Silver Millenium

Neph: Zoi, it's 9 a.m, you cam wake up now.

Zoi: *under the covers* hisssssss

Neph: Understandable, have a good day.


Silver Millennium

Jade: *quivering in the corner* We ran out of coffee, Zoi just threatened to skewer my head.

Neph: Yeah, and he threatened to knee Endy so hard that he could say bye to the royal heritage, AND he threatened hang my cousin upside down, AND said to the butler who woke him up that he would impale her with so many weapons that there would be dents in his body.

Neph: So be a man and grow some balls.


Silver Millennium

Zoi, age 9: *after Endy and Neph fought* what are you guys, five?

Neph, age 10: Yeah, five heads taller than you.

Neph: *realizing what he's done* I'm so sorry please don't kill me.