Ben - we have a problem
Allison - What now?
Ben - Luther is piss drunk
Diego - Really?
Ben - yea
Five - What do you want us to do about it?
Ben - well nothing right now
Ben - Klaus is trying to calm him down
Allison - What happened?
Ben - oh right
Ben - he found all of his information from the moon under the floor
Allison - K?
Ben - it was all unopened
Ben - dad didn't read any of it
Allison - Shit
Allison - Shit
Ben - ?
Ben - why 2?
Allison - One sec
Allison - Is he okay?
Ben - Luther or Klaus?
Allison - Luther
Five - Some of us are busy looking through this guys house Allison
Ben - he seems fine
Allison - Shut up Five
Ben - fuck
Allison - ?
Ben - Luther started crying
Ben - he wants to be like Klaus
Allison - What does that even mean?
Ben - FUCK
Diego - ?
Ben - Luther just threw Klaus
Diego - WHAT
Allison - Why?
Ben - Klaus tried talking him out of doing really stupid shit and Luther didn't like it
Diego - I'm gonna kill him
Allison - No
Diego - You can't stop me
Five - You're all idiots
Ben - hey
Five - Not you Ben, everyone else
Ben - :)
Klaus - i'm fine by the way
Klaus - A did you find something?
Allison - How'd you know?
Klaus - you said shit twice earlier
Klaus - so what did you find?
Allison - V's phone
Allison - That must be why she's not responding
Five - Why didn't you say anything?
Diego - Why would it be at Harold Jenkins's house?
Diego - I thought you said she was dating that Leonard guy
Klaus - what if its the same guy!
Five - Don't be stupid
Five - Wait
Five - Maybe you're right
Klaus - i am?
Klaus - holy shit
Allison - That would explain why I couldn't find anything on Leonard earlier
Diego - When did you do that?
Allison - Few days ago
Klaus - when V started seeing him?
Allison - Yeah
Ben - thats kind of creepy Allison
Allison - Focus you idiots
Diego - I can ask my police friends about info on Harold and Leonard
Diego - See what they've got
Five - I'm going with you
Allison - Klaus and Ben, keep an eye on Luther till I get there
Ben - got it
Klaus - do i have to?
Allison - Yes
Ben - yes
Klaus - fine
Diego - Shit
Five - What now?
Diego - Come check out the attic
Allison - Is that a body?
Ben - wtf is happening?
Diego - This Harold guy has a creepy anti-umbrella academy shrine thing in his attic
Allison - AND A BODY
Diego - And a body
Allison - Shit
Ben - what now?
Diego - 5 passed out
Klaus - ?
Allison - He got shot at some point and hadn't gotten it treated
Diego - I'll drop Allison and 5 off at the house then go to the police station
Klaus - can i come?
Diego - Can you act like a normal person?
Klaus - i'll try
Diego - Fine
Klaus - yay!