ITV Live TV Special

XX August 2014

I'm a Celebrity Contestant Special

(Exert from interviews with contestants who have just gone into the jungle)

Chad XXX

Presenter: Our fourth contestant is Chad Johnson! Chad has risen to fame fast, following his revelation of his raunchy weekend with Rilla Blythe, the Prince of Wales' girlfriend. In the last year he has been a contestant on Big Brother, secured a lucrative advertising contract with Manskin Condoms, and has been seen on the covers of glossy magazines around the world.

Before Chad went into the jungle, we asked him about how suitable he thinks he is for that environment:

ITV: What is your secret survival skills do you have that you think will help you in the jungle?

Chad: I'm loveable.

ITV: Loveable? You think that will help you in the jungle?

C: True Dat! I'll keep everyone cheerful.

ITV: Okay…..what do you think of your fellow contestants?

C: I'm stoked with all the hot babes. I'm sooo going to score! Ladies love the Chad!

ITV: Well, I guess that's how we all got to know you, from your liaison with Rilla Blythe. What do you think of the recent photos of Rilla Blythe,first in her lingerie then in the polka dot bikini?

ITV: She's gotten fat.

ITV: You think she's fat?

C: Yep! She's certainly has more to hang on to than she did when I knew her, especially up top. Suits her though. A man likes to have something to grap hold of when he's…

ITV: (cutting off Chad).and what do you make of her allegedly relationship with the Prince of Wales' brother?
C: allegedly?

ITV (quietly and quickly) it means we have no proof its true, but we think it might be.

C: Oh right, yeah she would sure do that. She was all over me like honey on a biscuit. Lucky Teddy too I say, she was quite the…

ITV: Okay Chad I think we'll leave it there….

Heat Magazine
XX September 2014

Prince's Girlfriend moves …but to who?

(photo of Rilla and Mark standing close together and laughing)

Rilla Blythe, sometimes girlfriend to His Royal Highness, the Prince of Wales has been seen in photographs close to Mark Chessington-Smythe at the recent wedding Princess Katherine of Hereford.

While official photographs only show the wedding party we have been able to exclusively acquire some snaps taken by those who were there on the day.

Speculation has been rife in the past few weeks that her relationship with the Prince of Wales has ended. Some papers have alleged that she wasn't up to the pressure of a royal relationship, while others have speculated that she is, just not with the Prince of Wales. In addition, after spending the wedding Princess Katherine of Hereford. with Mark Chessington-Smythe, the rumour mill is now abuzz with the idea shes's moved onto the Princes' closest friends.

(Photo of Ken, in full military uniform, Teddy, at his graduation and Mark taken when he was walking down Oxford Street)

Let's compare her options: The Prince of Wales is certainly one of the UK's, no the world's most eligible bachelors, but he does come with all the restrictions of a royal life. The Duke of Kendal is every bit as handsome as his brother (some say more so), and a better age for the Canadian, but would Rilla Blythe be happy watching so closely as someone else becomes queen, a role she has been said to covet? Mark, Chessington-Smythe is a worthy catch himself, with a sizeable income and all that family money he will one day inherit, you wouldn't want for much. Who would you choose?

James Rillington, Royal Correspndent
The Express Twitter: RillosRoyalNews
XX September

Off with their heads!

Our investigative reporters have got to the bottom of flower-gate. You'll recall that visitors to Sandringham have questioned what happened to the usual floral displays this year, they just aren't as, well floral. It turns out that, like so many royal issues these days, that Rilla Blythe is at the heart of the problem. Rilla, it seems didn't like the flowers that Princess Katherine of Hereford had arranged at St Mary Magdalene Church for her wedding in August and took it upon herself to order the Sandringham gardeners to cut down the queen's favourite blooms to supplement what was in the church.

Annie Ray, who was visiting friends who live in the same village as the church commented "I heard that Rilla Blythe was yelling at the women who decorated the church, demanding they add more blooms." Annie later confirmed that she wasn't there at the time, and didn't hear the conversation but assured us that "I heard this from a friend at the pub, I'm sure every word of it is true."

Princess Katherine is said to have been BESIDE HERSELF WITH DISTRESS when her carefully chosen floral theme of white and yellow blooms was 'upgraded' to a full mix of colours WITHOUT HER KNOWLEDGE. Country Gardens, Sandringham's premier florist who is reported to have been engaged to create the floral displays for Princess Katherine's special day refused to comment on the wedding arrangement, but did say that they would NEVER choose something so bright and colourful for a formal wedding.

The flowers at Sandringham estate are known to be close to the heart of Queen Leslie. One can only image what she feels about her son's sometimes girlfriend choosing to have them hacked off, ruining this year's floral display.

The Royal family have declined to comment.

Hello Magazine
October 2014

Summer Weddings

(Extract from an article that featured recent wedding photos)

August Aspirations

(photo of Katie in her wedding dress)

Princess Katherine of Hereford married Mr Adam Healey in August at Sandringham. This official photo from the day shows the bride in a classic white dress, with organza sleeves and covered buttons down the back.