All for One sighed, if Tomura wasn't the perfect way to get back at All Might he would've disposed of him years ago. The child was a disappointment frankly and clearly not progressing in the way All for One wanted , another three Nomu destroyed with no chance of recovery. Not to mention this supposed perfect candidate to join the league not only assaulted Tomura but then died within a day of meeting with him.
Maybe it was time for a change ... Izuku Midoriya perhaps? The boy clearly had some fire in him if Tomura's description of the fight was accurate. Beating somebody to death by bashing their brains into pulp was something All for One was acutely familiar with after all. Maybe he could use that fire to ruin the boy and it would sting All Might so much more than Tomura Shigaraki would. Knowing All Might himself raised the next All for One. Hmm... yes, the more I think about it the more I like the idea. "Kurogiri, bring Tomura here."
"Yes master." The misty man opened a portal disappearing before returning with the boy in question.
"You summoned me Sensei?" Tomura bowed before his master.
"Yes, I've had a change of plans. Under no circumstances are you to kill or hurt Izuku Midoriya, the good doctor and I are working with some associates to find a way to temporarily remove quirks. Once that is complete we shall be taking him alive, am I clear?" All for One summoned the most intimidating aura he could at that last part, making it clear that disobeying his orders would result in very very unfortunate circumstances.
"I thought that was the plan already Sensei. Once we have his quirk then we can kill him." The boy questioningly stared at the man.
"Good, I just wanted to reiterate to you how important it is that he does not die or get maimed. You aren't exactly known for your temper my protege, ... well I suppose that's to be expected, after all I raised you." He laughed. "You're dismissed." He waved Tomura off before returning to his musings.
I'll let Tomura live for now, he can be my backup in case I cannot convince Midoriya to join, also Tomura would make great leverage. If the boy was driven to such savagely brutal acts by his desire to protect his allies then offering him Tomura as penance for what happened to Eraserhead seems like it could be a good way to worm myself inside his head. He turned to the stack of papers regarding the boy's life. All for One searched briefly before finding what he wanted, ah perfect. He pulled up a picture of Bakugo Katsuki tormenting Izuku, I can probably use this as well. Revenge is an excellent motivator after all. The man started cackling deeply.
Iida received the last of his check ups, the gash in his stomach now stood as a permanent reminder of the folly of his life decisions. It was a wound of shame, proof his actions had gotten himself and his friends hurt. He would use it as inspiration to never fall into despair such as he had previously. Iida stood with Izuku, Yaoyorozu, and Todoroki as they waited outside the hospital for a car to come pick them up and deliver them back onto U.A.'s campus.
"I know I have already apologized for my actions but I feel the need to do so once more. I owe you all my life after all." Iida bowed looking at the teens.
Izuku picked him back up. "C'mon Tenya we've been over this, it's in the past now."
Todoroki joined in. "Yeah it's not like I wouldn't have taken revenge against my shitbag of a father if I was given the chance."
The other three stared blankly at him.
Todoroki stared blankly at them. "What?"
"Well murderous confessions aside it seems our ride is here everyone." Yaoyorozu deciding it was best to quickly shift topics.
An unassuming black sedan pulled up before their hobo of a teacher opened the door on his side of the car and stepped out. "All four of you problem children in." Aizawa turned away before muttering. "I swear he's spreading it to the others." He stepped back into the car before the other students joined him, Todoroki in the front the rest in the back. After a bit of silence and everyone getting situated Aizawa asked. "Alright so who wants to go first?" Aizawa glared at them all through the mirror.
Tenya already swore he would pay his friends back and he would start here. "Sir I ask you be lenient with them, everything that occured was a direct result of my actions. They should be spared any punishment." He pleaded with the man.
Eraserhead activated his quirk and glared at Iida. "Oh trust me you're getting the worst of it Iida. Abandoning your internship in order to chase after the Hero Killer was not only foolish it was downright Illegal. You're lucky it was settled the way it was." Aizawa moved his gaze to Todoroki. "Todoroki I'll be more lenient on you after all it's not your fault you were there, that would be Midoriya since he called for backup. On top of that you also called in additional backup in the form of actual pro heroes, that at least was praiseworthy. However you still used your quirk illegally, you'll be joining Iida in detention for a week."
He returned his gaze to the boy. "Speaking of you Iida, normally I would have expelled a student for endangering their classmates by pulling this suicidal stunt. However I know you're not the type to normally do something like this. You'll be suspended for a week on top of a month's worth of detention and a 20 page paper due on why a student shouldn't be chasing down a serial killer, if you ever pull anything like this again there will be no next time. Am I clear?" Aizawa activated his quirk once more.
"Yes sir! I have already promised to all parties I won't ever do something so stupid again. I vow to you that I will cause no more such trouble." Iida attempted to bow but his injuries we're still causing him discomfort in the act.
"Good, lastly Problem Child and Problem Child's girlfriend. Normally I would be punishing you for this as well but since Nedzu authorized you both to act I can't. Just expect to be working a bit harder than the rest of your class during training for awhile." Aizawa chuckled, he was going to destroy them.
They both gulped, anything that made Aizawa smile was decidedly not good.
30 minutes later
"Glad we all have this situation handled because we're here." Aizawa pulled his car into his assigned parking spot at U.A. after traveling through the gate. They all walked in silence until they reached the door to the dorms. "Oh and congratulations, your famous." Aizawa pushed open the door to the dorms before pointedly walking off to the side to let everyone see Midoriya and Yaoyorozu.
Momo and Izuku were confused by the sudden statement but once they entered the dorms absolute chaos erupted.
His diversion created, Aizawa grabbed his sleeping bag and quickly snuck off the scene.
"Holy crap Midori and Yaomomo, you guys defeated the Hero Killer?!" Ashido jumped the two the second she saw them.
Kirishima shouted in his usual tone. "That's super manly, he's killed like 40 something heroes. How the hell did you two pull that off."
"You both sparkle dazzlingly, mon a me."
Koda just flashed a thumbs up.
"Midoriya, you're helping me with my quirk end of story." Shinsou had been waiting for a good chance to ask Midoriya but his patience had worn out so he just blurted that out.
"Yeah you fucking Quirk nerd, can't you stop gallivanting into danger?... Although I guess one of those incidents was my fault." The girl with the buzz cut sheepishly turned away.
Iida and Todoroki shared looks before walking over to the TV to see what exactly everyone was talking about.
It seems their entire class sans Bakugo had been waiting to ambush them once they returned. Izuku saw where Todoroki and Iida we're going and decided to follow them. The TV was playing a news article about the defeat of stain, he pushed his class aside to go listen to it. Momo followed behind him.
The class noticing his confusion parted letting them go watch.
" -ast night the pro hero Native as well as two U.A. students All for None and Deva, reportedly members of class 1-A engaged in battle with Stain the Hero Killer. The Hero Killer as you know was a vicious serial killer who has murdered 42 pro heroes in addition to critically injuring another 14. The battle lasted roughly 10 minutes according to our sources however we were not able to record any footage of the fight as the battle itself seems to have taken place in a narrow alleyway away from the bulk of the Nomu attacks. Stain was killed during this fight once the pro hero Native deemed him too dangerous to be left alive. There were reportedly two more injured at the scene of the battle, however Native has so far refused to comment about who those other two were however we're still attempting to get a statement from him. This attack came out of nowhere and was very different from Stain's usual MO, there have been speculations that he is involved with the League of Villains due to the Nomu attacking Hosu. We will update our news as we rece-" The TV suddenly cut.
Izuku looked over to see Momo had the remote in hand. "You don't need to see this Izuku." He silently thanked her, being reminded of what he had done was a feeling to say the least.
Ashido had turned her endless enthusiasm to Iida and Todoroki. "Were you the other two people the news mentioned? Is that how you got those wounds Iida?"
"Yes Todoroki and I were at the scene of the crime but we have been told not to speak of our involvement. It would be prudent that you all do not as well." Iida chopped his arm in a pained manner.
At least he's dedicated Izuku chuckled.
"Are you guys okay?" Uraka came over and started looking all over the two people.
"It was a tough fight but we pulled through with no major injuries." Todoroki stated.
Uraraka's worried look deflated returning to her usual bubbly one. "Thank god, none of you were answering the group chat so we got worried, then Kaminari of all people tells us that the Hero Killer is dead and all of you were involved."
Kaminari was shaking his hands. "I was just kind of interested in the guy, he had this charisma you know."
Jirou slapped him. "You idiot don't talk about him like he's cool when he tried to kill our classmates."
Kaminari rubbed the back of his head. "Sorry guys, I didn't mean anything by it."
Izuku was about to speak but Momo cut him off. "It's fine we know. He had convictions and the strength to see them through. If he weren't a villain I could respect him for that. However let's stop talking about it."
Izuku turned to Shinsou. "I'm willing to do that training now if you wanted, honestly thinking about quirks would be a nice distraction. Give me a couple minutes to retrieve my notebook with you in it."
"Wait you have a notebook with me in it?" Shinsou's eyes widened.
"Oh uhhhh yeah I kinda have an entry for everyone in class." Izuku rubbed the back of his head.
A few people turned at that statement.
"Izuku did I get an entry in your quirk assessment notebook?" Iida walked up to him.
"Yes?" Izuku spoke weakly.
"While it is a sort of invasion of privacy that you are taking notes on all of us I'm sure I'm speaking for others when we say we'd like to see the notebook. I must make myself a better hero so as to not get injured in the future." Iida chopped his hands vigorously.
"Yeah Midori! You can't write stuff about us behind our backs and not tell us. I wanna know if you can make my quirk better too!"
..." I suppose I can show you all of you the notebook with you in it, promise not to get mad?"
"Why would we get mad green top." The buzzcut girl had sauntered over lazily.
Izuku was beginning to get crowded again. "Uh be right back!" Izuku ran up the stairs to escape the horde.
Once he reached his room he grabbed the offending notebook and sighed. They're gonna see all the weaknesses I put in and how I rated them in a fight against me. They're not gonna like that, I was pretty rude with some of these. Oh well I told them I'd show them. He walked down the stairs accepting his fate.
He weakly shouted into the room, noticing that only Hagakure, Ashido, Shinsou, Iida, Uraraka, and Momo were still there. "I'm back and please don't get mad."
Ashido ripped the book from the freckled boy's hand before quickly skimming through to her page. She read through it quickly then found the section labeled weaknesses. User cannot spray long distances nor with much force. Keep your distance and her quirk becomes useless. Acid also gets pushed back by Air Cannon, effectively making her quirkless. Unless surprised no chance of myself losing. 0/10.
"That's so rude Midori! What do you mean I can't beat you in a fight!" Ashido was fuming, although there were interesting sections in her for support gear options.
"What'd it say Alien Queen?" Hagakure grabbed the book before finding her page. Quirk Invisibility Light Refraction, traitor suspect. (Huh so he was already onto me when I kidnapped Yaoyorozu, fucking nerds.) Weaknesses: Opponent is essentially quirkless against me, with Thermal vision she cannot hide herself. She would need to catch me unawares which is hard to do thanks to Ultra-Sight, even after it was revealed she can turn other objects invisible odds of losing none. 0/10.
"What the hell Greentop, don't trash talk us in your fucking diary."
Izuku squirmed under the wrath of two of his classmates. "I told you not to get mad."
Uraraka sighed, Deku had already pointed out her weaknesses when they fought during training, she readied herself as she took the book. Quirk: Zero Gravity. Weaknesses: Quirk effectively helps opponents who can propel themselves, increasing their speed and damage. However this is a double edged sword because she can cancel her quirk out at any time, which could lead to dangerous self harm. Now that she has incorporated a bludgeoning weapon she is not quirkless when fighting me, I can keep my distance and use Air Cannon to trip her up but her odds of victory while slim are not zero. 1/10.
Uraraka grinned in victory. "HAH! He gave me a 1/10 I'm better than both of you two."
"Midori/Moptop! Why does she get a 1!" Both of the other two girls were in his face not screaming but close.
Iida took this opportunity to grab the book for himself, he was curious what Izuku had written about him after all. Quirk: Engine. Weaknesses: Opponent cannot travel in the air, I gave Tenya a quirk to fix that. Opponent is incredibly fast but not nearly as manuerable, plus I tested Air Step before I gave it to Tenya you basically slide across where you walk, when combined with Engine's propulsion it allows the user even greater speed but not traction. Stick to the skies and stay close so your opponent cannot build up speed, the best time to strike is right after they've built some speed but not too much, use that momentum against the user. If opponent is smart they will use hit and run tactics, respond to this by climbing even higher wait for the perfect moment to steal his quirk and end the fight. EMP may short out his engines, if it does opponent is quirkless. Odds of victory if EMP does work 0/10 if it doesn't 2/10.
"I am not the bragging type but it seems I have a 2/10." Tenya laughed.
"Not the bragging type huh Iida wanna see something." Yaoyorozu opened up the book to her pages before reading it aloud. "Quirk Indra. Allows the user to generate any inorganic object in any shape she can conceive of as long as she understands the chemical makeup of said object. Weaknesses: None, while I can confidently say I can defeat Momo now her quirk has an infinite number of applications and uses, limitless as far as I'm concerned. (Seems he left out anything about One for All) Eventually Momo will overtake me. Odds of victory Currently 3/10 in the future 10/10." She smuggly smiled at everyone present.
The girls grabbed the book from Yaoyorozu to confirm her statement. "That's such blatant favouritism Midori plus this is so not fair, I don't even have a second quirk yet." Ashido pouted.
"That's better than me Mina, I can't even handle a second quirk." Uraraka sighed blaming the world and genetics.
Hagakure raised a finger to her lips, oh yeah she's never been tested. "Hey Moptop, try me." She thrust her hand out.
Izuku stared at the hand for a few seconds before realizing what she meant so he reached out and shook it. "You can handle another one but something's kinda weird with your quirk? It's fuzzy I've never seen that before. Let me try something." Izuku started fiddling with her quirk poking and prodding it, the girl seemed fine with it so Izuku pulled gently on the string. Once he did though the thing started to tear so Izuku immediately stopped.
The girl in front of him pulled back her hand and put it on her head before screaming. "AH MY HEAD'S ON FIRE! WHAT DID YOU DO MIDORIYA?!" She curled up in a ball as she sat against the wall, thankfully the pain started to recede after a bit.
Everyone present stared at Midoriya with looks of confusion and slight anger. "I have no idea, I tried to pull on her quirk because it was weird and it started to tear so I stopped. It felt like... oh my god. I need to talk to Aizawa and All Might can you please take her to recovery girl and I'm sorry Hagakure I didn't mean to do that. Shinsou sorry we can test your quirk later." Izuku pulled out his phone and called All Might.
"Yes my Boy what's up?" Toshinori's voice came from the device.
"I need you to come meet with Eraserhead at the dorm. I discovered something important."
"Yes of course young Izuku I'll be right there." The phone clicked ending the call.
"Izu what's wrong?" Momo was getting worried.
"I think Hagakure is a Nomu or some kind of experiment similar to them." Izuku paled as he said that.
Hagakure had waved the girls off saying she's fine, this was more important. "I'm what?!"
"When I started to take your quirk it started to rip, the only time I've ever seen ripped quirk strings is the nomu, even the ones in Hosu were as well." Izuku explained to the girl. "God it's just one thing after another for the past week. I swear, I need to sleep."
The girl paled, what had that bastard done to her. "Well I'm definitely not leaving after that Moptop."
Izuku sent Aizawa a text letting him know the situation. The man only responded with a frowny face.
All Might arrived in his buff form a few minutes later. "Midoriya my boy what's wrong?"
"Ah well I discovered something about Hagakure that we should probably discuss, Hagakure do you want to go somewhere else?" Izuku asked the girl.
"Nah I trust everyone here, plus you kinda already said it out loud you dunce." She lightly hit Midoriya in the shoulder.
"Sorry." Izuku realized he shouldn't have said his thoughts out loud.
Aizawa dramatically slumped into the room. "Problem Child it has not even been 15 minutes. Can you please just not from now on. Hagakure are you okay?" Aizawa leaned down putting his hand on her forehead trying to feel for a fever, he found none.
"So what seems to be the problem young Hagakure?" The symbol of pride beamed his smile at the girl.
"Well Midoriya seems to think I might be some kind of freak human Nomu experiment, which since I know Kurogiri is, seems like it might be possible. God I hate that bastard." The girl slumped.
" I wha-? What made you think that young Midoriya?" He spun to face his predecessor.
"Well I started to take her quirk and it started to rip, remember what I said about the Nomu at the USJ?" Izuku watched as his mentor and teacher connected the dots. "Her head started hurting when I tried to take it too, I've never seen anything like it before since usually stealing a quirk is almost painless."
Aizawa sighed. "Alright Hagakure we're going to take you to recovery girl to do some tests. We need to make sure whatever they did to you won't hurt you. Come on All Might. Oh and Midoriya, I swear stay out of trouble, PLEASE." Aizawa stressed that as much as he could.
Izuku winced as both men left the room. "Well we can practice your quirk now Shinsou, I feel like those medical tests are going to take awhile."
Shinsou shrugged. "Sure wanna do it here? It's not like my quirk is dangerous and I wanted to try out all those ideas you mentioned at our first hero training session."
The others found it interesting and decided to stay. "Oh I wanna be a test dummy let me Shinshin!" Ashido waved her hand while frantically jumped up and down.
Shinshin? Shinsou just face palmed. "Do not use that nickname, pleaseeeeeee."
"Fine but I'm finding a new one, you wanna join in Uravity? It'll probably be fun." She giggled.
"Eh sure why not, I am curious if I'm being honest, Shinsou's only used his quirk on me once." The other bubbly girl sat down next to mina.
Izuku joined them at the table, sitting apart from Shinsou. Momo sat next to him followed by Iida on the other side. "Okay so test one Shinsou, can you put somebody to sleep?"
Shinsou nodded. "Hey Ashido I like your horns."
"Aww-" She stopped when and everyone saw the familiar blank look of someone whose been brainwashed.
"Sleep for the next minute." Shinsou commanded.
The girl just dropped hitting her head on the table instantly waking up. "Owwwww that hurt you jerk."
Izuku meanwhile was frantically scribbling into his notebook while muttering.
Canputpeopletosleepbuttheimpactofhittingthegroundwilllikelywakethemuponlyusefulontargetsalreadyonthefloorpossibleusesincludetrippingpeopleduringafightorcatchingsomebodyoffguardbutthenormaluseofthequirkisalreadybettersincefallingunderbrainwashingmakestheopponentunabletodefendthemselvesmeaningthisiskindofuseles-
He paused and looked up seeing everyone look at him. "Sorry, force of habit, it makes analyzing it easier."
"You know I find your mumbling cute Izu." Momo rubbed his hair.
"Ew stop flirting at the table you two, you're making everyone jealous Yaomomo, it's too adorable."
They both instantly separated. "Okay so test two, can you make somebody forget something and if so how widely useful is that. For example could you wipe somebodies memories completely? Or only the parts you don't like, if a small hit occurs do the memories come back because the brainwashing has ended? Sorry doing it again."
Shinsou stared wide eyed at the boy, if he could do that he could unmake someone. After all a personality is just a collection of memories and responses to those memories.
Izuku saw the look on his face and agreed "Let's start small with this we don't want to permanently damage Ashido's memory. Okay I'm thinking of the number 4, make her forget that Shinsou."
Shinsou nodded. "I'm sorry about your head Ashido."
"It's o-"
"Forget the number Midoriya just told you." Shinsou ended the brainwashing.
"So do you remember Mina?" Uraraka asked from the right of the girl.
"I remember that I'm supposed to know a number but I don't remember that number." Ashido realized she couldn't remember it.
"Okay that's really scary Shinsou." Momo shivered to his right.
"Uraraka give her a strong shake, see if she remembers."
Uraraka complied violently shaking the girl until Ashido told her to stop.
Shinsou sat with bated breath. "So?"
"Oh it was 4." Ashido beamed.
They're was a collective sigh at the table. "Okay I'm going to be honest if that was permanent I'm sorry Shinsou I know you'd never do that to us but thats actually really scary. Like If I can't trust my memories what can I trust." The gravity user said.
"Uraraka is not nice to imply that your fellow classmate would abuse their powers against you! Please apologize to Shinsou."
"No it's fine Iida, even I would be scared of that. At least it's only until they get bumped."
Frantic scribbling once again drew the attention of the entire table. Howfarcanhemanipulatememoriescanheforcesomebodytobehisfriendorforgetsomebodyentirelywhatifmakessomeoneforgettheabilitytoreadorspeakcanhedothat?
"Shit sorry guys. Okay we might need to be here for awhile there's a lot we gotta test, Shinsou I gotta say your quirk is one of the most interesting ones I've ever had the pleasure of dissecting."
Shinsou rubbed the back of his head. "Oh well um thanks."
This continued for several hours as they tested the limits of Shinsou's quirk, turns out he can do just about anything to a person but the brainwashing ends after an hour and any memories erased or given during that time will be restored to normal.
"Okay so I can basically destroy someone's mind, that's great to know." He mumbled. "People were already scared of my villainous quirk but this is awful."
"I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say Shinsou that no one here thinks any less or differently of you. After all Izuku is here and his quirk is just as scary as yours." Iida spoke trying to reassure Shinsou.
"I know I know but being able to manipulate someone freely for an hour is a lot to take in." Shinsou sighed, he put a cat meme in the chat to make himself feel better.
"Honestly sounds like a plus to me Shinsou, you can force Bakugo to be nice for a bit. If you do it I'll take pictures." Ashido winked at him.
"Oh now that's a great idea." Izuku started laughed.
"Ashido do not tell Shinsou to brainwash our classmates even if Bakugo's personality is and I quote "A steaming pile of dog shit.""
Everyone just stopped and stared at Iida, before breaking out laughing. "Oh my god Iida, thank you for blessing us this day. Did anyone record that please tell me someone recorded that." Mina was wiping tears from her eyes.
Uraraka just smiled holding up her camera. "I've been recording the whole time, I figured it'd help with learning about Shinsou's quirk."
"Uravity I love you, send it to me quick." Once the offending video was cropped and sent to Mina she immediately smiled. "Annnnnddd send."
Everyone at the table's phones went off at once. Yaoyorozu stared at the pink skinned girl. "Mina you didn't."
Shinsou meanwhile was already watching the video. "Oh she totally did."
"Mina I said that in confidence, why would you betray my trust like that." Iida berated the girl.
Everyone else was too busy laughing to respond. "Oh c'mon Iida, you know it's worth it. Just wait for Lord Explosion Murder to see it, it'll be amazing!"
Izuku did not think setting Bakugo loose on another person like an attack dog was funny... yeah okay he can't lie he found it hilarious.
Hagakure and Aizawa took this moment to reenter the building. Hagakure saw Iida and rushed over to the boy. "My liege I will serve you till the end of your days. That was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen."
Aizawa just sighed and walked off, finally getting his chance to relax.
Uraraka asked the question on everyone's mind. "So how'd the tests go Hagakure?"
"No fucking clue, they said it'd be like a week or so before the blood work was done. Whatcha all been up too while I was gone." Hagakure kicked her feet up on the table.
Iida looked away while chopping his arms. "Hagakure you are wearing a skirt remove your legs from the table for propriety's sake."
"I'm wearing spats you tin can, it's fine." Hagakure widened her legs to mess with the boy more.
Yaoyorozu who was busy covering her boyfriends eyes. "Please Hagakure?"
"Ugh fine, Mom, Dad." She put her feet back down. "So like I said what have y'all been up too."
Izuku having regained his vision. "Oh we've just been working on Shinsou's quirk, it has a lot more uses than you might think."
"Our mini zawa can do some cool shit? Alright show me."
Pretty much everyone was still not used to new Hagakure but at least it felt more real than the last one did, then again she acted exactly like Mina so that'd make sense.
"Knock knock." Shinsou drawled, his head was kind of hurting from quirk overuse, he didn't even know he could get quirk overuse.
"Who's th-" The pale dim eyes of brainwashing appeared on Hagakure's face.
"You can only end sentences with "in my ass."" Shinsou giggled at that idea, he released the quirk.
"What'd you do to me in my ass?" Hagakure froze.
Everyone started giggling but Iida and Momo who went red in the face.
Iida who went red shouted. "SHINSOU! That is highly inappropriate."
"What I just made her have to end every sentence with "in my ass.""
"Make this stop in my ass." Hagakure put her hands over her mouth.
While Mina Ura and Deku finally lost it. Mina spoke between laughs. "What'd you want to stop in your ass Hagakure?"
"Guys this isn't funny please stop laughing in my ass." GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
"THAT'S IT SHINSOU YOUR DEAD IN MY ASS." She lunged the boy.
"Not how I thought I'd go honestly." Shinsou ran from the table while Hagakure followed. They ended up on both sides of the couch. "Catch me if you can invisi girl." Shinsou winked at her.
"I SWEAR I'M GOING TO GET YOU IN MY ASS." FUCK.
There was more giggling from the table.
They both stopped when Bakugo walked in. "What the fuck are you extras doing?"
"He brainwashed me so I have to end every sentence with in my ass." Hagakure growled while not letting her sight leave Shinsou.
Bakugo actually started laughing to the surprise of everyone. "Holy shit that's a good one purple hair."
"I can do better." Shinsou stared at the boy the headache was about to be worth it."
"Like wha-" Bakugo froze up.
"You have spontaneously grown a conscience Bakugo." Shinsou dropped his hold over Bakugo while Hagakure took this chance to lunge him tackling them both to the group.
"HA! I've got you in my ass." She was screaming internally.
"I didn't know that's how you liked it Hagakure." Shinsou winked again.
They were interrupted by the explosion user openly weeping in the middle of the room.
Bakugo spoke between sobs. "Guy's I'm so sorry I've been so rude to all of you. Especially you Izuku, can you please forgive me? I never meant to hurt you the way I did, I just wanted to make you give up on being a hero so you wouldn't hurt yourself."
Everyone stopped and looked at that sight.
Yaoyorozu shuddered. "Yeah okay Shinsou turn that off, that just feels wrong. Like something that should never be seen."
Shinsou was equally disturbed by the sight and dropped his quirk from Bakugo.
There was silence. A dead silence, a kind of the calm before the storm.
Bakugo silently raised his hands into an attack position, and with the intensity of a thousand suns. "Purple Hair, you're so dead, so unbelievably astronomically unequivocally dead. Do you understand me?" There was no yelling only calm vitriol spewing from the boy's mouth.
Shinsou gulped and Hagakure decided to get as far as possible from Bakugo's target.
"Run." Bakugo instructed and run he did, right out the building with Bakugo on his tail.
Hagakure spoke first. "So that just happened in my ass. FUCK, HOW HAS THAT NOT STOPPED BY NOW IN MY ASS!"
Everyone's phones went off again, while Mina smirked. Iida looked disappointedly at the girl. "You didn't."
Yaoyorozu sighed. "She did."
Everyone had been sent a video of Hagakure's In my ass situation.
"I've decided Mina, now you're dead in my ass."
Mina was already running down the halls by the time Hagakure had finished the sentence. Shouting as she ran. "I wouldn't mind dying in there."
There was a brief pause between everyone at the table.
"Huh today started out pretty badly but It ended up being a pretty good day. We should do this more often." Izuku said to no one in particular.
Momo just responded by putting her head against his shoulder." Yeah I had a lot of fun too."
And that was how their day ended, peacefully.