Total Drama Boney Island Finale
Episode 22- Brain, Brawn, and Blue 9 (Ending C)
(Disclaimer)
Chris- This episode of Total Drama may contain extreme stunts, language, and sexual innuendos performed by animated characters that may be a bit much for some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.
(Disclaimer ends)
Chris- Hello Everybody! I'm your host, Chris McLean, and welcome to the finale of Total Drama Boney Island! It's been a long few weeks on this island, and our campers have had a pretty cool time here. At least for me they did. Ha Ha. After 17 episodes and 4 Aftermaths, it's finally time to cheer on our final 3. Who is it gonna be? Will it be our favorite lovable Jock DJ? Who's gone from overcoming his "curse" and finally making to the end to pull off a victory? Will it be the fan favorite, snarky, sarcastic, bookworm, Noah? Who's no doubt had the best placement improvement out of anyone, and made some much needed friends and a girlfriend. Or will it be the Audience favorite, former boyfriend stealer, pasty, friend Gwen? Can she pull off a win in her 2nd time in the finale, and fulfill her friend Owen's wishes? One of them will walk away with a million dollars, and the other two will walk home with the bruises and bugs they got while on this island. Now stay tuned, to the great conclusion of Total, Drama, Boney Island!
Total Drama Theme starts- camera pops out of a toilet, pops out of a tree, pops out of a bush.
"Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine."
Camera starts at the beach and goes over the sand, between the cabins, past Chris and the confession can.
"You guys are on my mind"
Camera goes over the Skull on the mountain and into the water.
"You asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see"
In the water and we see Harold and Brick fighting over a chest. Bubbles come out and go toward the surface. Scott is laying on his back when he sees Fang and swims away. And we look at the sun.
"I wanna be famous"
Scott and Fang run by, Cody is looking upward on a mountain at Gwen.
"I wanna live close to the sun"
We see Gwen and Leshawna are fighting Heather on a raft which falls down a waterfall.
"Well pack your bags cuz I've already won"
Alejandro is chasing Owen who chokes after he farts
"Everything to prove nothing In my way"
Noah is laughing at Owen and Alejandro In front of the Cabins
Lightning is flexing and Lindsay is watching in awe by the mess hall
"I'll get there one day"
We see Geoff and Bridgette making out on the steps by the mess hall
"Cuz I wanna be famous"
We see Zoey and Dawn are being freaked out by Izzy
"Na Na Na Na Na-Na, Na Na Na-Na Na Na Na Na Na"
Justin is looking in his mirror which is broken by Duncan, DJ runs away
"I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be famous (Na Na Na Na)
Duncan and Justin are in a tussle which is ended by Chef shooting them with a water gun. We see Chef and look into the flashlight in his hand which turns into the moon in the sky.
"I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be famous (Na Na Na Na)"
We're by the fire and see Dawn smiling and Noah looking weirded out and they go to kiss when Noah's hit with Bird poop and is now angry.
"Whistling"
Season logo
(Guy's Cabin, Noah is reading and DJ is getting dressed)
Noah- Yawns, well DJ, I guess this is our last day here huh?
DJ- Sure, seems like it. I just can't believe I'm here right now. Also, nice job getting to the end dude. I'm glad you made it.
Noah- Oh yeah, like when you voted for me a few times after I saved your ass? Nah, don't worry about it. I probably would've voted for me in my scenario too.
DJ- Yeah, sorry. But this is gonna be interesting. I'm the muscle, you're the brains, and Gwen is, well...
Gwen- Standing at your door.
Noah- Uh, come on in.
(Gwen walks in)
Gwen- Having your final day talk without me huh?
DJ- No? We were gonna talk. We figured you were asleep.
Noah- Yeah, we figured we need your beauty sleep.
Gwen- Oh, ha ha. Well, I'm glad to be here with you two. This oughta be interesting.
Noah- Yeah interesting, probably consisting of outrageous stunts, and animals, and hopefully something my old brain can do.
DJ- Yeah, I guess we can get to the Mess Hall. For our last day of this disgusting food.
(Confessional)
Gwen- I still can't believe I'm here. I should've been out of here weeks ago, but thanks to Owen, I now have a second chance at winning, and I'm the first contestant to get to the finale twice! Hopefully I can win this time. What have I learned from this season? Well, it pretty much still sucked as usual. I had to deal with more freaks. A bunch of Control Freak (Alejandro), Wannabe Control Freak (Justin), Unbelievably stupid (Lightning), Kiwi Kicking (Izzy). Dirty (Scott), Kinda Weird (Harold), Military Crazed (Brick), Backstabbing (Heather), Annoyances! (Blows hair) But, I guess once again. I did make some true friends on this show. (Owen, Noah, Dawn, Duncan, Bridgette, DJ, Leshawna, and Cody appear in a thought bubble) Okay, I'm done here.
(Static)
Noah- Am I shocked that I'm here? Yeah, I guess I am. I went out third in season one and I have improved a lot since then. I got to hang with Owen again. And I made new friends. I also found myself a new girlfriend, and hopefully I can keep her this time. Dawn, I am winning this for us. And I'll finally prove to that Eel that I can win this.
(Static)
DJ- Wow, we're approaching the end now. It feels like it was just yesterday that I got off of that boat. Do I think I can win this? I might be able to, but no hard feelings if the other two do. We've grown close over the last few weeks. But Momma, I'll try to make ya proud!
(Confessional ends)
(Mess Hall)
Gwen- Aw man, Gruel again? I thought you might be nice for us on our last day?
Chef- And where would the fun be if you had energy?
Noah- Touche.
DJ- Well, it's better than nothing. We need to eat something.
Gwen- Uh, fine.
(They sit down and eat)
(Chris walks in)
Chris- Good morning and welcome to your last day on Total Drama Boney Island!
Noah- It's about time.
Chris- Yes, about time to get you out of my hair.
Noah- Oh yes, your slightly greying hair.
Chris- I'm gonna ignore that.
Gwen- Please?
Chris- When you're done eating, report back to the campground and we'll discuss your last challenge.
(Confessional)
Gwen- Oh, please be something a tad bit less strenuous?
(Confessional ends)
(The trio is walking up to the camp grounds, Chris and Chef are waiting)
Chris- Welcome you three, you are about to start your last challenge of the season. And before we start, let's bring in the oher 17 contestants voted out and the aftermath cast!
(They walk up. There are three benches with signs by them with the heads of Gwen, Noah, and DJ)
Owen- Hey guys!
(Owen runs up and hugs the trio all at once)
Gwen- (strained) Hey buddy, nice to see you again. But can you put us down please?
Noah- Yeah, I need this spine pal.
(Owen sets them down)
Owen- Sorry, I just missed you guys! And I knew you could do it Gwen!
Gwen- Hey now, it's not over yet. I still gotta win.
Duncan- Well, I know you can.
Gwen- Gasp! Hey babe.
(They hug)
Gwen- I missed you so much, and your mohawk
(She touches it)
Duncan- Yeah, I know. I was cheering for you all the way.
Dawn- Hello my love.
Noah- Ah! Don't sneak up on me like that. But hey.
(They hug, Dawn kisses his cheek)
Dawn- Good luck out there.
Chris- I'd hate to break up a beautiful moment, but I'm going to. It's time to take your seats. The seat you choose, is the camper you wanna cheer on to victory.
(In Gwen's bench is Alejandro, Sierra, Cody, Lindsay, Tyler, Leshawna, Trent, Courtney, Duncan, Dakota, Cameron, Staci, and Sam)
(In Noah's bench is Sadie, Katie, Eva, Ezekiel, Anne Maria, Dawn, Izzy, Jo, and Heather)
(In DJ's is Harold, Lightning, Justin, Zoey, Mike, B, Bridgette, Geoff, Beth, Scott, and Brick)
(Owen turns around and looks back and forth between Gwen and Noah. He looks hesitant)
Noah- Owen, buddy. You go on and go for Gwen. I'm not gonna be bitter about it okay?
(Owen smiles at his friend and sits next to Duncan and Trent)
Duncan- (Pats Owen on the back) Welcome to the club man.
Trent- That was really cool of you man, that must have been a hard choice.
Owen- Thank's guys.
(Gwen puts a hand on Noah's shoulder)
Gwen- That was so nice of you, you know that?
Noah- Ah, well. I know he wants you to win and it would help get rid of his guilt.
DJ- Yeah, I know that must've been hard on him.
Chris- Well, it's time to go over what your challenge is gonna be. It's gonna be similar to season one where you are gonna race through multiple obstacles around the island. Except this time, you cannot get help from your supporters. You are on your own all the way.
(Confessional)
Alejandro- Hmm, Chris said I couldn't help people. But he never said I couldn't sabotage them.
(Confessional ends)
Chris- First you will run down the trail and you will approach a rock wall. You will then climb the wall and get to the top. After that you will have a small puzzle that will release a zipline handle that you'll use to zipline down. After that you'll have to run a bit more and you'll reach a small obstacle course. You'll cross a narrow platform over some mud, then you'll have to jump across multiple smaller platforms. And finally you'll have to walk past a platform with multiple punching gloves trying to punch you. After that, you'll have to get a rabbit in a pin using some bait and get it in a pin. And for the last part, you'll have to cross a chasm, over a 1000 foot high cliff. After that is a straight line to the finish line. The first camper back here is the winner and will get One Million Dollars.
(Confessional)
Gwen- Oh boy, not the chasm again! Well, at least there's no eagle eggs to carry.
(Static)
Noah- I should've known this challenge would be majority physical. Whew, I just need to focus.
(Static)
DJ- Come on DJ, you got this!
(Confessional ends)
Chris- Alright campers! Get ready!
Gwen- Good luck guys, it's been fun.
Noah- Yeah, no hard feelings if anyone beats another.
DJ- Yep, now let's do this thing.
Duncan- You got this Gwen!
Trent- Show em' who's boss!
Courtney- Show them who's smarter!
Owen- Yeah, come on Gwen! Win that million, like you should've last time. And Noah too! Ha ha.
Geoff- You got this DJ!
Lightning- Come on man, beat those two.
Izzy- Come on Noah, for the smart people!
Dawn- Just focus my love, you can do it!
Chris- Okay, get ready, and go!
(The trio runs off)
(DJ gets to the rock wall first, followed by Gwen and Noah)
DJ- Oh boy, we gotta climb that?
Noah- Looks like it come on!
(They start to climb the Rock Wall)
Gwen- (Takes a breath) Man, the last time I did this, Heather ripped my pants off.
Noah- Yeah, and they landed in DJ's face.
DJ- Guys, focus. We're almost there!
(They continue climbing, Gwen reaches the top first)
(Heavy breathing)
Gwen- Whew, okay thu puzzle.
(Gwen starts the puzzle and DJ and Noah arrive as well)
Noah- Ah, and now my specialty comes into play.
(Cut back to camp)
Dawn- Yes, puzzle's are your forte! Go on!
Lightning- Pfft, maybe but he's still got the other physical stuff.
Leshawna- Must you always be so rude?
(Cut back to the trio)
(Noah solves his puzzle)
Noah- Yes! See you guys at the bottom.
(He clips onto the zipline)
Noah- Geronimo!
(He gets to the bottom and runs to the next challenge)
Gwen- Come on, yes!
(Gwen finishes her puzzle)
Gwen- Okay, it's just a drop.
DJ- Right behind you!
Gwen- WHAAAA!
DJ- Momaaa!
(They both get to the bottom)
DJ- Come on, let's go!
(They run off and Noah's onto the obstacle course)
DJ- Oh great.
(Noah is on the 2nd part with the small platforms)
Noah- You're telling me! UH!
(Slips)
Noah- Ow! They're very slippery!
Gwen- Thanks for the advice!
(Noah gets to the punching gloves section)
Noah- Come on, all those punches in middle school have led up to this!
Gwen- Oh, sorry to hear that.
Noah- Nah, whatever.
(Noah completes it)
Noah- I'll prove them wrong when I win that money!
Gwen- Oh, you're on!
(DJ gets punched in the kiwis)
DJ- OW!
(He completes it)
(Cut to Noah and Gwen)
Gwen- Seriously, we have to mess around with rabbits?
Noah- Ha ha, maybe Dawn's animal skills can help me out.
(He grabs a carrot and tries to get its attention)
Noah- Come on little bunny, come on!
(DJ runs in)
Gwen- Took you long enough D.
DJ- Oh yes, I know my bunnies.
Noah- Not more than me!
(He gets his bunny in the cage and runs off)
(Cut to the cast)
Heather- Come on Brainiac! Get them.
Izzy- Wow? Since when do you cheer?
Heather- Well, think Noah deserves it more than the other two.
(Cut back to Gwen and DJ)
DJ- Come on little Bunny, get in the cage.
(It gets in)
DJ- Yes!
(Gwen also finishes)
Gwen- Right behind you!
(Cut to Noah, who's overlooking the deep chasm)
Noah- Oh boy.
DJ- This is not good.
Gwen- We're gonna die now, we're gonna f(Bleep) die!
Noah- Well, it was nice knowing you folks.
(They shake hands)
Gwen- Well, I guess we should go now?
(The trio walk across the deep chasm on narrow platforms)
Noah- Oh god, steady, steady.
(Cut back to the camp)
Owen- Oh great gracious gatsby I can't watch!
Zoey- Come on guys, steady.
Sierra- Wow, this is intense right Alejandro?
(He's gone)
Sierra- Alejandro?
(Cut back to the trio)
DJ- Oh, please, please, momma.
Gwen- Your momma can't help you right now. Just stay steady.
(They're about ⅔ done)
Alejandro- Next time, you'll think twice about voting me off.
(He throws a rock)
Gwen- Gasp! Noah look out!
Noah- What?
(Noah ducks)
(Gwen gets hit in the side of the head)
(Everything moves in slow motion. Gwen starts to fall. Noah catches Gwen by the arm)
(Cut to the cast)
(Everyone is shocked at what happened)
Dawn- Who threw that rock!
Duncan- It was probably Alejandro.
Owen- What! Don't touch my friends Al! If I see him again...
Trent- Owen! He's not worth it right now.
(Cut back to the bridge)
DJ- I got her Go on!
(Noah gets off the platform and runs to the finish line)
Noah- Come on weak legs, don't fail me now!
(Most of the crowd is cheering, even Heather.
Owen- Come on buddy! You've got this!
(Noah crosses the finish line)
Chris- And Noah is our winner!
(Noah runs up to Dawn)
Dawn- Oh, I knew you could do it!
(They embrace)
Owen- Good job Buddy!
Katie- Yea! Go Noah!
Noah- Since when do you like me?
Katie- Oh, we like you and Dawn's relationship. You're two are so cute!
(Dawn and Noah look at each other weirded out)
Noah- Uh, thanks.
(The cast cheers)
(DJ runs up carrying Gwen)
Owen- Gasp! Is she okay! Gwen, buddy speak to me!
(Duncan also runs up)
Owen- Maybe I can do mouth to mouth.
Gwen- Huh? No, no no, thanks Owen.
Duncan- Gasp! You're okay!
(He runs up and hugs her tightly)
Dawn- Are you okay?
Gwen- I'm fine, something hit me.
(Scratches her head)
Owen- Yeah, it was Al.
Gwen- What! Where is he?
Chris- Sorry to interrupt, but Noah! Here is your million dollars!
Noah- Yeah!
Gwen- Nice job Noah, you did great.
Trent- Yeah, man you earned it.
Gwen- Sorry I couldn't win Owen, I really tried.
Owen- Oh, don't blame yourself. You tried your best and that's all that matters.
Gwen- You're such a good person, you know that?
Owen- Yeah, well. Maybe I am.
DJ- Good job man.
(DJ and Noah shake hands and have a small hug. As well as Gwen)
Gwen- Oh, and thanks for saving me DJ. I might be down the river if it weren't for you.
DJ- I couldn't just let you fall, it's in my heart to do that.
Alejandro- Uh, nice job Noah woo.
Owen- I'd start running if I were you!
(Alejandro starts running and Owen chases him. He locks Alejandro in the bathroom)
Alejandro- (Muffled) Owen! Owen! Come on man, don't leave me in here!
Owen- Don't mess with my friends! And Sorry Alejandro, maybe you'll respect the Butter Donkey next time!
(Cut back to the cast, they all cheer when Owen returns)
Noah- So, where's the Eel?
Owen- Let's just say he's taking a bathroom break.
Chris- Noah, here is your money.
(He hands him the suitcase)
(Noah takes it and it's too heavy)
Noah- Err! Heavier that it looks.
Dawn- Here dear.
(She picks it up and gives him a grin)
(Owen, Gwen, and Duncan laugh)
Duncan- Dude, you really need to hit the weights.
Noah- I have been!
Gwen- Aw don't sweat it, at least you have her to carry it. Laughs.
Noah- Ha ha.
Owen- Yahoo!
(They all cheer)
(Duncan talks to Dawn)
Duncan- Well, time for that secret.
(Dawn nods her head)
Duncan- Hey Gwen, come here for a minute.
Gwen- What's up babe?
Duncan Well.
(He takes a knee, and pulls out a case)
(Bridgette, Courtney, Leshawna, Zoey, and Owen gasp)
(Gwen holds her heart in awe)
Duncan- Gwen, I've been thinking about this for a long time. I didn't know if you would even accept this. But I just wanna ask you. (He opens the case) Will you be my Bad Girl?
(Gwen is crying)
Gwen- (Sniffling) Of course I will.
(They hug and kiss)
(Everyone cheers, even Heather a little)
Owen- You guys are getting married!? That's awesome dudes!
(He hugs them both, they smile)
Duncan- That's right man, and guess what?
Owen- What?
Dunan- For helping my girl get to the end, you are gonna be my Best Man!
Owen- Gasp! Really! That's great! Congratulations you two!
(Courtney comes up and hugs Gwen)
Courtney- Congratulations Gwen, I'm glad you two ended together. Who knows what would've happened if we stayed together.
Gwen- Wow, that means alot coming from you. Thank you.
Duncan- Come here.
(Duncan pulls Gwen into an embrace and they kiss)
(Bridgette and Geoff embrace, Noah and Dawn, Owen and Izzy, Mike and Zoey, Leshawna kisses Harold, Sam and Dakota, and Lindsay and Tyler)
Chris- Alright that's enough romance!
(Everyone stops)
Gwen- Well, I guess we'll see you all at our wedding.
Chris- Sweet!
Duncan- Not you!
Chris- Huh? Not your favorite host?
Noah- Favorite? That's a funny word for horrible!
(Alejandro)
Alejandro- Please! Is anyone there! Let me out!
(Cut back to the cast everyone is cheering, Gwen and Duncan are hugging)
Chris- Well, it's been an awesome season! Violence, romance, betrayal, blindsides, and more violence! What more can you ask for in this show? Well, I've been Chris McLean! And this has been Total, Drama, Boney Island!
(Zoom out to see everyone cheering and celebrating)
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(Credits)
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Written By Derek Phillips
Based on the TV series made by Fresh TV.
All Characters are based on their TV counterparts and are in no way true to the canon story. Unless you want them to be.
Starring the voices of
Megan Fahlenbock- Gwen
Scott McCord- Owen/Trent
Rachel Wilson- Heather
Drew Nelson- Duncan
Carter Hayden- Noah
Alex House- Alejandro
Emilie-Claire Barlow- Courtney
Caitlynne Medrek- Dawn
Christian Potenza- Chris McLean
Kristin Fairlie- Bridgette
Dan Petronijevic- Geoff
Brian Froud- Harold/Sam
Novie Edwards- Leshawna
Cle Bennett- DJ/Chef Hatchet/Momma
Stephanie Anne Mills- Lindsay/Katie
Peter Oldring- Cody/Tyler/Ezekiel
Adam Reid- Justin
Katie Crown- Izzy
Tyrone Savage- Lightning
Barbara Mamabolo- Zoey
James Wallis- Scott
Jon Cor- Brick
Cory Doran- Mike
Annick Obonsawin- Sierra
Laurie Elliott- Jo
Sarah Gadon- Beth
Lauren Lipson- Sadie
Julia Chantrey- Eva
Kevin Duhaney- Cameron
Athena Karkanis- Anne Maria
Carleigh Beverly- Dakota
Ashley Peters- Staci
N/A- B
Author's Notes- Well, it was awesome to write this fanfic about one of my favorite series. I know some of the challenges were kinda lame but I'm just not good with coming up with them. Same with how long some episodes are. And I know some people don't like some of the relationships like Noah and Dawn, and Gwen and Duncan becoming a permanent thing. But this is all my story, and you're welcome to come up with your own stories in that case. And stay tuned, there may or may not be a bonus episode after this.
-Derek Phillips