Pinkie had mad it to the village and was pulling things out of her repuffed mane throwing them at sand and sound ninjas as she noticed the tail beast ball blaster, "…. Gee image that when their yin yang imbalance corrects it's self-making them un feral."
She then noticed the sand village leaving clearly news about their leader being a fake got to them and they were pulling out as she a chain saw and slashed off a sound village shinobi's arm! "FUCK YOU GUYS!"
Meanwhile above the third lied dead Orochimaru was panting his arms limp as he watched his giant snake with multiheaded being handled by Choji's clan in giant form " Well now!" he then spotted the sound four dead.
before him was Luna Celestia, Naruto and sunset, while the male kitsune was cleaning his claws on a rag sunset was licking blood off making the solar goddess hit her on the head and say, "SUNSET DON'T LICK BLOOD YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S OWNERS BEEN!"
Orochimaru sighed, "Well a little early but I can't fight two tailed beast and two goddess!" In a moment he start throwing up snaked making all four jump back as the snakes formed a larger hive mind snake with Orochimaru's face.
Luna turned green and covered her mouth ,"WHAT IN THE NINE LEVELS OF TARTARUS!?"
Celestia was green and shivering the two kitsune shivering behind there mother at the evil unnatural abomination they were facing, "you turned yourself into a body jacking parasite!" she said horror clearly on her voice.
the mass moved to attack only for Luna to make a barrier to keep it away, "KILL IT WITH FIRE! IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR IT TO BE ALIVE KILL IT! KILL IT! KITSUNE FIRE! FIRE!"
the fox twins remained shivering to the point they ran off on all fours form it as orochimaru said "I scare even demons!"
the princess of the night fired off a bright blue fireball at the snakes as she said, "I'LL KILL IT WITH FIRE THEN!"
the snakes kissed as Celestia just stabbed one of her swords into the roof they were standing on chaining Orochimaru, "I think letting him die works better! Parasites die with out a host I'll just hold this and he'll die!" she said scared as Orochimaru hissed.
the sannin then laughed, "Well now I have lost but I planned on this when I first found out the leaf had demons now! You may notice unlike normal summons my multihead one is bleedings it's blood is toxic and currently bleeding into your ground spreading killing everything within it!"
Luna rolled her eyes and said, "oh the dead snake made our dirt posion! We'll have to make sure foals don't eat mud!" she said not carrying!
Celestia rolled her eyes and said, "sister what does plants grow form? And what do animals feed on? The grounds toxic plants won't grow and animals won't feed farming is gone! The leaf won't be able to produce food anymore!"
the other alicorn's eyes widened as Orochimaru laughed, "yes boring but practical the leaf has fallen or will when you run out of food reserves!"
Later that day it was raining plants were already looking like they were dying.
Ina hospital bed Kabuto was laying his only limp was his plastic mitten handed shinobi ware arm as he used it to adjust his glasses as he looked to see Lee, "Can you adjust my bed I think better sitting up!" Lee did it.
the arm and legless shinobi then said, "Well This is a fine mess, we can't farm and will run out of food the leaf will need to be abandoned maybe we could rebuild another village that could work, but would take to long plus we lost a lot of the older generation!"
Lee did a hand stand as he said, 'Yes my most youthful friend it is a mess who plans on rebuilding his body with metal to return to being a shinobi! Too bad the sound is in better shape then us it just lost a leader!"
Kabuto then looked to him and he said, "Lee you just saved the day!" the green ninja flipped up right looking confused. "the sound is set up in small bunkers and shell minor non shinobi villages! We can probably just take one of those locations as a new home and move! Many of them are already in the land of fire!"
Lee then nodded, "yes but who would approve it the council is at half mass and wont' agree on a hokage or to such a thing!"
the white haired currently limbless shinobi grabbed his phone " twilight do some digging I have a plan to save the leaf!" he then looked to see a nurse bring in a bowl of roman and chop sticks as he yelled out, "AND A BAG OF PLASTIC SPOONS! I'll starve with this mitten hand and chop sticks!"
Lee grabbed the sticks and said, "I'll feed you man! Don't make it weird!"
the white haired man said, "What a pal!"
Later on in the council room Celestia kicked the door down pulling out a copy of the village charter with highlighted parts , " People do check this in case the council is not whole with it isn't half of you are dead, and no hokage with there isn't the emergency power close comes into effect! That states the just killed hokage's widow becomes acting hokage for a year at with point she most chose a replacement!"
before on of them could Speak the head of the hyuuga said, "Celestia is recognized as Kushina! Minato may have been an edo tension but he still died that day so as his legal wife Celestia is a hokage widow so the third outliving his life matters not Celestia is our fifth hokage or at least acting with emergency powers making us powerless for it!"
the council got out and left Celestia then picked up the hokage hat and put it on and said, "Well so this is the hat! Ok Kabuto's plan is to pay the sound village back by location there parts or sub villages and taking one of those as the base for a neo leaf village!"
the head of the Hyuugas the only council men left there Hisashi spoke up , "I would normal disagree with someone so young but he has given so much for the village we most agree what is his other plan!"
Celestia pulled out a paper form her chest and opened it, "heavy metal spiked wheels on a train so it can off track if we ration and buy food form closer lesser villages we can get it done and move to it to be mobile and nomadic while we search for the known locations we will do them all even if we find the first one ok! As the sound has many connections. Hell we may even be able to keep this leaf village running on there support making the leaf a minor republic not a village"
the hyuuga held his chin, "It's an impressive idea but we would need to cut resource form study he won't be able to get his new limbs till it's build and we have a new home!"
the princess turned Hokage said, " Yeah I know! it may only be a year but I think my stay as hokage will be more memorable by the lasting effects of the leaf!"
the hyuuga nodded " yes it will lady hokage! But for the moment we need to wait the council already deployed a team on a mission! It'll take them to the land of snow!"
the alicorn then sighed, "so they get to skip the build great!" she said sadly.
Later on the mane group were talking.
Applejack was hammering a board to repair part of the hyuuga compound while most of the parents were shaking , "really Tenten neji rainbow dash lead by Might gai! That won't end well guarding that actress what's the big deal?" she asked out loud.
Flash who was in copy of Jiraiya out fit as he held out his hand using his gele stone to fire off blast that hammered in all the nails as he said, "Let's see now the director was loyal ot the last king of it and the actress's history begins were the lost princess' history ends kind of an open secret she is the lost princess being drug home by the rebellion to be put on the throne and face the man who tried to kill her as a little girl!"
Applejack blinked as she said ,"Well darn! And I though spoiled and filthy smiling and cheering that spoiled die was the big shocker!"
to be continued,
Pinkie pie popped up, "As we were trolled a quick reminder the story is in progress thanks to a lot of trolls we had to explain the feral thing early to stop it and also reminder as it says on the writer's fanfiction profile he is going blind in one eye self taught and a dyslexic so if you are looking for perfect grammar look elsewhere.
