Hi! I'm back with the next chapter! :D
Alright so...I created this short script thing. I honestly don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore. That is..if i have one XD. Anyways, thought you guys could use a bit of a laugh. This isn't supposed to make sense at all. And beware, the rating of T FULLY applies, NOT for eyes under at least 10 years old. ;)
Tell me what you think!
Marinette: Hi Adrien!
Adrien: Bye Marinette
Marinette: Would you like some ice cream? *blurts out*
Adrien: Sure!
Adrien: With kagami
Adrien: see ya later
Marinette: *SCREAM*
Roger: Shoo, pigeons
Mr Ramier: waaaaah!
Hawkmoth: Ah yes *cackle*
Mr Pigeon: yes hawkmoth I will get you the miraculous of Ladybird and Flap Flap Noir! ROO ROO!
Alya: Time to make Adrienette sail!
Nino: *gulp* oh no...*tries to run away*
Alya: COME HERE DJ BOY
Nino: noooo
Alya: Nino? *deadly*
Nino: Y-yes?
Alya: I WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU IF YOU DONT HELP ME MAKE ADRIENETTE SAIL
Nino: A-Alright then
Alya: Yes, we must poison kagami
Nino: What?!
Nino: isnt this going too far?
Alya: Hmm, maybe youre right
Alya: We should probably try to get her away from adrien instead
Nino: how?
Alya: Okay, Adrien and kagami are at Andre's right now according to marinette
Nino: ...where is this going?
Alya: Marinette told me Kagami likes organge juice
Nino: ..so?
Alya: Go find Luka
Nino: But-
Alya: NIno!
Nino: Okay..
Marinette: *crying because of the Adrigami sailing*
Alya: Hey marinette! adrien just texted
Marinette: ..huh?
Alya: He wants to have ice cream with you
Marinette: How about kagami?
Alya: You want to keep asking questions or do you want to eat ice cream with adrien?
Mari: ...ice cream with adrien LETS GO!
*cue Nino and Luka*
Nino: Hey Luka!
Luka: *flexes on his guitar*
Nino: Save those moves, you'll need them for your date
Luka: *spits out diet coke* Say what now-
Nino: Kagami would like to talk to you
Luka: But-
Nino: It's not a date she just wants to!
Luka: Alright, where is she?
Nino: Meet her at the Champs-Aleezai ( I dont even know if i spelled that right lol)
Luka: ..okay?
*cue Alya and kagami*
Alya: Sorry to interrupt your date
*Kagami and adrien look up*
Kagami: Who might you be?
Alya: Luka wants to meet you..at the Champs-Aleezai
Kagami: Why?
Alya: SHUT UP AND LEAVE I HAVE TO MAKE MY SHIP SAIL-I mean, because he wants to talk to you
Adrien: Please dont have any fun without me
Kagami: Fun meaning...?
Adrien: you know, video games and stuff
Kagami: Alright
Kagami: *gets up and leaves*
Alya: Hey Adrien I have someone to keep you company
Alya: *mutters into earpice* "Nino, get a good shot of luka and kagami hanging out at that place"
Adrien: What?
Alya: nothing!
Alya: anyhoo, Marinette wants to keep you company
Adrien: that's so nice of her! She is such a great fRiEnD
Alya: *internally screaming*
Alya: ANYWAYS, goodbye you two have some fun! *wink*
Marinette: H-hi
Adrien: Do you want to play some video games?
Marinette: why?
Adrien: Alya told me to have fun with you!
Marinette: You mean-you want to..go to your..HOUSE?
Adrien: My room to be be specific
Marinette: and have FUN?
Adrien: Yes! It will be just you and me, hanging out as GREAT FRIENDS and having some FUN!
Marinette: *splutters*
Adrien: LOTS OF FUN!
Marinette: You mean VIDEO GAMES RIGHT?
Adrien: What else could two GREAT FRIENDS possibly do?
Marinette: Video games it is
*cue Nino and Alya spying on Luka and Kagami*
Nino: *takes a picture* LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ENJOYING THEIR DATE
Alya: *cackles*
Alya: Send it to everyone in your contacts!
Nino: Ok then!
Alya: except for Luka and kagami
Nino: oops i already sent it
Alya: *Gets knives ready*
Nino: *naruto run*
*Marinette and adrien having fUn*
Adrien: Wow your good at video games!
Marinette: See we have SO much in common
Adrien: *confused* of COURSE we do we are GREAT FRIENDS right?
Marinette: I was..I was hoping we could be more than that
Adrien: You mean best friends?
Marinette: No..more...
Adrien: Mega manga best friends?
Marinette: NO
Adrien: Ultra super dupper mega mando best-
Marinette: ADRIEN AGRESTE I LOVE YOU
Adrien: Me too!
Adrien: As a great friend!
Marinette: NO ADRIEN. NOT AS FRIENDS. AS A COUPLE.
Adrien: A couple...
Adrien: A couple of best friends?
Marinette: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Adrien: I am extremely confused
Marinette: NO STUPID! A COUPLE AS IN A COUPLE THAT IS DATING. A COUPLE THAT KISSES.
Adrien: as-
Marinette: NO NOT AS FREIDNS
Adrien: Oh wait! I think I get it
Marinette: ...you do?
Adrien: You have a crush on me
Marinette: YES ADRIEN *cries tears of joy*
Adrien: As friends, right?
Marinette: KILL ME
Marinette: Adrien...
Adrien: yeah?
Marinette: I like you in the way Chat Noir likes Ladybug.
Adrien: WHAT?! OHMYGOSH WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY SO
Marinette: I DID IDIOT
Adrien: I'm really sorry marinette
Marinette: why?
Adrien: You're just a-
Alya: *bursts in* FRIEND? I DONT THINK SO!
Marinette: Alya?!
Adrien: What do you mean?
Alya: Check your phones!
Adrien/Mari: *gets their phones out*
*GASP*
Alya: See? Lukagami sailed
Adrien: In that case...
Marinette: ...
Adrien: You know marinette...I'm starting to realize how pretty you are
Marinette: you look even hotter now that i dont love luka anymore...
Adrien: Would you like to have some fun with me?
Marinette: of course. Alya, will you kindly leave?
Adrien: *confused* why?
Marinette: Um, because...
Alya: Yeah..I'm going to just go now...
Adrien: Why?
Adrien: Wait but why cant alya play video games with us?
Fandom: *dead*
THE END
I know that ya'll want to kill me because I made Adrien's oblivious level x1000000 LOL. Anyways, hope you liked that...I might make a part 2...
Anyways, now lets go on to the ACTUAl stuff- (lol)
Many of you guessed chat blanc as my fav episode. Honestly, that was a good guess, and so were the others...but the correct answer is...
*drumroll please*
MR PIGEON! Yes yes i am CRAZY. But I WHEEZED like hell after watching Mr Pigeon because it was hIlArIous. UTTERLY HILARIOUS!
People who guessed correctly: MiraculousLover2, FellowFanfict, Masterfuisyoda
By the way, I won't be responding to the reviews that just guess the episode because i already said the answer and well...it's kind of a waste of them. But I still genuinely appreciate the time you take to review! I will only be responding to things about that chapter. :)
RoseFromDust234: Please stop...I'm very scared..this is getting creepy. You've stalked me all over social media. I don't know what you want from me, but it's really creeping me out. And no, I will not tell you personal info! PLEASE stop pestering me. :(
D33P345: Thank you so much, I'm glad you like it! :)
KatoGS123: LOL I haven't seen Naruto but I have seen clips and references of that because I am an anime-freak.
beardancing4: don't worry...I'll get you your cookies XD. Would you prefer chocolate chip or M&M? ;)
MiraculousLover2: Thanks! Yup haha!
XxBugaCatxX: OMG yeah idk how we'll play out the Lukanette. Adrien isn't the jealous type, but at the same time it might be too much for him. 200 is an understandment XD. Oh yeah...oops! Thanks for pointing out that mistake. He really does, he even used his own son. :( Haha glad you liked that part. No prob. ;)
Rosie: Thank you so much! Of course, after we get to season 3 then you'll definetely see timetagger.
JanaFantasy333: Haha don't remind me..that will be a nightmare lol! :)
SamieTheWonderFox: Glad you liked it haha! ;) Yesss Fang lol. I partially agree with you. I like the way chat blanc played out, but I don't think any fanfiction could beat Chat Blanc.
The Nexus Warrior: Yup, definetely. That battle was amazing. We will not be taking OC requests for now...mainly because we don't want it to get crowded. but at the end of the little game I did at the end of last chapter, you might get your OC into Collector. We'll see.
Justin: That's awesome! Thanks for telling me. :) Glad you liked it. That's good to hear.
thanmayi. kandi:We're aiming for the whole show for now.
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Musical Ninja: That's good to hear, thank you! Mm yeah those were really good lol.
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Eli: Oh! Well you're not missing out on much lol. I don't even like apples that much, they're not that good haha
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Yikes! That was one loooooong note. Anyhoo, enjoy the chapter!
Chapter 46: Guitar Villain
Scene: Le Grand Paris. Jagged Stone is performing a song on his guitar for Bob Roth and Penny Rolling.
Jagged Stone: (singing) Mah Miraculous!
"Woohooo!"
(Penny applauds while Bob watches with crossed arms)
Jagged: (to Bob) So, what do you think of the first single off my next album? Can you feel it, Bob? Isn't it killer?
"Well yeah, duh it is! All of his albums are killer!" Alya exclaimed.
"Bob Roth doesn't seem to think so," said Marinette, pointing at the screen.
Bob: Not bad, Jagged, not bad. But if you really want to be making something killer, let's talk about this duet with Mr. XY.
Marinette groaned. "Always on about his son.."
Jagged: No way. He's not a rocker, he's a baby! I bet he doesn't even shave yet.
"You go, Jagged!" Nino whooped.
Bob: Well, this "baby" just pushed you out of the number one sales spot.
Jagged: And? Doesn't make him a true musician like me. Penny thinks everything I'm doing's rock star material. She thinks I'm killer.
"That's right, tell him who's the real killer musician," Adrien said. "XY's music is honestly so old school."
Bob: Penny might be your agent, but I'm your real boss. Listen. Bottom line is that Bob Roth Records cannot afford to be number two in sales! Or rep a number two rock star! Get real, Jagged! You're going to have to modernize your music. Change the way you look. Get a whole new style!
Marinette grumbled. "That's what makes Jagged Stone..well, Jagged Stone! Even his boss can't change that. Plus, his style is like, WAY better than anything Bob Roth has to offer anyways."
"What's it with you and him?" asked Kim, confused.
Marinette sighed. "He and his son completely stole Kitty Section's ideas once."
Juleka nodded and said quietly, "He would do anything to get the music he needs, and they steal other ideas."
"That doesn't make XY a good musician," Rose agreed.
"And here he is, telling Jagged to become like XY...pfft, at least Jagged Stone is a genuine musician," Alix snorted.
"Agreed!" Nino exclaimed.
Jagged: You want to talk about real? I'm a genuine rock 'n' roller, Bob, not some pop star in diapers. I'm a real artist. Real talent! Even my hair is real.
Everyone laughed. Jagged Stone had such a funny sense of humor.
"Even his name is real," Adrien pointed out. "I mean, who wouldn't want to have a rockstar name like that?"
"He was probably born to be a musician!" Rose exclaimed.
And that's what people love about me. (to Fang) Isn't that right, Fang?
Marinette laughed. "I can't get enough of Fang! You know, he's cuter than most crocodiles."
"She's taken!" Adrien warned the crocodile on the screen.
"Seriously?"
Jagged: Yeah. (turning back to Bob) And the artwork you came up with for my album is a waste of my time! Seriously, Bob, what is this trash? It looks like a perfume ad!
"It really does," said Mylene in disgust. "Seriously, that looks nothing like Jagged Stone's usual style."
Bob: (pointing a finger at Jagged's chest) And that's what people want these days!
Marinette smirked. "This reminds me of something."
Adrien felt his face heat up. "PLEASE do not remind me of that stupid ad."
"Radiant! Dreamy! Care-"
"Marinette?"
"Yes?"
"Shut up."
"HEY! YOU STOLE MY LINE!"
Jagged: Well, I don't. My album covers are raw to the bone, exuding the smell of sweat and leather!
"Totally!" Alya agreed. "His covers are the real deal, not some dumb perfume ad."
Bob: You do know, don't you, that if your next album doesn't rate #1 on the charts, it'll be the last one you ever do with Bob Roth records.
"Who wants to be with Bob Roth records anyways?" Chloe scoffed.
"I thought you liked XY," said Adrien, confused.
"I used to," Chloe huffed. "But now he's more of a joke!"
Jagged: I'd rather put out nothing at all than sing some pathetic duet with a baby-faced nobody.
"YOU GO, JAGGED STONE!"
"Ohhh, that was SO smooth."
Penny: Bob, Jagged and I had an idea. Its concept is modern, but it also respects Jagged's own...rugged style.
Jagged: (takes off glasses and shows them to Bob) The schoolgirl who made these glasses has some real talent. She totally gets my style. She's going to design the cover of my new album.
Marinette smiled. "I guess he really did like them!"
"Of course he said," said Adrien, as though it was obvious. "You made it."
Marinette blushed.
Bob: A schoolgirl?
"A schoolgirl can do more than you think, Bob Roth," Alya rolled her eyes.
Penny: See? That's just it. She's the same age as the target audience. (holds out a piece of paper) Here's her address.
"How do they have my address?" Marinette's eyes went wide.
Adrien laughed. "You thought I was the only one?"
Marinette's mouth flew open.
"I mean!" Adrien panicked. "Not because I stalk you or anything!"
Bob: (folds arms and growls)
(Fang growls in return)
"Go Fang, go!" Everyone cheered, laughing.
"You know, whenever Jagged gets mad, he has his crocodile to chew the other person out," Adrien laughed. "We all need someone like that."
Marinette raised. "I already have someone who will protect me."
"And who might that be, princess?"
"You, stupid cat. That is, unless you aren't."
Adrien turned red but smiled.
Bob: (jumps away from Fang in alarm, takes the piece of paper, and begins to leave the room) Okay! But just think about that duet with Mr. XY.
Jagged: Find that girl, Bob!
Scene: Tom & Sabine Boulangerie Patisserie. Bob is speaking with Marinette in front of her parents.
Bob: So, are you interested?
Marinette: Uh...wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You want...me to design the album cover for Jagged Stone?! My...all-time favorite singer?!
"And you say that you have a normal life," Alya laughed.
Bob: That's right! Requested by Jagged Stone himself. (pulls out an XY album) I brought a few visuals so you can get a sense of what we're going for.
Everyone gasped.
"Seriously?" Chloe facepalmed. "This is ridiculous! I wish that stupid crocodile could have been there when this happened."
Marinette: (looks at album design) This doesn't seem like Jagged Stone material. More like...a perfume ad!
"Great minds think alike," Adrien laughed.
"No, minds with common sense and lack of stupidity think alike," she said.
"Ooo, you got Marinette roasted, Bob Roth!" Alya snorted.
Bob: This is the direction of his new image. More modern, current!
Marinette: ...really? Wow. I was thinking more along the lines of–
Bob: (interrupts Marinette) Don't think! This is what is selling these days.
Marinette: Uh...sure.
Bob: And one last thing, Marinette. We're in a hurry! We need your proposal by the end of the day. You up to it?
Marinette: (looks at her parents, who nod reassuringly) Uh, yeah! Okay.
Bob: (leaves the bakery) See you later, then!
"Is it wrong," said Marinette. "To completely hate a guy?"
Adrien shook his head. "If hating that guy is wrong, then I don't want to be right."
Tom: (to Marinette) My daughter, famous album cover designer. You're going to kill it! Marinette style. Boo-yah! (he and Marinette high five, and the two of them and Sabine share a hug)
Rose laughed. "Your family is so sweet!"
Scene: Marinette's room. Marinette is drawing an album cover on her tablet while listening to XY's music, as Tikki watches.
Marinette: (covers her ears and stops the music) Oh, why does Jagged Stone want to change his style? XY's music is so cold and lifeless, repetitive, mundane, the total opposite of Jagged. And what I've just done here is...ugh...is so not my style either.
Tikki: So why are you doing it, then?
Marinette: Because that's what I was asked to do.
Tikki: Maybe you should follow your gut feeling. Do something that's really you!
"Tikki, you're a lifesaver," Alix admitted.
Tikki smiled. "Thank you!"
Marinette: But you heard what Mr. Roth said! (imitates Bob) This is what's selling these days.
Adrien laughed. "That is not a bad imitation."
Tikki: Yeah, but...Jagged Stone wanted you because of your style!
"She's right, don't listen to Bob Roth," Chloe scowled.
Marinette: Augh, the pressure! I can't deal!
Tikki: Marinette, superhero of France, defender of the innocent, fighter of all the rights, can't deal with the pressure?
"Good point," Nino laughed.
Marinette: (chuckles, taps her pen while thinking) Augh. (turns XY's music back on and resumes drawing)
Scene: Le Grand Paris. Marinette presents her design to Jagged Stone in front of Bob and Penny.
Jagged: (looking at design) What happened to the raw, impulsive artistry that made this? (gestures to sunglasses)
Marinette: Yeah, about that, Mr. Roth told me–
Bob: (interrupting Marinette) Marinette's young, Jag! She represents our target audience. She's come up with a modern concept that's exactly what you need.
"Oh. that. Is. Low! He stole Jagged's line and used it against him?" said Alya, sounding mad.
"And he dragged me into it too!" Marinette sighed, shaking her head.
Jagged: Doesn't it look a lot like the cover of that YZ guy? Marinette, don't listen to Bob. Could you do another one? You know, Jagged style?
Marinette: (hesitantly) Yeah, sure! (Bob puts a hand on her shoulder) But I don't know if–
Adrien sighed. "When you get caught between an argument between a boss and a hot tempered rockstar.."
"Talk about bad luck," Marinette agreed.
Jagged: (holds Marinette's hands) You're my girl, Marinette. Remember: raw, impulsive artistry. I think we're all done here, Bob.
Bob: No! We are not! (Fang growls, and Bob draws back)
"FANG STRIKES AGAIN!"
"We should all buy a bet crocodile, honestly," Alya snickered.
"Why do I need a crocodile when I have a pet cat?" Marinette teased, smirking.
"Are you actually comparing me to a crocodile right now?" Adrien scoffed.
"You're way better than a crocodile, kitty. But Fang might be an exception," she joked, causing Adrien to roll his eyes.
Penny: (leading Marinette away) Come with me, Marinette. Don't worry! Just do your best, okay?
Bob: We aren't– (Fang growls again) Aah!
"Okay, that crocodile legit deserves a medal," Alix laughed, causing everyone around her to do the same.
Scene: Le Grand Paris. On his tablet, Jagged is watching Nadja Chamack interviews XY.
XY: (in interview) Why am I number one? Simple. It's not about music, it's about technology. This computer is programmed to produce music and lyrics people will like. It's guaranteed success. (takes a sip from his drink)
"Um, WHAT?" A bunch of people scoffed at the same time.
"So he's not even making REAL music!" Alya rolled her eyes.
"And people still consider him TALENTED?" Alix scoffed. "Yeah, having a computer do the work for you shows REAL talent, doesn't it?"
Max shook his head in disgust. "Completely irresponsible of a singer!"
Jagged: (growls and glares at tablet)
"He's right to be mad," said Marinette. "I would be mad too if some..some perfume ad phony thought his music was good."
Nadja: (in interview) You knocked Jagged Stone off the #1 spot. What do you think of him?
XY: (throws drink aside) Bleah! Jagged Stone, the hero of rock 'n' roll? Try "Ragged Stone." That guy's old school, a has-been. His guitar solo is so ten minutes ago.
Max scowled. "Ragged Stone? XY isn't even a proper name, mind you.."
Jagged: Me? Old-school? A has-been?!
XY: He's had his career, but it's over now. He'll never be number one, not while XY is here.
Jagged: Why, you little perfume ad!
The class was almost as mad as Jagged at this point.
XY: My music is killer.
Jagged: He's stealing my catchphrases!
Nadja: Tonight, Mr. XY will be giving a very special one-time concert from the top of the Eiffel Tower, to celebrate his album's success, and thank his awesome fans.
"None of us here are XY fans, are we?"
"Not after this episode."
"Nope."
"Definetely not."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
(The screen shows a crowd of XY's fans cheering for him. XY stood in front of his bodyguards)
XY: Hey Ragged, if you wanna know what today's music sounds like, come to my concert. I'll reserve you a front-row seat, old man, you know—in case your hearing's going.
"That is SO mean!" Rose said, furious.
Jagged: He can't talk about me like that! This guy's an insult to rock...and me!
(Jagged breaks the glass on the tablet, destroying it. He tosses it to Fang who eats it whole before going to sleep. Jagged begins to angrily play his guitar.)
"Did I miss something or did that crocodile just eat his tablet whole?" Marinette stifled a laugh.
Adrien snorted. "No, it's not just you."
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair.
Hawk Moth: (His window opens) I feel a disharmonious soul, an angry discord. Ideal prey for my evil akumas. (turns a butterfly into an akuma, and sends it out) Go find that Jagged Stone, and rock his world!
Scene: Le Grand Paris. Jagged is still angrily playing his guitar.
(The akuma flies into the hotel. Fang tries to bite it, but it passes by and enters Jagged's guitar.)
Hawk Moth: Guitar Villain, I am Hawk Moth. I'm giving you and your vicious crocodile the power to show the whole world that you are the number one rocker! Just make sure you get me Ladybug and Cat Noir's Miraculous in return.
Jagged: Yeah! Let's rock! (begins to transform)
Scene: Outside Le Grand Paris. Marinette is walking while looking at the cover of XY's album.
Adrien: Hey. Marinette! Hey, hi!
Marinette: Hey! Oh, uh… what's going on? I mean, how's up? I mean, oh, uh…(slaps herself in the face)
Adrien laughed. "I didn't notice that."
"You didn't notice any of the signs," Alya said.
Adrien: Well, uh…
Chloé: (runs out hotel doors, pushes Marinette aside, and hugs Adrien) Hi, Adrikins! There you are. Amazing Chloé has got a surprise for you! She knows you're a fan of Jagged Stone's.
Adrien: Uh, I am!
Chloé: Sooo, you get a private meeting with your favorite star. He's staying right here in Daddy's hotel! Is Chloé the best, or is Chloé the best?
Chloe's face burned red.
"Why are you talking in third person?" said Alya, shaking her head.
"That was funny," Nino said, amused.
Marinette: (to Tikki) Did you hear that?
Tikki: Chloé speaking in the third person? Totally annoying!
Alix laughed. "Yeah, definitely."
Marinette: No! The part where Adrien likes Jagged just like me! Now I definitely can't mess up the artwork.
"Oh wow, and that's the part you focus on," Adrien smirked.
Tikki: So, now what?
Marinette: I'm going to design Jagged Stone's next album my way, and no one else's.
"You go, girl," Alya raised her hand for a high-five. Marinette laughed and obliged.
Tikki: Way to go, Marinette! Follow your instincts!
Adrien's bodyguard: Hmm?
Marinette: (closes purse) Uh, talking bag! New technology! Imported from Japan! (walks away to the direction of the Bakery)
That wasn't exactly your best excuse yet Marinette XD
I personally hate XY and Bob Roth, especially after Silencer. They're such fakes. But Jagged Stone is amazing lol.
Anyways, question of the chapter:
1) What is my favorite scene from miraculous?
Good luck,
Bug out! :D