Luan: Hey! She still needs one more ball.
Katherine Mulligan: Oh, right. I'm Katherine Mulligan.
You know the drill. But this time, Katherine Mulligan was the one who threw it.
Luan Special: Well, I guess I'm pretending to be your daughter. 'Cause I've clearly established that I absolutely love it when someone from one of our families pretends to be another one!
Luna Special: She doesn't actually love it! I asked her to pretend to be me so I wouldn't have to see Scoob! with Lindsay Sourwater but she refused to. Just wanted to make that clear.
Luan: Thank you, Luan. And even though you lost, I'd still be happy to take you to the mall. My family's filthy stinkin' rich, so I'll even pay for everything still.
Luan Special: Wow. That's really nice of you. Thanks.
Lisa Special stood up and raised her finger in the air.
Lisa Special: I have a very important announcement to make! Both contestants from the Y Universe chea...!
Before she could finish her sentence, her younger Y Universe counterpart tackled her. Lisa had always been in denial of other universes existing ever since she first saw proof of them. But now that she had found a way that admitting she was wrong could be used to her advantage, she didn't care anymore. After wrestling with Lisa Special for a bit, she was able to take the older girl's portal opener from her.
Lisa: I shall now send the lowlife known as Lisa Special to a universe that is nothing but an empty void and she will never be able to escape! Now, how does this device function?
Darcy (Special Universe): Oh, it's quite simple really. First, you get what you special deserve. YEET!
Lisa Special's BFF kicked Lisa in the back of the head, making her fly across the room, scream, and drop the device.
Lisa Special: She just said there's more than one universe. Must be a different Lisa.