*Flashback*
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action... Just when the cast thought they were safe, I swung in to surprise... I mean... antagonize them. Cast were forced to show their creative sides while showing off their backsides as they made superhero costumes out of spandex. And some other junk. Nice tights! Of course, they were foiled by the diabolical Pythonicus and Cobra Boy, super evil alter egos of the villainous Chef and less villainious Jared. In a fight against evil, the cast proved they could be heroes. And also, losers! In the end, the most diabolical of them all were Marshal, Nova and Brooke, who conspired to have Nathan and Sammy vote for Nova, which in end results in Nate driving back home. Will Super-Sammy recover from losing his boyfriend? Will Marshal and Nova ever hook up? Maybe you'll find out right now. Maybe you won't. On another totally dramatic episode of... Total. Drama. Action!
*Flashback ends*
*Opening Intro*
Two spotlights appear, one from one direction and one from another. One camera appears from sewers with mice on it and second camera emerges from tree finishing with clapboard clamping down.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
The camera then rushes through the film set, miss Chris in his vehicle, then pass several props until it hits the clothes rack scattering clothes around.
You guys are on my mind
After that it flies over the fake cliff, leans down and drops from sky landing in a tiny swimming pool.
You ask me what I wanted to be
Inside the water Samantha is brawling with the shark
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Camera leaves water and we see Doug sleeping on the surfboard with seagulls flying into his direction until one hits him and send him down in the water.
I wanna be famous
Camera then reveal that it was Marshal who was shooting seagulls at him. Next to him stands Nova who looks annoyed that Marshal doesn't give her any attention. Camera pass them and leave the recording studio.
I wanna live close to the Sun
We see Brooke who is sunbathing with two plushies that looks like Cody and Gwen from season 1. She then starts smirking.
Pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Camera then moves to the makeup confessional where Taylor is preparing for a party until one hand from left side spray deodorant in her eye.
Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day
Camera moves to the place where Andrew is fighting with Jeremiah on two big stilts. Then Andrew throws Jeremiah down.
'Cause I wanna be famous
We move to the police movie set where Chef dressed up as cop chase after Kelly. And then we see Jared who is juggling balls in studio but when he see the camera he drops balls and accidentally he click on the button which cause explosion outside.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Outside Izzy is waving to the camera and when bear next to her starts growling she growl back and start chasing terrified bear.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
They pass the Lame-o-sine in which are sitting Cordelia and Kirsten. Cordelia then open the door which leads us to the Gilded Chris Award Ceremony where Chris is in his blue suit and Chef is in his beautiful pink dress.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
Camera then show the view in the aftermath studio where Samuel and Nathan are sitting on the main couch and are trying to kiss each other but stop as soon as they discover camera is looking at them. Camera moves away showing other characters when on the screen above appear the Total Drama Action logo.
*Intro ends*
*Craft Services Tent*
The camera shows all of the contestants currently being in the Craft Services Tent. Marshal, Brooke, Nova and Sammy are currently sitting at the left side of the table near the exit and are shaping something at their plates with tortillas and beans. Sam is currently sitting at the left side of the table near the kitchen and is watching the others working while Andrew is standing on the top of the table Sam is sitting at.
-Ten more seconds! The best looking burrito wins!- Andrew announced with enthusiasm to the people making their burritos.- Think I'd make a good reality show host?- Andrew asked Sam after a second with hope in his eyes.
-Comparing to Chris, then yes. You are definitely better host than him.- Sam replied to Andrew which caused him to starts blushing.
-Thanks, it's really mean a lot to me.- Andrew replied with blush on his face.
-Then maybe you should go for that.- Sam suggested.- Who knows? Maybe you will be even more successful than Chris someday.
-Yeah.- Andrew said with a dreamy eyes when suddenly Nova starts yelling at him.
-Hey! Mr. Perfect Host! Time's up!- Nova yelled while pointing at the timer at her phone which already reached zero.
-R-right!- Andrew stuttered as he approached her.- So, Nova, what do you have here?
-I present to you! Me!- Nova replied as she showed the burrito version of herself, with body made out from beans, tortilla hair and with face made out from olives.
-Well, quite incredible.- Andrew commented.- You even kept the proportions.- Andrew added as he focused on her burrito.
-Oh, please! That's incredible? Just look at my masterpiece!- Marshal interrupted them as he showed them his plate which had a burrito in shape of a car on it and even had a little guy sticking out of a front window with a gun made out of olive.
-Pretty neat as well.- Andrew stated.- I would say both of you did pretty good job.- Andrew added as he gave them a thumbs-up.
-But which one of us did better?- Nova asked, looking really serious as her eyes turned towards Marshal.
-Wait a second. I still have two more burritos to check.- Andrew replied politely as he turned towards Brooke who had, just like Nova, made burrito versions of existing people. More specifically burrito versions of Gwen and Cody making out on the tortilla swimboard.
-I present to you my calling towards the love of a Gwody ship! Gwen x Cody in short.- Brooke explained her work to Andrew.
-Interesting but...isn't Gwen with Trent right now?- Andrew asked, looking a little bit confused.
-He doesn't deserve her! Cody does! They need to be together! Do you hear me?!- Brooke suddenly starts yelling at Andrew which caused him to look even more confused.
-Oooookkaaaaayyyy... What about you Sammy?- Andrew asked as he turned towards crying Sammy.
-S-s-s-s-so... I-I-I kn-know that m-much t-t-t-time hasn't passed since N-N-Nate got eliminated b-b-b-b-but I really miss him s-s-s-s-so...- Sammy stuttered out while sobbing quietly as he pulled out even more detailed burrito version of Nate with his eyes made from brown olives, hair looking as shaggy as real Nathan's hair and with a perfect resemble of his clothes as well.
-Awwww...That's so sweet.- Brooke commented, looking really moved by it.
-Brooke's right. I also think it's really sweet of you, Sammy.- Andrew commented, even with a single tear in his eye.- I hereby announce, Sammy, the winner of burrito building contest!- Andrew announced which caused Sammy to lighten up a little.
-Really?- Sammy asked, looking quite surprised.- I mean... Others did a pretty good job as well, I don't think mine was that good.- Sammy replied while gesturing towards others people works.
-Yeah! And I would like to know why I didn't won?!- Nova yelled, while putting a strong accent at ''I''.- I demand a second judge! Sam!- Nova yelled, this time pointing at Sam.
-Hey! Don't drag me into your business! The only judge I can be of is a judge of a taste of your works.- Sam commented.- I am quite serious, can I ate one of those?- Sam asked after a moment.
*Confessional-Nova*
-This whole game is starting to get frustrating! How am I supposed to win if I can't even win in something as simple as burrito making challenge! Ahh! No. No. I will not lose to this losers! Do you hear me?! I will not!
*Confessional ends*
-No! I demand a neutral opinion!- Nova yelled, now looking really frustrated by her loss.
-Oh, don't be so mad at yourself, Nova. I think you did quite good.- Marshal replied to her with slightly flirty eyes and after a second the entirety of Nova's burrito landed on Marshal's face.
-Then put it in yourself! What about that?!- Nova yelled back at him as she left the table and proceed to the exit when suddenly Jared, who was now wearing a faded magenta Medieval-styled costume. He was also holding a simple horn with a flag marked with a magenta-and-black shield.
-Move back peasant!- Jared yelled to Nova as he pulled her back in and then he blew a few notes on his horn and then yelled.- Hear ye and rise! For Sir Chris!
-Sir? Someone needs an ego check.- Sam commented as she rolled her eyes.
The camera then moved to show Chris, in a silver helmet, riding atop a horse from fourth episode onto the Craft Services Tent. He was also holding a boot made entirely out of glass. Jared then placed a small red rug on the floor and second later Chris dismounted off his horse into that rug.
As soon as it happened Sammy's humor immediately lightened up and he starts squeaking.
-Eeeeeeeehhhhh! He has a glass boot which means today's genre is fairytail! OMG! My dreams come true today!- Sammy yelled, fulled by enthusiasm.
-Sammy, dude. If you ever steal my intro again, I'll have to personally boot you off the show.- Chris really seriously replied to Sammy which caused him to look a little scared.
-Hey! You can't boot out Sammy!- Sam yelled at Chris immediately, looking angry because of that statement.
-Actually, he can. He's the host.- Andrew replied after a moment.
-And he has the glass boot after all.- Brooke added as well.
-And the foot that fits determines the princess for today's... fairytale movie challenge.- Chris announced to the contestants.- The rest of you compete for the honor of rescuing the fair princess.- As soon as Chris said that Sammy starts jumping in the place and throwing his hand into the air.
-Me! Me! I wanna be a princess!- Sammy yelled with a smile on his face.- At home it was always me being the princess and Sam rescuing me as a knight.- Sammy explained after a second with enthusiasm.
-I said princess, not prince, Sammy.- Chris replied after a second.- And you don't qualify in this matter.
*Confessional-Sammy*
-That's so not fair! They're totally degrading me to a title of an ugly stepbrother. Why is that, the women can become knights, but the men cannot become princesses?
*Confessional ends*
-Then what are you even talking about?- Nova commented.- Obviously from the rest of the girls, I am the most of a princess material.- Nova added with a smirk on her face.
-I also said ''fair'' princess, Nova.- Chris replied to her after a second.- And what we think is fair is that the candidates be the ladies who won last time. Sam and Brooke.- Chris explained as he pointed at Sam and Brooke.
The camera then changes and shows now both Sam and Brooke sitting on the table near the exit, both of them already without their left boot, while all of the others waiting and standing near them. Chris is currently standing in front of Sam with a glass boot in his hand.
-Why don't you give Brooke the title already!- Sam complained.- There is no way I will be a princess anyway!- Sam stated as she crossed her arms and looked away.
-If you don't try the boot on you can as well already went towards the walk of shame.- Chris commented and caused Sam's eyes to wide open and making her reconsider that.
-Okay! I will try this boot on. It's not like it will fit anyway.- Sam commented doubtfully.- This boot is obviously too big for my feet.
-Oh! Oh! I stuffed my feet in tinier shoes!- Sammy yelled out, still hoping for his chance as a princess.
-Okay. If It makes you happy then Brooke will try the boot first.- Chris replied, now looking really annoyed by Sam's attitude.
-Are you sure Chris?- Brooke asked after a moment.- It's not like I don't want to be a princess because I want!- Brooke replied to Chris.- But Sam's right, this boot is really tiny, like a kid's boot.
-What can I say? Princesses are supposed to have dainty feet.- Chris shrugged and commented as he starts trying to put a glass boot on Brooke's feet but unsuccessfully and after a few minutes he gave up.- Sorry Brooke. It looks like you are not a princess material.- Chris stated which caused Brooke to sigh and leave with a sad face.
-Oh no no no no no! I will not become a princess!- Sam yelled, looking really surprised by the turn of events when suddenly Chris easily put a glass boot on Sam's feet.
-Oh, look! It fits perfectly!- Chris happily commented and in the same moment the top of the boot cracked a little.- Well, almost. Let's get this over with before she loses a foot, and I lose another lawsuit. Chef?- Chris said and then yelled so Chef would come to them.
-Wh-wh-wh-wh-what?! Wait! No! I won't be a princess!- As soon as Sam yelled that Chef entered the Craft Services Tent in a blue fairy dress, angel wings on his back and with a wand covered with tons of glitter. He then approached Sam.
-I dub thee Princess Samantha.- Chef said with annoyed eyes and then waved his wand above Sam's head which caused ton of glitter to splattered around ad caused the others to starts coughing.
After a second as a cloud of glitter lowered Sam turned towards the rest of the group.
-God dammit!- Sam yelled, looking really angry and annoyed in the same time, then Sam kick the boot of her feet and it flies all the way towards Andrew's head and hit him in the eye.
-Ow!- Andrew yelled in pain as he covered his face.
-Oh my god! Andrew! I am so sorry!- Sam yelled as she run towards Andrew.
*Confessional-Andrew*
The camera shows Andrew, now with a black eye, sitting in the confessional.
-I have become the beast instead of the beauty. A prince turned into a frog! Such a fate! Did Sam did that on purpose? No, no. She's not evil, she was just annoyed by that situation. And just one black eye will not make me lose my love and hope towards her.
*Confessional ends*
The screen then showed Chris's face next to the book. Both in the yellow background.
-It's story time with Uncle Chris.- Chris's face peacefully said as the scene changed to Chris sitting in a big purple armchair with the same book from earlier in his hands, now opened, his armchair was accompanied by a matching footstool, a bed table next to the armchair and a fireplace in front of him.
Next to the armchair, on the rug was sitting Jared, wearing his pajama: plain black shirt and black sweatpants. The camera also show all of the contestants except for Sam standing in front of them in this order: Andrew, Sammy, Marshal, Brooke and Nova.
-Do I need to?- Jared whispered to Chris, looking really embarrassed.
-Of course! What am I paying you for!- Chris yelled to him and Jared just sighed in defeat.
-Uncle Chris, could you, please, tell me a nighttime story?- Jared asked Chris in a childish voice and then shoved his face onto his hands.- God! It's embarrassing.- Jared then quietly added.
-I'll sure will, my child.- Chris replied with peacefully voice as he patted Jared's head and then he starts reading the book he was holding.- Once upon a time, five brave knights went on a quest to rescue a princess from her ivory tower. But it wasn't gonna be easy. First, the knights had to get past... my very good friend, the terrible toothless troll...- Chris read with a smirk on his face as the camera zoomed on Chef, now wearing a tattered vest, trousers and a green wig and a green fake beard. After a moment Chef as well blackened a few of his front teeth with a sharpie.-... and his Badbreaks Bridge.- As soon as Chris said that the camera showed the full view of a bridge. It showed the waterfall background, large mountainous set containing lots of sharp rocks. On both sides were stairs. On the right the stairs leading to the bridge and to the left stairs leading back towards the ground. As soon as contestants saw that, they gulped.
-To get past the terrible toothless troll, the knights had to wear disguises.- Chris explained to the contestants.- There was the frog prince and the ugly stepsister.- Chris said as he thrown a big frog-like helmet towards Andrew and an enormous red wavy wig towards Sammy.- Sleeping beauty...- Chris said as he thrown a pink sleep mask Nova.-...and one of her seven dwarves.- Chris added as he thrown a tall wizard hat to Brooke.- And Little Red Riding Hood.- Chris ended as he thrown a red hooded cape to Marshal.
-Can we at least name me a Little Red Riding Soldier?- Marshal suggested.- My mother never read me fairytales when I was little anyway. Only WW2 stories.- Marshal explained.
-Why?!- Sammy asked, looking surprised.- That's sooo cruel and bad!- Sammy commented as Marshal just rolled his eyes.
-No dice, dude. That's what it says in the script.- Chris replied to Marshal after a second as one of interns brought a plate of cookies and a cup of milk to Chris.- And so one of the seven dwarves approached the terrible troll.- Chris continued up the story as Brooke put a wizard hat on her head. It is noticeable that the hat is too big and is now covering her eyes as well.
-Hey! I don't see anything in that stupid hat!- Brooke yelled, looking quite annoyed by that fact.
-Oh yeah, for this challenge, each knight is blind.- Chris announced and all of the contestants starts complaining.- Nowhere in this story does it say, "the cowardly knights complain". So get it together, dwarvie, and get crossing.- Chris ordered Brooke with annoyance in his eyes and after a moment he poured one of the cookies in milk and ate it.
*Time skip*
The camera now shows Brooke in a tall wizard hat covering her eyes as she walks onto the bridge. She stops for a moment and she looks like she is concentrating on something.
-What is she doing?- Nova asked, looking quite surprised.
Then Chef, looking quite annoyed by the fact of Brooke not moving, starts approaching her, and when he tried to grab her after he reached her, she slipped under his legs and starts running towards the end of a bridge much to everyone's surprise.
*Confessional-Brooke*
-How I did it? It's quite simply actually. I just really concentrated on my surroundings and when I finally heard Chef walking through the bridge and getting closer, I knew this is the time to act. I must say though that I had so much luck as well because it could end the opposite way if I did just one wrong step.
*Confessional ends*
-Next, the sleeping beauty. She gather all of her strength and approach the toothless troll.- Chris continued the story as Nova, now wearing a pink night mask on her eyes, walked onto the bridge as everyone waited on the ground for a results. Nova then grabbed onto one of the ropes holding the bridge together and starts walking forwards when suddenly Chef starts throwing apples at her.
-Ouch! Ouch! What is it?! Ouch!- Nova yelled as she was hit with numerous amount of apples.
-Oh, also, those are wicked witch's apples, so they're poisonous and rotten. You might wanna watch...- Chris tried to warn Nova but in the same moment Nova slipped and starts falling towards the ground and she screamed.
-Nova!- Marshal yelled and he run towards beneath the bridge and after a few seconds Nova fell directly into his arm.
-I am alive?!- Nova asked as she took off her and she immediately looked surprised.- M-M-M-Marshal? You saved me?- Nova asked surprised with a small blush on her face. Then they starts looking into each other eyes and just before their lips touched each other Marshal dropped Nova onto the ground and starts laughing. Then Nova immediately kicked Marshal into the crotch which caused him to squeal in pain.
-*sshole!- Nova yelled at Marshal.
-B*tch!- Marshal yelled back at Nova, still holding his crotch and squealing in pain.
-And I thought that maybe they would become a real fairytail couple.- Chris sighed in defeat.- What can I say? Frog Prince you're next!- Chris ordered to Andrew which caused him to gulp.
After a few minutes the camera showed Andrew, Marshal and Sammy already standing on top of the stairs leading onto the bridge. Andrew then placed the frog helmet on his head, which was now covered entirely.
-At least my head will be protected, if I fall.- Andrew commented as he walked onto the pole the bridge was attached to.
-Try maybe a little further to the right.- Marshal suggested and after a moment Andrew walked onto the right pole the bridge was attached to and Marshal starts laughing.
-Don't listen to him, Andrew. Just go forward!- Sammy yelled to him as Marshal rolled his eyes.
-Okay.- Andrew replied to him as he carefully walked onto the bridge as Chef was now holding a goose and starts launching the golden eggs from its rear like from a machine gun and soon after lot of the eggs starts hitting Andrew's helmet but nothing happened to him.
-Hey! This helmet is useful!- Andrew yelled with happiness when suddenly the eggs starts hitting the lower part of his body which caused him to start squealing in pain.
*Confessional-Andrew*
-There I was, down dirty, and deafened. And I thought "W.W.S.D.": What would Sam do? And then it came to me! She'd use her head. Maybe not as literal as I used it but still!
*Confessional ends*
The camera now shows Andrew running towards Chef with his head leaned forward and after a few seconds of running Andrew hit Chef with his helmet which caused Chef to lose balance and fell of the bridge while Andrew continued to run.
-They don't pay me enough for this!- Chef yelled, while falling towards the ground, when suddenly a parachute was released from his back and helped him land peacefully.
-Congratulation to Frog Prince. He made it through.- Chris commented as the camera showed Andrew at the end of a bridge while taking off his helmet.- Next up, ugly stepsister.- Chris announced and Sammy placed the big red wig, which covered his eyes, on his head and proceed to walk onto the bridge. But before he could take any more steps Chef already returned to his spot at the end of a bridge, this time holding an ax in his hand, and then without hesitation, he throw the ax at Sammy. Fortunately the ax attached itself into Sammy's wig. Unfortunately it made Sammy lose his balance as he fell on his knees and after a moment the bridge under him broke down and send Sammy falling towards the ground.
-Oof! Ow! Ah! Ugh!- Sammy screamed as he hit several rocks on the way down and when he finally landed on the ground he squealed in pain.
-See, Sammy is just not fairy tale hero material.- Chris commented while Jared interrupted him.
-We should help him. He could have some internal injuries.- Jared suggested, looking slightly frightened.
-Nah! He'll be fine.- Chris dismissed Jared's proposal and continued the story.
*Confessional-Sammy*
The camera shows Sammy, now with bandages on his head, cast on his neck end half of his body as well.
-Hey, how do you know if you have a concussion? Is seeing double a bad sign?
*Confessional ends*
-All right then. The final knight attempting to enter fairy tale land is... Little Red Riding Soldier. We're over this way!- Chris announced as Marshal, already in his red hooded cape, also placed a white band on his eyes. Then he starts walking towards the end of the bridge with a help of a rope holding the bridge.
On the opposite side of the bridge was now standing Chef, in his troll appear, but also now wearing a blond wig with side ponytails.
-Chef as a transgender troll?- Jared asked, looking really surprised.- Priceless.
-Rapunzel dude! Let down your hair!- Chris yelled at Chef and in the same moment Chef formed a lasso with one of his fake ponytails and thrown it at Marshal and grabbed his arm with it. Suddenly in the same time Marshal quickly grabbed the hair lasso with his other hand, jumped of the bridge, and used it like a rope to swing down and soon after he landed on the bottom of the stairs on the left.
*Time skip*
The camera now shows Chris and Jared still in their spots in and next to an armchair. Which this time was in front of some sort of stage.
-And so the terrible toothless troll knocked off two losers.- Chris announced as the camera showed Sammy, with all his injuries and Nova sitting on the ground in front of the stage as well.- But three semi-brave knights made it to the other side and continued on their noble quest.- Chris continued as the camera turned more to the right and showed Marshal, Andrew and Brooke waiting for another challenge.- Whereupon I, in my wisdom, inspired them with a vision of Princess Samantha.- Chris explained as the camera went back a little further and showed the entirety of the stage and also with a pink-tinted background with a castle in distant mountains.
After some time the camera shows Sam, still in her normal clothes, entering the stage.
-Hey! Where is your princess disguise, Jared prepared for you?!- Chris asked Sam, looking quite angry that she didn't change her clothes.
-Listen, you can force me to be a princess, but I'll never! Ever! Wear any girlish dress or paint myself as a stupid little girl!- Sam yelled at Chris, looking both angry and frustrated at the same time.
-Okay. I really don't want do that. But you left me no choice.- Chris replied to her and then turned to Jared.- Initiate Plan B!- Chris ordered Jared and Jared quickly run away.
-What's Plan B?- Sam now asked, looking slightly scared now.
-Oh, you're gonna love it!- Chris replied with excitement in his voice and in the same moment Jared came back.
-Okay. They're ready.- Jared replied and sat down next to the armchair.
-They're?! Who do you mean by "they"?!- Sam yelled, really annoyed by the situation.
-Us!- Suddenly spoke a male voice in the German accent and the camera revealed six personas walking onto the stage. The first person was Kirsten, wearing a yellow skirt that reaches her knees, yellow heels, black T-shirt and black gloves as well as sunglasses in yellow frame. The next person was Jeremy, wearing a green winter boots, black pants in green with horizontal green stripes, black T-shirt, a necklace with green letter "J" and sunglasses in green frame. The third person was Cordelia. She was wearing long white dress with some black accents. She was also wearing black dance shoes and sunglasses in white frame. Fourth person was Taylor, wearing a black winter boots, black shorts, black T-shirt and neon red jacket. She also had red gloves and sunglasses in red frame. The fifth person was Kelly, this time wearing pink heels and short pink skirt. She also had matching black top which shows off her stomach. She also had a necklace with a pink letter "K" around her neck. Her ponytail was also dyed into pink color and she wears sunglasses in pink frame. And the last person was Nathan that wore dark blue tuxedo with a light blue tie. Also black sneakers and sunglasses in light blue frame.
-Nate?!- Sammy yelled in excitement, looking really surprised.
-What are they doing here?- Nova and Marshal yelled in the same moment and then looked at each other.
-What is the meaning of this?!- Sam yelled, looking really surprised.
-Oh, don't worry miss.- Kirsten replied with a German accent. Notice that "w" is pronounced like "v".
-Ja! We're here only for a little service for Mister McLean!- Jeremy, also in German accent replied after a second.
-We're here to provide you a proper look. Worthy of a princess!- Cordelia added, still in German accent, with excitement.
-And there is no running away!- Taylor added after a second. In German accent as well.
-You've gonna be hotter than all the gurls in ze entire world!- Kelly yelled, also in German accent, with even bigger excitement than Cordelia.
-And on top of zat! We're gonna provide a little musical number!- Nathan added, also talking in German accent.
-And all of that after a break. At Total. Drama. Action!- Chris announced as the camera went black.
*After a break*
The camera now focused on the stage where some of previous eliminated people, who are all now talking in German accent, are standing in their costumes in front of Sam while the rest is currently in front of the entire stage.
-So...since our little stubborn princess don't want to dress on her own.- Kirsten started and then got interrupted by Jeremy
-We're gonna to take her on a little trip.- Jeremy explained.
-Zat's right! All ze way to Deutschland!- Cordelia added after a moment.
-Where we will stop at the door of a famous painter!- Taylor and Nathan yelled together in unison.
-Hans!- Kelly yelled really loudly as all of the eliminated people placed themselves around Sam.
-Holbein.- All of them whispered as Sam gulped.
*Haus of Holbein*
-Welcome to ze house…- Taylor started as the other quickly interrupted.
-To ze Haus of Holbein, ja! Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! Ze Haus of Holbein.- All of the eliminated people starts singing as they walked around Sam in circles.
-Hans Holbein goes around the world- Nathan sang as he showed a globe in his hand and then throw it behind him.
-Painting all of ze beautiful gurls.- Kirsten sang as she placed a gold picture frame around Sam's head.
-From Spain.- Cordelia sand as she stood in front of Sam with lipstick, mascara and blusher in her hands.
-To France.- Kelly sang as she stood also in front of Sam, right to Cordelia, while holding a violet, princess dress, that leaves arms free and a silver tiara with gems.
-And Germany.- Taylor sang as she stood next to Kelly, holding cinches and corset in her hands.
-Ze king choozes one!- All of the eliminated people sang together as Taylor throw corset to Kirsten and cinches to Jeremy.
-But which one will it be?- Jeremy sang as Nathan grabbed Sam by her left arm while Kelly grabbed her by her right arm.
-You bring the corsets.- Kirsten sang as she placed the corset around Sam's waist.
-We'll bring the cinches.- Jeremy sang as he placed all of the cinches on the corset.
-No one wants a waist over...- Taylor sang as she pulled the cinches that hard that Sam's waist circumference decreased
-Ouch!- Sam yelled in pain as soon as it happened.
-Nine inches.- Taylor casually added if nothing really happened before.
-So what, The makeup contains lead poison?- Cordelia sang as she starts making Sam's make-up by using a red lipstick on her lips. giving her a purple eye shadow and a little blush on her face as well.
-At least your complexion will bring all ze boys in.- Kelly casually commented as she pointed towards three semi-brave knights.
-Ignore ze fear and you'll be fine, we'll turn this vier into a nine. So just say "ja" and don't say "nein"...- All of the performers sang as they gave Sam a thumbs-up.
-'Cause now you're in ze house.- Nathan spoke really quickly.
-In ze Haus of Holbein, ja! Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! Ze Haus of Holbein!- All of the performers sang as they continued to walk around Sam.
-We must make sure ze princesses look great! When their time comes for their Holbein portrait!- Jeremy sang as he and Kirsten placed a purple dress on Sam's body much to her struggling and not wanting it.
-We know what all ze best inventions are to hold everything up!- Kirsten sang as she placed Sam on a chair.
-Ja, it's wunderbar!- Kelly whispered to Sam's ear very creapily.
-For blonder hair, zen you just add a magical ingredient... from your bladder.- Cordelia sang as she starts brush her hair with a comb.
-Try these heels, so high it's naughty.- Nathan sang as he placed a purple heels on her foot.
-But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty.- Suddenly all of the performers commented in normal English accent.
-Ignore ze fear and you'll be fine, we'll turn this vier into a nine. So just say "ja" and don't say "nein"...- All of the performers sang again in German accent and starts once again walking around Sam.-'Cause now you're in ze house…In ze Haus of Holbein, ja! Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! Ze Haus of Holbein.- They ended the song as they're all pointed at Sam's new appearance: a purple heels, black stockings, a violet, princess dress, that leaves her arms free and a silver tiara with gems, her pale blonde hair are combed well, a red rouge on her lips, purple eye shadow and even a little blush on her cheeks.
*Haus of Holbein ends*
As the song ended everyone was pretty surprised by Sam's new appearance.
-Wow! Just wow!- Marshal commented, quite not believing what just happened.
-What would I give to be on her place.- Brooke commented with a sad face.
-She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.- Andrew whispered to himself, full of ecstasy.
-It supposed to be me on her place!- Nova yelled in annoyance.
-If you smell burnt toast, and everything looks like it's underwater, does that mean you have a concussion? Also who is that girl on the stage?- Sammy asked after a second.
-Wasn't that song brilliant? It was so brilliant.- Chris announced with happiness.
-Thanks for listening to our song!- Cordelia thanked everyone for listening to them.
-The pleasure was on our side.- Kelly commented when suddenly she was interrupted by the rest of them.
-On ze Haus of Holbein! Ja!- They all sang as they starts leaving the stage in this order: Kirsten, Jeremy, Cordelia, Taylor and Kelly. The only person that remain on the stage was Nathan.
-Ze Haus of Holbein!- Nathan said as he took off his sunglasses and winked to Sammy and then left as well.
-I know everyone wishes they could hear it over and over and over again, and now they can.- Chris commented after a second.- Relive the magic of Haus of Holbein for only $12.99. Call 555-SELL-OUT to get your authentic Haus of Holbein CD before everyone else downloads it illegally!- Chris announced to the camera.
-Princess Sam! For all means necessary I promise that I will save you from every danger of this world!- Andrew stated as he knees before Sam, much to her surprise.- After all, you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. And the smartest.- Andrew added while Sam looked at Chris who was giving her an angry glare. Sam then sighed and said:
-Thank you, sir Andrew.- Sam replied to him, trying to not think about all she's going through right now.
-Pft! All of this is just ridiculous. You act more like sir Sucker.- Marshal commented as he rolled his eyes.
-You know, you could learn something from Andrew here.- Sam replied to Marshal.- If you want to have some chances with Nova then you need to know that most of the girls love to get a compliment once in a while.- Sam explained to Marshal while he just rolled his eyes when suddenly Chef, still in troll disguise, entered the stage on a horse from earlier.
-Look! It's the one horseman of the apocalypse!- Sammy yelled with fear in his voice.- Did you see that?! She winked her horse eyes at me!- Sammy yelled as he pointed at Chef.
-I think you do have a concussion.- Nova replied to him, looking really annoyed by him.
Then the camera shows Chef taking Sam with him and riding away from the rest.
-Shouldn't we do something now?- Brooke asked Chris.
-No, it's the classic princess abduction. As the villain makes a whirlwind getaway on a swift steed.- Chris read the story as Chef starts riding away with Sam.- So, that's how the three knight dudes lost the princess. But fate, A.K.A. me, wasn't finished with them. They followed the troll all the way to a fight to the death! Because that's how I like my princesses saved.
-Sir Andrew! I want you to know that I hope you rescue me!- Sam yelled to Andrew, not really wanting to give immunity to either Marshal or Brooke.
-I won't disappoint you, princess!- Andrew yelled to Sam, full of hope and determination.
-As good luck, I give you my favor to carry into battle!- Sam yelled as she thrown a glass boot to straight into Andrew's face which caused him to fall unconscious.
*Confessional-Andrew*
-Falling for Sam has been hard on the face. I think we'll have a no-shoes policy once we're dating.
*Confessional ends*
*Beneath the water tower*
-Sir Marshal, Sir Brooke, and Sir Andrew reached the ivory tower in which the troll had stuck the boyish princess.- Chris continued the story as Marshal, Brooke and Andrew arrived at the water tower, disguised as a castle, with Sam on top of it.- But there was only one way to rescue her. One of the brave knights had to slay the dragon.- Chris said with scary voice.
-Ooohh! Sam used to save me from imaginary dragons when we were younger, all the time.- Sammy commented after a second.
-I can't wait to see a dragon!- Nova commented after a second.- Wait a second? Where is Jared?- Nova asked.
-We don't have a real dragon. We're reusing the alien monster guy. And Jared's the one controlling him.- Chris announced when a few mechanical steps were heard in a distance. Seconds later the camera shows the monster from first episode disguised a little to look more like a dragon and beneath him was Jared, in a motion capture suit, controlling it.
-I would want to say sorry for each injury I will cause.- Jared apologized quickly.- I was forced into doing it.
-Let the dragon-slaying begin!- Chris announced as he thrown a wooden sword to each knight.
-Godspeed, brave knights! Sir Brooke, mwah.- Sam yelled as she send an air kiss to Brooke. -Sir Andrew, mwah.- Sam said as she send an air kiss to Andrew.- Marshal...mwah.- Sam said in disgust as she send the last air kiss.
-I'll save you, Princess Sam!- Andrew yelled as he run towards the water tower.
-You princess-stealing slime ball!- Marshal yelled as he run after Andrew and starts sword fighting with him when suddenly a monster starts growling above them. In the last moment Andrew sneaked away while the monster attacked Marshal. Brooke then tried to join the fight but was stopped by Andrew.
-Do you want Marshal to win?- Andrew whispered to Brooke.
-You're kidding, right?- Brooke replied while looking away.
-Then help me take him down and I'll let you win.- Andrew proposed to Brooke.- I don't care, I just can't let him have my Sam.- Andrew explained to Brooke with determination in his eyes as the camera once more showed Marshal fighting monster with a sword.
*Confessional-Brooke*
-We're in the final six so I need to take risky decisions. Marshal is my ally while Andrew suggested to give up immunity for me and is more of a friend to me than Marshal. The choice was obvious.
*Confessional ends*
The camera now shows Marshal running after Andrew around the water tower with monster running after them both while Brooke waits under the tower.
-Okay, Andrew! Wait! Wait! Now!- Brooke yelled and in the same moment Andrew stopped, turned around and hit Marshal, with his sword, into the stomach which caused him to lose balance. Andrew then hide under the tower as well when suddenly monster tripped over Marshal and fall on the ground, overwhelming Marshal in the end.
-We did it!- Brooke yelled as she climbed onto the monster.- Now I only need to find some sort of off button.- Brooke stated as Andrew climbed onto the monster and hit Brooke from behind which caused her to fall off the monster, onto the ground.
-Hey!- Brooke yelled, looking surprised and angry by Andrew's betrayal.
-Sorry, Brooke. If that girlfriend of yours were the prize, I'm sure you'd do the same thing.- Andrew commented as he hit the center of operation with his sword, turning the monster off.- Sam! You're prince is coming!- Andrew yelled to Sam as he starts climbing onto the tower.
-Wanna rescue Princess Samantha too?- Chris asked as the camera focused on him.-Now you can for only $79.95.- Chris listed the price as he pulled out a purple package containing a doll, that look nearly identical to Sam.- Order your very own Princess Samantha limited edition glass boot doll. Playing with the Princess Samantha doll is more fun and less dangerous than playing with the real Sam. Guaranteed.- Chris commented with smirk on his face.
By the time Chris ended his sentence, Andrew already arrived at the top of the water tower.
-Princess!- Andrew yelled, full of ecstasy as he leaned towards her, waiting for a kiss much to Sam's disgust.
-Wait, wait, there's no kissing!- Chris quickly interrupted them.
-Since when fairy tails don't have kissing?- Sammy asked, looking really surprised.
-Thank god!- Sam sighed in victory.
-It says here that Prince Andrew and Princess Samantha must sword fight to determine the true winner.- Chris announced the final immunity challenge.
-Whichever one of us wins the sword fight gets immunity?- Sam asked, looking quite surprised.
-You're almost too smart to be a princess.- Chris commented as Sammy raised his hand.- No, Sammy. You can't be a princess.- Chris said and left Sammy with a sad face.
-No. I am a noble gentleman. A brave knight, a handsome prince. I would never hurt a lady.- Andrew yelled as he throw a sword on the ground, on the top of water tower, and crossed his arms.
-Are you serious?!- Brooke yelled from beneath the water tower, looking really pissed off my that sentence.
-I said I was sorry, Brooke. I refuse to raise a sword on Sam. I'd give up any chance at immunity to spare her. And now...- Andrew explained his reasonings as he once again leaned down to receive a kiss and he close his eyes in the process.
-Sorry, Andrew. I just can't let immunity go. You understand.- Sam replied to him and in the same moment she kicked Andrew into his crotch and throw him off the water tower.
-I forgive you Sam!- Andrew yelled out in pain as he hit several part of a castle disguise before he ultimately hit the ground as well. As soon as he hit the ground he squealed in pain.
-Sam wins immunity! Again!- Chris announced while Sam. Although she doesn't look that pride of it.
*Award ceremony theme*
The camera shows Chris already standing, in his blue tuxedo, on the stage with one Gilded Chris Award in his right hand while all of the remaining contestants are sitting at the audience. Sammy is still having his bandages on his head and the cast on his neck and body as well while Andrew is currently having one cast on his left leg, one on his right arm, has nearly entire chest covered in cast, as well as some bandages on his head.
-So, with immunity, Sam is the first to win a Golden Chris.- Chris announced and throw a Gilded Chris to Sam, who was still wearing her silver tiara, and when Sam caught her award she suddenly grabbed her back and squealed in pain.
-OUCH!- Sam yelled as the camera turned towards Nova, sitting next to Marshal, holding a Sam's doll covered all in pins in one hand and a pin in second.
-I think she felt that. Great!- Nova quietly stated.
-Go for her stomach!- Marshal suggested to her quietly.
-Before we continue the awards though, I have some news.- Chris suddenly stopped the award ceremony.- Before the ceremony Sam demanded eighty percent of all the profits from the Princess Samantha merchandise or otherwise she will contact her lawyers. So not gonna happen.- Chris explained and Sam's face immediately turn angry while in the same moment Chef and Jared pulled a big stack of pink colored packages.- So, we're renaming them after the only other person, who looks almost identically to Sam, left in the competition: Sammy.- Chris announced and Sammy immediately start to squeal in joy and jumping in one place and then he run towards the stage and Chris.
-Your very own Prince Samuel doll!- Chris explained as he handed one doll that looked almost identically to Sammy to him.- And a contract stating that you get zero percent of the Prince Samuel profits, along with a Gilded Chris award.- Chris added as he handed a contract and a Gilded Chris to Sammy as well.- You live another week.
-Eeeeeeehhhhh! Fairytales do come true! Oh my gosh!- Sammy squealed in happiness when suddenly he grabbed his back.- Ouch! Why I suddenly feel a strong backache?!- Sammy asked as he fell on the ground.
-Also still in the competish...- Chris started as Sammy crawled himself towards the stage.
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-Now, who will live happily ever after? And who will die penniless?- Chris rhetorically asked as the camera showed Andrew, looking really scared on left side of the screen and Marshal, looking like he not really care on the right side of the screen.
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-Andrew!- Chris announced which caused Marshal to look really surprised while Andrew smiled in victory.
-What?!- Nova yelled in anger as she stood up.- This is an outrage! Andrew should be going home!- Nova yelled as she pointed at Andrew.
-Yeah, you're right. I was just kidding. Andrew's actually the one who's been eliminated.- Chris explained as he throw a Gilded Chris to Marshal much to Andrew's disappointment.
-An outrage, huh?- Marshal asked Nova, while giving her a flirtatious smirk.
*Confessional-Nova*
-All I meant was that Andrew deserved to go home! I mean what a person is willing to give up immunity just to help the one he/she love?! My feelings had nothing to do with Marshal getting voted off. As if I care about that. I don't.
*Confessional ends*
The camera shows as Andrew stood up and take a few steps forward before he turned towards the rest of the cast.
-Nova?- Andrew asked while the camera shows her doing something on the phone as she waved to him.
-Brooke? Sammy?- Andrew tried again, looking quite disappointed now as the camera showed both Brooke and Sammy playing with Prince Samuel dolls.
-It's such a shame that they didn't made knight Nathan doll.- Brooke commented, totally ignoring Andrew while Sammy nodded.
-Marshal?- Andrew asked his fellow teammate.
-Ciao! Farewell! Auf Wiedersehen!- Marshal replied, not really caring about it.
-Is no one going to miss me?!- Andrew asked, looking really sad right now when suddenly, much to Andrew's surprise, Sam run towards him and hugged him.
-I'm really sorry that this must've happened! I don't really know how you got eliminated! I swear!- Sam yelled, looking really guilty.- I'm sorry about everything that happened during today challenges. That I gave you hope and then took it just like that.- Sam explained and then kissed Andrew on his forehead which caused him to blush.- You're good guy. You'll find a girl, who's after the boys.- Sam added and then handed him, once again, a glass boot from previous challenges.- Here! Keep it as a sign of my friendship.
-Thanks.- Andrew simply replied as he took a boot from her. He then took off his sunglasses and placed them in Sam's hair.- Here! Keep them as a sign of my friendship.- Andrew added with a smile on his face and then he headed towards the Lamousine and before he entered it, he waved to Sam as a goodbye and added:
-I will root for either you or your brother! Don't disappoint me!- Andrew added and then entered the Lamousine.
*Studio*
The camera shows Chris sitting in the studio with two Princes Samuels dolls in his both hands as he watched the rest of the elimination from there.
-Marketing says our target audience is too bold for dolls. They're just not selling!- Chris sighed in defeat as the camera turned more to right and reveal Chef behind the table with a match in his hand. On the table, on the left side were two dolls, stylized into a soldiers and on the other side there were four identical dolls while in between there was a tiny cannon.
-Princes! Attack!- Chef ordered as he activated the cannon with match and it blew up the dolls on the left side of the table.
-Hey, target audience. Make sure you don't miss the next kiss-filled episode of Total. Drama. Action!- Chris announced and then he made one doll's face touch another doll face and he starts making kiss noises.- Now you see, Chef? That's how you play with dolls.-Chris commented as the screen went black.
Small disclaimer: The song used in this episode: "Haus of Holbein" is a song from "Six: The Musical". I DO NOT OWN IT!
Now, I need to say sorry to creator of Andrew, Tentelite. Andrew is actually the only character in his cast whose elimination always remained the same throughout all of the optional elimination orders that I created. Quite funny if you ask me. It probably has to do with his one sided love plot with Sam and the this episode theme as well. I just figured that princess movie theme is the best to en this plot and eliminate him. Once again sorry. I really liked writing him and I hope you liked him as well.
As for the episode. Do you like it? How do you like the song scene? It was quite funny to me to write it. How do you liked Sam as princess? For me, it was hilarious XD. When I was making the elimination order and decided that Sam will make it onto merge, I knew that she will be a princess. Also thank you all for all the ideas and reviews you send me. I really appreciate it.
Second won from Sam in the row. Well... It was mostly because princess in this episode is 100% destined to win this episode so sorry. Do you liked her win? Did Andrew's elimination felt a little too forced? How do you like our final five? Is your OC still in character?
Remaining characters:
Boys: Marshal and Sammy
Girls: Brooke, Nova and Sam
Eliminated: 15th/14th: Jeremiah and Cordelia (Without teams)
13th: Taylor (SG)
12th: Kirsten (SG)
(-): Nova (KG) (Returned)
11th: Doug (KG)
10th: Izzy (SG)
9th: Kelly (KG)
8th: Jared (SG)
MERGE
7th: Nathan (SG)
6th: Andrew (KG)
And now votes:
Andrew - Marshal
Marshal - Andrew
Sammy - Andrew
Brooke - Andrew
Nova - Andrew
Sam - Marshal
Total amount of votes:
Andrew: 4 votes
Marshal: 2 votes
And now a review question:
-Would they be able to gather other person DNA? How would they react to murder? And how good they are at solving mysteries?
See you next time ;)