I can't see reviews. Sad.

I hate ELA so much. The teacher is just annoying and telling people to take feet off their desks and stuff like that when they're in THEIR OWN FLOPPING HOME. She also gave us an article to study called Why It Matters Teen Are Reading Less. In my friend's words, this is the article in a nutshell.

Those no-good teens don't even know how to read at a sophisticated and profound level that I find myself reading at, their small, insignificant, and puny brains are only able to handle such lowly reads such as "#nofilter" and "#blessed." On a more serious annotation, 2016 SAT reading scores are the lowest they have ever been. This of course has no clear relation, yet the author feels it is necessary to talk about this correlation as a causation.

It sucks.

Song of the chapter: Nyeh Heh Heh! by Toby Fox

Harry

"What?!"

They were eating breakfast when they heard the news.

"How is she headmistress when Fudge just fired her?!" Harry exclaimed, "he seemed furious!"

Hermione shrugged. "He's probably counting on her fear of losing power and loyalty to him."

Fred and George sat down. "So, seems you heard the news."

"Let me guess," Percy said, "you're planning on pranking her."

They grinned. "How did you know?" Fred said.

"I know the two of you. And you are going to let me help."

Hermione interrupted, "Nobody is going to prank anyone, you could get expelled!"

"Haven't we said before that we don't care about being expelled?" George said.

"And have I ever been caught?" Percy added.

She glared. "Don't push it. She could catch and expel you."

He smirked, "Yeah I don't think that's going to happen."

"You know, Great Devourer, you could be a valuable asset to our pranks," Fred said, "You're in."

Hermione rolled her eyes.

~amazing they're in the common room now~

"Hey, Percy," Harry said.

"Yeah?"

"What did you do with Umbridge yesterday?"

"Who's Umbridge?"

He rolled his eyes. "toad woman."

"Well, us demigods have a thing called the Mist that hides all the weird things from normal people. We can learn to control this and use it like we want to."

"Wait," Ron said, grinning, "you can change what people see? And that was what got Umbridge in trouble yesterday?"

Percy grinned back, "toad woman, but yeah."

"I cannot think of any better way to use that ability."

"Yup. The only way."

Fred and George came out of nowhere.

"Great Devourer," Fred said, "it is time," finished George. Percy grinned and leapt out of his seat. "You two might want to head down for dinner right about now," he said, "then you won't be blamed for it." They went downstairs to the Great Hall, but couldn't see Percy, Fred, or George.

"When do you think it's going to happen?" Ron asked. Harry shrugged.

Suddenly, a firework came out of a bowl of soup. Harry recognized it as one of the fireworks he saw Fred and George working on lately.

More flew out from several different places. It was beautiful for a second, before it turned chaotic. All of a sudden, everyone's drinks flew out of their goblets, a mix of several different drinks forming giant balls of the drinks. More water was made from the moisture in the air, joining the drinks. They were placed at random places, and people's expressions turned from awe to horror when they saw them. The rockets quickly flew to the balls, causing them to turn back into normal liquid and falling onto the ground.

People started running, emotions ranging from terror to glee. Harry saw

Percy, Fred, and George running away from the scene, laughing their heads off. Soon everyone realized that running was useless. The liquid flooded out of the Great Hall and into all of the students. The liquid then left the students, going to one toad woman. She screamed as the liquid picked her up and carried her out of the castle.

Harry laughed, and knew that toad woman would be back, but also that Percy, Fred, and George weren't going anywhere.

Um, Megalovania?

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Edit: I just now found a way to see reviews, so quick question: I'm thinking about making a Discord server to talk you guys better... should I?