DragonBall Z: Alternate Love

Chapter 23: The Ginyu Force!

Vegeta was snickering as he landed at the spot where he had hidden the other Dragon Ball! Soon, he would have all seven, and his wish for eternal life would be a reality!

Vegeta, "with this last Dragon Ball, my dream will come true!"

As he plunged into the water, he started looking for the Dragon Ball.

But….

Vegeta, "where is it? Where the Hell is it?! It couldn't have just walked away! Where is-"

And then it dawned on him.

"The Kid! And that human! That watch! That wasn't a watch at all! It was some kind of…. Dragon Ball Energy Locator! Which means…. Which means…!"

He heard a small voice in his head whisper, "he took the Dragon Ball…."

Outside of the lake, bubbles started to rise! And suddenly, Vegeta sprang out of the water, screaming like a banshee that had its nards cut off! He was enveloped by white hot energy!

As Vegeta screamed, you swear you could hear it everywhere!

….

On the way to Lord Guru's home, the group had reunited, and as they flew to their destination, they heard a distant yell.

Bulma, "what the?"

Gohan, "hey Krillin, do you hear that?"

Krillin, "I FEEL that!"

Yamcha, "something tells me we should go faster…."

….

Frieza had a look of pure disdain on his face as he awaited the arrival of his reinforcements.

And then he heard a distant yelling.

Frieza, "what the devil is that?"

….

Goku and Raditz had just gotten done with ×40 gravity, and were taking a quick break before they moved onto ×50.

Goku opened the fridge and pulled out an iced cold bottle of water.

Goku, "ah, this should be refre-"

And then he and Raditz heard a faint yelling.

Raditz, "why do I hear the sound of a mind breaking?"

….

On Earth, Maron, Tights and Launch, were all sunbathing on the beach of Kame House.

Maron wore a skimpy yellow one piece that showed off her ass and cleavage, Tights wore a simple black two piece, and Launch, in her blonde form, wore a light green two piece, since a one piece would squeeze her pregnant belly.

Tien was standing by the window, while he admired his wife's body, he was also keeping Roshi and Oolong from gawking at the three bikini clad women.

And that's when they all heard a distant yelling.

Launch, "what da Hell is that noise?"

Tights, "I dunno, but for some reason, it sounds kinda hot."

Maron, "not to me. I've already got a man that does it for me."

Roshi, "whatever it is, at least it ain't trying to keep us from having a nice view!"

Turtle, "dirty old man!"

….

In the not too distant future

We see a young boy with light purple hair and a dark purple jacket with the Capsule Corp logo on it, and sword. He is standing with a young man with black hair in Orange gi and a robotic arm, and a young woman with black hair in a ponytail, dressed in red gi, standing before an older looking Bulma, Launch and Tights, and two other girls. One had short black hair and red gi, and the other had short blonde hair with a green jumpsuit. Nearby was also an old looking Maron in a modest red dress. There were also four fighters standing nearby. One was a taller young man with short blue hair and three eyes, dressed in green pants, a white shirt, and an old beanie. The next was a young woman in a coat and green beanie. The third was another young woman with long spiky blue hair, and wearing Saiyan armor. And the fourth was a Namekian in a red vest with white robes.

The boy, "alright everyone, this is it. We're going back to the past in order to save our future from the Androids, as well as save our friends and family. Just think, I'll get to meet my fa-"

And then they all heard a distant yelling that had reached across space and time!

The boy, "d-dad?"

The man, "oh, I remember when that happened!"

Tights, "I vaguely remember it."

….

Several minutes later, Krillin and the gang were all back at Lord Guru's home. When they did so, Dende and Nail had both run out to greet them. Chi Cha ran up and hugged Dende as soon as she saw him.

Yamcha and Chi Chi seemed to share a knowing look at Chi Cha's show of affection towards her friend.

Nail noticed Gohan holding the seven star ball.

Nail, "where is the one star ball?"

Krillin, "it was taken from us. If we had not given it away, some of us would be dead by now."

Bulma, "Gohan was able to steal this Dragon Ball right back though."

Yamcha, "we heard this Lord Guru could give us the same power up you gave Krillin and my family."

Nail, "right, follow me inside."

Gohan and Yamcha followed Nail inside, as Bulma, Krillin, Dende, Chi Chi and Chi Cha kept watch.

….

Gohan and Yamcha stood to Lord Guru's side as he regarded them, "such reserved power you both have locked within. Especially the boy."

Gohan, "me?"

Lord Guru, "yes. You have a lot of power within you, that you have yet to unlock."

Guru held his hand above the two fighters, who had interlaced hands. Suddenly, they felt a surge of power flow through them, unlocking their hidden potential, and allowing them to become stronger!

And just as quickly as it had begun, it ended.

Yamcha, "woah, I feel…. Different."

Gohan, "Same here. I feel a little stronger than before!"

As the two fighters made their way outside, little did they know about what was gonna happen in a few minutes….

….

Everyone was getting comfortable for a minute before the fighters all suddenly felt something approaching.

Chi Chi, "do you guys feel that?!"

Krillin, "yeah. It can't be good!"

Everyone stood at the ready, with Chi Cha pushing Dende behind her to protect him.

And that is when they saw him racing towards them.

Vegeta!

Yamcha, "uh, Krillin, can I do the honours?"

Krillin, "sure."

Yamcha, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

Everyone took a couple of steps back as Vegeta landed across from all of them.

His eyes were bloodshot as he was holding his own Dragon Ball tightly.

Vegeta, "Dragon Ball."

Krillin, "what?"

Vegeta, "give. Me. Dragon. Ball. Want my wish?!"

Chi Chi, "uh, you can't have it…?"

They all swore they saw Vegeta's eyes start bleeding before he seemed to come to his senses.

Vegeta, "ugh, I feel like I lost control for a bit."

Bulma, "you mean he actually has any?"

Krillin, "now's not the time for that Bulma."

Vegeta, "where was I?"

Yamcha, "you were, uh, leaving?"

Vegeta, "ha! Yeah right. Anyway, hand over the Dragon Ball now, or I kill the Namekian kid's parents."

Dende whispered, "jokes on him."

Nail, "you aren't killing anyone if I'm here."

Vegeta, "oh? And who's this?"

Nail, "the guy that's gonna kick your ass."

Vegeta, "really big green? You're gonna kick MY ass?"

Nail, "oh, I thought that's what I was looking at."

Vegeta, "ohohoho, you are the BEST challenge I've gotten out of this planet since I got here."

Before any more insults could be flung, they heard Guru yell.

"Naaaaail! Naaaaaail! Naaaaaaaail!"

(I had to do that joke at least once).

Nail, "what is it Lord Guru?!"

Lord Guru, "I sense some very high power levels coming towards the planet."

Gohan, "some high power levels?!'"

Krillin, "it must be Goku and Raditz!"

Bulma, "but, it can't be! They won't be here for another day or two!"

Lord Guru, "it is not two, but five very high power levels coming towards the planet."

Vegeta, "wait…. Five?"

Yamcha, "that ain't Goku and Raditz then."

Guru, "very wicked power levels. And I sense that they are incredibly…. Flamboyant?"

Vegeta, "oh Kami no."

Krillin, "what, do you know these guys?!"

Vegeta, "I can't believe Frieza called them! We're all doomed!"

Chi Cha, "who are you talking about?!"

Vegeta, "look, we aren't going to get far unless we act NOW!"

….

As Vegeta explained who Frieza had called, we see Frieza standing at the top of his ship as five pods landed behind the ship.

"These men are Frieza's most powerful and elite fighters!"

Out of the pods came five figures, who immediately began to stand side by side.

"These men might be even more powerful than me!"

Frieza grinned at the five fighters, as they began…. Posing?

"The Ginyu Force!"

You could practically hear the music as each member of the Ginyu Force did their signature poses!

The short green one with four eyes, "GULDO!"

The tall man with spiky red hair, "RECOOME!"

The large blue man with red eyes, fangs with a yellow dome on his head, "BURTUR!"

A shorter man with crimson-skin and long white and spiky hair that went down low, "JEICE!"

And the final tower of a man with purple skin, and a pair of pointy jet black horns, "CAPTAIN GINYU!"

They all stood together and yelled, "WE ARE, THE GINYU FORCE!"

Frieza grimaced a bit as the Ginyu Force flew up and stood in front of him.

Ginyu, "the Ginyu Force is reporting for duty Lord Frieza sir!"

Frieza, "ah, yes, good to see you once again Captain Ginyu. Did you bring what I requested?"

Ginyu, "Jeice?"

Bruce stepped forward with a small case of scouters.

Jeice, "here you are Lord Frieza. A batch of brand new scouters for you. Top of the line."

Frieza, "very good. Now, your mission?"

Ginyu, "the Ginyu Force is ready to serve."

Frieza, "Vegeta is trying to steal my latest objects of interest, the Dragon Balls. These objects can grant the user one wish. I want to wish for eternal life. Bring me back these orbs."

Recoome, "how will we find these Dragon Balls, Lord Frieza, sir."

Frieza, "use your scouters. Vegeta will be where the Dragon Balls are. Find him, and whatever allows he may have, and you find the Dragon Balls."

Burtur, "you can count on usss, Lord Friezza!"

The Ginyu Force all backed up, formed a circle, and began marching in place.

"GINYUUUU, FORCE!"

Frieza just tuned out whatever they were chanting as they darted into the sky, and flew in the direction of their newest target.

….

Back with the Earthlings, Vegeta being terrified was infectious to all of them.

Bulma, "well, what do we do?"

Vegeta, "as much as it pains me to suggest this, we must work together in order to defeat the Ginyu Force,and to make sure Frieza doesn't get his hands on the Dragon Balls."

Krillin, "well we don't want you to get your hands on them either!"

Vegeta, "that may be, but if you think I'M bad, you do NOT want Frieza to use the Dragon Balls. You remember how powerful I was on Earth?!"

Chi Chi, "yeah?"

Vegeta, "he's much stronger. And so are most of the Ginyu Force! Not to mention, I also hid the Dragon Balls, but they won't stay hidden for long!"

Krillin, "ngh, as much as it pains me, this may be our only chance to survive until Goku and Raditz get to Namek."

Yamcha, "alright. I guess we should split up once again?"

Bulma, "well, someone has to help Nail protect Dende and Lord Guru. I can do that."

Krillin, "me and Gohan will go with Vegeta."

Chi Chi, "I'll come too."

Chi Cha, "me and daddy can stay here with Bulma."

Krillin, "alright then."

Krillin picked up the Dragon Ball Gohan held, and soon, he, Vegeta, Gohan and Chi Chi flew off to where Vegeta hid the rest of the Dragon Balls….

….

Vegeta had led the group to the crevice he kept the other Dragon Balls in.

Vegeta, "alright, we're here! The Ginyu's haven't found any of the balls yet! Now, let's-"

Vegeta abruptly stopped as he noticed everyone glaring at him.

Vegeta, "uh, what the Hell are you all doing?"

Krillin, "what guarantee do you have that we can trust you."

Vegeta, "oh Kami, do we have to discuss this NOW!? Of all times?!"

Chi Chi, "excuse us if we're wary of this whole situation. I mean, you did attack Earth like a month ago!"

Gohan, "and killed our friends!"

Vegeta, "hey, I didn't kill any of your damn friends. This first guy-"

Krillin, "Bora."

Vegeta, "was killed by a Saibamen. The second one-"

Chi Chi, "Chaotzu."

Vegeta, "he blew himself up. The third one-"

Gohan, "Upa."

Vegeta, "dies from exhaustion. And the Namekian-"

Everyone, "Piccolo."

Vegeta, "WHATEVER! Nappa killed him, and then I killed Nappa. I didn't kill ANY of your little friends. Now, can we please just grab the Dragon Balls before Ginyu and his cronies get here!"

"Hi Vegeta."

Vegeta, "oh hey Ginyu. Now can we…. "

Everyone was looking behind Vegeta, terrified. Vegeta slowly turned around to see the Ginyu Force standing there

Vegeta, "oh, mother fu-"

….

"-unny you should say that."

Raditz was pissed at Goku for drinking the last He-Tap.

Raditz, "why is it funny Kak- er, Goku? Why is it so funny?"

Goku, "it ain't good for you, you said that, and yet your mad that you didn't get to drink it."

Raditz, "ngh, if we weren't stuck on one hundred times gravity, I'd kick the shi-"

….

"It's good to see you again Vegeta. I just wish it were under better circumstances."

Vegeta, "I bet you would Ginyu. I bet you would."

Ginyu, "I gotta say, it was mighty kind of you to gather up these Dragon Balls for us."

Recoome, "and you just brought the last two for us! Thanks a lot!"

Vegeta, "oh you ain't getting this Dragon Ball."

Burtur, "and why's that?"

Vegeta, "well, first, look at the Dragon Balls, then to me, back to the Dragon Balls, now back to me, I'm flipping you off, the Dragon Ball us gone, I threw it, and you're not getting it!"

Suddenly, Burtur flew into the air and grabbed the ball, bringing it over to Captain Ginyu.

Burtur, "here ya go bosss."

Ginyu, "thank you very much Burtur. Now, the other ball, please?"

Vegeta, "quickly, don't let them get the ball!"

Krillin was about to smash the Dragon Ball, (still don't know how that would've worked), but in the blink of an eye, it was gone from his grasp!"

Krillin, "what the heck?!"

Everyone looked to see Guldo holding the Dragon Ball in his hands, and quickly passing it to Ginyu.

Ginyu, "good job Guldo. Now, if you'll excuse me…."

Ginyu pointed his finger upwards, and suddenly, all seven Dragon Balls were in the air.

Ginyu, "you boys have at it, while Frieza gets to make his wish!"

Ginyu flew off with the balls, leaving the other four members of the Ginyu Force with the small band of heroes.

Chi Chi, "well…. We're doomed."

Vegeta, "alright, who goes first?"

Krillin, "what's that supposed to mean?"

Vegeta, "the Ginyu's love to pick who attacks first."

And like that, the Ginyu Force was playing freaking rock, paper, scissors to choose who would attack who.

Guldo got stuck with Gohan and Krillin.

Burtur and Jeice got Chi Chi.

And Recoome got Vegeta.

He seemed to be the only one genuinely excited for who he got to fight.

Guldo, "oh well, at least I get to go first."

Vegeta, "at least you two runts are lucky. Guldo was always the weakest member of the Ginyu Force. At least, weaker than me. Hell, I used to throw dog biscuits at him for fun. Like a damned dog."

Chi Chi, "arrogant much?"

Gohan and Krillin stepped forward, standing tall as Guldo approached.

Guldo, "alright, let's get this over with…."

The three fighters stood glaring at one another for a few moments before they lunged at one another. For a moment, Krillin and Gohan were out on the defensive, but quickly gained the upper hand against Guldo. The short green alien was punched back a few feet. As Gohan and Krillin lunged at him, he suddenly thrust his arms forward, took a deep breath and yelled, "TIME FREEZE!"

Guldo opened his eyes to reveal that everything was frozen in time around him as long as he held his breath. Krillin and Gohan's fists were right in front of his face as he quickly backed up.

Guldo, 'they were right on top of me! Too close!'

Guldo ran away for a second before it dawned on him, 'wait a second! I can take them out now!'

Guldo started to power up and attack, but just as it always about to manifest, the rock Guldo had stood his foot on slid away, causing the rotund fighter to fall on his back, ending the time freeze as the wind was knocked out of him.

Krillin and Gohan almost feel as they grew confused at how their target had moved so quickly.

Vegeta yelled, "oh, he's doing that time-freeze bullshit! Y'know, that'll only work for so long!"

Guldo, "shut up!"

Recoome, "c'mon Guldo, hurry this up so we can continue!"

Burtur, "yeah, unlesss you wanna get kicked outta the gang!"

Guldo, "wha!? No, I can get them! Just give me a minute, and I'll have them splattered all over the grass!"

Jeice, "alright, but please hurry. I'm hungry, and Burtur still owes me lunch."

Burtur, "you haven't even decided where you wanna eat yet!"

Jeice, "excuses, excuses."

Guldo had turned back to his opponents, and was once again put on the defensive as they started throwing attack after attack at the short alien. He was once again on the ropes, before he got an idea!

Guldo was able to blast lasers from his eyes that were able to knock Gohan and Krillin into the air.

Guldo quickly threw his arms forward, but rather then yell time-freeze, he fired a beam of white light that somehow paralyzed his foes.

Guldo started laughing as he now had the upper hand. He quickly pointed his fingers at a tree, tearing it from the ground, and sharpening it. Then, he slowly started to move it towards Krillin and Gohan as he yelled, "Shish Kebab anyone? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Personally, I prefer mine well done."

As the huge wooden spike got closer, and was about to stab the heroes, Guldo's laugh was cut short. He stopped laughing, and just stared blankly as the spike fell to the ground, and Krillin and Gohan regained control of their bodies.

Suddenly, Guldo fell to his knees, and his head slipped off his shoulders, as it was cut clean off! Vegeta as grinning as his palm was facing the now dead member of the Ginyu Force, and then he let loose a large burst of energy that incinerated the soldier.

The rest of the Ginyu Force stood there in shock!

Burtur, "n-no way!"

Jeice, "he just killed Guldo!"

Recoome, "do you know what this means?!"

"OUR ROUTINE IS RUINED!"

Krillin and Gohan were actually very surprised that Vegeta had saved them, as was Chi Chi at the Prince's sudden act. It was probably down so he would have some help to defeat the Ginyu's, but the attack didn't go unnoticed by the heroes….

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Reviews:

PokemonFreak90: well, with her being one of the only Saiyans left, probably the only female one, Frieza would find her a rare commodity, and kept her as a trophy.

The Ginyu Force have arrived on Namek! Also, I used the screaming gag from DBZA, because it was too good not too. And it gave me an excuse to show moments of what would happen during the Androids and Cell that differ from canon.

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Note: I just added Dende into the group from the future.