My Sassy Girl
Chapter 23
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did NaruSaku would have been the endgame, And then we wouldn't be dealing with Boruto.
I, of course, do not have a driver's license..
Sigh.. You're laughing that I don't have a driver's license at this age, right?
I passed the written test...With an awesome score of 92…
But I could never pass the road test.. But I have a lot of things instead of a driver's license.
My Japan residence ID, student ID, debit card, KFC family card, Sim card ^_^ etc... etc…
Oh! Also Ino doesn't have a driver's license either. But these days she has betrayed me and enrolled in a driver's Ed class, and she is enthusiastically learning how to drive.
And that's where we are…
"You know if you don't have a driver's license these days you're not even considered a human being right?" She says.
"I'm not actually a human being...I'm closer to the Gods, shall we say?..." Hehe..
"Shut up!" Sigh..
She has just gotten into the driver's ed student car… But I'm the one really nervous… I'm seeing the car go this way and that and I'm already imagining this scene happening inside the car… with the instructor...
"Grab the handles so that your arms are parallel...The angles of your elbows should be blah blah..."
… and her.
"Be quiet! What's the fastest this dump can go? Should we go for a ride..." Steps on gas...
"What...Stop the car!"
"Ah! Okay.. Was the brake the left or the right..."
"Eh! Ehhhh….-"
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She has finally finished her practice and is energetically getting out of the car and towards me...
"Ano Saa! Why don't you do it a little softer?"
"-_- Do what softer?"
I pointed towards the man whose now half of a man from before entering the car.. "The teacher guy is a precious part of some family too you know!"
"…." (-_-*)
I occasionally, really occasionally, am dragged along to her driver's ed classes. Not everyday! I swear.. Why are you looking at me like that?
Anyway, every time she gets in the car, I feel that feeling you sometimes get watching movies, an adventure fantasy spectacle feeling but … free of charge. It's just that for the sake of all the drivers of the Japan, I hope she never gets her driver's license...
You know what… 'Let's all pray together.!
Our father in heaven, for the people and the safety of all the drivers in Japan, please Do Not let this Girl obtain a driver's license...Amen.
Hmm… I express my sincere condolences to the teacher who risked his own life to teach Ino despite how little he must be paid… Also, I take this opportunity to also apologize to his family...'
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I'm not kidding… Whenever Ino shows up at the driver's ed school, the teacher's face turns blue. And he makes this excuse and that excuse to get another teacher for her but he always ends up getting in the car where she is already sitting in the driver's seat with a sweet smile on her face… ['shudders']
The look in the eyes of the teacher opening the door of the car she is driving, seems like the look in Bruce Willis's eyes in Armageddon when he gets on the spaceship, about to risk his life to drill a hole in the asteroid in order to save the world.… or, or when in Die Hard he… gahh! getting off topic.
So yeah! And when he gets out of the car, having finished the class, the look in his eyes is like that of the Nobita in Doraemon when he gets out of the mess which he created in the first place and sometimes like Mazinger when he returns to the base after defeating the villains threatening the earth. [1]
Ahem… To illustrate -_-;
Me: "Hello" (-,.-) Nose picking..
Ino: "Hi!" (^_^)
Teacher: "He.. Hello".Oh no.. It's happening…
Me: (-,.-) Nose picking…
Ino: ( ^_^) "Which car should I get in ?"
Teacher: ('-_-) Ignore…
It's like that...
The teacher looked like he wanted her to stop coming to class, but she never misses a day.
This one day.… That day I was also dragged along to her class!
This all feels like a show to me… with a horrible ending…
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To be continued...
Will she be able to get her driver's license?
The Girl and Naruto's life-or-death struggle ensues...-_-;
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So yeah! That day I was again chilling in my room when Ino called…
['Bbrrrrrrr..']
"Hellooo?"
"Where are you?"
"Home."
"I am going to go to drivers' lesson, go with me."
"I don't want to." -_-
"You wanna die?"
"Don't wanna… and Why do you always threaten to kill me? I can say a word too then!.. "
"Haa! What? What do you wanna say?"
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"Umm.. Where and when should I go? -_-"
So I went to drivers' lesson with her as usual. And there was the teacher turning his face away from Us. But then he asked me something,
"Hey! Do you have a driver's license?"
"Me? Nope."
"Reeeeally?" ya'know this doesn't feel right… (-.-)
And then he whispered Ino something after confirming that I didn't have a driver's license. And she came to me and said, "Hey, Naruto. He said he can teach you how to drive too."
"Huh.." OH YESS ! It must be true that he's teaching me how to drive because of my charms, Right!
Anyway It was so great offer to learn driving, in free of charge because it costs too much to learn driving these days !
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Finally it was time for her to get into the car. I was just standing alone at the sideline as always. But.. she called me while fastening her seat belt.
"Naruto, come quickly!" and that's when…
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I became uneasy...
"What are you doing? Get into the car right now !"
Urrrrrgh.. It wasn't that he was teaching me how to drive, but meant that just to pick up learning in the back seat of the car. What the hell...
Isn't this illegal? It could not be possible for 'civilian' who is not a teacher to be in the car while unlicensed person was driving.
Just watching her driving from outside seemed so risky but… you mean I get in to that car?!
I am not crazy!
I didn't wanna live that long like 100 years or something but this… this would send me to an early grave.
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I asked for help while eye-contacting with the teacher.
Me: "('^^)" You're kidding, right?
And him: … "(-_-*;)" Get into the car right now!
Then I turned towards my girlfriend… she.. "(-_-*;)" Get into the car right now!
Gulp! He was in the same side of her… Now I'm pretty sure he didn't wanted to teach me in the first place.
I took a step back from the car… "I don't wanna learn how to drive…."
But the teacher had a evil glint in his eyes "Don't hesitate, just come in. (^.^) That car in the back is waiting for us."
"Naruto! Hurry!"
"T_T…. "
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I sat on the back seat. There were no seat belts.. OMG...
Why the hell there are no seat belts in the back seat!… I grabbed the handle on the window with my two hands. Very very strongly.
I straitened my legs and fixed them on the front seat.
The teacher told Ino to start the engine and she did. And then he explained her something.. like how to use gear but I couldn't hear them, because I was thinking… 'I could die today.'
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The car started to move slowly and my face took on a set expression. (o_o;)
I prayed to God.
' I'm sorry, I am so sorry ! Send help please'
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Screeching sound: ['Kkeeeeeeeeek']
First one to scream was the instructor "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhk !"
… and then me.. "Aaahhhhhhhhkkkk ! Ahhhhhk !"
"Oh my god!…. I'm sooo sorry"
What happened was that… Ino raised the speed and then stopped suddenly.
"Oh, I'm really sorry… teehee!"
"What the hell are you doing?!"
I too decided to scold her.. "Hey, Ino!... are you crazy!?"
She turned back rapidly and glared at me… "You be quiet."
"Okay…" (^_^;)
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But I was alive because I was holding the handle very very strongly. But I feel stiff in the backside of the neck.
Anyway the game of the death was finally over.
We all got out of the car… Then the instructor started chiding her.. "Hey, don't come to the lesson anymore if you are gonna do like this next time too. I'll even give you a refund."
Ino started apologizing… "Sorry, sir."
And I was contemplating, if I should do a Dogeza or not..."Please give us a refund, please !"
I was so tired that I just fell asleep when I got back home.
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And then, next morning I woke up and noticed that my neck didn't move.
What the heck!... I called her.
"Hey you ! My neck is not moving because-"
"You're going to the lesson with me today, right?"
"... (-_-) " I should've not call her.
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On the way of meeting her, I dropped by the pharmacy and put a medicated patch on my neck. When we met, She came near noticing me and… she had something white on her neck too.
Oh, yes. There was also a patch on her neck ! Oh yeah. HAHA...
"Sooo… What's that on your neck?"
"What about yours?"
"Grrr… Are you really asking me?"
"Hahaha…. " It's good that she has a beautiful laughter and she is cute, have nice legs and those lips… and is sometimes very nice to me, otherwise… Humph!
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And then we went to the drivers' lesson together. The teacher was there as usual.
We both greeted him in unison "Hi !"
~Silence~
"..."
Ino pouted at him ^_^; Cute..
I noticed something on his back when he tried to ignore us even more "Whats that on your neck ?… No way!"
Yes it was. He had a patch on this neck too.
"Hahahahahah…. "
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After that day, we became a 'patch trio'...
The Patch Trio.
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[1] Doraemon and Mazinger is a famous manga/Anime series, quite old too.