[The IPSA Science Corps Presents]
[jingle] "Kowalski's Invention Vlog!" [ding]
[The following is a recording of the F.A.N.F.I.C.T.I.O.N Antidisclosure project]
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A Chinook Helicopter touches down in an ice-field followed by two ospreys. The Super-plane lands nearby Skipper, Private, and Rico hopping out. The Chinook helicopter's cargo ramp started to lower as the twin rotors slowed to a stop. As soon as the ramp of the Chinook's cargo hold touched to the ground a motorcycle with horizontal wheels and hovering a foot off the ground sped out. Kowalski 'slid' to a stop and hopped off shutting off the bike as he did so. The weird rotating lights shut off and the bike dropped to the ground.
"Welcome to another edition of the invention vlog," Kowalski said taking off his helmet.
"featuring the hovercraft motorbike…or Hover-bike for short!"
[name: Hover-bike]
[type: Hovercraft]
[odds of threatening to destroy the entire world: N/A]
[DESCRIPTION OF INVENTION]
Two small Hovercraft, a large cargo hovercraft, and a North Wind Hover-tank were 'parked' next to each other. Several Hover-bikes in different colors stood parked in front of the various hovercraft. Kowalski was leaning against one of them.
"this is the hover-bike which unlike the hovercraft's over there runs on anti-grav generators…instead of lift fans, skirts, and a massive thrust fan."
"much like that hover-tank over there," Kowalski said.
Kowalski then pulls out his anti-grav gun, "its runs on a similar concept as this."
"the rotating lights you saw earlier is the anti-grav generator working. It uses centripetal force to counter the forces of gravity…think of it as reverse artificial gravity. Don't worry it won't float away like the anti-grav socks."
"right," skipper said.
"now it's time for the workings," Kowalski said.
[Workings of the Invention]
Kowalski had set up a portable map stand and brought down the blueprints of the hover-bike.
"Now power goes from the large vehicle power cell," Kowalski said, "to the electric generator which then sends the power to the anti-grav generators one in each of the horizontal wheels. Spinning electromagnetic gyroscopes help spin special bars which produces an electromagnetic field that counters the effect of gravity and allows the bike to hover effortlessly a few feet off the ground."
Kowalski hits a switch and the bike hovered a few feet off the ground, "see it's not rocket science."
"now this is the part where we usually test the…"
"we need to get out of here now! This entire ice sheet is unstable!"
"what?" Skipper said as the ice sheet they were standing on suddenly lurched.
[testing of the invention]
The penguins sped away on four of the hover-bikes as the ice started to collapse behind them.
"come on come on!" Kowalski said as they sped away from the collapse zone.
"Kowalski!?" Private said almost tipping into a crevasse.
Rico and Skipper were already in the Super-plane their hover-bikes already stashed.
The Chinook and Osprey took off without us as a massive crack started heading towards the plane. A piece of ice shot upwards forming a ramp that Private was too slow to avoid. Private ditched the bike which floated out of reach before speeding into one of the rotors of the osprey. The rotor exploded and the osprey crashed back on the ground and exploded further destabilizing the ice sheet.
"Private!" Kowalski yelled speeding up and catching him on the back of his bike.
The ground beneath the super-plane started to buckle as the plane started to move downward. Kowalski sped forward on the bike as the ice-sheet behind it suddenly slipped into the sea. Kowalski jumped the bike as more ice buckled, collapsed, and slipped away. Kowalski sped ahead and jumped the bike into the waiting super-plane which was starting to takeoff. The ice buckled again as the Super-plane found itself at the top of an ice cliff. The ice shelf started to crack as it began to move forward and tilted as it started to fall apart.
"full power!" Skipper shouted and the chimps went into overdrive.
The rotor reached it full speed and the wings started flapping. The plane barely took off the ice as the ice shelf slid forward and avalanche right into the ocean. The plane was almost knocked out of the sky but managed to clear the destructing ice-sheet. The wreckage of several hovercraft and the rest of the hover-bikes in the ocean.
"well at least these four works," Private said.
And then the four-remaining hover-bikes exploded.
"oh, come on now!" Kowalski shouted.
[Final notes]
A battered Super-plane landed in the penguin's hanger, "well I guess we owe the north wind one hover-tank," Skipper said.
"well even though they were destroyed," Kowalski said, "the hover-bikes were a success."
"well…see you next time."
[Invention Success/Failure: Success]
[Status: Destroyed]
[jingle] "Kowalski's Invention Vlog!" [ding]
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