RWBY Watches Death Battle — REMASTERED — A RWBY fanfiction by epicvictory2025, remastered by Fireball Dragon
Episode 24 – Pikachu VS Blanka
Dragon's Notes: Okay, I know I normally bag on epicvictory's sloppy writing a lot, but I gotta give him props for this episode; Blake wanting to eat Pikachu was just fucking hilarious. Comedy gold. Good work there.
Anyway, after this, it's the Season 1 finale. The battle everyone still can't shut up about. You know goddamn well what I mean. And after Season 1, yes, I am planning to remaster RWBY Watches Samurai Jack. Might take a while, but I intend to have them watch the whole series to get ready for Samurai Jack VS Afro Samurai. It's only fair.
By the same token, I suppose I should get to work on Mask of the Yellow Death as well, because only from finishing that story will RWBY be ready for Deadpool VS Mask. But regardless of what stories I work on first, just be happy with what I put out, okay? I appreciate it.
Enjoy the 24th remastered chapter.
Pikachu belongs to Nintendo and Game Freak.
Blanka belongs to Capcom.
RWBY and Death Battle belong to Rooster Teeth.
Soundtrack belongs to its respective owners.
I own none of this.
As Ruby put in the next disc, she and Weiss couldn't help but gush over the adorable little mouse they saw in the preview. Blake however, felt differently. Her stomach began to ever-so-slightly rumble, her cat instincts kicking in upon seeing the small rodent.
(Cue Invader — Jim Johnston)
What they saw were the two combatants from the preview facing each other head-on and charged with electricity. The big green beast man with orange hair looked like he dwarfed the little mouse by a massive degree.
Wiz: When you think of an electric charged combatant, these two always come to mind. Pikachu, Ash's first Pokémon...
Boomstick: ...And Blanka, the man-beast of Brazil.
Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
The first combatant was a small rodent with yellow fur, two brown stripes on its back, long ears with colored black tips, a lightning bolt shaped tail and two red pouches on its cheeks. Ruby and Weiss squealed in delight at how adorable the little guy was. Yang admitted he was cute too and liked that his fur was yellow, her favorite color. Blake on the other hand, had eyes on it like it was her prey.
Pikachu
BACKGROUND
Height: 0.4 m / 1'4"
Weight: 6.0 kg / 13.2 lbs
Ability: Static
Pokédex number 25
Dislikes his Poké Ball
Likes ketchup
Can absorb and use more electric power than a normal Pikachu
They saw the first combatant stand on the shoulders of a young boy in a red hat. It seemed as if the boy was Pikachu's owner. Ruby and Weiss thought the kid was very lucky to have such a cute little guy as a pet.
(Cue – The Matter's Settled — Pokémon anime)
Wiz: Standing barely over 1 foot tall and weighing less than a newborn baby, Pikachu is the quick footed electric mouse Pokémon and the first under the command of Ash, a ten-year old trainer from Pallet Town. Because you don't need puberty to travel the world by yourself.
RWBY was surprised that the boy named Ash travelled the world at such a young age.
"He seriously went out to explore the whole world by himself at age 10?" Weiss asked. "Shouldn't he go to school or something?"
"This world seems like it's a lot hardier than most, even ours," Yang said, slightly impressed. "How many creatures like that Pikachu thing are in that world?"
Boomstick: Pikachu is now Ash's most loyal and trusted companion.
Ruby, Weiss and Yang d'awwed at that. Blake didn't respond as thoughts of hunger tran through her mind.
Boomstick: But he didn't start out that way. He was actually kind of a dick.
"Not all partnerships start off well," Ruby said, looking at Weiss. Weiss looked at the ground in embarrassment, knowing full well how she used to be with Ruby.
Boomstick: Then again, if some ten-year old was trying to trap me in a tiny ball and make me fight other creatures to the death, I'd probably fuck him up too.
They watch Pikachu electrocute Ash when he was holding on to him for the first time. They felt a bit sorry for the young boy.
Wiz: Being so small, Pikachu has low stamina and physical strength, but more than makes up for it with speed. However, his EV Training was arbitrary and inconsistent.
Boomstick and RWY: EV what now?
Wiz: Effort Value Training.
This caught their attention and they focused on this part intently (Except Blake).
(Cue – Pokémon Champion Red Remix)
Wiz: Every time a Pokémon wins a battle, one of its abilities improve depending on the opponent.
STATISTICS
HP: 182 = Below average
Attack: 144 = Average
Defense: 108 = Below average
Sp. Attack: 123 = Average
Sp. Defense: 80 = Below average
Speed: 291 = Above average (Ruby is impressed)
Wiz: Taking the first seasons of the show into account, we have compiled an estimation of Pikachu's statistics upon reaching his maximum level. By defeating so many Spearow early on, Pikachu's speed is off the charts.
RWBY looked at Pikachu's stats. Ruby is especially impressed with his speed. His Attack and Special Attack are average, but they do feel sorry for his lower stats in Health, Defense and Special Defense.
MOVE SET
Thunderbolt
-Type: Electric [Special Attack]
-10% chance of paralyzing target
Thunder
-Type: Electric [Special Attack]
-30% chance of paralyzing target
-Low Accuracy
Quick Attack
-Type [Normal]
-Normal [Physical Attack]
-Increased priority over opponent's attack
Iron Tail
-Type: Steel [Physical Attack]
-10% chance of lowering target's defense
Electro Ball
-Type: Electric [Special Attack]
-Deals more damage to slower target
Volt Tackle
-Type: Electric [Physical Attack]
-Deals 33% recoil damage to Pikachu
-10% chance of paralyzing target
Boomstick: The little lightning rat isn't just quick. He's got two incredibly powerful weapons built into his face. Those aren't just rosy cheeks; they're electricity sacks which he uses for attacks like his trademark Thunderbolt.
They watch Pikachu unleash a lightning bolt.
Boomstick: And when that won't do the trick, he can use the extra-fast Quick Attack to surprise his foes, or Iron Tail which turns his tail hard as steel.
Ruby was impressed with Quick Attack and Yang liked the Iron Tail.
Boomstick: Electro Ball is a projectile, for some reason, deal more damage the slower the opponent is.
Pikachu gathers electricity to the tip of his tail which he focuses into an electric ball and launches at his opponent. The girls watched that technique with awe.
Boomstick: But when things get serious, he'll bust out his greatest attack. The Volt Tackle.
Pikachu starts accelerating at incredible speeds, enveloped in a golden electric aura as he tackles his adversary with devastating impact. RWBY stared at that move in awe.
"Damn. That little guy can pack a punch," Yang said impressed.
"He's so cute and awesome!" Ruby and Weiss screamed.
Blake still stared at Pikachu, unaware that her cat instincts were kicking in, and she was slowly getting into a position like when a cat prepares to pounce. RWY doesn't notice it either.
Wiz: The Volt Tackle strikes with the force of a mouse powered megaton warhead, but there's a catch. Pikachu receives recoil damage equaling 33% of the total damage dealt. This move cannot be used lightly.
(Cue – Gotta Catch 'Em All Orchestra Version)
Boomstick: Well that's dumb. It's like "Hey I can kill you, but I'm gonna blow up my arm!"
Ash: That's kinda weird.
"Putting it that way, it sort of does seem weird," Ruby said.
FEATS
Strong against flying & water foes
Developed Thunder Armor move
Developed Counter Shield move
Developed Spin Dodge
Beat Drake's Dragonite with help
Defeated Brandon's Regice alone
Team Rocket's worst nightmare
Wiz: Regardless, Ash's Pikachu is astounding. He's like a living battery, weaponized. Not only can he discharge enormous amount of power, he can also absorb electricity and use it against his foes. In fact, he can conduct more wattage than any ordinary Pikachu, making him one of the toughest of his kind.
"Whoa. This thing seems crazy strong," Yang said. "How much machinery do you think he can power?"
Ruby and Weiss had stars in their eyes at the awesomeness and cuteness of the little electric mouse. Blake's eyes were slightly more catlike.
Boomstick: Yeah, but he's got his limits. Get too much electricity stored up and BOOM, no more Pikachu.
WEAKNESSES
Small and fragile
Little solo battle experience
Susceptible to overcharge
Poor defense against Ground-based attacks
Weak special attacks against Dragon, Electric, Grass, & Ground foes
Refuses to evolve
Wiz: It's true, Pikachu is still a tiny mouse Pokémon with very clear limits. And even though he has long since reached his maximum potential, he refuses to evolve into the vastly superior Raichu due to some pretentious excuse love and acceptance. What a waste of potential, can you imagine how powerful he could be as a Raichu?
They saw what a Raichu looks like and even notice how big it is compared to Pikachu. While it's less cute to Ruby and Weiss, it looks much more awesome in Yang's perspective. Blake just sees it as a bigger mouse to catch. She's now on the verge to pounce as her butt slowly wiggles, her legs locked like a spring ready to lauch and her eyes fixated on the little rodent.
Boomstick: But Pikachu's accomplished quite a lot of impressive feats on his own. He's beaten Legendary Pokémon and developed new fighting techniques like the Counter Shield and mid-air Spin Dodge.
RWY was awed at what Pikachu has achieved. They were most impressed he fought and defeated LEGENDARY Pokémon. Blake is losing herself.
Boomstick: He may be the size of a squirrel, but he's one tough fighter.
Blake couldn't hold it in any longer.
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Before RWY could even respond, everything happened so fast.
With a bestial cry, a black blur flew past them and towards the TV, which revealed itself to be Blake, who crashed face-first onto the screen. She slowly slid down onto the floor, dazed and confused, yet the TV showed no signs of visible damage somehow.
Complete silence.
Ruby was both confused and worried for her teammate. Weiss and Yang were greatly surprised. What the hell did she just do?
Blake slowly got up and rubbed her head from the slight pain.
"Wha… what happened?" She asked. She could only remember watching Pikachu's analysis before finding herself on the floor. "Did something happen?"
RWY still stared at their teammate in confusion. Yang looked at Blake then at Pikachu (The TV paused) and back at Blake again. The pieces of the puzzle were coming together. Yang's face went from confusion to bursting laughter.
RWB stared at Yang as she kept laughing and was now clutching her stomach in pain.
"I can't believe it! Blake actually did it! That was priceless!"
Blake continued to stare at her partner in confusion and annoyance. She suddenly looked back at the TV screen with Pikachu still on it. Suddenly, the gears in her head shifted and she blushed in embarrassment as she finally realized what she did.
It happened again.
Sometimes, Faunus just can't help it when the instincts regarding whatever animals they take traits from start kicking in as a response to certain stimuli. In Blake's case, as a cat Faunus, she felt compelled to follow a laser pointer Yang tricked her with, she did not particularly care for Zwei, etc.
It was always kind of embarrassing for others to see this side of her. Even during her days in the White Fang, she couldn't help but indulge in her rapturous enjoyment of fish for meals and at one point, when her mating instincts left her like a cat in heat, she was nearly brimming with the desire to pounce on Adam and jump his bones then and there.
Blake was blushing beet red as Yang couldn't stop laughing at the spectacle that laid out before her. She really wanted to punch Yang in the face but knew full well that it was basically her fault. She just couldn't control herself. Ruby and Weiss soon figured it out as well, and couldn't help but giggle, only adding to Blake's humiliation.
After a while, Yang calmed down and returned to her seat. Blake got up and sat back down at her seat as well. RWY promised not to tell anyone about what Blake did, and clued her in on all the info she missed regarding Pikachu.
Pikachu was a surprisingly tough combatant. Ruby and Weiss loved how cute he was, and Ruby especially loved his speed. Yang was impressed with his power output and impressive battle history. After Blake heard everything via their recap, she began to have second thoughts about whether or not Pikachu would be a good snack. On with the next combatant.
The next combatant is that beast-man. He possesses a hulking build and hunched-over posture. His skin was bright green and his hair a flaming orange. Not only that, he had tufts of hair laid out on his chest, the sides of his arms and the front of his shins. He also had fanged teeth and sharp claws on his hands and feet. He wore nothing but brown ripped-up pants and what appeared to be shackles around his ankles.
BLANKA
(Cue – Blanka's Theme — Metal Cover)
The analysis starts off with Blanka howling and roaring, showing himself to be even more animalistic than a Faunus.
Wiz: As a child, Jimmy Blanka was a pale-skinned Brazilian boy.
"If he was pale as a child, then why is his skin green?" Asked Weiss.
Wiz: That is until the horrific plane-crash…
Boomstick: Like Lost!
Wiz: Of which he was the sole survivor, stranded in the Amazon.
They watch a plane crash in a large rainforest with shock and horror. RWBY felt bad to find that Jimmy suffered such a horrible fate at a young age. Being stranded in such a large and wild area sounded terrifying.
BACKGROUND
Height: 1.92 m / 6'3.5"
Weight: 98 kg / 217 lbs.
Real name: James "Jimmy"
Hobbies: Hunting, electrical work
Previously paled skinned
Friends with Dan & Sakura
Survived in the Amazon for years
Wiz: Trapped in an area filled with dangerous predators, he was forced to camouflage himself day and night. After many years of this, his skin absorbed enough chlorophyll to turn a permanent green hue.
"So that's how his skin turned green," Blake said.
Boomstick: Really? I always thought he was some kind of jungle monster beast guy.
"I was sort of thinking that too," Weiss responded.
Wiz: Despite his appearance, Blanka is actually passive and gentle.
"Well, wasn't expecting a guy like him to be a softy," Yang said. Ruby d'awwwed how cute that was.
Wiz: However, piss him off, and he enters an unstoppable bloodlust.
"Trapped in a jungle for years can do that to someone," Blake responded.
Boomstick: Well, that seems a pretty drastic change.
Wiz: But before he was old enough to fight the predators himself, he was forced to live off electric eels as his primary food source.
The girls widened their eyes in shock.
"What the?! He eats electric eels?!" Weiss said in disbelief.
"If he eats them raw, there's no way that can be healthy," Blake noted. As a connoisseur of fish cuisine, sushi especially, Blake knew full well that unlike most other fish used in sushi, eels had to be cooked in order to get rid their poisonous properties.
"Wouldn't that have killed him?" Ruby said.
"Badass," Yang said with a smirk.
Wiz: After years of this diet, he developed a high resistance to electricity and somehow gained the ability to produce similar electric shocks.
"That's ridiculous," Weiss said sharply. "There's no way one can get that kind of power just from eating electric eels. It makes no sense."
"I'm just impressed he didn't die from the poison," Yang noted.
They now watch Blanka demolish a car with his electric power.
Boomstick: Be right back! Getting eels!
Wiz: No Boomstick, it doesn't work like that. Plus, we kinda have a show to do.
Boomstick: Fine, but afterwards, I'm proving you wrong.
Wiz: Okay. Blanka eventually found his way to civilization by complete accident and found a friend in Dan Hibiki. The absolute worst Street Fighter on Earth.
One good look at this "Dan Hibiki" and RWBY can already tell he looks like a loser.
Boomstick: Ahh, Dan. Couldn't get any real friends so you had to resort to jungle Frankenstein over here.
The Huntresses giggled.
Wiz: After arriving in the city, Blanka entered the 2nd World Warrior tournament, and discovered he was one of the most agile competitors there. Leaping and ducking around with ease like a jungle monkey, which is basically what he is.
Upon hearing that, this "World Warrior" tournament intrigued RWBY. It sounded rather similar to the Vytal Festival Tournament.
MOVE SET
Amazon River Run
Rock Crusher
Electric Thunder
Beast Roll (Similar to Russell's rolling attack)
Vertical Beast Roll
Backstep Beast Roll
Boomstick: He uses a self-taught martial art which learned while fighting… Freaking crocodiles and jaguars! THAT'S WHAT!
RWBY was impressed that he could fight off predators of that level to the point where he could develop his own fighting style.
Wiz: He has several unique attacks, like the Beast Roll, with which he hurtles through the air like a bullet. Obliterating all laws of physics.
"Looks almost like Russell's rolling attack," Blake said. Blanka appears to use that move far more efficiently.
Boomstick: I don't know which jaguar or crocodile taught him that move, BUT SHIT, I want it! That aside, he's got a few Super Moves.
SUPER MOVES
Grand Shave Roll
-Chargeable spin attack
Shout of Earth
-Can electrify the ground or shoot a bolt straight up
Lightning Cannonball
-Electric spin attack
Boomstick: The Grand Shave Roll is a chargeable spin attack, and with Shout of Earth, Blanka can fire off a wave of uncontrollable electric energy.
The girls watch in awe as Blanka use the Grand Shave Roll which looks similar to Sonic's Spin Dash, and Shout of Earth shows Blanka smashing his fist into the ground while it's charged with electricity in order to summon a bolt of lightning from the sky.
Boomstick: But you really gotta watch for the Lightning Cannonball, where he rockets forward as a spinning ball of electric death.
They watch Blanka perform a move that looks a lot like an electrically charged Grand Shave Roll, making it seem even more powerful. He uses the move to ram into his opponent, knocking the sucker out cold.
Announcer: K.O!
Wiz: Blanka is a deadly fighter and obviously an extremely tough survivor.
WEAKNESSES
Preferably docile
Susceptible to cold
Never won a tournament
Only formal training came from… Dan Hibiki
Wiz: However, his greatest weakness comes from his lack of formal training. In fact, the only training he ever had was under the tutelage of…. guess.
Boomstick: Don't say it.
"Dan Hibiki?" The girls asked.
Wiz: Dan Hibiki.
Boomstick: That's like anti-training.
The Huntresses sighed at poor Blanka. This Dan guy seems like he sucks more at fighting than Jaune, which is saying something.
FEATS
Grew up alone in the Amazon (Much to RWBY's amazement)
Honed skills against predators
Found his long-lost family (Much to the joy of RWBY)
Local hero
Represented Brazil in the second World Warrior tournament
Immune to most viruses
Wiz: And yet, he has proven his combat skills time and time again, Though, he did not win the 2nd World Warrior tournament, he was picked from hundreds to represent Brazil. And through it, rediscovered his mother and hometown. At long last, Blanka has come home.
RWBY all watched Blanka reunite with his long-lost mother. They smile in joy at seeing someone reunite with his family after years of brutality and isolation. Ruby and Yang were especially please.
Boomstick: Most terrifying family reunion ever.
The Huntresses now see Blanka and his hometown celebrating his return as he plays with the children.
The girls find Blanka a really interesting character. They were nothing short of astounded that he could survive such a harsh environment like the rainforest, and his electric abilities, dubious origins aside, were so unique and yet so powerful, on par with Lightning Dust. Yang wanted to try some of his moves for herself.
"I hope Pikachu wins, he's so cute," Weiss said. Ruby agreed.
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battllllleeeee!
(Cue – Pokemon Lance Battle Final Remastered)
RWBY sees that the background for this fight is a lush jungle, much like the rainforest Blanka grew up in. Pikachu and Blanka stare at each other, ready to take each other on. Who will prove themselves to be the better electric combatant?
FIGHT!
Blanka attacks first as he slides towards Pikachu and then pummels him with his attacks which knocks the rodent back further. Pikachu then jumps back and unleashes a Thunderbolt on Blanka, who seems to outright tank it.
Blanka: Not good enough!
Blanka then uses Beast Roll and knocks the electric mouse back even further but Pikachu recovers. Pikachu dashes at high speeds with Quick Attack and runs around Blanka until he rams him head on which knocks the man-beast back. Pikachu jumps high into the air and uses Iron Tail right on Blanka's head.
As Blanka's face shows an expression of utter flabbergasting (Complete with bulgy eyes and stretched-out tongue), RWBY cringed at the impact.
"That's gotta hurt," Ruby responded.
With Blanka stunned, Pikachu grapples Blanka, rolls backwards, and tosses him into the air. Blanka manages to recover and return the favor to Pikachu. Blanka then uses Electric Thunder which Pikachu powers through with no problem. Pikachu then retaliates with Thunder, the combined electricity of their attacks creating a shockwave which knocks both of them backwards.
RWBY stared with wide eyes.
(Cue – Survive the Jungle — Blanka's Theme)
Blanka bounces across the ground while Pikachu recovers first. He uses Thunderbolt but Blanka simply blocks and charges with the Beast Roll. Pikachu also charges but then uses his Spin Dodge to maneuver around Blanka.
Blanka stops rolling and wonders where the little lightning rodent went. With Blanka wide open, Pikachu charges an Electro Ball at the tip of his tail and launches it at Blanka. Blanka looks through his legs behind him and didn't had time to react as the ball hits him square in the ass. Despite Blanka's immunity to electricity, as Electro Ball deals more damage to slower opponents, the small mouse's attack hurt the hulking beast-man with exceptional power.
"That was so cool!" Ruby shouted.
(Cue – Burning Battlefield — Pokémon anime)
Pikachu: (Makes a peace sign) Pikachu!
Blanka is now pissed, as made evident by his loud and sudden roaring. RWBY stared at him in surprise. Seems it was time for the climax.
Blanka flips back to his feet and uses his Lightning Cannonball attack as he charges up and rockets forward. Pikachu also charges forward with his Volt Tackle.
Lighting Cannonball VS Volt Tackle. RWBY stared in awe as the two electric fighters charge head-on at full speed.
Once both of the attacks collided at full throttle, a powerful shockwave sets off with bolts of electricity flying everywhere as both the Man-Beast of Brazil and the Electric Mouse Pokémon are now pushing with all their might to overpower the other.
RWBY watched in eagerness to see how it would all end. Ruby and Weiss stared with giddiness, rooting for Pikachu. None of them were ready for what would happen.
Suddenly, Blanka grabs Pikachu… and chomps his head off.
RWBY froze in silence and didn't move a muscle.
Blanka munches his kill for a bit and puts the rest of the rodent's body into a blender, using his electrically-charged nose an outlet. Thus, Pikachu basically turns into a Poké Smoothie, and Blanka chugs the whole cup down.
After which, he delivers a loud belch with electrical discharge firing from his mouth. He scratches his chin as the birds chirp in the background, seemingly treating this fight as if it were just another day in the rainforest.
K.O!
(Cue – Pitch-Black Jungle — Street Fighter IV)
After a few seconds of silence, Ruby and Weiss could only say one thing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Damn, that's overkill," Yang said with a stunned expression.
As much as she was shocked (HA!), Blake was actually interested in what Pikachu tastes like.
Ruby and Weiss were now on the verge of tears seeing such a cute creature suffer a horrific fate. On with the results.
Boomstick: You know, I always wanted to eat a Pokémon. …What? They look delicious!
Ruby and Weiss were about to cry after hearing what Boomstick said while Blake silently agreed, ever-so-subtly licking her lips.
PIKACHU
Inconsistent glass-cannon
Improper training
Too reliant on trainer commands
Resistant to electric attacks
Lower Stamina
BLANKA
Better survival skills
Resistant to electric & steel attacks
Longer reach
Quick enough to keep up
Better stamina & strength
Has experience killing small animals
More lethal
Wiz: Pikachu may be powerful, but he can't compete with Blanka's ruthless skill.
Boomstick: Even though Pikachu was clearly quicker on his feet, his attacks had little effect. Blanka could resist the electric attacks and the Iron Tail is a steel type move which as we all know is weak against electricity. Pikachu's only option was to outmatch Blanka's strength and stamina which was just too much for the little guy.
Wiz: And despite keeping a clear head, Pikachu rarely shows any exemplary competence or aptitude on his own. Many of his greatest achievements are actually a result of his trainer's quick thinking or downright luck.
Boomstick: Everything was going well until Pikachu lost his head.
Ruby and Weiss glared at the screen at that awful pun at Pikachu's expense, whereas Yang and even Blake had to hold back a chuckle.
Wiz: The winner is Blanka.
Even though Pikachu may have lost, Ruby and Weiss were actually impressed he managed to hold his own for that long. Who's next?
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
Everything was dark and nothing was happening.
"What's going on?" Ruby asks.
Before anyone could respond, they heard an chant that, while unfamiliar to them, you, I, and basically everyone else on this planet knew full well. Complete with familiar brightening light.
?: Kaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeee-
As the light grew brighter, RWBY began to saw a shape form in the darkness as well. They couldn't make it out, but they could tell from the context that this was meant to be a pretty important moment.
?: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The light burst even brighter and they now saw a symbol that everyone on Earth was also familiar with; a yellow emerald-shaped crest with a red outline and the letter "S" inside of it.
Boomstick: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Wiz: OH MY GOD!
Boomstick: SOMEONE GET ME A MOTHERFUCKING TABLE TO FLIP!
RWBY was stunned at what they saw. Seems like the hosts were waiting for this fight to happen. What followed was a trailer for the next fight, longer than usual, likely to add to the significance and entailing excitement.
IN ANCIENT TIMES, A GRIM PROPHECY WAS TOLD
A GREAT EVENT WOULD CHANGE THE WORLD FOREVER
AND BRING AN END TO AN ERA
Reading that made the girls curious and intrigued.
The music was getting intense as an ancient tribe within a cave gathered around a yellow ball with orange stars inside it. As the sun began to get eclipsed by the moon, another tribe gathered within their stone city and looked up to the sky.
Suddenly RWBY's eyes gaze upon a strange tablet as it spirals, showing two figures locked in battle.
One is wearing an orange gi and has spiky yellow hair.
The other is wearing a red cape over his skin-tight outfit which bears the previously-shown "S" crest on it.
The music now rises in volume and intensity.
THE ULTIMATE QUESTION
GETS THE ULTIMATE ANSWER
NO PAGE UNTURNED
NO SCENE UNWATCHED
NO FORUM UNREAD
NO NERD-RAGE UNSEEN
UNDENIABLE
IRREFUTABLE
UNQUESTIONABLE
FINAL
RWBY stares at the two combatants.
?: I am a Super Saiyan!
?: You think this is a game?! I haven't even begun to play.
COMPLETE ANALYSIS
THOROUGH CALCULATIONS
EXPERT CONSULTATIONS
100% AUTHENTICITY
THE INTERNET WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
RWBY now sees the title that forever changed the world.
GOKU
VS
SUPERMAN
RWBY stared in complete silence.
Ruby looked at her three teammates, who looked back at her. They nod to her. She slowly puts in the last disc for tonight.
She hits play.