Toon Wars: Shorts
Tanya Makes a Goof
By Frozarburst/Frozarcold
Through the tight corridors of a small building out in the distance of Pure Heart Valley, Tanya Keys the raccoon makes a run with a bag of valuables held by both hands against her shoulder. Behind her, Orangusnake and his crew of three pursue her down the halls attempting to get the sack back. Boss Hosstrich shoots explosive eggs at her, yet she easily dodges each one of them. She yawns while doing so, unimpressed like it's a video game. Ratarang is tossed at her, but she catches him and tosses him back into Orangusnake's snake half. Close enough in the next hallway, Ramarraffe takes her neck and stretches it across to try and snag the raccoon, who shapeshifts into a prissy Adorabat and flies underneath it.
Tanya playfully speaking: (Turns back to normal and keeps running) Com'on! Ya tried that trick 82 times already!
A second later, Orangusnake manages to get in front of her when she gets into the nearest corner.
Orangusnake: HAHA! (Lifts axe) Got'cha now!
Tanya transforms into a copy of the villain, matching his height and smiling at him. She effortlessly punches him in the snout and knocks him into his back!
Orangusnake squirming: OUCH! (Covers nose) My beautiful snoot…!
Tanya continuing to run: Keep trying, snake! I know all your-
Before she could finish her sentence and get outside to the end of the base, she finds her face and paws poked through the back of a heavy canvas painting of the landscape!
Tanya: O_O...tricks…
Gleefully, the mystic chaos god, HueHue the coyote, manifests himself through pixels and puffs of pink smoke and confetti.
HueHue laughing on his back: PAAHAAA! Not all of them, Lady Keys. (Hovers back in place) You fell for the oldest trick in the book!
Boss Hosstrich sliding the painting to the side: Ah, yes. The good ol' Painted Tunnel, Real Train trope.
All the villains come out from the back to gloat to Tanya, baffled at herself for getting caught somehow. She attempts to shapeshift into other characters, including Badgerclops, Mao Mao, even those off-world like Catra and One-One. Yet none of these options work to break her free.
Tanya: Aaaaw, what?!
HueHue: Ah! I forgot to say that my magic prevents shapeshifters from changing while trapped in that painting.
Tanya: Oh…
Orangusnake hugging HueHue: HueHue, you've done it again! (Kisses his cheek) MWA!
HueHue blushing: (Wags tail) Daaaaaw…
Ramarraffe: What're we gonna do with her, boss?
Orangusnake: First, do we have what she's taken from us?
Ratarang pulling the bag back: Already got it!
Tanya: Ga-hey!
HueHue: That's one power cell for your super robot, darling!
Orangusnake: And another loss for Pure Heart. No one, not even the Toon Force will stand a chance!
Tanya: Yeah, well you're in for a big surprise. I'm not gonna be stuck here for much longer. (Winks) Just wait.
HueHue: I know you won't, dear. (Hovers close to Tanya's face and rubs hands) That's why I'm going to make the most of our exchange with a little bit of fun. Leave her to me, team.
The Sky Pirates nod and head back inside with the generator in tow, leaving HueHue to prance around the trapped raccoon.
HueHue: So, where should we start?
Tanya: Heh. What're you gonna do? Tickle me to death?
HueHue: (Lifts his tail) Why yes!
Tanya: What…? (Clenches toes) No…! NO!
With the stroke of his thick tail, HueHue proceeds to chuck Tanya's exposed soles, which she's unable to hide. The more he goes, the more she's powerless to hold back the loud sound of laughter! She squirms and wags her tail on the other side, shaking and wiggling her toes and fingers!
Tanya: AAHAHAHAhahaha! (Bites lower lip) Mmph…! (Balls fists and scrunches toes) Gff…!
HueHue: Try to hold in your laughter and tears, me cometessa. The more you make a sound, the longer our little chat continues!
Tanya taking deep breaths: ...Eheheh… You can make me laugh all you want. Mittens will be here soon.
3 Hours Later…
Tanya rests face down to the floor, still stuck in the painting. She has her tongue out and her hands have gone limp from exhaustion. Mao Mao walks by with the power cell in his hands, but stops to look at her.
Tanya crazily smiling: ...Care to tell me what took you so long?
Mao Mao: Pfft…! PAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Falls on back and points) AHAHAHAHAAHA! I'm sorry, Tanya. We got caught in another mission, but if you can only see the look on your face!
Tanya: Don't push it, Mittens.
Mao Mao: What happened?
Tanya: HueHue… Tickling… Torture...
Mao Mao: Oh. Mind if I-
Tanya: (Raises voice and holds back) DON'T even think about it!
Mao Mao raises both hands calmly with a cocky smirk, much like Tanya's before she was caught in this perdicament.
Tanya: Could you please, pleeeeeease, get me outta here?
Mao Mao is busy taking a photo of her before he realizes she's speaking again.
Mao Mao: I'm sorry, what?
Tanya lowering her head and ears: Ugh… Heheheh… You're not gonna let this go, are you?
Mao Mao: Nope!
The End