THE NEXT MORNING…

(When Lincoln is looking through his locker, a nearby trash can starts rumbling, then tumbles over as its various contents are spilled onto the granite hallway floor.)

Lincoln: (startled) "What the hell?"

(Lincoln follows the trail of trash and looks in the trash can; Lana pops out of it and tackles Lincoln.)

Lana: "Hi, Lincoln! Whatcha' doin?"

Lincoln: "Lookin' through my locker. What scraps are you eating this time?"

Lana: "This apple." (holds a rotten apple core and eats it)

Lincoln: "Are you still upset you're last?"

Lana: "Maybe… But at last, our time together has come. And what better way to spend it with the awesomest past-time ever..."

Lincoln: "Which is?"

Lana: "It's a surprise..."

Lincoln: (gets Lana out of the trash can) "You may be disgusting, but I love you. C'mon, let's head to lunch. After we clean you off."

Lana: "Aw, but I like it dirty."

Lincoln: "Now."

(Lana reluctantly heads to the bathroom. Moments later, she comes back clean.)

Lana: "Is this better?"

Lincoln: "Better."

(Now, Lincoln and Lana are sitting with the former's friend circle in the cafeteria.)

Lincoln: "Hey, guys."

Stella: "Hey, Lincoln…" (hugs Lincoln) "How have you been?"

Lincoln: "Been scoring dates with my sisters. I've been doing the first nine, I'm now on my last one, Lana."

Lana: "Could say the best was being saved for last."

Lincoln: "Whatever."

Clyde: "Hey, Linc. I've been scoring something with Chloe."

Lincoln: "Hey, look at you!" (fists bump Clyde)

Lana: "I can't wait for our day out…"

Lincoln: "Same."

Stella: "So… What kind of stuff should we do in the future?"

Lincoln: "I'll tell you in due time. Right now, I got a dirt girl to tend to..."

Lana: (laughs) "So, you guys trade lunches with each other?"

Rusty: "You know it. At least with the people that got some good snackage."

Lana: "I'll trade you my cheese stick for your pudding cup."

Rusty: "Got yourself a deal there, Lans…"

(Rusty and Lana trade their lunch items, as the latter starts scooping pudding into her mouth.)

Lana: "Aw yeah… Vanilla, the best flavor…"

Liam: (to Lincoln) "Is she really that gross?"

Lincoln: "Yes. In fact, I pulled her out of a trash can earlier."

(After lunch, Lana and Lola are in class together. Lana is staring off into space lovingly.)

Ms. Griffin: "Lana, can you solve this problem?"

Lana: (daydreaming) "Sure, Linky. Anything for you…"

(The other students, besides Lola, guffaw and laugh at this.)

Lola: "Sis, snap out of it!"

Lana: "Huh?!"

Ms. Griffin: "Ms. Loud... Care to explain?"

Lana: "Um, I pulled an all nighter?" (shrugs with nervous smile)

Ms. Griffin: "Just make sure you get enough rest for tomorrow then, young lady."

Lana: "Sure."

Lola: "That was close."

TWO HOURS LATER…

(School is now over, as Lincoln, Lucy, Lola, Lana, and Lisa are seen walking out of the front of the school towards the parking lot.)

Lola: "Seriously, Lana, you can't go around saying dumb stuff like that."

Lana: "Hey, I was daydreaming! Shut up!"

Lucy: "So, by tomorrow, you should have an answer, Lincoln."

Lincoln: (nervous) "Yeah…" (in his mind) "Oh, man… If I only choose one, the other nine will be upset! Shit!"

(The van pulls up to the school, as the gang gets into the van.)

Lori: "How was school, guys?"

Lana: "It was good."

Luna: "So, Lans, what do you got in store for Linc here?"

Lana: "It'll be a surprise for him…"

Lincoln: "I can't wait."

Lori: "And we can't wait for your answer, Linky…" (winks)

Lana: "But until then, he's with me."

(Soon, the siblings return home, as they get out of Vanzilla and head inside. Holding Lincoln's hand, Lana leads him upstairs to her and Lola's room.)

Lana: "Alright, big bro. You know what to do."

(Lincoln and Lana strip their clothes until they're in the nude. The two drink the aging serums, transforming into their adult forms.)

Lincoln: "Let's get dressed."

(Lincoln goes into his room to gather his usual grown-up attire, while Lana is scavenging through the closet she and Lola share.)

Lana: "Come on, come on… Where's that T-shirt?"

(A couple minutes later, Lincoln returns. He then sees Lana wearing a backwards red cap, a bright yellow T-shirt with monster trucks on it, denim jeans with rips at the knees, black sneakers, and an orange foam finger on her right hand.)

Lincoln: "Not bad. Are those monster trucks?"

Lana: "Yep! Guess where we're going…" (pulls out two tickets)

Lincoln: "No way! A monster truck rally?!"

Lana: "Yeah! Got these bad boys from a radio contest during the weekend."

Lincoln: "And you won them? Impressive! Look at the seats!" (getting amped) "Oh, I'm excited!"

Lana: "Let's go!"

(Lana takes Lincoln's hand as they excitedly run out of the house. Soon, they arrive at the stadium where the rally's taking place.)

Lincoln: "We're here!"

Lana: "Here we go! Here we go!"

(Lincoln and Lana take their seats in the front row of the stadium's seats, with a bucket of popcorn in between them.)

Lincoln: "I've never been to a monster truck rally before! This should be crazy!"

Lana: "It is! Giant trucks with huge wheels crashing into stuff really gets the testosterone pumping!" (gasps) It's starting!"

(One of the monster trucks begins to drive into the stadium and drives over multiple small cars, crushing them. Lincoln takes his phone and records this.)

Lana: "Good idea… Taping the rally so we can relive it anytime…"

Lincoln: "Holy shit. This is amazing."

(Lana leans in closer to Lincoln and hugs him with one arm while grabbing herself some popcorn with the other.)

Lana: "This popcorn's good. Oh yeah. I brought binoculars so we can see the rest of the action."

(Lana pulls out a pair of binoculars from under her hat, as she looks through the left part while Lincoln looks through the right part. They see the pit crew installing new tires to an orange truck with flame decals on each side.)

Lincoln: "Sick truck!"

Lana: "I'll say! Wish I could get behind the wheel of that bad boy."

(The orange truck then drives off a ramp, soaring through a ring of fire, and lands. It drives over another ramp and does a backflip over a bunch of destroyed cars, then lands on another ramp.)

Lincoln: "Holy crap! That was cool!"

Lana: "Wasn't it?!"

(Now, the orange truck is doing donuts in the middle of the arena, as it gradually makes bigger ones in the dirt.)

Lana: "They do donuts too?! Awesome!"

(Lana and Lincoln share a fist bump.)

Lincoln: "You know, sis… You feel like a brother to me. Well, in the sense that you like some of the same stuff as guys like me. Same thing for Lynn, but to a lesser extent."

Lana: (touched) "Aw, thanks, Lincoln… That means a lot..."

Lincoln: (glances at the arena) "Ooh, they're doing wheelies now!"

(The monster trucks are indeed doing wheelies on the track.)

Lana: "Wait, that's possible?! Oh, that settles it. One day, I'm getting my own truck just like one of those."

Lincoln: "Easy there, tiger. Knowing you, you'll probably demolish half of the town on just the first day."

Lana: "Hey, be quiet! Are you saying I'm some kind of reckless loose-cannon?"

Lincoln: "Maybe…" (laughs)

Lana: "Yeah, you're right..." (laughs)

Lincoln: "Besides, I don't think there are any places to buy monster trucks around these parts."

Lana: "But I want one!"

Lincoln: "Well, they're probably selling some online…"

Lana: "YES!"

(It cuts to the end of the monster truck rally.)

Lincoln: "That was the greatest thing I've ever seen!"

Lana: "I know, right?!"

Lincoln: "Wanna head to the gift shop?"

Lana: "You know it!"

(The two go inside the gift shop and marvel at all the merchandise featuring various monster truck drivers and their respective vehicles.)

Lana: "I could use another T-shirt like the one I have on now. You want one too, Linc? I'm buying."

Lincoln: "Sure! I'll also take this mini-truck, that orange cap, and… A poster of Bobbie Fletcher."

Lana: "You got it! I'm getting myself a poster of her too."

(Lana gathers her and Lincoln's memorabilia and pays for it. The two leave the gift shop with their purchases in tow.)

Lincoln: "So, what do you wanna do now?"

Lana: (half-lidded) "Whaddaya say we head home so we can do it?"

(Lana holds her stuff in her right arm while she brushes her left hand against Lincoln's groin, making his member rise a little in his pants.)

Lincoln: (moans) "Sounds like a plan."

(Soon, the two get home; when Lincoln opens the door, the two see their other siblings sitting on the couch in the living room.)

Lola: "Wow, you guys are back already?"

Lana: "Yep. We wanted to start things a little early tonight…"

Lincoln: "Okay, settle down."

Lucy: "Where'd you go?"

Lana: "Oh, just a little monster truck rally… We both thought it was pretty awesome."

Lori: "Sweet for you two."

Luna: "Bet you two will be going at it all night long…"

Lana: "You bet your ass we are…"

(Lana takes Lincoln's hand as they go upstairs to her and Lola's room. Rita comes in from the front door.)

Rita: "Hey, kids. Just to let you know that all schools are cancelled for the rest of the week."

Lana: "Sweet! How come?"

Rita: "Apparently, at each school, the toilets got flushed and it flooded them all."

Lana: "All right! More time to bang!" (to Lincoln) Speaking of which…"

(Lana pushes Lincoln onto her bed, as she removes her clothes. She removes Lincoln's clothes too.)

Lincoln: (stroking his cock) "You've been wanting to suck on this all day, haven't you?"

Lana: "And the past nine days too!" (gets on her knees and grips it hard)

Lincoln: "Ow! Point taken!"

(Lana begins to suck on Lincoln's cock at a fast rate. He moans, as he grabs Lana's head and pulls her deeper onto his cock.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah! You missed this cock, don't you?"

Lana: "Damn straight! And tonight, it's all mine!"

(Lana squeezes Lincoln's balls tightly. She then licks around her brother's log from the inside of her mouth, enjoying its taste immensely.)

Lana: "Oh, yeah… This tastes so good…"

(Lana grips Lincoln's legs, as she goes even further down Lincoln's cock. He shoots his hot sperm down her throat. She swallows the cum, as she pulls away from his cock.)

Lana: "You taste so good… Now how about eating me out?"

Lincoln: "You got it."

(Lana gets up and sits on Lincoln's face as he eats her pussy.)

Lana: "Mmm… How's it taste, bro?"

Lincoln: "Tastes great, Lana. A little dirty, though."

(Lincoln licks further into Lana's pussy, making her scream in joy. She grips Lincoln's ankles tightly, as she shakes her rear.)

Lana: "You hanging in there?"

Lincoln: "Oh, you're about to cum? Well, let me help you with that…"

(Lincoln licks even further into Lana's pussy as she squirts her juices on Lincoln's mouth and face.)

Lincoln: "You taste so good, Lana…"

Lana: "Thanks, Lincoln. Can you please fuck my ass?"

Lincoln: "I'd be more than happy to. After all, your name's anal spelled backwards…"

(Lincoln grabs Lana's waist and plunges his log into her asshole. He begins thrusting into Lana, much to her joy.)

Lana: (chuckles) "Oh, anal really is my name spelled backwards."

Lincoln: "Haha. Now enjoy this anal pounding!"

Lana: "Yeah, yeah!"

(Lincoln starts fondling Lana's breasts, tweaking with her nipples.)

Lana: "Yeah, squeeze my breasts! Get my milk!"

(Lincoln goes to Lana's nipple and drinks from it.)

Lana: "Drink as much as you want…"

(Lincoln continues to drink Lana's breast milk and continues to pound her. With his mouth full, Lincoln kisses Lana and transfers the breast milk into her mouth.)

Lincoln: "What's your very own milk like, sis?"

Lana: "So creamy and sweet."

(Lincoln cums into Lana's anus, as she hugs Lincoln tightly.)

Lana: "Aaah! Lincoln!"

Lincoln: "Hmm… You up for a little game of Smash Bros.?"

Lana: "Yeah…"

Lincoln: "But here's the catch. We play Smash while we're smashing ourselves. You like that?"

Lana: "I'm so in."

(Lincoln and Lana head downstairs to boot up the game. Lincoln sits on the middle of the couch.)

Lincoln: "Lana, you can sit on my lap, if we're still gonna do the double smash thing." (pats his lap)

Lana: "You know I would."

(Lana sits on Lincoln's lap with her controller in hand, brushing her buttcheeks up against his cock, then hands Lincoln one of the controllers.)

Lana: "So… Who are you gonna take me on with?"

Lincoln: "I'll take Banjo and Kazooie! And you?"

Lana: "Duck Hunt Duo!"

Lincoln: "Hmm… Duo against duo, I see. May the best twosome win…"

Lana: "Come on, let's start!"

(Right after Lincoln hits start, he grips Lana by her buttcheeks and lifts her slightly up. Then, he sinks his cock into her moist pussy.)

Lincoln: "I'm gonna have my hands full with my controller, so I'll be thrusting into you with my hips during the game."

Lana: "Same. I'm gonna bang you while playing."

(Lana rides Lincoln's log while the two are playing Smash Bros.)

Lana: "Let's see you make it past my cans and discs!"

Lincoln: "Oh yeah?! We'll see!"

(Banjo does his forward smash to Duck Hunt Duo to knock them offstage, while the latter is using Duck Jump to get back to the ledge. In response, Banjo does a down smash near the ledge, hitting Duck Hunt off screen and earning Lincoln a stock.)

Lana: "Wait, you have a move that hits on the ledge?!"

Lincoln: "Got several, actually… Do you have any?"

Lana: "Oh, I'm gonna find out."

(In-game, Duck Hunt Duo back-throws Banjo offstage, then uses neutral special, an explosive can, to impede upon them recovering. However, Banjo uses his side special, Wonderwing, to charge forward and knock the can back into D.H.D., damaging them from the can's collision.)

Lana: "Hey! No fair! How come the can didn't hurt you?!"

Lincoln: "Attacks like that can't hurt me when I use Wonderwing… Well, at least for the next four times I use it."

Lana: "Why you..!"

(D.H.D. uses his side special, a clay pigeon, to try and damage Banjo again. But the latter turns around and does down special, an egg grenade, which collides with the clay pigeon and negates it from hurting Banjo. Then, Banjo rushes to Duck Hunt and uses his down throw to bury the dog and duck. Lastly, Banjo uses up smash to send Duck Hunt flying upwards offscreen, earning Lincoln another stock.)

Lana: "Goddamnit! Come on! Can we at least change positions?!"

Lincoln: "Alright, what'd you have in mind?" (gets an idea) "Say, since you're playing as Duck Hunt…"

Lana: "Doggystyle?" (sighs) "Fine…"

(Lincoln stands up on the couch and leans against the back of it, while Lana gets on all fours on the couch. She positions herself in front of Lincoln, then backs up so his penis enters her vagina again. Lincoln still has his pro controller in his hand, while Lana's is on the edge of the couch cushion with her controller in her hands.)

Lincoln: "Wish you the best of luck, sis. You could still make the comeback…"

Lana: "I shall!"

Lincoln: "Gonna be quite the challenge since you only have one life left, and I still have all three of mine."

Lana: "Oh, shut up!"

(Back in the game, D.H.D. uses his side special which involves throwing a frisbee. Banjo jumps over the frisbee, but gets shot by the gunman summoned with Duck Hunt's down special. The latter uses this opportunity to attack Banjo with a forward smash, launching him offscreen.)

Lana: "Yeah! Gotcha, bro!"

Lincoln: "You little…!"

(Right upon respawning, Lincoln uses Banjo's side special to ram Lana offstage. He then dashes offstage and hits Duck Hunt with a forward aerial, launching him offscreen and securing Lincoln the victory.)

Lincoln: "WOO!"

(As Lincoln pumps his arms in victory, he shoots his load into Lana's pussy. Lana slams the controller on the floor in anger.)

Lincoln: "Oh, what's the matter? Couldn't focus on the game, because I was pounding you so good?"

Lana: "Shut up!" (yawns) "I'm tired."

Lincoln: "Alright. You up for a little TV, then?"

Lana: (yawns) "Whatever…"

(Lincoln grabs the remote and switches the TV to cable mode, as it shows a commercial featuring monster trucks.)

Lincoln: "Oh, more monster trucks."

Lana: "Let's go back to reverse cowgirl."

(Lincoln sits down on the couch, as Lana crawls onto the floor then stands up. She spreads her buttcheeks and lowers herself onto Lincoln's lap until his cock is as far into her asshole as it can.)

Lincoln: "Who's a loser in Smash?!"

Lola: "I am, okay?! Be quiet!"

Lincoln: "Who's a dirty little girl?!"

Lana: "I am!"

(Lincoln gropes Lana's breasts and squeezes them, as he moves her up and down to fuck her asshole.)

Lincoln: "Yeah, yeah! Take this dick!"

Lana: "Yes, yes!"

(Lincoln hugs Lana tightly, as he lets his load loose in her butt. It cuts to Lana and Lincoln cuddling on the couch together.)

Lana: "That was amazing, Linc…"

Lincoln: "It sure was…" (yawns) "I'm tired too. Good night."

Lana: "Nighty-night, Linc…"

(Lana and Lincoln fall asleep in each other's arms.)