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"YOSH! Who's ready to kick some zombie ass, dattebayo!"
Ino shrieks. "It's Neji! Naruto-kun! Neji's a zombie!"
Minato pushes Kushina back, his hand flat against her forehead. "This is bad," Minato says. Kushina flails, then bares her teeth at him. "This is really bad."
In the middle of it all, Uchiha Itachi stands in the civilian quarter, cracks in his skin and his sclera blackened, looking thoroughly confused.
Sasuke gasps, "Nii-san! You're not a zombie?!"
"No, I am merely undead." Itachi frowns, looking at the chaos around him. "Is the war still ongoing? Are they attacking the village?"
"RAWR!" a zombie smashes through the glass window of a cake shop, then begins stuffing its face with pastry.
"Nevermind, Little Brother, I think I know the answer."