A/N: Hey guys, sorry for the very long delay in this story. Been going through a lot of medical issues. Anyway…let's see what's going on in this universe.
Happy 4th to all that celebrate it! I'm a tiny bit tipsy cause' of it! So, more errors, my bad!
4th of July Edition!
Twitter: DrLaurenLewisZP
R/R & ENJOY!
Lauren – Condo – Living Room – Evening – A Several Weeks Later
"We don't have time for that, Tamsin! The wedding is only about a couple of months away! We have to make sure everything is perfect!" Tamsin snorted from her spot on the couch as I stood in front of her.
"Yes we do have time and everything will be perfect regardless. And there's always room for bachelorette parties. Separate bachelorette parties! So, Kenzi is taking Bo out for hers while I take you out for yours! So, let's go! We're already behind. Also, it'll be the 4th of July in a few hours. All the more reason to celebrate!"
"Behind- Wha- Where are we going? Hey! Do you know what they're doing with Bo? Wait, what are you going to have us do?" Tamsin was not answering any of my ramblings as she was pulling me out of my home without much effort by my arm.
Bo – Unknown Location
"Kenzi, where are we and when can I do this blindfold off?"
"Now…SURPRISE! You can turn the music back on now, guys!" The black blindfold was ripped from my eyes, revealing the fact that we're at a strip club.
"No, nope, we're leaving right now. I don't do strip clubs." I turned it to leave when Vex and Nate blocked my way. "Oh Bo honey, relax!"
"Yeah, do what Vex says. Relax and let's bring in the 4th of July right! Besides, do you know how hard it was for me to convince everybody to be quiet, kill the music and to get the bouncer to let me get you in here blindfolded and for him not to think you were being kidnapped or human trafficked in here or whatever."
Before I could even process everything she just said, Kenzi dragged me over to a private Lounge and pushed me into a fluffy seat. "Now that, that's settled…let's have some fun!" Vex exclaimed a little too excitedly for my taste just as "Pony" by Ginuwine came started playing for the stripper hitting the stage.
"Ladies and gents! We have a very special stripper tonight just for the soon be married Bo McCorrigan" Please Bo welcome…Butterscotch to your own personal stage for the evening! Courtesy of your Three Musketeers; Kenzi, Vex and Nate!"
My group of Musketeers through a bunch of ones at me to give the Butterscotch as she got up close and personal with me making me very uncomfortable and nervous at the same time. 'Come On, Bo…relax, and enjoy the night." I heard butterscotch say, trying to calm me as Kenzi and Vex got me to do a double shot as Butterscotch started her thing…
Very, very close to me. Practically on my lap. "I wonder if Lauren is having the same kind of night." I wondered to myself as I downed another shot, telling the waitress to keep them coming.
Lauren – 1 Hour Later
"Ha! I got you, suckers!" I exclaimed happily with a little bounce and yet another hiccup. But, I won again!
For my bachelorette party, Tamsin was smart and didn't take me to a strip club. Instead, she, Dyson, and Evony blindfolded me and took me to an adult paintball and Laser Tag Zone with a bunch of other games and stuff to do.
So, what makes it an adult place? Simple, alcohol is available. All kinds of alcohol and a lot of alcoholic games!
…I think I've had too much. The thought of more alcohol excites me and that usually means I had too much. But not more than these looosers!
We agreed tonight that the loser drinks after every game. The only reason why I had to drink any at all was because Evony is on my team and she has no hand-eye coordination when it comes to any kind of gun.
"Okay, no more paintball! I'm tired of living…I mean losing! Let's play Beer Pong! I'm the king of beer bong! Bong…" Dyson catches his error and says "Ha ha, I mean Pong!"
"Yay! Beer pong! I'm great at beer pong!" Evony proclaimed as she stumbled over to the Beer Pong Zone ahead of the rest of us.
Bo – 1 Hour Later
"Ahhh! Kenzi, for the love of God, stop stinging I feel like a woman on the karaoke machine! Let's Go" I screamed as I dodged a pool ball to the head.
"I feel like a woman! AHH! Pool balls and flying everywhere, BoBo! I think it's time for you and me and Nate to go!"
"Ya think?" I asked rhetorically with involuntary giggles as I am aimlessly threw a beer bottle somewhere in the brawl of a fight. The strip club had a little pool hall and Nate just had to beat the wrong player at pool, starting an all-out fight.
"Come on guys. Let's go! Let's go! Let's…uhh…oh…Tall dude…" Nate told us until he bumped into a terrifying-looking black guy that was staring down at him.
At us…as we stumbled all over the place, trying not to giggle and slur for no reason. And failing miserably…
Lauren – Sometime Later
Somehow…I don't know-how. But both bachelorette parties literally crashed through our home door in a very hilarious and uncoordinated manner all together.
We landed on the hardwood floor as soon as I was barely able to get the door unlocked with fumbling fingers. "Yay! LoLo! Ya got the door open! Way to go, Lolo! Wait…LoLo…where'd you come from?"
Kenzi was so busy laughing at herself as Bo and I took a moment to realize that we made it almost perfectly on top of each other.
"I think it's safe to say that everyone is sleeping here tonight." She said with stars in her eyes as I agreed with a nod and yet another involuntary giggle.
Bo just stared at me for a moment before she said the five words I love the most. "I love you, my angel."
The sound of fireworks interrupted my response before everyone in the room and I mean everyone yelled, happy Fourth of July to everyone in the room with lots of swearing, slurring and giggles. "I love you too, Bo. Happy Fourth of July."
"Happy Fourth of July, Lauren." Bo sealed that statement with a kiss before we were interrupted by everyone else in the room protesting to our grossness as Kenzi just put it.
"Ya! Gross and we want happy Fourth of July wishes too!" Both Bo and I laughed at our gang that was currently glaring at us with glassy eyes. So…we both took a deep breath and said in unison as loudly (and as non-slurry as we could) before we passed out any second now…
"HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYONE AND GOODNIGHT TO ALL!
