Authors note: not sure where this came from or if it even makes any sense but idc
Callen announced to the team: Due to COVID SECNAV has ordered Everyone who's high risk to work from home if possible. So until further notice I'm in charge.
Deeks: so what exactly are the qualifications for high risk?
Callen reading the protocol file he was given: people over the age of 65
Deeks interrupting him trying to make light of the current situation: Sam shouldn't you be working from home then.
Sam: I am not even close to 65.
Kensi: Deeks, be serious this isn't a time for jokes let him finish.
Deeks: sorry guess I should read the room better next time.
Callen Holding back laughter and going back to reading the file: You are high risk if you are or you live with someone who is over the age of 65, has underlying health conditions, or is pregnant.
Deeks: well looks like we're going to be spending some time at home kens.
Sam: seriously Deeks this is not something to joke about.
Deeks: well I wasn't joking but okay.
Callen shocked: well you're not over 64 and you don't have any health conditions that I know about so that means Kensi...
Kensi putting her hands on her stomach to confirm his suspicions: surprise
Sam joking: please tell me you're joking because I don't think the world can handle a mini Deeks.
Deeks faking outraged: hey, they'll be part Kensi too.
Callen patting deeks on the back: hopefully they'll get more of Kensi's genes.
Deeks chuckling: nice, thanks for supporting us guys.
Callen: congratulations guys now go home and stay safe.
Kensi: thanks guys, be careful and don't do anything stupid.
Deeks: see ya guys. Oh and Sam you're not as far from 65 as you think. Time flies you should probably start thinking about retirement.
Kensi grabbing him: okay let's go.
Sam to Callen: work is going to be so Peaceful without him.
Deeks shouting as Kensi continued to pull him out of the bullpen: hey I heard that. I'm gonna face time you guys everyday just so that I can annoy you.