Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island: the morning started with a lot of singing and then a lot of crying. Then, the campers faced an intense climb back up to the top of the thousand foot cliff. There, they were told to collect parts from a huge pile of garbage to build a remote control plane which they would then use in a dogfight. Wendell proved that he's as evil as they come, stealing the battery from the other team. When Claudia found the other battery and gave it to the Bass out of the kindness of her heart, her team did not approve. In the end, faulty wiring actually led the Bass to victory, causing Claudia to be sent off the island for being too nice to the other team. Who will be kicked off next? Find out on this dramatic episode of Total. Drama. ISLAND!
The camera opens on the island before cutting to Elicia waking her tired teammates and running away crying from Harriett yelling at her. It jumps to the campers arriving at the top of the cliff and then digging through the junk pile, followed by Leslie and Colleen finding parts. It then goes to Lukas finding the battery and it being stolen by Wendell. Up next is where Claudia gave the battery to Duke and her teammates yelling at her for it. Elicia ripping the cable is shown as well as the turret falling onto the Gopher's plane. Finally, it shows Claudia yelling at her teammates before she gets on the boat of losers. It cuts back to Chris before playing the opening sequence again. When that finishes, Percival is shown in the middle of the campgrounds, practicing his swordsmanship with a stick.
Percival (Confessional): A knight must constantly hone his skills. If you don't, you just might forget how to wield a sword. I will never let that happen.
Percival continues to swing the stick as Evander comes up behind him, tapping him on the shoulder before Percival accidentally turns around to fast and hits him in the face with the stick.
Evander: Ayo, you got a problem? Why are you waving that stick everywhere? I oughtta...
Percival: Apologies, Sir Evander. It was a mere accident.
Evander: Do it again, and you're gonna be looking like a mere accident, capiche?
Evander (Confessional): Percy's great for physical challenges and all, but yeesh. The guy sure is a piece of work.
Chris's voice comes blaring from the megaphones, yet again.
Chris: Campers, rise and shine. I hope you're ready to do some showing off!
The camera cuts to the campers sitting on benches in front of a stage. Elicia's face lights up in excitement.
Elicia: Oh boy, I hope we're doing theater games! I love theater games!
Desiree: Oh my gosh, we know you like theater games!
Peggy sits nets to Lukas, who smiles and puts his arm around her shoulder. She is overcome by happiness and faints, causing him to freak out.
Peggy (Confessional): He put his arm around me! That's like a textbook boyfriend move!
Chris: Alright campers, this one is a summercamp favorite! Today, you'll be competing in a talent show. You have 8 hours to talk among yourselves and decide which 3 of your teammates have the best talents. Any talent will do fine. Sing, dance, juggle, whatever you want as long as it's legal. Each act will be graded by the one and only Former DJ, VJ, and rap legend: Grandmaster Chef, who will be showing his approval on the Chefometer. Whichever team loses will be sending somebody home tonight, have fun campers.
The camera cuts to Colleen, who is bossing her team around, as per usual.
Colleen: Alright now, everyone of us is going to audition! I will, of course, be picking which of us is going to perform.
Roxy: That doesn't seem very fair, but whatever. Let's just get this over with, talent shows are lame.
Leslie: Ooo, me! Let me go first!
Leslie starts running so fast in circles the the dirt starts giving in underneath her, and she makes a hole in the ground. Her teammates look down into the hole to see that she is still going, and Colleen shakes her head.
Leslie: Just tell me when to stop!
Evander: You can stop, lil chipmunk!
Percival helps her out of the hole and the camera cuts to the Bass. Gene is currently auditioning. He pulls out a bunch of small parts and puts them together at an incredibly fast pace, forming a small computer. Some of his teammates clap, but Elicia doesn't seem that impressed.
Elicia: Sorry, Gene, but that's not exactly the most interesting thing.
Lyle: Oh, watch this!
Lyle takes a deep breath and whistles a beautiful melody, causing butterflies to flock around him and dance in the air. Elicia grins a big grin and writes his name down on the clipboard.
Elicia: Alright, Lyle! You'll be our first contestant!
The camera cuts back to the Gophers where Percival is carving a watermelon with a stick, getting it to perfectly look like himself.
Colleen: Excellent, Percival! Since I'm in charge here, I say you're in.
Evander: If you thought that was cool, check this out.
He pulls a juke box over, which is clearly unplugged and no where near an outlet. He walks over to it and bops it with his elbow, causing it to start playing classic rock music.
Evander: Pretty slick, ey?
Colleen shrugs and writes his name down as a maybe. The camera then cuts to Peggy and Lukas, who are hanging out behind the cabin.
Peggy: So, um, Lukas? Do you think, maybe, we could like...date or something? You don't have to answer that I'm sorry if that's not what you want you just put your arm around my shoulders and you're really nice and no one is ever nice to me and I-
Lukas interrupts her by kissing her on the cheek and giving her a thumbs up. She squeals in excitement and faints again, to which he shrugs. Annalise is then shown, preparing to show off her talent.
Elicia: You're not just going to walk in a fancy way and wave, are you?
Annalise: I'll have you know, I actually am talented. Watch and learn.
She pulls out five hula hoops and starts dancing with one around her neck, one on each arm, and two around her waist. Her team watches in amazement as she does her magnificent dance.
Elicia: I take it back, you are talented! Sorry for doubting you!
Annalise puts on a look of superiority and walks back to the rest as Bobby goes in front of everyone.
Desiree: What can he do, he's not even interesting.
Bobby looks a little discouraged, but he begins his audition anyways. He pulls out a bag of chips and tosses ten of them into the air. Without fail, he catches all of them in his mouth, before taking a bow. Most of the team claps for him.
Elicia: Alright, I think that'll work! Our lineup will be Bobby, Lyle, and Annalise!
Duke: Wait just a minute! You're not even gonna give the king a chance to audition?
Gene: Relax, Duke. There's always next challenge.
Duke: No, you relax, tubby! I demand that you let me audition!
Harriett: Hey! You lay off of Gene, he didn't do anything wrong.
Duke: Oh, look at little miss disaster artist, acting like she's the nicest person in town. Newsflash, everyone knows you screamed at Elicia and made her cry the other day! Ain't so high and mighty when you've been exposed, are you?
Harriett is about to question how he knew that, but she glances at Desiree and figures it out for herself.
Elicia: Okay, Duke. What can you do?
Duke pulls out his turnbuckle and climbs it before striking several threatening poses on top of it. None of his team looks impressed at all and Harriett is still angry at him.
Duke: Come on! I swear, it takes the world to please you people!
Gene (Confessional): See, this is why I wanna lose weight...but it's just so hard.
Peggy (Confessional): I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! YAYYYYYYYYY!
The camera cuts back to the Gophers, who have almost gone through all of their members. Only Colleen and Veronica have yet to go.
Colleen: Veronica, show us what you've got.
Veronica: I...um...I have really bad stage fright...I think I'd die if I went up there...
Colleen: Right, of course you do. Fine then, I will be our last performer. Evander, you're first, followed by Percival, and then me!
Roxy: Are you gonna show us what your talent is?
Colleen: No, Roxanne. I don't want to spoil the surprise, do I?
Roxy: It's Roxy, for the last time.
Roxy (Confessional): That Colleen is really getting on my nerves, I can't take it anymore with her I'm the boss attitude.
The camera cuts to Wendell, who is spying on the other team as the practice. He gets Annalise's attention, who comes over while still hula hooping.
Annalise: Kinda busy right now, what ever it is, can't it wait?
Wendell: No can do, I saw what's going to happen as far as your team's talents. I need you to sabotage another one.
Annalise: Oh goody, which one, The slob or the teenage boy scout?
Wendell: Lyle, of course. Bobby doesn't worry me, and he shouldn't worry you. I need you to sprinkle some squirrel food in his hair before he goes on stage. If all goes according to plan, he'll get attacked as he's performing, and your team will give him the boot tonight.
Annalise takes the food from Wendell and nods her head before returning to her team.
Annalise (Confessional): Do I feel bad about doing this? Nah, Wendell is pretty smart. As long as he keeps me doing things like these, my team will never even think about eliminating me.
Wendell (Confessional): Watching Annalise do anything always brings me such joy. All I can think about is how I'm going to be in the finals with one of the dumbest contestants on the island!
The camera cuts back to Evander, who is putting specific records into the jukebox.
Evander (Confessional): Now, you know I just gotta have the best music playing when I do my shindig up there! Can't have nothin' cramping my style while I do my thing.
Colleen walks over and sees the music he is putting in, only to be disappointed, as usual.
Colleen: Evander, you cannot play this...this...filth on the stage. We'll lose the challenge if you don't pick something else.
Colleen starts to take the records out of the jukebox, gathering some attention from the rest of the Gophers. Evander jolts up and tries to grab them back from her.
Evander: Ay, yo! You can't be doing that, be careful with this stuff!
Colleen and him struggle over the records before she trips on a stick behind her and bumps into the jukebox, knocking it over and causing the glass to shatter. Evander gains a look of shock and runs over, cradling his jukebox like a loved one.
Evander: Jukey! Baby! Are you alright?
The jukebox fizzles and pops before completely dying and Evander gets up angrily.
Evander: Look what you did! Jukey's dead because of you!
Colleen: Well, perhaps if you had listened to me then we wouldn't be in this predicament. You have only yourself to blame.
Evander: I'll show you who's to blame.
He starts to walk over to her with clenched fists before Percival runs over and holds him back.
Percival: Easy there, it will be alright.
Wendell: But now we need another talent for the show, great going, Colleen.
Her team gives her a set of glares, to which she rolls her eyes.
Colleen: Oh, boohoo. Fine then, Leslie will do her hyperactive...thing.
Leslie's eyes light up.
Leslie: Oh, boy! I can't wait! Everyone's gonna love it, I promise!
Leslie (Confessional): Yep, I'm just a wee bit hyper! The doctors say my blood is almost 100% sugar! They say it's a miracle I'm even alive! Eeeee!
Wendell (Confessional): Well, this certainly throws a rock in my path. The goal was for us to win tonight and get Lyle shipped out, but Colleen has ruined that. If we lose this, it's all on her.
Some time passes and Chris is shown on the stage again, smiling as all the campers who aren't performing sit on the risers. Evander is stewing in anger and sadness as Francis tries to give him a pat on the back before the former raises his fist at him.
Evander: Touch me and you're toast, dweeb.
Francis shies away and sits by himself in the corner.
Francis (Confessional): I don't do so well with other people, most just bully me. They're scared of my big brain, is what my mom tells me, but I'm starting to think they just don't like me.
Chris: Welcome to the first ever Camp Wawanakwa talent show! Here, six campers will perform in front of all these cameras for their teams to see who will be safe from elimination and who's gonna send someone to the chopping block. First up, for the Killer Bass, Bobby!
Bobby's team cheers for him as he slowly walks out onto the stage with a large sack of assorted foods. He pulls out some grapes on a vine, tossing them into the air at crazy speeds, and catching every single one without fail. As his team cheers even louder, he pulls out his next food, some jumbo sized shrimp, flinging them all over the place and once again catching them without fail. Lastly, he pulls out an entire rotisserie chicken, spinning it on his finger like a basketball before launching it incredibly high into the air before catching it in his mouth and picking it clean. At this point, most of everyone is grossed out. Chris comes back out to congratulate him and the Chefometer lights up with 6 points.
Chris: That was pretty gross, dude, but it looks like it got your team some points! Next up, we've got Leslie for the Screaming Gophers!
Leslie runs onto the stage as Chris takes his leave. She starts running in circles so fast that a tornado forms from the speed. Everyone's hair billows in the wind, and Evander's gets all messed up, causing him to droop down in sadness even more. the same stick that tripped Colleen early is picked up by the tornado and conks Leslie on the head, causing her to fall down in a daze. Her team cringes as the Chefometer shows only 3 points. Chris walks back out as Leslie takes an exit, still incredibly hyper.
Chris: After one camper has gone for each team, it looks like the Killer Bass are taking an early lead. Next up, we've got Lyle!
Lyle goes to walk out onto stage and Annalise tries to sprinkle the squirrel food on him, but misses and accidentally gets it all over herself. As Lyle begins to whistle and the wildlife flocks to him, dancing around him in a beautiful fashion, his team cheers. The Chefometer lights up with 7 points as he walks of stage. As he does, some squirrels smell the food on Annalise and stare at her.
Annalise (Confessional): Oh, crud.
The squirrels frenzy around her, eating the food and destroying her hula hoops while also scratching her up a lot. Lyle and Bobby look at her and wince as she runs off stage, crying. Wendell sees her and facepalms, knowing that the plan has failed and goes after her.
Chris: Huh, that was strange. Anyways, up next for the Screaming Gophers is Percival!
Percival walks out, holding a watermelon and a stick. He places the watermelon and immediately gets to carving it. The screen cuts to Annalise crying by the cabins and Wendell walking up to her.
Annalise: You're plan backfired! My show is ruined! I have squirrel poop in my shoes and my dress is all torn up! Why did I even listen to you in the first place?
Wendell: Hey now, take it easy. My plans have changed a little bit. I have no doubt that my team will be losing tonight after Leslie's lacking performance, so you'll be safe either way.
Annalise glares at him intensely.
Annalise: I'll keep listening to you for now, but if something else like this ever happens again, I will crush you beneath my feet as I walk onto the finale without you! Got it, Wendell?
He looks slightly shocked as she goes into the cabin and slams the door, immediately trying to patch herself and her dress up.
Wendell (Confessional): That...was...oddly attractive. I'm starting to think that I might be more interested in Annalise than I originally thought.
The camera cuts back to the stage, where Percival has sculpted the watermelon to look like Chef, causing the the Chefometer to light up with 9 points. His team erupts in cheer as he walks off the stage.
Chris: Now that, was cool, and Chef liked it, too! The teams are pretty much neck and neck with the Bass only ahead by one point. Speaking of the Bass, who's gonna be your last performer after Annalise ran off like that?
The team looks at each other, trying to figure out what to do as they realize that someone is missing from the risers. The camera then cuts to Duke, who is going for a walk to quell his anger.
Duke (Confessional): If those bums can't appreciate my talent, then what's the point in being around them anyway?
He kicks a rock into a bush, which bumps something behind it. Duke looks confused as a bear rises up, furious, and growls at him.
Duke: Uh oh...
Duke starts to run from the bear as it chases him. Meanwhile, the camera cuts to Chris again.
Chris: You guys have until the Gophers last contestant goes to figure out what you're doing. In the meantime, give it up for Colleen!
Colleen walks onto the stage, but no one from her team cheers for her. In fact, they all look away from the stage, causing her to furrow her brow. Nonetheless, she starts her show by dragging a very large log onto the stage, gaining some attention. She stands before it and bows, before giving it a slight chop, splitting it in half. Everyone looks amazed as the Chefometer lights up with 9 points. She bows and walks off stage, taking the logs with her. Chris comes back on at that point.
Chris: Well, Bass, you've lost your lead. And unless one of you gets on this stage right now, you're gonna lose the challenge.
Just then, Duke comes into sight with the bear chasing him. He runs onto the stage and then, realizing where he is, turns around and stands his ground. The bear charges him and he grabs it before suplexing it onto the stage, causing it to collapse. After the dust fades, Duke and Chris are standing next to each other as the bear runs away, horrified. The teams gasp and the Chefometer lights up with a perfect ten points, gaining massive amounts of cheer from the Bass.
Chris: And the Bass win again! Duke, nice moves!
Duke looks proud as his team runs up to him to cheer. The Gophers sulk to themselves, realizing they must go back to the campfire ceremony for the second time in a row. The camera cuts to them all sitting down as Chris comes up with his plate of marshmallows. Several people are still glaring at Colleen. She rolls her eyes again.
Chris: Welcome back, Gophers! I'm sure you know the deal already. You've voted for someone to be eliminated and that person will walk the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers, yadda yadda. When i call your name, come get your marshmallow. Percival...Evander...Francis...Hellen...Wendell...Roxy...and Veronica. Leslie and Colleen, you're on the chopping block. Leslie, you flopped on the stage doing...whatever it is that you do. Colleen, you've been bossy from day one, but today, you sabotaged your own team. The last marshmallow goes to...Leslie.
Leslie does a giddy dance and grabs her marshmallow, joining the rest of her team. Colleen stands up and gets in her teams faces.
Colleen: Fine! But you'll never get anywhere in this show without me! I was your one chance to victory! Goodbye, undesirables.
She walks off to the boat as her team looks away again.
Evander (Confessional): Good riddance.
The camera fades to black as the boat sails away from the island.
Votes:
Colleen - Evander, Wendell, Roxy, Leslie, Hellen, Veronica, Percival, Francis
Leslie - Colleen