Hellsing Head Canons and Drabbles

by DianaPrince31

A humorous series of random head canons and drabbles that go through my head about the Hellsing characters and what I think they are really like. Enjoy the madness!

27. Line Up

HELLSING HEAD CANONS & DRABBLES

A HELLSING FANFIC

Sapphirewyren

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing- for now

Let's say that Integra found herself in a police line up – in America because someone said that a blond woman, wearing a suit attacked them and they spoke with an "English" accent. The police officer would tell each person in the line up to say a phrase in their best English accent and that line would be 'pip pip cheerio'. Of course, everyone says it, except Integra.

Police Officer: Number Six, please say the line.

Integra: I refuse to debase myself and even entertain the thought of saying that!

Police Office: Say the line!

Integra: You do know that no one in England says that right?

Police Officer: Just say the line

Integra: Hell no.

Police Officer: How about 'good day guvna?

Integra: So you want me to say a pack of stereotypes to amuse you is that it?

Police Officer: We don't have all day.

Integra: Fine. Fuck off, you bowl of cheerios.

Victim: That's her

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