Thank u, next next...thank u..next next...
UGHHH I CANNOT GET THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD SOMEONE HELP ME I THINK I'M GOING ARIANA GRANDE-CRAZY! I decided to make a miraculous AMV using "thank u next" and now I can't get the song out of my head because I listened to it so many times! Literally, I can't hum anything else-
anyways, enough about my life. :) And please read this next part, it's important.
I rewatch the episodes as I write, and I noticed that Kung Food has a bunch of dirty jokes during the fight scene that I never noticed. And when I imagine the characters reacting...I just couldn't help myself, okay? I had to make Adrien smirk, or make *completely appropriate* comments here and there...so I'm just saying that's allowed cause this is T, but you might wanna read with a teensy bit of caution. That's all. :)
The answer to the question was either the bunny or dragon miraculous. The snake was third in case you wanted to know (cause many people guessed that) but remember I only said 2, not 3. :) Again, please let me know if I forgot to write down your name..I make mistakes sometimes so I'd like to know! The winners were: sunflowerss, MiraculousLover2, SammieTheWonderFox, Rescue Wolf, Candylover777, FellowFanfictioneer, MiraculousReader, Harrypotter fan, Guest, beardancing4, XxSlytherinDemigodxX, Hetalian Fairy 243, Justin, BookCat62408
Thank you for all the reviews! It still surprises me how many people read this, because when I first posted it I thought no one would read it, so..thanks a lot for reading and revewing! :D
(P.S. I'm only responding to the reviews for Kung Food part 1, but I promise i read everything else too)
Dbzfreak60: Hm, yeah he kinda does! Never noticed that before.
JanaFantasy333: Oh yeah it's completely impossible to hate Marinette. She's not my favorite but I love her so much! :)
Remzal Von Enili: I honestly think she just said those offensive things about soup to Marinette because she completely hates Marinette and her uncle was going to make soup for the contest. But yeah maybe soup killed her once XD
unicorn404: Thank you! :) Same here, I don't hate history but I deeply dislike taking notes and stuff lol! Sorry not sorry XD. Don't worry, a part 3 is coming your way! ;) no problem, your reviews always make me very happy!
lownick67: I'm glad you liked it. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! THAT IS ME SCREAMING IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME! Abby will TOTALLY rage, except without the swearing cause well...trying to keep it PG and all XD. but yes, that rant SO gets me..
KatoGS123: Haha Savagenette and Pundrien for life XD. Um..what type of gift? it depends. Maybe, though.
XxBugaCatxX: Hopefully you're still alive enough to read this lol. Yup she did. And yes..Marinette is amazing! It really was, I agree. Good thing she kinda redeemed herself in later episodes of Seasons 2/3. It was nice to see her character development, all though I'm dissapointed her development kinda went back to square one in Miracle Queen.
sunflowerss: I'm glad you like them! :)
MiraculousLover2: Thanks! I know, sometimes she gets on my nerves. But Lila is like a 1000 times worse anyways lol. HAHA yes I love that part! Lol I will, but you'll suffer more XD
SammieTheWonderFox: Yeah it was! Chloe is rude, but nothing compared to Lila in my opinion lol.
MLBLover2020: Thank you for understanding. :)
chatnoirfan: That sounds like a great idea, but sadly I wrote this chapter before looking at your review. Sorry!
SlumberingVoid: Yes, but she doesn't count lol!
SugarsCube: I'm really glad you think so! Haha I don't know. Don't worry about it, take your time. ;) Thank you so much! For now, it's just me but you might only see that mentioned in later chapters. :)
Rescue Wolf: Lol glad you liked that part! :)
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FellowFanfictioneer: Thank you! I will!
Masterfuisyoda: haha thanks! :)
AmethystStar33: Wow that's actually a cool power! I love the bee's power too, but sadly, it's not my favorite. Ooo that's cool! I would choose the cheetah or tiger! Yes I got the message, I look forward to talking to you. ;)
Guest: Haha thanks! Oo, sounds good. ;)
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Justin: Thank you! And yes, she kinda did even though it was a bit harsh.
Ashley- A. Anderson: Thank you! You too :D
Miraculousmylife: Aw that's sad! I hope you continnue to read this. And yes, LB is amazing and Tikki is amazing too! :D
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I hope you like this chapter! Enjoy!
Chapter 49: Kung Food part 2
Scene: Le Grand Paris lobby.
Cameraman: (Running) Get out! Hurry! Get out while you still can!
Kung Food: (from a projector) Not polite to leave table without permission. Cut off all exits!(Adrien is angry and Marinette is worried at this situation)) (Kung Food's henchmen pour vats of caramel down the sides of the hotel.)
"Ew," said Chloe.
Adrien: (Trying to push the door open) Eh! (He bends down and sticks his finger in the liquid)
Marinette: What's that?
Adrien: Caramel? (dips finger on it and tastes it) Mmm. It might taste good but it's totally indestructible. Looks like we're trapped inside.
"Adrien, you don't literally TASTE things that are on the ground," Marinette rolled her eyes. "Seriously, that's gross."
Adrien laughed. "Fine, fine."
Marinette: My Great Uncle is still upstairs!
Adrien: Don't worry, I'll find him.
Marinette: Thanks. I'll... look for a way out of here…
"The excuses," Alya said, amused.
Kung Food: (From projector) You want to taste Kung Food's soup. Everybody become my servants, and Kung Food become "World's Greatest Chef"! Hahahaha!
"That's not exactly a bad plan," said Chloe, sighing. "But why cook me in soup?"
"Because you totally insulted him," Marinette crossed her arms over her chest.
Marinette: Uncle? (Switch to Le Grand Paris rooftop pool, where Henchmen add ingredients and stir the giant soup while Chloé hangs over it.)
Scene: Le Grand Paris hallway.
Marinette: I never should have riled up Chloé! I've gotta save my Uncle!
"It wasn't your fault, I was the one being a jerk to your uncle.."
Tikki: You'll do it Marinette! I'm sure you will!
Marinette: Mhm mhm!
"I'm sure too!" Rose squealed. "After all, Ladybug and Chat Noir have never failed to save us."
[Transformation Sequence]
Marinette: Tikki, spots on! Yeah! (Marinette transforms into Ladybug)
(Switch to Adrien in a staircase within Le Grand Paris)
Adrien: Time to transform!
Plagg: You didn't happen to pick up a little piece of Camembert during all this cooking chaos, did you?
"Why is it that whenever Plagg comes, the first thing says is about cheese?" Tikki asked.
"Beats me," Adrien shrugged.
Adrien: Cheese after the main meal.
[Transformation Sequence]
Adrien: Plagg, claws out! (Adrien transforms into Cat Noir)
Scene: Le Grand Paris lobby.
Ladybug: Cat Noir?
Cat Noir: Ladybug! I don't know about you, m'lady, but I'm a bit hungry.
Ladybug: Let's go eat then. Shall we?
Adrien gave her a lopsided grin. Marinette rolled her eyes and shoved him.
"Will he ever stop flirting?" Alya said, stifling a laugh. "And I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear those lines at all."
Kung Food: (Switch to Kung Food watching the duo from the pool area) Who are those two?
Hawk Moth: (From his lair) They are Ladybug and Cat Noir. They've come to stop you from completing your soup. You must add them to your recipe!
"Ladybug and Chat Noir flavored soup," said Alya, laughing. "Hawkmoth is really desperate."
Kung Food: Surprise ingredients? Hah! Delicious! (He points to Jagged Stone) You! Go capture them!
Jagged Stone: Yes, Master Kung Food. (He runs off)
Kung Food: Brat Soup even more powerful with superhero flavor.
"I have a feeling that everything that comes out of people's mouths in this akuma battle is going to sound completely wrong," said Nino. "But I can go with it."
"I tried my best to take advantage of the situation to make more jokes," Adrien grinned.
"I noticed," Marinette sighed. "You know that I was never impressed by your puns. Why do you keep on doing them?"
"Look who's talking. You literally stalked me!" Adrien pointed out.
"Alright well..can't argue with that…"
Chloé: I will not eat your soup!
Kung Food: Foolish girl. You are not eating soup, you ARE soup!
Chloe winced.
Chloé: Someone help! Let me down!
Kung Food: Don't worry, you will be let down soon enough. Hahahaha!
"Isn't cooking someone in soup going too far?" Sabrina frowned.
Scene: Le Grand Paris lobby.
Cat Noir: (Trying the elevator) Ugh! It's jammed!
Kung Food: (from a projector)
Ladybug! Cat Noir! You soon have privilege to be ingredients in Kung Food's soup. But first — you taste my special of the day! (The elevator door opens)
Jagged Stone: Seafood appetizers.
Ladybug: Jagged Stone!
Cat Noir: Seafood? This scampi happening. Let's see if you can carry a tuna!
The class laughed.
Ladybug: Look out! (They jump backwards after Jagged Stone swings at them)
Cat Noir: That's not very "rock and roll" of you, Jagged Stone.
Jagged Stone: Rock is one thing, soup is another. When I'm done with you, you'll be nothing but minced meat!
"Ouch," said Chloe. "And I thought being cooked in soup was bad."
(They fight, and Jagged Stone gets thrown into the closet. Ladybug pushes the chair to the closet and slams it shut, still sitting in it.)
Cat Noir: (To Ladybug) Good job. (They fist bump.)
Alya laughed. "That was so awesome!"
"I love how you just casually fist-bumped at the end," Nino chuckled.
"Of course we did. We're the Cat and Bug team, aren't we?" said Adrien.
"I prefer the Bug and Cat team," Marinette giggled.
Ladybug: There's no time to lose! Chloé might just be the main dish! And we better not wait to find out!
Jagged Stone: (From the closet) Ugh, get me outta here! Come on, then!
Scene: Le Grand Paris pool deck. Chloé hangs over it.
Kung Food: The soup is going to be Kung Food's masterpiece!
Chloé: Do you have to tie me up above this foul-smelling liquid! My designer clothes are going to stink of grease!
"Um, Chloe?" asked Kim.
"Yes?"
"You're tied above a boiling pit of soup, about to be dropped in and cooked to your death, and what you care about is your clothes?" he asked skeptically.
Chloe blushed. "They were expensive!"
Everyone facepalmed.
Kung Food: Soup not greasy at all! Kung Food soup very well-balanced. Hahahaha! (A projector then displays Jagged Stone, locked in the closet.)
Jagged Stone: Get me out of here! Come on!
Kung Food: Bad sous chef. (He sees Ladybug and Cat Noir enter the elevator, and then points to Mayor Bourgeois) You! Do me justice!
Mayor Bourgeois: Yes, Master.
Scene: The Elevator.
Cat Noir: Ladybug, come on. It's just you and me together. We could go places.
Ladybug: Uh, yeah. Like up.
The class dissolved in laughter.
"You know exactly how to counter my jokes, M'Lady," Adrien winked.
"It does come in handy all the time," Marinette teased.
Cat Noir: Exactly! We've got nowhere to go but up! (The elevator short circuits.)
Ladybug & Cat Noir: Ahhh!
Ladybug: You spoke too soon!
Max frowned. "When he said "up" I don't think he was talking about the fight. I think he was talking about-"
"I know very well what he was talking about," Marinette interrupted, rolling her eyes. Adrien laughed.
Cat Noir: (He tries the buttons and fails.) I think the electricity between us short-circuited the elevator.
"You try too hard, Adrikins," said Chloe. "You need to be...smoother."
"Oh, no you're wrong," said Marinette, shaking her head. "He's really smooth. Like, he's not bad at flirting. But I just didn't fall for it. To be honest, it was just kind of cute."
Adrien's mouth dropped open. "Why didn't you tell me?"
"Um, because I didn't want to encourage you. You wouldn't have let me live it down," Marinette laughed.
Ladybug: You wish. More like us getting ourselves into a sticky situation. (The elevator door opens.)
"Were you actually trying to flirt back?" Adrien smirked.
Marinette looked startled. "Wha-? No! Of course not. It was just something that came out of my mouth at the time."
"Uh huh, let's revise," Adrien grinned. ""Ladybug! I don't know about you, m'lady, but I'm a bit hungry. Let's go eat then. Shall we?" "We have nowhere to go but up." "More like us getting ourselves into a sticky situation"."
"Now you're just trying too hard!" said Marinette, turning red. "That's totally pulled out of context."
"Think what you like, M'Lady!"
"Ughhh.."
Mayor Bourgeois: Royal hotpot with its giant string of smoked sausages! (He swings it around.)
Ladybug: Looks like a food fight is coming our way.
Cat Noir: I prefer my sausages with mashed potatoes.
"Gross," said Alya. "I prefer my sausages with nothing."
Adrien shrugged. "Actually, I don't like mashed potatoes either. I just said that for the sake of joking."
"I should have guessed that," Marinette sighed. "Oooof course you did."
(They fight, and Mayor Bourgeois flings the heroes into a hotel suite.)
Mayor Bourgeois: Welcome to the world famous Suite 36 of this hotel.
Ladybug: If we're not careful, we'll be the mashed potatoes!
The class burst into laughter.
Mayor Bourgeois: You're no competition, Ladybug. (He charges them, and Cat Noir gets captured.)
Hawk Moth: (From his lair) Time to pick up the bill, Kung Food. Grab Cat Noir's Miraculous. His ring. Bring it to me! Do it now!
Ladybug: You've got the wrong superhero, Bourgeois! I bet you don't know how to do this. (She does a move with her yo-yo.)
Mayor Bourgeois: Really, Ladybug? (He copies the move, but gets his weapon caught in the chandelier. It falls and his weapon traps him.)
"Smart!" Alya nodded. "Make him hit himself."
"Not bad at all," Chloe agreed.
"Saved by the bug at the last second," Adrien smiled.
Cat Noir: Nice work, my lady. Shall we go and find the head chef?
Kung Food: (watching from a projector) Pea-brain! Useless!
"He may not know English but he knows some good insults," Adrien laughed.
Kung Food: My recipe not perfect without those two! (He points to Marlena and Alec) Capture them, and don't mess up or you'll end up in soup, too!
"Ouch," said Nino. "Most bosses would just fire them, but looks like this maniac would rather cook them in soup."
Everyone laughed.
Alec & Marlena: Yes, master. (They run off.)
Chloé: My hair is ruined! Do you know how long it took to style it this morning?
"How can you even care about your hair at a time like this?" Marinette shook her head, mystified.
"Because it's important to me!" Chloe scoffed.
"Chloe, your hair looks the same every day," Adrien sighed.
"Do I need to remind you that you all wear the same exact clothes every single day?" Abby yelled from the back of the theater.
Kung Food: It won't be a problem soon.
Chloé: Ladybug, help me!
Kung Food: Ahahahahha!
Scene: Le Grand Paris dining hall.
Ladybug: We're almost there.
Cat Noir: Great. All this fighting has made me hungry!
"What were you even trying to say?" Marinette facepalmed.
"That I was hungry," Adrien smiled.
"Then why didn't you just eat the cream off the floor?"
"It was caramel."
"Yeah, whatever. But you didn't have a problem eating it when you were Adrien! So just eat the caramel."
"Nah."
Kung Food: (from a projector) Kung Food is generous. No need to choose between cheese and dessert, you get to have both! (The elevator bell rings.)
"That's not actually a bad punchline," Chloe said.
Alec: Watch the spectacular demonstration of the famous thousand flying cakes! (Marlena charges the heroes.) Oh ho! Our guests seem to have a few tricks up their sleeve, but how will they fare against the blinding stinging cheese bombs!(He shoots)
Plagg's eyes sparkled. "A Camembert monster! Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!"
Tikku sighed, rolling her eyes.
Cat Noir: Ow, he's right. The cheese really does sting your eyes.
(They fight, and Ladybug & Cat Noir win.)
Ladybug: I think it's about time we got to the second course. (they take the elevator to Kung Food.)
"You stop smirking at me right now, Adrien Agreste!"
Scene: The Le Grand Paris rooftop pool. Chloé hangs over worriedly.
Kung Food: Ah, temperature's just right. Time to add main ingredient!
Chloé: (She begins to be reeled into the soup) Oh, no no no no noooo! Ah!(Cat Noir's staff cuts the rope, and Ladybug catches Chloé)
"Purr-fect timing," said Adrien.
Chloe: Ladybug, what took you so long!? Just wait until I tell everyone—
Ladybug: (She drops Chloé) Oops.
"Savagenette," Adrien raised his hand for a high five.
"Um, I already told you not to call me that," Marinette snapped.
"Savagenette," Alya laughed. The rest of the class joined in.
"That was rude, Savaganette."
"Yeah, you're so savage, Savagenette."
"Why did you drop me on the floor, Savagenette?"
Marinette groaned. "Are you all going to call me Savagenette every time I do something rude?"
"Yes," everyone said in unison, laughing.
"Or do you prefer Ladyburn?" asked Nino.
"Ladysavage," Alya laughed.
"Burnbug," Nino added.
"Savagebug," Adrien said.
"Maroastanette," Chloe smirked.
"Those don't even make sense!" Marinette spat, going red in the face.
"Yeah, they do," Adrien argued, smiling broadly.
Kung Food: Oh no! My Brat Soup will be so flavorless.
Ladybug: I know you're more honorable than this, Cheng Shifu!
Kung Food: I am not Cheng Shifu, I am Kung Food — the Greatest Chef in the World! And nobody will stop me from finishing my Brat Soup! (He pulls out a weapon.)
Ladybug: Get back Chloé! (Chloé runs off and the heroes charge Kung Food.)
Kung Food: I take care of you two myself! (They fight.)
Ladybug: Cat Noir! The akuma must be in his chef's hat! Try to grab it!
Cat Noir: (Gets hit with powder) Ow! It burns!
"Ouch, is that chili powder?" Nino winced.
"Sadly," Adrien told him.
Kung Food: Haha! Like it spicy?
Ladybug: Lucky Charm! (A check dispenser appears.) A... check?
Cat Noir: And I think it's gonna be a steep one.
Kung Food (Pulls out a Pizza Sword) You think you can beat me with a piece of paper!?
Cat Noir: You're one to talk, Kung Food. You've been trying to defeat us with sausages and cheese! Without any luck, I might add.
"Aw yes, you go tell him!" Alix pumped her fist.
Kung Food: Grr! (He swings at them.)
(Everyone fights, and ladybug dips some of the check paper into the soup, to use a weapon. She captures Kung Food.)
"Oh wow, that's a lot of paper," said Alya. "But I guess even paper can come in handy sometimes."
Marinette laughed. "In case you haven't noticed, we don't even have any real weapons. A stick and a yoyo are more useful than you'd think, too."
Alya scratched her head. "I've never thought about that before," she said. "But you're right!"
Ladybug: Cat Noir, all his weapons come from his bag. Destroy it.
Cat Noir: Got it. Cataclysm! (Cat Noir destroys the bag, and Kung Food Falls over. Ladybug picks up his hat, and, ripping it, lets out the akuma.)
Ladybug: Your days are over little akuma! (She opens the yo-yo.) Time to de-evilize! Gotcha! Bye bye, little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug! (Everything is restored.)
"Awesome!" Nino pumped his fist.
"That was amazing!" Rose exclaimed.
Hawk Moth: (From his lair) This evil dinner was almost perfect. Revenge is a dish that is best served cold, so watch yourself — I'll be ready to strike again!
Scene: Le Grand Paris kitchen. Wang Cheng cooks up the new batch of Celestial Soup and Marinette brings him flowers.
Marinette: Could you teach me how to make Celestial Soup, Cheng Shifu?
Wang Cheng: With pleasure, Marinette. (he takes the bouquet.)
Adrien: Cooking needs no words.
Chloé: (from behind Adrien and he is surprised) Seriously? Still making soup? I told you I hate soup! You think the jury is going to approve of this?
"Chloe, haven't you learned your lesson yet?" Nino sighed.
Chloe frowned. "Yes, but I still hate soup. Even now."
"But now you wouldn't be as rude about it, right?" Marinette pointed out.
"Er..no," Chloe admitted.
(Adrien is mad at Chloé for her comment about soup)
Adrien: Didn't your father kick you off the jury?
Everyone "oooooooh"ed.
Chloé: No he didn't! I... er... I... resigned.
"I TOTALLY believe you!" Alix laughed.
"Me too," Kim added. "So believable."
Chloe turned pink. "Fine, so maybe he kicked me."
"Why?"
"None of your business, Ms. Nosy!"
Adrien: I think Cheng Shifu and Marinette have got this covered. Why don't we let the real jury decide?
"And now should I call you Savage Noir?" Marinette asked, smirking.
"Sure, Savagenette."
"I'm literally this close to punching you in the face."
"That makes two of us," Abby shouted.
Chloé: Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!
(When Chloé leaves the kitchen, Adrien scratches his head while he sighs)
Adrien: *laughs* (switch to "The World's Greatest Chef" on air)
Alec: Cheng Shifu's delicious Celestial Soup has received the highest marks overall, making you the final winner! (Adrien and Marinette looked at each other and they gave applause)
"Soup is still ridiculous, even if your uncle's soup is good to the others," Chloe said.
Mayor Bourgeois: (Tasting the soup) Ah, and it will soon be the Mayor's Special on the restaurant menu of my prestigious hotel!
Jagged Stone: Rock n' Roll! I can't wait to get home and write a song about soup!
The class laughed.
(Wang Cheng bows to the judges)
Wang Cheng: Thank you, but no longer Celestial Soup. Now called: Marinette Soup.
"That's so cool!" Rose squealed. "I want a soup named after me."
"I don't," Chloe said in disgust.
"Can I taste some Marinette soup?" Adrien asked.
"No," said Marinette. "You most definitely cannot."
(Adrien is happy at Marinette because her uncle renamed the Celestial Soup to Marinette Soup)
Marinette: Huh? 谢谢 (Thank you)!
Wang Cheng: You're welcome.
Alec: (To Marinette) Come over here and stand alongside your uncle, the "World's Greatest Chef"! (Adrien happily tells Marinette to go to her uncle) (Then Marinette and Wang Cheng both hug.)
(Adrien, Marinette and her uncle also eat the soup.)
THE END.
"Well, that was good!" Adrien said.
"No, it wasn't," Chloe argued.
"I'm just going to play the next episode," Marinette jumped in.
"Sure."
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU ABOUT THE *COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE* JOKES!
Lol anyways, here's the question for this chapter:
4) What is my favorite Chat Noir moment?
Bug out! :)