Hoes of Hepburn Ave.

Marlene McKinnon

LADS

last night was cracking

brutus

such a blast

Sirius Black

there is such an unbearable amount of glitter in ym bed

but idc

SUCH A GOOD TIME

Peter Pettigrew

i didn't throw up!

Marlene McKinnon

we are yet to hear from mary

which suggests she had a successful night with old reg cattermole

Dorcas Meadowes

God what a left field choice

But I'm not mad about it

He's got much more attractive since first year

Sirius Black

reg is a nice guy, I met him at a pub quiz once

also p sure he's friends with some of my pals from the club

also look sharp jem

we need to pack the car

alright mum

Honestly at this point, I'm team #AnyoneButBenjy

Dorcas Meadowes

SAME Is Remus alive?

Sirius Black

just about

he had a stupidly early train to get home

so I dropped him at the station earlier

Marlene McKinnon

i've never seen him do so much tequila?

brutus

rem is SO bad for it when he gets drunk

he goes wild for a tequila

almost as bad as sirius and the rosé

Sirius Black

i am a hosé for the rosé


Serious

boo did you manage to make your train?

Remouse

I did

Sorry, meant to message you when I got aboard

But I passed out

Thank you for the lift to the station :*

Serious

np!

i'm p certain i wasn't legal to drive this morn

considering we got home at 4am

but we won't mention it

Remouse

It should be illegal to be this hungover on public transport

Sirius

i'm not faring much better

prongs and I are about to set off

if he even dares to put his Elton John playlist on

i shall yeet him out the window

Remouse

Is yeet even a verb?

Serious

i'm too fragile for grammar rn, remus


Hoes of Hepburn Ave.

brutus

I've had 4 coffees and i'm still hungover

Marlene McKinnon

i am also not fresh

and about to get a flight home

where my dad will ply me with alcohol mulled in various ways

Dorcas Meadowes

Marls and I are on the same flight back down south

And honestly

If both of us make it out alive, it'll be a miracle

How's the drive, James?

brutus

sirius won't let me play my elton John playlist

but aside from that

ticking away nicely

HISS HISS BITCH

Honestly think this is the slowest train in history

90% certain we've just been outstripped by a passing butterfly

Dorcas Meadowes

Unlucky Remus

How long will it take you to get home?

HISS HISS BITCH

Not long now, thankfully

alright mum

What an end to the semester tho

I feel like we did it justice

Mary Macdonald

absolutely

Dorcas Meadowes

Eyyyyyyyyy

She rises

Marlene McKinnon

how was YOUR night?

Mary Macdonald

i had a truly lovely time

and it turns out Reg grew up 30 mins from me

so we're going to see each other in the new year before we come back to uni :)

alright mum

CUTE.

brutus

speaking of

obviously the boys already know this

but every year i have a new year's party

i'd love it if you gals attended

(mary u can bring reg)

Marlene McKinnon

ooooh yes pls!

i was going to say

i always do a weekend at mine mid January before we come back to uni

so you're also invited to that

Dorcas Meadowes

Super kind of you James, thank you for the invite!

alright mum

Are we going for re-run of last night at New Year?

Because I loooooved the team dance to Dancing Queen

brutus

seeing as i'm reading all these messages out to sirius as he drives

he wants me to tell you all that he is the dancing queen

Marlene McKinnon

tell sirius to piss off

I AM THE DANCING QUEEN

brutus

he says he'll see you at new year for a dance off

Marlene McKinnon

tell him

GAME

ON.


Lily

Thank you for the most perfect night

I had such a good time :*

James

same :*

i mean it btw

i want you at mine for new year's

Lily

Won't your family be there?

James

my parents usually go to our neighbours' for new year

and anyway

it's an opportunity to introduce you

my mum keeps asking when I'm going to introduce the girl I've been talking about since September

Lily

I'd love to come :*

James

good :*

did you get your train ok?

Lily

Yes!

Thankfully I am yet to see hide nor hair of Severus

So I'm hoping he got a different train home

James

well, if he suddenly appears

remind him that i'm not afraid to beat his ass

Lily

Ever the white knight

James

you know me ;)


scone with the wind

moony

I am finally home

THANK GOD

Thought I was going to hurl on the train

prongs

we are probably an hour from home

sirius looks like he is going to die

i feel like i'm going to die

moony

You should get insured on Sirius' car

Then he wouldn't have to drive the whole way

prongs

yeah, but where's the fun in that? ;)

moony

A valid point, I also like being chauffeured everywhere

wormtail

threw up on the bus :(

moony

Grim

How far from home are you?

wormtail

am waiting at a service station

mum said she'd come and get me instead of going another hour on the bus

prongs

god bless mrs pettigrew

it was a successful semester, chaps

moony

It really was

Who'd have thought

James dating Lily Evans

prongs

you dating Sirius frigging Black

wormtail

i didn't throw up on sirius' shoes at the ball this year

prongs

well, we've all achieved something


Serious

we're back safe, fyi

Remouse

Excellent, I was worried when I didn't hear from you

Serious

sorry

phe plied us with wine and food when we arrived

Remouse

Don't apologise!

Glad to know you're home safe :)

Serious

miss u tho

Remouse

Don't be silly, you love the Potters

Serious

obviously

but I do also miss you

Remouse

Well, I miss you too

Home is nice, but it'll be weird waking up without you

Serious

right?

like, who'd have thought in September when we went back to uni

that we'd be here, dating

and talking about not waking up with each other

Remouse

It takes a bit of getting used to

But I'm not mad about it ;)

Serious

good thing I'm not, either ;)

Remouse

However

I'm going to head to bed

As I'm wiped

But I'll call you in the morning, ok?

Serious

ofc

sleep well, lil mouse :*

Remouse

You too, Sirius :*