Ask Little Mal And Her Family

by Carpenterfan03

This is a book where you can ask questions for four year old Mal to answer along with her mommy/ big sister Evie and their sisters Lola, Ava, April, Tessa. This book is set with my other story Parenting Is Hard. I originally posted this on Wattpad only, but decided to post it on here too, so feel free to ask questions. Ps:You won't recognize most names as they come from Wattpad.

23. Do Uma And Audrey Bicker InFront Of Mal?

Yay another one! And yes! They do it all the time! It's really funny! Auntie Uma is always making fun of Audrey and then Audrey gets really mad and she tries to be mean back, but Audrey doesn't know how to! It's so funny!

It's not funny Mal. And I don't like when they do that in front of you.

Why mommy? I love it it's so funny! Way more funny than when you and Auntie Uma fight! When you and Auntie Uma fight it's just scary and it makes me cry, but when they fight it's funny! Oh and Audrey always calls Auntie Uma a b****! I hear Audrey call Auntie Uma that a lot! It's a funny word!

*in shock* MAL! We do NOT say that word again! Do you hear me! NEVER say that word ever again! That is a naughty word!

Why mommy? Auntie Uma and Audrey say it all the time to each other! And they also say...

Okay no stop! Mal those words are bad very bad naughty words and you can not say them. And this is why I don't like when Uma and Audrey bicker in front of you. They always say naughty words and inappropriate things to each other.

But mommy what does it mean?

It doesn't matter what it means! They are naughty words and we don't say them.

Okay mommy I'm sorry. I won't say them again, but why do Auntie Uma and Audrey say those things to each other?

Good and they do it because they think it's okay to say those words, but it's not. Now repeat after me. I will not ever and I mean ever say any of the things I hear from Uma or Audrey when they are arguing or bickering because they are naughty and wrong.

Okay mommy! Mommy will not ever...

Mal no you have to say the words I. Now do it again, but this time say the words I Mal.

Okay mommy! I Mal will not ever and I mean ever say any of the things I hear from Auntie Uma or Audrey when they are arguing or bickering because they are naughty and wrong!

Good now mommy will be right back! *Grabs phone and starts dialing angrily while walking off*

Okay well mommy is going to make a call, but you can keep asking me more questions since I don't need mommy to answer questions, but don't tell mommy I said that! Anyway please keep leaving questions for me!

Thank you to 217RxS-Thundergirl on Wattpad for this question.