Nova:
Last Time...
"Everyone this is Crimson, and Lilah." Everyone came around them like kids looking at puppies in the pet shop.
"They're so cute..." Coco says, making Piccolo smile with pride.
"Have fun while it lasts, until one of them wakes you up at eleven in the morning asking me if I have condoms." Trunks said.
"Our kids in the future are a thing now..."
"Yeah...they umm like sex too much." You looked at your children, then you looked at Piccolo.
"Makes since." You said and smirked. He smirked back, and despite the kid in his hand made out with you for a good thirty seconds.
They looked at Lilah, she had most of your features, but she did have Piccolo's ears and eyes. She had pale skin too. She was beautiful. Crimson had green skin, and like Lilah had pointed ears. But unlike Piccolo he had Elvis looking hair that slanted more to the right. He hid from everyone in his dad's chest, while Lilah babbled on and on and on...
"And that's how we know she's our kid." Piccolo smirked, and you punched him. "Worth it." You
rolled your eyes and tried not to cry. They were interacting with Trunks, Danielle, A snow hair colored kid.
"Karma?"
"It's actually mine." Peggy said.
"Nice to see you too Peggy..." Piccolo said.
"So who's the dad..."
"Oh, a sperm doner."
"Yeah so is Vegeta now who's the guy?"
"I'm not telling...it'd ruin his rep."
"Can you at least say his name?" Piccolo said about the child who was 'talking' to Lilah.
"Karma named him...Bruno."
"Why?"
"Vegeta said I couldn't use it for Trunks's name. Speaking of where is he?"
You looked at Trunks who was holding a photo in his hand. You looked at it. You recognised most of the kids because they were either yours, Marita's, Karma's, or Peggy's...there was one you didn't recognise.
"Who's the chick?"
"Your son's future obsession." Piccolo came over to look at the picture.
"Becoming obsessed runs in the family?" Trunks nodded
"I kind of miss Lilah annoying me on a daily basis." Some kind of communication device rang. "Maybe should've kept my mouth shut..." Then an adult version of your daughter showed up on a lifesize projection...not that dumb blue stuff, but could see every feature of her cleary, and the color was fononminal.
"Have you seen my brother?"
"How would I, I'm in the past Lilah?"
"Yeah about that..."
"What did you do?"
"He almost killed the rich douche bag...a.k.a the groom..."
"But it was because...she was about to get raped...By her fiance."
"So he still hasn't moved on..."
"Apperently before Mom said, 'You guys don't need help anymore so... I'm gonna go see your dad.' She told Crimson that she also created a time machine and to go back whenever you need help."
"Why?"
"Because she trusted him...either that or knew that his heart wouldn't be able to handle it and has a way to get out of that situation."
"I thought he was fine with it..."
"No one's really fine with it. But after he hospitalized the rich douche bag we haven't seen him, or Annabelle in who knows how long."
"Three hours." A different voice said.
"Thanks sweetie, anyway."
"Why would he be here though?"
"He wrote on the note 'I'm going to see what my dad would do.' And that rang a lot of bells."
"You said that you haven't seen Annabelle either."
"Yeah..."
"SHE WENT TO BANG HIM..."
"Danielle!" Everyone screamed.
"I heard some very, very convincing dreams that she loves him way too much. If you know what I mean."
"Hey, I found this..." It was The Playbook. "Should we burn it?"
"Can't believe I'm about to say this, but let's read it."
"Huh, there's something in the very back..."
"It says, The Douche Bag..." Bruno said.
"Step one, Point to a guy and say he looks nice. Even though you know that he's is a douche bag. And go along with it. Step Two, tell Crimson the real wonders of sex...the fun stuff. And not just the fact that your virginity was taken from him by his mother rival's offspring." You eyes widened with fear. The real Karma from the future came to the screen. "P.S. Don't forget that he's Piccolo's child and...is really fond of making love...Screw it your parents did it like rabbits and they enjoyed it."
"Huh..."
"No wonder why they're children are sex craving monsters." Trunks says making your cheeks red.
"He's right though...Crimson I wouldn't say he's worse than Lilah...but...Most of the things he does are because he's Piccolo's son."
"I have to ask what does that mean?"
"Your son from what I hear has hands of magic."
"I'm listening..." Piccolo and Vegeta said at the same time.
"Because of his charm he get away with motorboating big breasted girls."
"What's that..." Piccolo whispered what that was in his ear. He looked back at him, "I can see him doing that."
Then the time machine came on the lookout...