Naruto X Sonic: Gamer's Quest

by Red Thrasher 2000

Naruto is transported to another world after accidentally tampering with a device Kakashi bought back to the village from parts unknown. While there, Naruto comes across many characters from popular video game franchises who have also been transported. they then band together on a quest to search for the Universal Guardians that can send them all back home.

32. Level 32-Need for Speed Mario Edition

EXT-Colorado-Freeway-Day

(Open up on a nice sunny day in the city of Colorado and pan down on a busy freeway to join I heroes continuing their travels inside their jeep.)

INT-Jeep-Day

Background Song: Rascal Flats- Life Is A Highway

(Drake is in a really good mood, jamming to the music on the radio, while the others feel a little awkward, but trying to get into the song's rhythm.)

(In the front, Sakura's starting to enjoy it, while in the back, it's just not working out for Naruto and Tails.)

Drake: (Singing) LIFE IS A HIGHWAY, I WANT IT MY WAY, ALL NIGHT LONG!

Drake: (Singing) IF YOU'RE GOING MY WAY, I WANNA DRIVE IT ALL NIGHT LONG!

Drake: Whoo! Man, this makes me feel like racing!

(Drake's been noticing the passengers aren't feeling the song.)

Drake: Don't worry, kids, the song's almost over.

Naruto: (Relived) Oh, thank goodness.

Tail: It's not a bad song, just not my cup of tea.

Drake: That's understandable, most kids your age are into pop and rap, nothing wrong with those genres, but they just sound crap these days.

Sakura: Are you sure it's not because you're getting old?

Drake: WHAT!?

Sakura: (Giggles) Kidding, kidding!

Naruto: (Nonchalant) I believe it.

Drake: Quiet, knucklehead, believe or not, I'm 22!

Naruto: (Shocked) Whoa, really!?

Sakura: (Amazed) 4 Years older than me, you're younger than I thought.

Drake: (Smug) Yeah, that's right, don't judge a book by its cover.

Drake: And Sakura, no senpai stuff, okay, just call me what you've been calling me.

Sakura: (Wry) OK, but that's not how it works where I'm from, you need to be a student in a grade above me.

Sakura: So I can only refer to you as "Drake-san".

Drake: (Dumbfounded) Oh...sorry about that, been rusty on my Japanese culture...OK, still, just call me Drake.

Sakura: K.

*BEEP-BEEP*

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(Drake looks over at his side-view mirror, and then looks up at the rear-view mirror, looking mighty annoyed.)

Drake: (Sighs) This guy's been on my tail for about 8 minutes now.

Sakura: He must be in a hurry.

Drake: Yeah, but he had multiple opportunities to get off an exit or go in front.

*BEEP-BEEP*

(Wanting to avoid getting road rage, Drake sighs and decides to let who's ever behind get in front of him on the freeway.)

Drake: Screw it; I'll let him in front one last time.

Drake: (Calling Out) After this, you're on your own, buddy.

(Drake slows down and lets the driver get in front of him, revealing the driver to be Wario, driving his signature pink mini car.)

(Wario then tosses out a burger wrapper at Drake's windshield.)

Drake: What the hell!?

(Wario then tosses a soda cup at the windshield.)

Naruto: What's wrong with this guy!?

Drake: (Flustered) I let you over and now you wanna try and get me into a wreck!?

Tails: Uh...Drake, I think we have trouble.

(Suddenly 6 anthropomorphic canine bikers dressed in black leather pull up in between Drake's jeep on both sides and begin to attack with weapons in their hands consisting of chain, pipes, sledgehammers, and baseball bats.)

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Drake: Alright, you guys wanna play it that way?

(Drake rams into the 3 bikers on the left and right and begins to speed up towards Wario, but the bikers soon recover and catch up with him.)

(Naruto unfastens his seatbelt, rolls down the window, and throws a shuriken at biker4's front wheel, giving him a flat and sending him flipping to the ground.)

(Naruto then climbs out of the window to get a better view.)

Drake: What're doing, Narts!?

Naruto: I'm takin' them down; just keep driving until we reach the little fat guy.

Tails: I'll go with you!

(Tails follows Naruto outside and joins him on the roof.)

(We now cut to the roof with Naruto throwing more shuriken at the bikers, sending them falling out of their bikes and causing huge explosions on the road.)

(Biker 2 jumps on top of the jeep from the front, then grabs Naruto from behind, choking him out with his lead pipe.)

(Tails rushes in and bops Biker2 on the head with a giant metal wrench, making him loosen his hold on Naruto, who flips him over, sending him rolling to the ground.)

*Wilhelm Scream*

(Naruto coughs with Tails patting him on the back.)

Tails: That's all of them.

(Tails looks straight ahead and spots Wario.)

Tails: Wait, I know him, that's Wario!

Naruto: Wario?

(Wario pulls out a green turtle shell, which alarms Tails as his eyes widen in shock.)

Tails: We have to get out of the car!

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(Wario tosses the turtle shell to the ground; it then begins to spin all the way towards each car in its way until it reaches the jeep.)

(Tails carries Sakura out and takes flight away from the chaos, as does Naruto with Drake, but it's almost too late when the shell finally reached them.)

Naruto: Hang on tight!

(With Drake on his back, Naruto jumps out of the driver's door as the jeep explodes, but they're far from safe when it begins to rain flaming cars on the freeway after being caught in the shell's path.)

(With incredible speed, Naruto blitz past each falling car crashing down, up until the back of a large truck comes their way.)

Quicktime Event: Naruto avoids getting crushed by hopping on top of the trailer of the truck and runs up to the front of it using his chakra control on his feet, all while continuing to mash X.

(Making it to the top leaps on the front of the truck and spots 3 incoming cars.)

Naruto: Shadow clone jutsu!

(Naruto summons 3 clones; the first two punch the two cars out of the way with their bare hands.)

(Naruto then uses the 3rd clone to get a boost by jumping on his back when the truck begins to explode.)

(Throughout all of this, somehow Drake is still on Naruto's back.)

Drake: OOOOOOOOOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT!

(Naruto manages to land safely from all of the chaos left behind, he then drops Drake, who feels a little nauseous after all of that.)

(As for Naruto, he drops to his butt and begins to pant heavily, worn-out from it as well.)

(We now cut to Tails and Sakura who are now hot on Wario's tail.)

Wario: Gah!

(Wario spots Tails flying his way while carrying Sakura.)

Sakura: Just a little closer!

(Sakura is charging a hadoken, preparing to destroy Wario's car.)

(Wario, knows it'll be over if he doesn't think of something soon, but quickly gets an idea.)

(Wario stands up and lets out his special move, his deadly fart, the Waft!)

*BOOM*

(We cut to the outer city of Colorado with an explosion of a giant green mushroom cloud seen from afar.)

You Are Dead…

Continue anyway?

Yes/No

Yes.

To Be Continued…