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Megalovania by Man on the Internet is very fun to sing, dance, and just act to. It's awesome.

Song of the Chapter: Bonetrousle, by Toby Fox. Play when Fred, George, and Percy do their thing. Also, I just saw that I forgot to add a song last chapter so …

Hermione

"Wait, careers?!"

She smirked. They were out by the lake again when she told Percy about the career advice that was coming.

"What, you expected witches and wizards to not work?"

He shook his head. "I just didn't think about it. The idea somehow seems very strange to me."

"You know, you could still get a muggle job."

He stared at her. "Now where's the fun in that?"

She smiled. "So what are you going to do?"

He thought about it for a bit. "What jobs are there?"

"You could be an auror, a hit wizard, a curse breaker - "

"What are Fred and George going to do?"

She rolled her eyes. "They're going to open a joke shop."

"That sounds fun."

She sighed. "What about you?" he asked.

She thought about it. She had never thought about it either. "I want to do some good in the world. Maybe I could take S.P.E.W. further … "

He shrugged. "Why don't people like this S.P.E.W. idea?"

She shook her head. "People just don't think about creatures that are supposedly lower than them."

"That's stupid."

She nodded. "Even the house-elves think they have it made."

"Now I kinda want to help with this S.P.E.W."

"That would help," she got up. "Come on, we need to get back." He groaned. "Why can't we just sleep out here? I don't wanna get up." She sighed and pulled out her wand. "Wingardium Leviosa! He started floating in the air.

"Wait what? Ah! Let me down! Hermione, let me down! Hermione Granger, you will let me down or you will get soaked!"

She laughed and was about to let him down when a stream of water soaked her. She spit out water. "I was just about to let you down!"

"Oh. Whoops," he said, smiling sheepishly. She put her wand back in her robes. "Now you're going to stay there!"

Another stream of water hit her. And another. He groaned, "Come on, just let me down!"

"Say the magic word."

"Leviosa?"

"No."

"Alakazam?"

"No."

He frowned. "Please?"

She smiled and performed the countercurse. In return, he took all of the water off her. "Thank you," she said. "No problem, but how could you expect me to remember the actual magic word when I've been using magical magic words for the last couple of months?"

She shrugged. "Come on."

~um, timeskip to the day of the career advice~

"What are you three doing?" Hermione asked Percy, Fred, and George when they were discussing something at lunch.

"Um, nothing?" Percy said. She raised an eyebrow. "Are you planning something to get you expelled?"

Percy put his hand to his chest in mock offense. "Of course not! I wouldn't get caught if I were."

"So you are?"

"Actually," Fred interjected, "we were discussing Percy joining us at Weasley Wizard Wheezes."

She stared at Percy. "That's really what you told McGonagall in there?"

He grinned. "Yup! Listen, Moldywart's back, and when the rest of the world finds out, there's going to be panic everywhere. Even now, the world could do with some more smiles."

She sighed. "I suppose."

"Hey, even you look exhausted, and you barely ate this morning. Eat." he tossed an apple to her. "I still think you have way too many classes."

She took a bite out of the apple. "I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do when I'm older, and I have to be prepared by having knowledge in various fields - "

He was pretending to sleep on his hand. "I know you're not asleep. You drool when you're asleep."

He opened his eyes. And stared at her, as though he was seeing another person. "Sorry, it was too much big brain talk." he turned back to Fred and George. "So why would it be called Jackson-Weasley Wizard Wheezes? You guys started it."

George rolled his eyes. "Because Weasley-Jackson Wizard Wheezes sounds stupid."

"Okay, okay," he checked his watch, "hey, guys, it's almost time."

Hermione rolled her eyes. "You said you weren't going to do anything that will get yourself expelled."

"We're not going to get expelled."

"How do you - "

"Trust me. We're not going to get expelled"

They went to the entrance hall. She sighed for the umpteenth time. Percy was sent there to protect Harry. If he was expelled, it would have all been for nothing.

A couple of minutes later, there were loud noises and a funny smell. She sighed for the gazillionth time and got up to where it was all coming from. She gasped in shock. Fred and George were caught. It wasn't something she ever expected to happen. Umbridge was standing there with a triumphant look on her face, and her smile grew bigger when Filch showed up.

"I've got the form, Headmistress," he said, waving a piece of parchment. "I've got the form and I've got the whips waiting …. Oh, let me do it now … "

Whips? Fred and George were going to get whipped? She looked around, but couldn't see Percy anywhere. He abandoned them? That wasn't like Percy at all. Then she noticed the smiles on Fred and George's faces. She smiled. This was part of the prank.

"You two," Umbridge said, "are about to learn what happens to wrongdoers in my school."

"Are we?" said Fred. "We weren't exactly planning on it."

He turned to George.

"You know, I think we've outgrown full-time education."

"Yeah, I've actually been thinking that myself," said George lightly.

"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?" asked Fred.

"Yeah."

Umbridge and Filch went down the stairs to stop them, but suddenly the stairs turned into a ramp made of ice they slid down. Fred and George raised their wands. "Accio Brooms!"

Their brooms flew across the castle to them from Umbridge's office attached to them was an open bag that held Dungbombs and Stinksap, dropping the contents across the halls. Suddenly, a figure emerged from the Stinksap. It was a weird looking person wearing odd clothes and a mask that had big eyes and spikes coming from it. It was covered in weird patterns. The figure looked like it was relaxing on the air like it would a couch. It laughed like a child.

Then muggle speakers appeared at the walls. Water streams came from all over the castle, forming beautiful shapes. The speakers that Hrrmione didn't think started playing a song. Fred and George then mounted their brooms. Fred looked at the crowd staring at them.

"If anyone would like a Portable Swamp as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley - Jackson-Weasley Wizard Wheezes," he said with a loud voice. "Our new premises!"

"Special discounts to students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.

"STOP THEM!" shrieked Umbridge, but Fred and George were already going out. "Give her he** from us, Peeves!" Peeves saluted and picked up Dungbombs to pelt at Umbridge.

The figure laughed and fell to the ground. It started shaking violently and a hand came out from it's chest. Another did. And legs. More came until it was just … Percy.

He smiled brightly at them. "Hi!"

Umbridge and Filch turned towards him. Umbridge snarled. They went towards him but slipped on more ice. They slid at Percy's feet.

He looked at them from above. He smiled. "You've been met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" he said brightly.

The ice disappeared. Filch got up, but then the water fell down onto them all. She tried running, but the water picked up them all until it only picked up Umbridge and Filch. It spun them around and then let them down after a few minutes. Umbridge and Filch stumbled around until he grabbed Percy by the scruff of his neck. Umbridge glared at him. "Filch, do you still have those whips?" Filch smiled. "Yes."

"Good." she pointed a finger at Percy. "Take this one and show the school what happens to those who pull stunts like this."

Filch grabbed Percy and escorted him to the dungeons. Umbridge stopped him. "He likes water so much. After you whip him, hang him by his wrists in water for the night."

He nodded. Percy caught Hermione's eye and grinned at her.

It has been very sad. First Chadwick Boseman dies, and now Robert Pattinson got COVID. Black Panther and Batman (who's secret identity is Cedric Diggory). It is times like these when we need to smile. What, I have to give you something to smile about? Um, this story's still going? Also, I'm surprised. I started this later, but now this has more chapter than YAYSOLANGELO's. It's crazy. Before you say so, yes, I know you like your details. There's no problem with that. Also, here's something to make you smile. Let's let predictive text take us on a wonderful journey!

A green Lantern gloves are you doing here for me to teach them to all of the Phoenix stuff like that and I don't know what to do the same things as you like Quidditch.

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