Thanks to Alinya Aalethia for a fun afternoon brainstorming Twitter - most of these, in fact nearly all, come from her brillance!

Instagram Posts from Sujata, Lindsey, Jasmine and Kelly

Xxx April 2015

INSTAGRAM FEED

Insta Account: Suj123

Photo: Sujata having her eyeliner updated. We can see Rilla's hand and the corner of her face as she touches up the girl's make up

Comment: You'll never guess who gave me make up tips at #YouthCentre!

Insta Account: TheLinds

Photo: Sujata, Lindsey, Jasmine and Kelly posing with newly updated eyeliner

Comment: Looking good chicks!

Insta Account: Jassie

Photo: Rilla from the back, talking to Sujata, Lindsey and Kelly

Comment: OMG!

Andrew Rosemont, Royal Correspondent, Twitter: Rosemont_Sun
The Sun
XX May 2015

Rilla Blythe's Pay Out

Rilla Blythe was today awarded £400,000 against the Daily Mail for publication of photographs of her and The Duke of Kendel on a private Isle of White beach last summer.

Lawyers successfully argued that the photos, taken with a long-range lens, were an invasion of her and The Royal Family's privacy. The amount awarded was higher than is normally expected in these cases, due to the slanderous implication that she was involved in nefarious behaviour with the Duke of Kendal.

Judge Ross' final summation also singled out the journalist, Jordan Montgomery who currently writes for another publication "These photos, and the accompanying article, are part of an increasingly concerning pattern of articles on The Royal Family in general, and Ms Blythe in particular, speculating on behaviour as if it was fact. In reviewing the facts of this case, I note that Mr Montgomery was warned over such articles when he worked in the United States of America. At this time, I remind Mr Montgomery of the libel laws that exist in The United Kingdom and caution him that should his work come to my attention again, he will be held personally responsible for what he writes."

Ms Blythe has donated her settlement to Youth Zone, a drop in centre for thirteen to twenty one year olds based in the heart of Croydon, London.

Jordan Montgomery, Twitter: JrdnMRoyalCorresp
The Daily Mail
Xx May 2015

Youth Centre Receives (Almost) Royal Seal of Approval

(photo of Rilla in jeans and a short jacket arriving at Youth Zone in Croydon)

Croydon's Youth Zone received an unexpected boost when Rilla Blythe donated her recent privacy settlement to the struggling organisation.

Joe King, spokesperson for the centred commented "We had no idea Ms Blythe was considering donating funds to us. Her unexpected generosity, however, will ensure that the centre is able to stay open for the foreseeable future."

Circle of Silence

That's not all the Prince Of Wales' girlfriend has given to the centre. Rilla has been seen arriving at the centre to help out several times in the last month. When pressed, Mr King further commented, "we have a number of regular volunteers, I understand Rilla Blyhte has helped out on the odd occasion."

(photo of a group of girls outside the youth centre)

Even those who attend the centre, remained tight lipped about the would-be-princess. We asked a group of girls who were seen leaving a few minutes after Rilla Blythe to ask what it was like having her volunteer.

"All the volunteers are great," one commented, "We really love hanging out at the centre."

"Its great that it they've been able to update the equipment" another added "They've had more funding recently and its made a huge difference!"

As more questions about Rilla Blythe were either dodged or avoided one wonders if Media Training is among the courses the centre offers.

Twitter Updates

A snapshot of Twitter comments May 2015

£400k payout? I'd pose naked on the beach for that!

Get your facts right she was sunbathing in a bikini

And the money went to some charity

From the photos of her at the youth centre, she's not doing much shopping. Does she own more than one pair of jeans?

Why isn't Ken volunteering with her?

Haven't' seen much of him at all lately, are they still dating?

She's clearly practicing for when she's a real princess

Or maybe she's just being nice….

Cinderella looked better in her bikini than those jeans!

Bit goody-two-shoes isn't it? This charity stuff? Reckon they paid her?

It's a stunt. Bet the whole thing's staged and it's not even Rilla. #RillaWatch#

Just be nice having time off work to swan about playing princess. Shame she doesn't look the part.

Ffs what year is this?! Pretty sure women can wear and do whatever they want even if they date princes #SupportforRilla

Thought our taxes were going to keeping the monarchy in money? So why the return of #RaggedyRilla ?

Apparently it has to be said. Well done Rilla! #RillaRally

Nowt wrong with putting philanthropy before fashion. Let's make #RillaRally trend!

Is the prince fobbing off his good works on his kept Mitzi now? No sign of him helping distressed teens...#wheresKenny

She's having it away with the manager. No one goes to Croydon willingly. #wheresKenny#

While the cats away the mouse will play...and Mitzi's Ken doll is nowhere in sight...#whokilledKenny

Rilla keeping Ken out if the way so she can hog the media #mitzismushroom

Bet Ken's moved on. Cinderilla was never going to last anyway. #justiceforKen #nomoremitzi

Looks like Ken is subbing his charity work out to a foreigner #whereskenny

Cinderella helps teens look as slutty as her #mitzimove

Funny how Cinderilla's all about the media now Ken's not around. Isn't she supposed to be suing them?!

Looks like a libel suit was Ken's last straw. Now he's left his princess to fend for herself. Bet she can't. #whereskenny

So the legal battle was a cunning ploy to cut ties with Mitzi? #sad #whereskenny

Seriously? Rilla steps up as prince goes AWOL and SHE gets blamed?! The 1800s want their social mores back. #RillaRally #wheresKenny

Look out H&M! Cinderilla is bringing tat back. #Rillawatch

Guess it's Carry on Croydon for Rilla and her non-royal bloke while Ken is...somewhere?! #whereskenny

All these people slagging off Ken, bet he's just going the right thing and talking to the parents before popping the question. #noonekilledkenny

Kensington Rilla is slumming it in Croydon. Again #rillawatch

It's #Cinderillasplit, that's what. He's probably licking his wounds in Europe or wherever. #callmeken

Everyone saying she left him...not in a million years. He got bored. Probably off shagging Toppy or something #whereskenny

Look, Ken's in Scotland shooting or something. What do royals even do?! #whereskenny

So Ken's awol. What are we thinking? Peace mission? Ring shopping? Break-up blues? #whereskenny

Clearly he's seeing someone else on the not so sly. #whereskenny. Watch out for #surprisesprog the royal version!

I heard that ken was banned from the youth centre after getting too hands on

Bet the youth centre is too shoddy for actual,royalty. Ken's probably just lazing around on satin cushions or something #whereskenny

Ken must be really dull if Rilla prefers to hang out with poor kids

Is it even an actual youth centre? Do we know? Or has the Mitzi found new love nest (and sausage maker) #Rillawatch

Bet she brings a better class of dope than you can get in Croydon

The question is, does Ken supply the drugs she passes on? #wheresKenn

The question is, does Ken supply the drugs she passes on? #wheresKenny

Nah, that's all the Queen. With her history, she knows where to find the good stuff #royalscandal

Rilla probably learnt all about drugs from her brother. Wasn't he in London recently. Perhaps with a delivery?

God, the Internet is vile. CLEARLY she's going to Croydon because it's the last place to stock George's favourite food. The charity is a bonus #morons #RillaRally

(Picture of Rilla petting local cat)#georgesheartbreak

Honestly, in all this my big question? Why youth? Why not a cat shelter?! #DefendGeorge #Rillawatch #confused

She's abandoning her cat AGAIN and for Croydon? I mean, maybe if it was Sutton or something posh...

Yeah but since no one's asking...does Cinderilla go cattle class or are our taxes paying for first class to Croydon now? #Rillawatch

How did she even hear about a random Croydon centre anyway? Was she sleeping with the owner? #Rillawatch

Okay, so our taxes are going towards the cat sitter. Or she's starving the cat at weekends. Either way #shameCinderilla

Good on Rilla trying to broaden royal horizons. Shame it backfired epically. #whereskenny #RillaRally

Hang on, she lived there before, right? So was she in bed with her landlord then because she is now #Rillawatch

Thought I solved #wherekenny yesterday but it was just the other, blander brother

Ken has better be careful when he does come back. God knows what Rilla has picked up in Croydon #whereskenny

We see more of Porky Persis than we do of Ken

Fesss up: who turned Ken invisible?! #whokilledkenny #whereskenny

Rilla distances herself from rumours of an affair with Teddy...but as far as Croydon?

Look, if Rilla wants to sleep with Teddy I guess that's between them and his brother. But going to Croydon for it? #toofar #Rillawatch