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chapter 25
A man comes across a Nang Tani.
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We start off with a clean looking apartment. Barely anything looked out of order, except for the man sleeping with a porn mag on his face.
J"Zzzzzzz." he snored, scratching at his junk as he was sleeping awkwardly on the couch.
JThat's when a knocking was heard!
"Mom! It was Joey who did..." He said still a bit drowsy.
Knock knock
"Ugh...five more minutes...and tits..."
"THIS IS THE POLICE AND I HAVE A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST!"
That got him up! "Officer please it, wasn't my fault, I was dr-" He opened the door and it wasn't the cops, it was a delivery man. "-you ass..."
"Sorry sir, but I have a package for you."
"Finally, it's here." He said before signing the paper. "Well what are you waiting for? Bring it in."
The delivery man moved over and grunted as he had to pick up the big box and lug it inside. "Where...do you want it?"
"Next to my computer desk."
The man lugged it over and set it down with a sigh. "Ok, now I just need you to sign for it."
"Here you go!" He signed and then pushed the delivery man out of his apartment. "Asshole, time for breakfast."
He then opened the box and revealed a plantain tree. "Yes!" Then he grabbed a banana and then walked away getting his breakfast ready. "Nothing like fresh bananas in the morning." He buttered his toast then started eating. 'Mmmh, the Saitama breakfast.'
As he sat down the pot however slowly shook.
'Is there an earthquake? If only I could feel those.' He thought.
He kept on eating while the shaking got harder.
'The earthquake is getting crazier, better finish breakfast fast before my expensive figures of anime girls fall off the shelves.' he thought as he eyed the shelves with a smile.
After finishing his toast and then the banana, he got up and ran for the shelf, but that's when the shaking stopped. "Phew, almost lost you my beauties."
"Beauties? What am I? Chopped liver?" Said a voice.
"Oh come-on Kamon-Chan, you're my favorite, that's why you're on the computer des-" as he turned around, he saw a tan skinned woman wearing banana leaves for clothes sitting on his desk chair, legs crossed. She had straight blonde hair, a b cup chest, small ass, and wore sunglasses. "Who are you!? I thought my loneliness was finally making me hear voices!"
"Nope, you're not crazy, I'm real." She said. "Hello, I'm Kamon, you?"
"Morgan, but that's all you'll get from me." He said before dialing for the police.
"I'm not about to lose my shit this early in the morning from some...half nudist?"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
"Oh and why not?"
"If you're mean to a Nang Tani, and their banana tree, we can curse you."
"Banana tree? You mean you came from my plants? No wonder you have unimpressive assets."
She grit her teeth from that remark. "Anyways, I can bring you good fortune if you treat me nicely. Besides, aren't you nerds into monster girls these days? You won't find a better deal than this."
"...so you expect me to believe you're a legit monster girl? Alright, then prove it."
Then she started levitating. "Proof enough?"
"OH MY GOD! REAL MONSTER GIRL!" he ran out of the room and came back with a net.
"Yep, so you better treat me right or I won't kiss you and instead curse you." she spoke before the net went over her. "Hey! What's the meaning of this!?"
"Heh heh heh..." he chuckled. "Just to be on the safe side."
"Safe side? You moron! I can just curse you ya know! My kind curse any man who does wrong towards women and right now, you're doing me a lot of wrong!"
"I'm just worried I'll lose the first ever monster girl. This is a once in a lifetime chance for any geek!"
"I can't escape anyways, my home is that potted plant next to your computer!"
"Wait, seriously?"
"Seriously, now get this net off!"
"...what's the magic word?"
"Pretty please with 2 bananas on the sundae?"
"That's better." Then he threw off the net.
"So Kamon, what monster girl are you?"
"Well Morgan, I'm a Nang Tani. I don't look like regular Nang Tani, but then again, they live in normal banana trees and not plantains." She explained.
"...a what?"
"A Nang Tani, we are spirits who appear when we sense men who wronged women."
"Oh crap, is that why you keep talking about cursing me!?"
"Yep."
"I swear it was an accident! It's not my fault the grocery lady had a tank top on! She had cleavage for all to see!"
"That won't cut it, your ass is still doomed!"
"Well what if I just burned down the plantain tree? I'm loaded, I can get another!"
"Oh shit! Please don't!" she cried out going pale. "It's the only place I have to live!"
"Well, guess we're at an impasse. What can you offer me to compromise?"
"You can tell people I'm your girlfriend."
"Whoa, putting out just like that?"
"What? Don't geeks usually want that?"
"I'm definitely not declining that offer, I'm just impressed you made the offer so quickly."
"It's called surviving." she deadpanned.
"Survival, because you're a wild girl?"
"Can you just tell me what you'll offer for compromise?"
"For starters, I can get you some less revealing clothes."
"What's wrong with my clothes?"
"It's nothing but leaves, and shows off your body a lot. I sometimes have guests and I don't want those guests staring when I'm trying to discuss things with them and when we play video games."
"Hey, I'm not ashamed of my body."
"And if I'm gonna tell people you're my girlfriend, I prefer if you'd only show it off to me."
"Ugh, fine."
"Now, do you like candy? I've got no shortage, just open that cabinet door. Take what you want, except for the gummy worms." Morgan told Kamon pointing to the cabinet.
She raised an eyebrow and opened it, and got a wave of sweets crashing on her, and buried her along with the pot. "Okay...you've convinced me. So what now?"
"Instead of cursing me, can you use those powers on some bastards I've been seeing around here? I'll happily point them out when you see them."
"Have they done wrong to women?"
"They all have, including my own ma and sis."
"Ok, then I just need to know who."
"Yes, he is dumb, as he keeps telling me he never finished Elementary School."
"Wow."
"Yep, but there are more assholes who are much smarter than him."
"HEY SWEATER NERD! Come on out for your beating!"
"That will be him right now. I'll be the opening act, you give him...I don't know what kind of curse you Nang Tani put on people, but I hope the curse suits him."
"Hello nerd."
"Hey Ugly."
"It's Oak Lee!"
"It's the only comeback I have against your bullying."
"Shut up and take your beating like a dork."
"After you stop being so Ugly." Said Morgan.
"It's Oak Lee!"
"Ah, so you agree with me."
"Fuck you!" He reeled back his fist.
'That just won't do.' Thought Kamon. Kamon then put the curse on him. A plank of wood then fell from the ceiling to his head!
"Guh!" Then he was knocked out.
Morgan then closed the door. "Huh, what curse did you put on him?"
"He's named after a tree right? His curse to be forever assaulted by wood."
"For real? All the time?"
"Yep. So he'll be forced to wander this world until his death, most likely by slapstick." Said Kamon.
"Nice Kamon. So that asshole has been dealt with." Started Morgan."Next one won't be here till tomorrow standing across the street trying to be some 'messiah'."
"So we'll have to wait till tomorrow to attack this next guy?"
"Bingo."
"I can do that. Not much TO do when you're in a pot but wait."
"Well, since you're in a house, we can always watch a movie together or play a video game?"
"A movie? A video game?"
"Oh, guess you nev-"
"I'm kidding, I've seen a few movies and seen some arcades. I've had some different banana and plantain trees."
"Huh?"
"I'm kind of a bad home owner...moved to some other trees after accidentally burning down my previous trees."
"How do you accidentally burn down your homes multiple times?"
"Trust me, I question my luck as well." she sweatdropped. "But enough about the dreary stuff, what do you got?"
"Well, I was planning on watching some ghost movies, like Poltergeist and Ghostbusters."
"Ooh, good movies." she remarked while biting into another candy bar. "I'm gonna need help to the couch though."
"Yes ma'am." Then he picked her up and off to the couch they went.
Some time later...
"Now to cross the streams!"
"So I was just wondering, what if 2 guys crossed their 'streams'?" Asked Kamon, making Morgan spit out his soda.
"Why would you make a joke like that? I'm trying to watch a movie."
"Hey I'm just saying. If guys can piss with direction, what does it matter if they let their streams touch?"
"You have some weird fantasies."
"It's called curiosity!"
"Okay, okay. Weird 'curiosity'." Morgan said with air quotes.
Kamon pouted from that remark.
Morgan in response quickly pulled out his phone and snapped a pic of her. "Really cute."
"Hey! Don't go taking pics of me like that."
"I'm sorry, you're just so cute."
That made her puff out her cheeks, and got another picture taken. "Hey!"
"Okay, I'm sorry, no more pics...for now."
(Later)
It was the next day with Kamon and Morgan on the couch sleeping. Candy wrappers everywhere and Kamon laying on Morgan. Both of them snoring away. But that's when someone started shouting into a megaphone!
"Good people! We must stand up against the government!"
"BWAH!" Shouted both, while holding each other.
"For too long have we been sheep under their power! But no more!"
"Is that the idiot?" Asked Kamon.
"Yep, I'm gonna get breakfast ready, you go cast the curse." Said Morgan.
"Men, we need more numbers, so please join me in breeding more numbers, whether the women consent or don't consent!"
'Ah, so you're trying to promote?' Kamon thought, looking out the window. 'Well how's about the people get a revolution against you?'
The crowd he was gathering was either onboard, or conflicted.
'And for the people who are thinking of following him...'
"Now, let us-"
That's when gorillas attacked the guy with the megaphone meanwhile various other animals started attacking the other people who wanted to join him!
"Oh god! Alligator!"
"A zebra!"
"Aw, a baby koala."
That's when it started eating that one guy's face.
"Ah! Not a Koala, a DROP BEAR!"
"Tee hee hee." Giggled Kamon.
"Come on, Kamon, breakfast is ready."
She grabbed her pot and hopped over to the table.
"I'm not much for a big breakfast." Said Morgan as he ate his banana and bread.
"As long as I get plenty of water and sun, I'll live."
"Oh, then in that case I'll get you a glass of water and move your pot near the window."
"Make it so, minion."
"Hey, respect the guy who's taking care of you."
Then Kamon pecked Morgan's cheek. "That enough respect for you?"
Morgan blushed. "N-not what I was thinking but thanks, no girls ever just went and did that to me."
"Well I'm not some regular girl now am I?"
"Yeah, you're right."
"So, how many more kisses to gotta give you to refill the snack cabinet?"
"You ate the whole thing?"
"Except for your gummies."
"What? You allergic to them?"
"No, I recall you said those were yours, so I left them alone."
"Thanks for remembering then."
"HELP! The gorillas are tearing my arms off!" Shouted the guy outside.
"Nice curse."
"Thank you."
After breakfast...
"So how far can you walk away from your tree? I wanna take you on a date."
"It's...pretty hard."
"That's a bit of a let down."
"Yeah, but at least I have some interesting company."
That's when the phone started ringing.
"Huh? Who could that be?" Said Morgan, checking his phone. "Rod? What does he want?"
"You have a friend named Rod?"
"Short for Rodger, but he prefers Rod so people know how big his 'rod' is."
"Really?"
"Yep." Then he answered. "Hello?"
"Dude! My plantain tree spawned this hot ghost babe!"
"...Rod? Are you smoking something?"
"Dude I'm serious this time. She says she's a Nang Tani."
And like that Morgan spat out whatever was in his mouth. "Say what?!"
"Yeah, her name is Gun. She's so smoking hot, you gotta see her!"
"Uh...dude, this is a strange coincidence, because I just got a Nang Tani named Kamon yesterday."
"For real? Wait, are you just fooling with me?"
"How's about you and Gun come over and hang out later to prove I ain't lying."
"You're on." And then Rod hung up.
"Damn."
"What is it?" Asked Kamon.
"My friend is bringing his own Nang Tani over."
"Nice, I have seen another one of my kind in a while."
Meanwhile in Rod's House..."So...do I lug you there?" Asked a red haired man who was very skinny, wearing blue shades, pink shirt, black pants and sandals.
"Hmm...wanna try wrapping the bananas in a banana leaf?" Replied Gun. "I think as long as I have part of my tree with me, I'll be fine."
Rod then wrapped the banana in the leaf and the both tried leaving the house. "It worked." Said Rod.
"Yes!" Now let's go see your friend." Said Gun. She had straight black hair, blue eyes, a huge ass, D cup breasts and a small waist.
"Wait! You barely have anything on. I have some kinky clothes that can pass as regular clothes."
"Kinky clothes?"
"Look, I want a woman to indulge in my fetish, but right now this is an emergency."
"An emergency to indulge?"
"No I mean we have no time to buy you regular clothes right now. Put this sweater and miniskirt on."
"Okay."
Gun then put on the sweater and skirt. The sweater showing off the shape of the round mounds underneath while the skirt barely covered her ass. "It feels too tight."
"We'll get you clothes that fit tomorrow, how does that sound?"
"Okay, but if you break your promise I'll curse you."
Later, a knocking came to Morgan's door.
"Oh, that must be Rod." Said Morgan. He walked and answered the door. "Called it."
"Hey Morgan, so where's you banana babe?"
"Sitting over there, freeloading on my couch."
"I heard that!" Then she used her magic which made Morgan jump into the air before landing hard on the floor!
"Ow...am I cursed now?"
"Nah, but keep saying those remarks and see what happens."
"Yes ma'am." Then Morgan turned his attention to Rod. "So guys, come on in and...hey where's your tree?"
"Oh, we figured out a cheat." Said Gun, presenting the banana and leaf.
"Nice, and when I say that, I mean the cheat and all of you."
"Heeeeey, you already got your own." Said Rod.
"Just kidding."
"No you weren't."
"Trust me I was."
"Hmph..." Then they walked in.
"Hello!" Gun greeted Kamon. "Oh my, why are your tiddies so tiny?"
And cue a banana to the eye.
"Hey!"
"Say that again, I dare ya!"
"Okay, sorry."
"Thought so, miss saggy sacks."
"Saggy?"
"Well...seems Kamon has met Gun." Said Morgan covering Kamon's mouth. "What's with the attitude?" He whispered.
"I'm jealous of her big boobs and ass." She whispered back.
"You're hot in your own right, I'll show you later."
"Okay, but you better keep your promise."
"Huh, despite no proportions, your Nang Tani is pretty." Rod complimented.
"I know, isn't she adorable?" he smiled rubbing his cheek with Kamon's making her blush.
"Has she been cursing the jerks around here?"
"Yeah, there's still a bunch more but she can take a break for some fun."
"Yeah, some fun, heheheh..."
"Not that kind of fun, Rod...at least not yet."
"I know, just messing with yah. So ready to lose 8 times at video games?"
"I was gonna ask you that."
Then all 4 got their controllers and Morgan put on a game.
"It's great to finally have 4 players, we haven't had a full 4 since..."
"Dude! Stop thinking about those 2, I stopped thinking about them, but then you brought them up!" Said Morgan.
"Did some bad blood happen here?" Asked Kamon.
"Blood would be a key word, but Morgan's right, you don't have to know."
"That's fair, you can talk to us about it when you feel comfortable." Said Gun.
'Ah, such an angel.' Thought Kamon.
"Alright, so ready for a fighting game?" Asked Rod.
"Hell yeah, I've seen every last fighting game when I had a banana tree as a decoration for an arcade." Explained Kamon.
"You don't wanna know what else I saw. It was...a weird time."
"I bet, something you might try and my main man Morgan?"
"Maybe."
Morgan blushed.
"Please do, he hasn't had a girlfriend since Elementary."
"Cute."
Then they started playing.
"Check out this jank." Said Kamon. "So much frame perfection."
"Ah no! Stop, come on! You've only watched these games, how'd you get time to practice?" Complained Morgan.
"Any arcades reportedly haunted in this town?"
"Yeah?"
"Me."
"No fair!" Shouted Morgan.
"How's this for no fair?" Then she pecked Morgan's cheek.
"Gah!"
"Brutal Defeat." Said the game announcer.
"Cheater!"
"Not like you were putting up much of a fight anyways." Said Gun.
"Up yours!"
"Heh, I'll certainly go up on her after this." Said Rod.
Next match was Rod vs Gun.
"Oh, oops, uh, hey, can you let me play?" Asked Gun as her character was losing hp fast.
"Can't do that."
And like that the match was over.
"Perfect win!" Said the announcer.
"Ha! I am the champ!"
"Careful Kamon, your next match has a great record in fighting game tournaments. 5 first places, 2 runner ups and 6 third places before retiring."
"Bring it on!"
The battle started and they were equally matched.
"Come on come on come on!" Shouted Gun and Morgan.
"Damn, you are skilled for someone without the trophies to prove it." Said Rod.
"Damn straight!"
"But unlike you, there's a reason I have all these trophies!" That's when Rod pressed buttons and moved around the joystick in rapid succession, making his character do a crazy and flashy move!
"What in the-"
And with one last strike, Kamon's character was defeated!
"What?!"
"You win and you lose!" Said the announcer. "Close battle!"
"Aw man."
"Wow Rod, you're really good, what made you retire from competitive fighting games?" Asked Gun.
"..." Both Morgan and Rod were dead silent.
"Oh...none of our business right?"
"Damn right."
That's when they heard some crazy stuff going on outside.
"Women! As a man, I understand what you want."
"Oh hey, someone who tries to annoy women. Uh Rod, sorry I have to cut our playtime short." Said Morgan.
"Eh, no problem."
Then Rod and Gun leave.
"Okay Kamon, this guy thinks girls wanna be treated like they were ugly because he thinks complimenting them doesn't work."
"What a moron, it's being a great person that gets you dates."
"That's what I'm saying! I never understood the whole insult someone to make them like you approach."
"Hey boob fat, ditch the zero and get with a hero!"
"This isn't fat, it's natural!"
"Okay, this man is getting a very bad curse, near death curse. He'll feel awful pain, but he'll survive death, and when he's fully healed, boom, another near death."
"Damn, any chance you can toss in blue balls too?"
"Sure."
"Oh this is gonna be good!"
"Aaaah, why do my testicles feel so painful!?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Karma bitch!" Shouted Morgan before closing the window.
"Is it wrong that I enjoyed that a little too much?"
"Nah, you're just cleaning up this town of it's trash. People love a clean house."
"Good enough for my conscience."
They sat on the couch again.
"So now that we know that loophole to Nang Tani, wanna go out on a date?" Asked Morgan.
"I don't know, not sure if you look cool enough to take a gal like me out on a night of the town." she teased looking away while crossing her arms.
"That's what I get for getting my hopes up."
"Kidding." she chuckled with a smirk. "You're so gullible."
"Well I was thinking I was taking things too fast since we haven't known each other for that long."
"Relax, it'd be too fast if you tried to sleep with me."
"Okay...later tonight, there's this movie I've been wanting to see but I don't wanna go alone because I don't wanna get judged for being a lonely loser at the movie theater."
"Deal."
Later...
"Good thing my hoodies and pants are your size." Said Morgan as they got to their seats and started watching previews. "I'm not that bothered if others see me for me."
"The cops won't be so happy to see a woman barely wearing anything."
"Oh right."
Then the first preview started.
"Coming soon, a Kadokawa mega crossover movie!"
Morgan stopped eating his popcorn as he saw the preview.
A familiar couple was about to get hit with a missile, but then were saved.
"Who are you?" Asked Akiho Kousaka.
"Me? You may refer to me as Ainz Ooal Gown!"
Then in another scene.
"GET READY FOR SUPLEX CITY!" Shouted Genzou Shibata!
"What's going on here?" Asked Renton Thurston.
"Well simply put, monsters from some MMO are attacking and we need to delete that MMO for good." Replied Stocking.
"What's it called?" He asked.
"Sword Art Online."
Coming Soon: Let's Kill Sword Art Online the Movie.
"That looks...something."
Then another preview.
"Coming soon, you what else is coming soon? My mom!" Said Muscle Man dressed like Iron Man!
Then we see Skips as Hulk, Rigby as Rocket Raccoon, and a random close up of Garret Bobby Ferguson.
"You will be fired! It is inevitable!" Shouted Benson dressed as Thanos.
"You know who else is inevitable?" Asked Muscle Man.
Regular Show: End Game! Coming Fall!
'What is with all these weird movies?' Asked Kamon.
'Wow, so many awesome movies.' Thought Morgan.
Then the Movie they went to see started.
"You knew we were meant to be, what made you run from such a destiny?"
"Because I knew it would put you in danger!"
"My father hated my guts since I was born! Not like he'll ever find common ground with me! So what if I marry the daughter of his arch enemies?"
'Hmm...strange plot but I love that they're trying to do some modern take on Romeo and Juliet...oh crap, are these 2 gonna be killed at the end?' Thought Kamon. 'Great, this movie just got predictable.'
Later...
"There's nothing left we can do...there's no way to shut it off..."
"What can we do now?"
"Nothing...nothing but brace for it."
Then the couple hugged.
"Hahahahahahhahaha!" Laughed a man bleeding out in the corner. "I win..."
'Okay...I didn't expect a Doomsday Machine, well played movie.' She thought.
"Now you both will die!"
"At least we'll die fucking." Then the couple started stripping.
'Must put hand on dick.' Thought Morgan.
'Oh my god.' Thought Kamon. 'They actually allowed that?'
"If there's any parents who dragged their kids to this, shame on you for not heeding the rating of this movie." Said the bad guy. "You know they didn't wanna go with you. You know they wanted to see Saturday night cartoons or play video games. Should've just gotten that sitter or sent them to that sleepover."
Then the bad guy died as the Doomsday Machine was at its last 20 seconds.
"Hurry! Disarm it!" Panicked the best friend characters.
"Didn't you hear me?" Said the protagonist.
"It's no use." Said the love interest.
"So we may as well just enjoy our last seconds like how I'm about jizz inside my love."
"I can feel your dick too, hope you can beat that clock."
"Let's both work at it!"
'Oh my god, I wonder if Morgan is jacking o-yep he is.' She thought, looking over to him, seeing him panting.
'Damn...that was hot.' He said as the Doomsday Machine blew up.
"I love you." The main couple whispers as the world is destroyed!
"Booo! This movie sucks!" Shouted 1 person and then the others started booing. Morgan and Kamon got before everyone was throwing their tubs of popcorn.
"So...why would you wanna go to a bad movie?"
"I was told of the sex scene so I wanted to go see it."
"You do know there's free porn, right?"
"I know, but watching it on a big movie screen like that? I won't see that often."
"You got a point there."
As they turned a corner, Morgan then bumped into someone.
"Oof! Sor-" He paused.
"You better be sor-Morgan? Hey there buddy...glad to see yah finally coming out of your home." said a brunette lady in a blue jacket and black pants.
"Ruth..." He replied coldly.
'I sense hate towards this girl, a shame I can't curse women.' Thought Kamon.
"What are you doing here?"
"He's on a date with me."
"Oh, hello, you're Morgan's girlfriend?"
"Yep, I'm Kamon. His girlfriend and roommate."
"Well, despite being flat like a wall, you totally nabbed a cutie."
"..."
"Well, it was great seeing you again, have a great night." Ruth teased while making hand gestures.
When she was out of sight...
"Was she involved in whatever past you don't wanna tell me about?"
"Yup...not sure why she's trying to be friendly...not like I'll forgive her..."
"Want me to throw a rock at her?"
"No...she was just a small part of that day..."
"Okay, and also...on our next date, can we go somewhere I can show off my body?"
"I know a beach nearby."
"Sweet, you can rub suntan lotion on me and I can curse the beach bullies who think they can mess with you."
Morgan then blushed from the thought. "Yeah...that does sound good."
"There's a smile." Then she hugged him. "So when's our beach date?"
"Next week, tomorrow's gonna have crazy storms."
"Then it's settled."
"Yep."
The next day...
Thunder and lightning cracked making Kamon jump.
"Yipe!" She grabbed onto Morgan who was next to her on the couch.
"Scared of thunder and lightning?"
"Yeah, a lot of trees because of lightning."
"Because they could split apart down the middle?"
"Yeah, why are trees always targets?!" she cried out. "They didn't do anything to anybody!"
"Not sure why, but hey, your newest tree is indoors."
"Yeah, thanks for comforting me." Then she pecked his cheek.
"Well guess we're gonna have to cancel our beach trip."
"Sure."
"Okay, the town's news is very stupid, might find some guys I need you to curse."
"Yay."
"Welcome to the news, I am your anchor Wolverine St. Jack John. We have breaking news, our correspondent...I don't really care about this bitch's name, she's always striking me for no reason, she's on the scene right now to cover the story, bitch?"
"Ba-scuse me? Whatcha just say to me?"
"Evelyn Masters, can we not do this now?" Asked the cameraman.
"Fine, I'll kick his ass when I get back." Then she went from ghetto to proper and polite. "Anyways as you can see we have some local skaters who have erected a ramp to launch themselves into the bay in the hopes of the storm hitting them with a bolt of lightning."
"Oh dear god is that stupid."
"I know, hopefully the guy who keeps beating my sister with a skateboard will appear."
"What!?"
"You heard me. An abusive boyfriend who beats my sis with a skateboard."
"What the hell!?"
"Here I go!" Said a guy with a tie dye shirt.
"Oh, there he is! Curse him!"
"Hmph, wanna be caught by lightning midair? How's about I make it strike thrice every day for the rest of your life!?" she snapped her fingers before he took off down the ramp.
He was launched off and then...
"Gaaaaah!"
The skateboarders cheered.
"Gaaaaaaah!"
"Whoa, what are the-"
"Gaaaaaaaah!"
"Thrice in midair, dude what a legend!" Said a skateboarder with blonde dreadlocks.
"Hahahahahah!" Morgan then called his sister. "Hey sis, karma finally came to that bastard of yours!"
"I know, I saw!" Replied a weak voice. "Did you have anything to do with that?"
"Maybe..."
"Thank you...thank you."
"Now she won't get beat and hopefully stand up for herself."
"And the best part, the curse will ignore indoors or submarines."
"Damn! Ever thought about selling your services?"
"Nope, and besides I don't need money, I live in a tree."
That's when a knocking came to the door.
"Pizza guy."
"Oh great, it's this misogynist."
"What has he done?"
"Charge women extra. My sis visited and was gonna charge her extra before I told him this was my house and she was visiting."
"Why are there so many men mean to women in this town?"
"I dunno, this town was fine until all the misogynists moved here."
"Did he ask for sex if she couldn't pay?"
"Of course he did."
"Ugh! Okay, I'll get the curse ready, lemme open the door." she hopped over to the door and opened it up. "Yes?"
"Hello ma'am." Said a dull voice, different from the happy one that was knocking. "That'll be 45 dollars."
"That much for a pizza?"
"Yeah..."
"Okay, but how's about a tip first?" She snapped her fingers and all of a sudden the building shook!
"What was that?"
"My boyfriend told me about what you did. Sounds like you could use a gal to whip some manners into you."
"What? But I'm just doing my job!"
"Charging extra when a girl is at the door in the hopes of getting your dick sucked? That isn't doing your job." That's when a muscular woman appeared wearing a uniform similar to the pizza guy's.
"What the fuck?"
"Hey, I'm the new employee."
"New employee?" That's when the pizza guy's phone rang. "Hello?"
"Hey Felix, meet Death, she'll be going with you on deliveries from now own."
"Death? What kinda dumb name is-" Then Felix saw the glistening muscles on Death.
"So Felix, I heard you're pretty mean to women..."
"Uh..."
"I'll fix that attitude, but after you get the money."
"Uh..." then he turned to Kamon. "That'll be 20 bucks."
"Thaaank, you." She took the pizza and gave him the money. "Have a good day."
He nodded before Death dragged him off by the back of his shirt.
"Whoa..."
"I know." Then she pecked his cheek.
"That was badass!"
"I know." Then Kamon pecked Morgan's cheek again.
"At the rate we're going this town will finally be more peaceful." Then they ate their pizza as the rain raged even harder outside.
Next week...
"Yay! Beach!" Cheered Kamon. "How come I don't see many people?"
"Oh, nobody knows about this beach, it's a secret place." Morgan explained. "Only Rod, my family and a few of the building tenants know about this beach."
"I can tell, the water looks so clean and no trash anywhere!"
"Damn straight, we're no litter bugs. So, wanna meet some decent human beings?"
"Finally, aside from Rod, all you've shown me was trash."
First stop was the docks.
"Here's our building manager Kole and his brother Blaine." He said pointing to 2 skinny dark skinned men in striped swim trunks.
"Hey, I've seen you around before." Said Blaine.
"You have?" Said Kamon.
"Yeah, you probably didn't see me but I was watching the same movie as you guys."
"You don't mean that in a stalkerish way right?"
"No, I was in one of the seats and you passed by me." He explained.
"Oh thank god. I've seen way too many stalkers."
"In anycase, nice to meet you, I'm Kole the building manager. Hope you take good care of Morgan."
"I will, he's a great guy."
Next stop is the hotdog stand...
"Here's one of our neighbors, Kenan."
"Hallo! I am Kenan!" Said the Green haired guy with light skin and black speedo.
"That's quite the deep voice..."
"Are you Morgan's girlfriend?"
"Yes."
"Are you a Nang Tani?"
"How'd you know?"
"Banana Leaf clothing and you're floating above the sand right now."
"Most people assume I'm some weird ghost."
"Nah, I can tell the difference."
"Oh, that's right. Kenan has a hobby. He's absolutely crazy about monster girls studying up on each and everyone out there..."
"Uh huh! I'm practically a professor."
"Okay, that's pretty cool." Said Kamon. "What sort of topics do you focus on?"
"Everything! People might mistake me for an Anthropologist because I tend to go off on a tangent and learn everything about the place of origin for each monster girl."
"He's literally a man of culture." Morgan joked.
Kamon and Kenan then laughed at that remark.
"Well I gotta go, the mermaids' migration patterns suggest they're about to take a break by those rocks!" Then Kenan ran off.
Next stop, Morgan and Kamon were sharing a surfboard as some other surfer was right next to them.
"Alright dudes, just keep your balance and don't go crashing into the water."
"Right on Burt!"
"This is kinda f-" Kamon then shut up after a shark jumped over them! "Shit..."
"Okay, outta the water dudes!" Then the shark jumped out, turned into a mershark and then dragged Burt away!
"Burt! No!"
"Is he gonna be okay?"
"Yeah, he dies every week and comes back...somehow..."
"He does?!"
"It's fine, he uses this as a life insurance loophole and invites everyone for a chicken dinner afterwards."
"Mmmh...chicken. So why did you get so dramatic seeing him die if this is a normal thing?"
"I wanted to scare you." He said with a smug face.
"Jerk." Then she flicked his forehead.
And so they spent the day having fun. Building a sandcastle, only to tear it down while roaring like giant monsters. Helping one of the neighbors collect oysters. Then finally enjoyed some barbeque as the sun sets...
"Wow...what a great view of the sun going down." Said Kamon.
"Yeah...the more crowded places would be too loud to enjoy it. Like this..." Then Morgan sighed. "The last time I enjoyed a time like this, it was with...a former crush..."
"Ooooh...am I like her in any way?"
"No way, you are leagues beyond what she was." He sighed sadly. "A lot better..."
"Okay, I've been getting a lot of clues to your past and I tried to not pry, but now I just wanna know because it's annoying me!" Kamon ranted before grabbing Morgan and dragged him away.
"Woah! Hey what are you doing?"
"We are gonna talk about this and you better explain or else."
"Okay, let's talk back at the apartment."
Later...
"Speak, what's with this dark past? Why were you unfriendly with that girl? How come Rod can't be in video game tournaments anymore? Who's your first crush?"
"Okay...I'll tell you everything." Then he turned around. "A girl I loved named Chizuru...she was very sweet...I sadly never got to tell her how I felt. She helped me out a whole lot, we were best friends...and then just like that...she suddenly fell ill and had to go to a hospital. I'd go visit her every day seeing how she was doing. Rod cared a whole lot. However our friends, including Ruth were apparently getting tired of it..."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah...they...they..." Then started crying.
"They what?"
"They made me think that Chizuru wanted someone to pull the plug on her life support machine."
"No...how did they..."
"That will come later...so anyways...she begged me to do it, put her out of her misery...I tried talking her out of it, but she insisted so I did..."
"No..."
"The worst part, the doctor told me she was gonna make it in a week's time..."
"No..."
"The end of the story is when Rod overheard what Ruth and the others did. Torturing Chizuru to make her beg for death...Rod was enraged and beat them all up! A fan saw Rod do this and then posted it to social media sites not understanding what happened. From that point on, Rod got banned from videogame tournaments."
"That's...heartless!"
"I killed a woman and Rod beat up some people including some women...that's probably why you and Gun appeared...so now that you know...you can curse me..."
"Are you crazy?!" she yelled, making him jump. "I'm not cursing you!" Then she ran over and hugged him.
"But...I took a life."
"You were tricked into doing it...you'll be spared. The only guilty ones are Ruth and these 'friends'..."
"How will we make them regret what they did? You saw Ruth, she didn't even look sorry when we saw her."
"Oh believe me, when I want to, I can get very twisted with my curses."
"Wait, but I thought you couldn't curse women."
"When we're through she'll feel like she's been cursed, now let's go buy some bananas, a gorilla costume and a bunch of wood and straw."
"Uh...ok."
Later...it's night Morgan meets Ruth in the middle of the street.
"Okay...so...you wanna accept my apology now?" Said Ruth with some others.
"Yes...I've realized how much of a bore Chizuru was..." Morgan said, cringing under his breath. "Now I have my loving Kamon...just hope you don't pull the same bs in case she gets critically ill because I'll finish the job Rod started."
"Never again, I just want my friend back, I promise."
That's when rustling trash cans in a dark alley were heard.
"What was that?" Said Morgan pretending to panic.
"Okay start throwing the bananas." Rod whispered to Gun.
"Right." with that she started hurling out the bananas.
Ruth and the others were getting hit with bananas.
"What's going on here?" Asked Ruth.
"Nothing really, I just lured you here because I'm still spiteful. This part of town has a curse on it and will choose the truly wicked."
"What kind of curse?"
That's when a gorilla costume stuffed with straw appeared and was carrying a wooden plank.
"The curse of Gogo. Animal Control shot him dead and now his ghost haunts this place." Morgan explained. "Get her Gogo!"
"Wait! Uh...how do we lift the curse?"
"You must move to the next-next town, the ghost of Gogo reaches very very far."
"Yeah right, if there is a curse, then let's see the gorilla actually hurt me!" Said one of the guys. Then Kamon made the costume smack him with a hand filled with wood! "Ow! The ghost is real!"
"Now get lost."
"RUN!"
That's when everyone emerged from the darkness of the night all laughing.
"You think they'll really get outta town?" Asked Rod.
"If they don't, I have more ideas." Said Kamon.
"Thanks Kamon, there's still a few more jerks in town, but really...thanks."
"I'll always be here for you Morgan. You have nothing to worry about."
Then Morgan and Kamon closed their eyes before pressing their lips together.