Dear Diary
Ginny Weasley found a strange diary in her cauldron full of Harry Potter fanfiction. The diary was entirely blank so she decided to write her own Harry Potter fanfiction. However, the words kept disappearing like magic. Then some words wrote themselves onto the page. The words read "I like your cute story. Say, you wouldn't happen to know where this Harry Potter fellow lives, would you?" Ginny blushed and wrote that she didn't know where Harry had been for ages now and that she was desperate to get pile driven by him. In response, the diary wanted to show her something and told her to stand back. Then the diary spat out a devilishly handsome man with jet-black hair just like Harry's, but his name was Tom Riddle. He spoke with extreme candour, wishing to marry the girl. Ginny agreed because it was probably going to make Harry jealous. After they married, they went to the Leaky Cauldron. There, Tom Riddle introduced Ginny Riddle to his good friend, Lord Voldemort. He also killed the barkeep Tom for having the same name as him.
So sad.