FADE IN
EXT-HAMMERHEAD-DAY
(We open up to an epic montage of Drake and Tails repairing the car, switching from the tool after tool and Kleenex after Kleenex.)
(In between scenes we cut to small clips of our main heroes dressed in nice and clean gangster clothing with beautiful big butt swimsuit anime and video game women twerking and dancing in the background.)
(Tails begins to pop-lock, Drake does the robot and Naruto & Sakura...well, they're trying their moves, but they aren't dancers.)
(Naruto does the same dance he does in the weird but funny dance from Shippuden Opening 10, and Sakura tries to breakdance, struggling with each move she makes while also trying to keep her skirt down.)
(Even Cindy's getting in on the action and dances with the quartet, pulling off some cool and sexy moves of her own.)
(In the end, everyone present in the strikes epic poses with fireworks going off in the background.)
(After a few minutes of silence, Cindy's dad, Cid appears, having seen the whole music video.)
Cid: What the hell is going on out here!?
Cid: I didn't give anyone permission to film one of them... music video viral things out here!
Cid: Now get back to work, you too young lady!
(Cindy's quite annoyed with her father ruining the fun, but the dance was done anyway, so she put up with it as everyone begins to leave and back to their positions.)
Cindy: (Annoyed) Nobody likes a buzzkill, daddy.
Moments later…
Drake: And without further ado, the new and improved jeep is now open for travel!
(We cut to a pan up of Elena's jeep all sparkly clean and good as new...up until it suddenly falls apart.)
(Naruto, Sakura, and Tails jaw drop in complete and utter shock.)
(Drake has yet to turn around and is still smiling, but it slowly drops.)
Drake: (Wry) It fell apart...didn't it?
(Drake drops to his knees and begins cursing up a storm, though it's limited since again, it's Rated-T for Teen...BUT like a PG-13 movie, one small little F-Bomb manages to slide its way in there.)
Naruto: (Nonchalant) I think he's mad.
Elsewhere…
EXT-MUSHROOM KINGDOM-DAY
(We cut to the Mushroom Kingdom from Mario.)
INT-PRINCESS PEACH'S ROOM
(Inside the fancy room filled with a lot of pink and gold, Peach is seen lying on her bed looking mopey until one of her royal guards enters the room.)
Guard: Still no word on the called Mario, you're Majesty.
(Peach rises with a not too happy look on her face.)
Peach: (Sighs) Where could he have gone?
Guard: He may be taking the initiative, searching for the Eggman Empire from overthrowing your kingdom.
Guard: But that's just my theory.
Peach: I see… well nonetheless, the game shall continue as planned.
Peach: In the meantime, please continue your search.
Guard: (bows) As you wish. (Exits)
(Peach gets up from her bed and looks out the window, gazing into the clear blue sky wondering what has happened to her...boyfriend?)
Narrator: Yeah, go with that, it's no question they've been dating for many years, yet haven't gotten married for some reason.)
(Soon a large cartoony star comes crashing inside of Peaches room.)
(Peach narrowly jumps out of the way, nearly getting hit by the crash.)
Peach: (Coughs) Mario?
(As soon as the smoke clears, we see a tall figure shaped like a tall and skinny Mario, only it's not Mario and soon revealed to be his little brother, Luigi.)
Peach: L-Luigi!?
Luigi: (Woozy) Hello…
(Luigi drops flat on the floor.)
Peach: (Frantic) Guards come quickly! Bring a medic!
Meanwhile…
(Back at Hammerhead, Drake's Jeep is being pulled into the repair garage.)
(Cut to Drake by the garage talking with Cindy.)
Drake: Okay, my Uber will be here soon, how long did you say it'll take again?
Cindy: About 4 days.
Drake: (Shocked) 4 DAYS!
Drake: You gotta be kidding me.
Cindy: Sorry, hon, wish I was, but whatever did this to your ride's very unheard of, you sure it wasn't bazooka or something that hit your car?
Drake: I know, it's ridiculous-
Cindy: (Deadpan) BEYOND.
Drake: Yeah, BEYOND... but believe me, it wasn't an ordinary turtle shell.
Cindy: Welp, I'll update ya' every step of the way and see if we can reduce those days when we find out what's wrong with the poor thing.
Cindy: Plus, we're gonna have to make 3 different orders on new parts we'll need.
Drake: OK, sounds bearable, in the meantime, I'll muster up some money in case we run out on the due date…
Drake: Not that I'm saying we don't have any, we just need a little more than we already have-
Cindy: I getcha'. (Chuckles)
*BEEP-BEEP*
Naruto: (Off-Screen) Drake, our ride's here!
Naruto: (Off-Screen) DRAKE! DRAKE! DRAAAAAAKE!
(The already irritated and annoyed Drake turns around to finally respond to Naruto, who keeps shouting at him like he's dead.)
Drake: COMING, LOUDMOUTH!
Cindy: Also, between you and me, I'm willing to bump the price down a bit if for that lively show you all put up.
Drake: Cool, let's discuss more on it later over the phone. (Runs off)
Drake: Later!
Cindy: Have a safe trip!
(Drake reunites with the gang showing a small glimmer of hope on his face, but it soon drops to a frown when he realizes the car is awfully small with Toad from Mario driving it.)
Toad: Hop aboard as one of the best take you out on one of the best rides EVER!
Naruto: I call shootgun!
Naruto: Is that how you say it?
(Drake is speechless right now.)
Naruto: (Nonchalant) Drake? Drake? Draaaake?
To Be Continued...