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It was a peaceful evening, in a small conference hall in Kamino ward the A.V. was having a meeting.
What is the A.V.? It stands for Anonymous Villains, not for what the majority of people would think.
The meetings of said association first started a few years prior, as a mean to reintegrate minor quirk offenders in society, it was completely anonymous so villains wouldn't feel pressured, the authorities hoped that it would give villains a reason to turn themselves in, together with a reduced sentence and community work instead of getting thrown behind vold bars.
The announcer was an old lady who was a grandmother to everyone of those who were there "And now, dearies, Mr S. will talk about his plans for the future and a bit about how he got here."
A blue haired man walked in front of everyone, his face was covered by a carnival mask like everyone else but his dry skin could be seen without much effort "Good evening everyone, as grandma said before I am S, I was part of the league of villains because I wanted to reform society; you see, my quirk has always been deemed a villain's so I didn't have the best upbringing, the league took me in and I felt at home. A few weeks ago we attacked UA, to be precise the USJ, I can see some of those who were there tonight," a few whistles and acclamations were heard "I'm not going to tell what happened there because everyone knows, it has even been called "The Meme of Villainy". I was so frustrated after what had happened that I decided to quit being a villain, after a bit of reflection I understood that I did the right thing, I'm going to open a bakery and I'm going to help those with situations similar to mine. Everyone is invited to the opening of "SHIGA'S, decayingly good."
Cheers erupted from the audience, how can someone not cheer for fresh bread?
Shigaraki continued "On a side note, do you know how difficult it is to decay a three metre tall gate when the decay is limited to your fingertips? The metal of the gate is rigid so when I touch it and the decay spreads from the tips of my fingers the points which I touch decay, making me change position."
Pity filled the audience, they were all brothers and they understood each other after all.
Meanwhile Izuku was looking at his phone when he saw that a new bakery was going to open in town, he had always loved fresh bread, brioches and breadsticks so he had to go "Maybe I should invite Katsumi…" he thought, clearly oblivious at what was going to happen.
GreenMime: Yo, want to go to the bakery that's opening on sunday?
LadyExplosionMurder: Sure. Who is going to be there?
GreenMime: Just the two of us
LadyExplosionMurder: Ok.I mean, all right. I mean, sure. Wait….FUUUUUUUCK
The scream had been heard by Izuku two blocks away from the Bakugou household, he heard a "SHUT UP BRAT I'M TRYING TO SLEEP." too, followed by a "FUCK YOU MILF!"
In another part of the city Mineta's "Milf Sense" tingled, he felt a milf had been mentioned, he was determined to find who it was.
Meanwhile in the Bakugou household Katsumi had a bit of a short circuit, she had been asked out by the broccoli-head! She felt her face becoming hotter, was she going to get a cold? "I haven't had a cold since I developed my quirk, did I overdo it in training? Is it the shock from meeting villains? The encounter with the sludge was way worse than this one…"
The encounter with the sludge villain had been a traumatic experience for Katsumi, she could remember the cold, slimy tendrils wrap her body in a greasy embrace, gradually covering almost all of her, they were pressing against every part of her body, the villain clearly noticed and a pair of comments he did confirmed it. It wasn't the first time she encountered a molester but the other three times she had been successful in beating the shit out of them, against the sludge, however, she was completely helpless.
Katsumi shuddered, trying to erase the thought from her mind, in the past few months she had been able to gradually forget but the memory was still lingering in her head; she almost screamed when Asui tried to get her attention by grabbing Katsumi's hand with her tongue, luckily nobody noticed.
A green haired teen had noticed, he noticed everything that was even remotely related to the sludge encounter, he had been trying to make Katsumi forget about it and he had really positive results.
The day of the "date" at the bakery finally arrived, what the duo saw was the most mind-boggling sight they ever thought they could see: a lot of villains, seating on plastic chairs, around plastic tables, playing cards with the entire police department; a blue haired man with a pink apron walked between the tables with a tray in his hands with way too much bread on it, giving one or two pieces of it to each and everyone.
Izuku and Katsumi looked for a free table, the only one at which there were two free seats was the one at which a small, bald, man with a white mustache and a pharmacist's white coat was playing with a tall man.
The tall man's appearance was quite quirky, he had practically no face and he had a black respirator that started from his shoulders and ended over his nose and mouth, he was dressed in a black suit and he emitted an aura of authority.
Katsumi "politely" asked the two "Hey potato-face and fake Bismarck, are those seats free?"
The tall man laughed like a grandfather looking at his grandchildren play "Sure, I like how frank you are, do the two of you want to play trump while we eat the bread my almost-son bakes?"
Izuku nodded, he knew very well how to play the game and he knew how Katsumi would behave playing cards but he ignored the "danger alert" screaming in the back of his head.
The teams were decided by where they sat so Izuku was with the doctor while Katsumi was with the faceless man.
The blue haired man passed by their table and left four loaves of bread, when he saw green hair he stopped in his tracks, PTSD acting, but he quickly regained his composure, after all, it was impossible for it to be the same teen right?
Tsukauchi, who was playing monopoly with Sansa, a deadpool look-alike and a young adult with dark blue hair and piercings all over his body, noticed the duo too and he hurriedly signed for the man in the pink apron to come over, when he got there he asked with a pleading tone "Does any of those present have a noise-cancelling quirk? If so, can they use it on the table with the green haired teen? I grant permission to use it in favor of preserving everybody's eardrums."
A small foggy dome was quickly created over said table, the moment it was complete a blonde spiky bush of hair shot up, every member of the police department slumped in their seats, glad that "The crisis had been averted…" as Tsukauchi said to all of those who looked at him with questions in their glances.
Inside the dome Katsumi was giving it the best of her
"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SIXTY THREE POINTS IF WE HAVE SIXTY TOO AND THE TOTAL HAS TO BE ONE HUNDRED AND FUCKING TWENTY?" Izuku entered mime-mode, he left the doctor to deal with Katsumi
"We have fifteen, and eighteen, so it's thirty six, and we have another twenty three so its sixty three…"
"WHAT DOES THE SUM OF FIFTEEN AND EIGHTEEN D GIVE ASSHOLE?"
"Thirty six?" said the doctor, cowering under Katsumi's murdering glance
"CARE TO FUCKING REPEAT DUMB-FUCK?" the tall man intervened, trying to save the day "Dr. Garaki, it's thirty three not thirty six, I know that age is getting the better of you but you should be more careful…" he said, making fun of the doctor
"SEE FAKE BISMARCK? EVEN POTATO MAN KNOWS, HOW DID YOU BECOME A DOCTOR IF A FUCKING CORM KNOWS MATHS BETTER THAN YOU?"
Izuku knew it was time to end everything, so he pressed on Katsumi's shoulders to make her sit down as he talked "It was a pleasure to play with you but I believe this is our cue to leave, see you next time."
The two men said goodbye to the duo, while the teens were walking away a realization dawned on the two adults "FUCK, THE NOMUS!" they internally screamed, they were supposed to take them out of the glass tubes in which they were grooming them but they had practically overcooked them.
All for One looked at the doctor and said "I believe we have to start again, you aren't the only one suffering from old age." before falling on the floor, blood coming out of his ears.
When the faceless man had finally been brought to the hospital he found a tall, skinny, blonde man in the waiting room, after he tried to get the man's attention, unsuccessfully, he heard a soft "Midoriya…." coming from All Might in his skinny form "Midoriya...midori...green...GREEN. I suppose that boy and his girlfriend are going to do great things in the future…"
The end, of the chapter
I know things aren't exactly "canon" but when the plot of this chapter came to me i couldn't resist writing it.
I hope you enjoyed, see you next time.