A/N: The follow is a fanfiction. Naruto belongs to Sellout Jump and Uchiha Fanboy (Masashi Kishimoto). Manga blows but do buy the video games.

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We're having a FusionFall Crossover, today! For those who don't read FFI, to sum it up, we're meeting of Naruto's 'family'.

The Geist Within

Chapter 33: Cross Connection

[A Week Later]

Naruto was hiding and he was not ashamed of it as Lee was hiding as well. Tenten went off an insane rage opening fire with guns, so many bullets littered the arena.

"Hubby dear, I got a big strap-on for you!" Tenten said cocking her plasma shotgun.

"I give up!" Naruto said shamelessly. "Nope! Not worth my pride or a sore asshole!"

Naruto scrambled out of the arena as Tenten turned to Lee. Lee noped out of there and Tenten was declared the winner. Naruto would have been sad about the lack of bedroom time with her as Tenten told him if he gave up, he was not going to see hair or hide of her on his bed for a month. But he didn't care. Wasn't worth it. He loved her, but he could wait a month before getting into bed with her. Then the invasion went down and Naruto did not actually fight. No, he had Tenten go on a rampage with her weapons.

Naruto sat on the roof of his house just watching Tenten use a gun that fired chainsaw blades while screamed that she had to 'rip and tear'. Those poor Sound Ninja never stood a chance. As for Oorochimaru, he had not tried to fight Hiruzen, but simply decided to flee. It was like he knew this was going to be a massive failure, and Naruto had a sneaking suspicion that the snake was up to something. However, the Leaf was safe and Gaara returned home with his ninja and his brother. Gaara had full intent to take over as Kazekage as soon as he got home.

All seemed to return to normal, but Naruto felt he was forgetting something.

"Oh shit, the Sound Five." Naruto said springing up to his feet. "Though is snake breath even going to come after Sasuke? I…"

His cell phone rang interrupting him to which he answered.

"Hinoto, I was in the midst of monologue." Naruto said dryly.

"I'm sorry, but the Hokage wanted to call you. A ship is in our space and is requesting permission to land. Normally, this isn't an issue, but the woman commandeering the ship is saying…she's your niece." Hinoto said as Naruto asked for her name. "Maylene Shadows."

A quick look up on the bounty listing and he knew exactly why she was calling him 'uncle'.

"Let her though. In fact, direct her to land on Training Field 7." Naruto said as Hinoto confirmed.

Naruto hanged up and scaled down only to see Tenten coming up covered in enemy blood.

"You never looked hotter." Naruto said as Tenten rolled her eyes.

"You're not getting any of this for a month." Tenten teased going inside.

Naruto headed off to get Shikamaru while explaining the whole mess on the way.

"So, you…or at that, the original you were a spliced clone of another guy before he became a warper. Now the original has a kid, and she's looking for me. Look, Naruto, I'm so sorry you found this out." Shikamaru said supportively.

"Honestly, it doesn't matter whether I was some spliced clone. I'm still me. At least, I don't look like the guy anymore." Naruto said remarked. "Personally, I'm apathic to it now. Just warper business."

"Just warper business. You planning on telling your wives?" Shikmaru said as they leapt from building to building.

"Not at the moment. I don't think I want to break Hinata's heart if I told her especially." Naruto said earnestly as they arrived at the field.

The ship came down as a group of STORM Nin and Anbu hid in the shadows as the hatch opened.

"Satoshi Shadows?" Maylene asked walking down. "Or should I call you Naruto?"

"Naruto. Satoshi has…been long shed. And I bear no right to the Shadows family name." Naruto said politely.

"It's fine. It's not your fault." Maylene said kindly. "Naruto-ojisan. What happened to you isn't fair, but not your fault. You will be welcomed to our family with open bar."

"How noble of you, but you are just the clan heir. But I will take your word, now what is it you seek your uncle?" Naruto remarked.

"How secure is your living space and how good is your sealing?" Maylene asked as Enid came up from behind her. "We got wounded to tend to and I got something I need you to help me seal."

She raised the Metsu Sol Emerald and Naruto sighed.

"STORM Nin! Secure the ship and the area. No one is to go near this ship except for the ANBU, myself, and the Hokage. I'm going to need support to extract the wounded for treatment." Naruto said firmly.

"Good to see you're working tirelessly, my boy." Hiruzen said coming up with Yugao. "I believe you have well proven your service which is why…."

Yugao tossed him a Jonin vest.

"You, Karin, and Mai are now Jonin, and I can go back to ANBU." Yugao said with relief. "I'm proud of you three, but you were all a headache."

"What's stopping me from coming to the ANBU?" Naruto snarked as she had a sword to his neck. "Never mind."

"As for you Shikmaru, congrats, you have been made chunin." Hiruzen said as Shikamaru gave a meh. "I get it, all of you were promoted except for Team 5. You still should celebrate."

"Later, we got work." Naruto said.

-o-

[Later that evening…]

Maylene was glad to finally be able to just simply relax without fear of Spinel hunting her down. Sure, she had to deal with an ANBU tailing her, but she was an unknown to them. Her uncle was certainly a lot like her father; being pragmatic, to the point, and outright snarkers. Her uncle certainly got around; she was floored to all the women that apparently his wives.

"Well he certainly used his warper powers and his shit situation to make a profit out of it." Maylene said as walked down TG13. "Even got the refugees flocking here."

Then she stopped by Augmentation Ascension and looked down at her Omnitrix with a widest grin on her face. Back with Naruto, he was taking a look at the mess that her niece brought for her.

"Enslaving the Butterfly family. I will admit I could see the genius is having a bunch of magical women in various shapes and sizes." Naruto said examining the seal on Star's back.

"Seriously?" Marco asked glaring at him with the Red Decks.

"We're warpers, Nacho. Grand neutrals capable of good and evil." Naruto said glaring at him back. "Now when did this start to appear on her back?"

"Shortly after we escaped, she fell ill with flulike symptoms." Moon explained. "Then the seal appeared on her back randomly glowing."

"I tried burning it off her skin." Tom pointed out only for Naruto wavered on him.

"Well, Tom. I believe you made it worse because I can't properly examine the seal to find out what it was supposed to do. All I can tell is Spinel made this herself to trigger something, but I don't know what." Naruto said using a simple fire technique to lightly burn off the rest of it. "The flulike symptoms will pass, but I need to ask you all right now. We're any of you sealed?"

The Butterfly women shook their heads, but that did not Naruto at ease.

"Well considering Spinel, I'm not taking any chances. All of you strip. I'm examining each and every one of you. As for the rest of you who wasn't a slave of Spinel's, get out" Naruto said cracking his knuckles.

"Whoah, do we have to naked for this?" Cresenta said in protest.

"Yes, you do. Sealing in the art that uses every inch of your body. For all we know, Spinel could have slapped seals on your genitals to make them explode if you tried to have any form of sex." Naruto said to everyone's horror.

As instructed, the others left leaving Naruto with the former queens and Star who were quickly undressing.

"Bet you're all enjoying this." Cresenta snarked.

"No, I can't. One, I have to put my time into making sure you don't die. Two, I'm seriously doubting I'm even going to get paid for all the labor. Three, if I wanted to, I can literally go on the internet to look at pictures of you naked." Naruto said not in the mood.

"Can you seriously just shut the hell up, Cresenta? I get it, you like carpet, but this guy is just doing his job! I rather put up with this, then find out I have a seal for Spinel to…oh I don't know…find us!" Dirhhenia snapped. "And why are you complaining? At least, you don't have body issues."

"Thank you, miss. I was literally close to just knocking a bitch out and do what I have to do." Naruto said with a sigh.

Cresenta let out a shrill scream before Solaria slammed the blonde queen's head on wall letting her body hit the floor. Naruto got to work having clones spawned to speed the process.

"Well, it seems the only one with a seal on her crotch was Rhina. Fairly basic seal used in BDSM play…did you and Spinel have a thing going on?" Naruto asked as he worked to remove it.

"So, that's how she got me…all hot and bothered. Well, you see I'm asexual and…" Rhina said as Naruto cut off, "I see. The seal was used to give a jump start to feel desire. I've removed, but I'm afraid you're stuck with an active drive."

Come late in the night, Naruto was finally done removing the seals looking rather exhausted and cranky. The Butterfly women were all passed out per Naruto administering a sleeping aid after seeing the sheer number that had to be removed. He was glad he had used the lab setup underground. Taking the secret elevator, he was taken up to the ground floor of Uzu Corp.

Velvet was in the midst of chatting with Ruby, Yang, Nora, and Jaune (the three that also came with Maylene) which the wall opened up for Naruto to come out.

"Mr. Uzumaki, sir! You look exhausted." Velvet said worriedly.

"I spent nearly six hours removing seals made by a madwoman. I am tired and hangry. I'm probably going to end up choking my niece considering I'm not going to get paid for this." Naruto said dryly.

"Ok, do you want me to put an order for food?" Velvet said completely calm.

"Ramen. Two beef bowls, two pork bowls, and one BBQ bowl. I also want you to go to the Sapphires and tell them I want the "Big Smoke Special"." Naruto said before walking over for the stairs.

"Oh, and boss? I was talking with my friends here. Turns out, their universe is a sister one to my original one. I was wondering if you could give them work and a place to stay because…." Velvet asked.

"Dope." Naruto said turning to the three. "I'll deal with the specifics later. Just go and help Velvet get me something to eat."

He went up.

"Well at least we have a new home." Ruby remarked.

"But what about Eclipsa? You think she'll want to stay here?" Jaune asked her.

"I doubt it, but…I kind of want to break away from Eclispa. Me and Yang were planning this for a while…it's just…we don't know if Spinel's still alive. She'll be after her." Ruby said morose.

"And that paints a fat target on her back. One that we don't want." Yang said firmly. "I firmly not her risking our necks to save her own."

"Frankly, at the very least, now that we're out of Spin-Alpha 5, we got to separate from Eclipsa." Nora said honestly.

Naruto got into his office and called up his niece about the matter of the bill. She promptly handed the phone over to Eclipsa.

"What do you mean it costs that much?" Eclipsa roared.

"Listen to me. I spent six hour peeling seal after seal on them. There were shoddy ones that could have further cripple them later in life. I have to take the time to make seals just to restore their magic. I haven't applied them yet, because it took a lot of resources." Naruto said firmly. "But considering none of them have the funds, I came to you."

Before Eclipsa could speak, Maylene took the phone hanging up on her uncle.

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to go to him. I need to pack to get ready to leave here immediately." Maylene said with a look of worry.

"What?! What's going on?" Eclipsa asked.

"I just got a call from my father. Apparently, a friend of a friend got blackmailed and jacked putting my team in a bind. I need to return home to get the 'cargo' put into safer hands, as of yesterday!" Maylene said in a panicked.

"But what about your uncle?" Eclipsa asked.

"I agreed to help you escape, not to cover your medical bills." Maylene said firmly. "I'm sorry, but I can't afford to stay here."

Maylene had left the room as Eclipsa moved to call her husband. The group had gathered at UzuCorp where Naruto came down to the ground floor to get some answers.

"Eclipsa. You should go with Maylene and Enid." Naruto remarked. "If anything, I'll deal with your clan. Their debt is with me, but Maylene needs to be ensured that jewel is secured."

"Besides, you won't be leaving here forever. I and Meteora will be waiting me for you." Globgor said taking Eclipsa's hand.

Internally, Yang was cursing her luck that Eclipsa was possibly coming back here.

"Actually, that may not be a good idea. Spinel is still out there and is gunning you especially Eclipsa. Slaves can be replaced, but she'll want to personally kill you. It would be safest if you and your direct family go with them to CN-Zen Kuro." Naruto mused as Yang was glad Naruto was on her side.

Naruto was going to offer to take Eclipsa down to talk to her the other Butterflies, but one of his STORM nin came in a panic.

"Naruto-sama, we have a problem! We just detected a pod landing not far outside the village. One of the Amoral Aces is here with company!"

"Fuck! How did they find out?!" Maylene said terrified. "Ok, we need to leave now!"

"We wish you good luck on your journey, Miss Shadows." Ruby said assuring her. "We already took our things off the ship, so hurry."

The Red Decks were also staying behind mostly out of Marco wanting to look after Star. Maylene, Enid, Eclipsa, and Globgor with Meteora in his arms all left for the ship as Naruto called for his teammates.

"We got an issue, and it's going to get ugly." Naruto said cracking his knuckles. "One of Joshinari's is inching on my turf. Personally, I respect his family, but I will send whoever they sent back in a body bag!"

"Can I opt out of this?" Mai said with a yawn.

[Cues: Naruto OST - Tension]

Karin grabbed her and shunshined with her. Team 11 along with Yugao were rushing to confront the intruders before they got the village. Naruto was tense already hoping that it was not Joshinari himself.

"Kit, I'm sensing ahead. Whoever it is…it's not a 10th rank." Kurama said directly to Naruto.

"Thank the heavens." Naruto thought as they leapt from tree from tree.

"We're getting close." Yugao said putting her mask on. "I sense four."

Yugao stopped herself and her former students to stay silent waiting for the enemy to come a bit closer. What they saw was two girls that look unassuming followed by two men all wearing ninja gear with little custom touches. Naruto and the gang had not recognized any of them except the blue haired one. Naruto knew the old man.

Shinobu Maehara, the Amoral Aces' 'Shy Snake'. As for the old man, it was Stinkmeaner. Naruto's experiences with snakes or crazy old men were not so hot, and with the two other attack, Naruto was unsure of a method of attack.

"Toga, I hope you're ready for your first out of universe mission." Shinobu remarked as the blonde nodded. "Good, just make sure you keep to the shadows."

"Yes, Maehara-sensei." Toga said as Stinkmeaner turned to the other male.

"And you better not fuck this up, or I'll make sure you end up like my last partner, ya got that, bitch?" Stinkmeaner said crassly.

"My name is Butch, sir." Butch said as Stinkmeaner whacked him with his cane.

"Do I know like I give a shit?!" Stinkmeaner remarked.

"Why are we even here?" Butch asked.

Shinobu sighed explaining that they were going to the Leaf Village to meet with their spy.

"Why couldn't they just call?" Butch asked.

"Because with most of the place being a warper hotspot, we couldn't risk it. Plus, with this place in the running for Protected Universe status, if our spy is discovered, we'll be in deep shit. Especially with our little spy in the ANBU corps. I never get why she chose the rat mask." Shinobu said before pausing. "Do you sense anything?"

Naruto was tempted to jump down to tear Shinobu's throat out but restrained himself. He had to ran back to the village and help Yugao tear a traitor a new eye socket. Karin and Mai turned to Naruto and gave him the nod to go. Naruto whipped his Hirashin vanishing with Yugao.

"I think it's time I gave my mutation a try." Karin said with a grin before jumping down with Mai.

They both landed in both of the group of four.

"Halt." Mai said firmly.

[Music Ends]

Shinobou immediately put on her cute, canon, and innocent persona before politely greeting them.

"I'm sorry, but we're rather lost. We're looking for the Hidden Leaf Village, I am Shinobu and those threes are my escorts. I am a merchant working independently." Shinobu said with a bow.

Karin and Mai looked at each other and back to her. Karin had an idea. She was going to take advantage of the fact Shinobu wanted to play dumb.

"I see." Karin said producing several clones. "But we'll have to search you. We've having an issue with women struggling illegal goods in their asses. We'll have to run a cavity search."

"I…what? Are you serious?" Shinobu said concerned.

"We have a real drug problem, and merchants use their women to smuggle it. We'll doing this as a precaution." Karin said turning to Mai. "Right?"

"Whatever." Mai said apathetically. "We can do the inspection here."

"In the open!" Shinobu said mortified.

"Yes, though we request your male consorts be inspected just in case. Separately, of course." Karin said as Butch wanted to protest.

"But of course, I'd be happy to comply." Stinkmeaner said with a twisted grin. "You ladies have to do your jobs."

"Mai, deal with the men." Karin said as Karin groaned walking away with them. "Now, you two, I'll need you to disrobe."

Shinobu was getting flustered being tempted to just break character and kill the redhead who was clearly enjoying her job a bit much. However, she did not want to risk a fallout and began to disrobe.

-o-

Naruto and Yugao came to the Hokage only to see Rat in there discussing something. Naruto eyed the paper in her hand with UzuCorp's logo on it.

"Care to explain why an ANBU has a document that clearly looks like it belongs to my secretary?" Naruto said snarling.

"Oh, Naruto? Rat was discussing something over concerning your taxes…strangely enough." Hiruzen said as Naruto glared at Rat.

"Jiji, I've already paid them. I even went out of my way to set my bank to automatically deduct the taxes. I had Hin…" Naruto said before smelling blood.

Naruto silently walked up and snatched the paper breaking the cheap jutsu cover revealing blood. Hinoto's blood. Before anyone could say anything, Hiro kicked open the door throwing shuriken at Rat who dodged several.

"Hokage-sama, we have a traitor in our midst." Hiro said gesturing to Rat. "A spy for a rival village."

All hell broke loose as Rat bore claws having the Hokage by the throat who looked rather annoyed.

"Well, I probably should have seen this coming. You willingly choose to be called Rat!" Hiruzen said dryly. "Really wish I hadn't seen out the guards."

"Just shut up!" Rat said. "No one moves or he dies!"

Hiruzen looked to Naruto and he looked back. Hiruzen simply used Kaiwarmi to exchange places with Naruto to which the Uzumaki smashed his fist into her gut. Rat stumbled but swiftly proved scurried out of the room shoving Hiro.

"I'll call the alert for Rat, GO!" Hiruzen said as everyone scrambled out.

-o-

"You've fingered and licked me for a half an hour!" Shinobu squealed out in embarrassment. "Aren't you done with this inspection?"

"I'm through." Karin said with a smirk.

"You're abusing your power." She said before squeaking that two fingers were shoved back into her cavity.

"And you're a liar, Shy Snake." Karin said as Shinobu's eyes went wide.

Before she could turn to attack, her body felt woozy. Karin pushed Shinobu into the ground as Shinobu looked up at her trying to sputter words.

"Don't, sweetheart. While I was working your butt, I was pumping you with the means to put you to sleep. The saliva and the last prod were just the trigger." Karin said as Shinobu passed out.

Two clones dispelled revealing to Karin that Toga had gotten away much to her disappointment. Mai had caught both men, and Karin had teleported the group away leaving Toga all alone. Arriving back at the village, they saw Rat making a run for the gate having suffering a few injuries. Karin simply smacked her with Shinobu's limp body causing her to hit the back of her head on the ground.

"Seriously?" Naruto said coming up. "Oh well, it's anti-climatic, but…"

The other ANBU rushed in to restrain Rat vanishing with her. As for the Ghetto Ninja and Shinobu, they were hauled off to a special prison.

"You could ransom her to Joshinari." Karin suggested as Naruto got his phone out. "Calling him now?"

"No, I'm calling the Order to make an arrest." Naruto said as Karin froze.

"Are you insane?!" Karin asked.

"No, because if I ransom her, Joshinari would easily justify a war. But if I hand her over to the Order, not only will Joshinari be in no position to do so considering the evidence I have on him, but if he tries to retaliate….the Order will focus on him. And at the end of the day, he doesn't want that. He'll try to bust Shinobu out of prison but dare not act on me." Naruto said boldly. "He's a 10th rank bastard, but even he plays by the rules…even if he won't admit it."

(A/N: 'Naruto' may not be Naruto, but he's got the slyness to match him. This chapter was strange to do as I don't usually mix things so directly. Don't expect this to happen again, next chapter, we go straight to the Sound Five and reveal why Oorchimaru ran away instead of killing Hiruzen.)

Edit: 6/8/2020 – Yes, I do have to apologize for the delays on things. Such is life, this chapter along with Chapter 22, 23, and 24 of FFI had to be edited for a few error mistakes. Can't believe I forgot about Nora and the Red Decks.