Looking For A Way Out

Chapter 27

Tehe, it seems like you guys liked the last chapter! I told y'all it would get good ;) Also this will be mostly Midna PoV so if you don't like Midna, suck it up. Just kidding. This chapter is optional. It's not important to the story. Just the first paragraph!

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Midna's PoV

"Thank you, Midna. That helped," Zelda thanked me. I looked at her and smiled. "I know I seem pretty annoying and childish and selfish, but in all honesty… if we are going to fight, why not fight for each other?" I answered. I was about to turn to leave, but then I decided to give her just enough information to make her confused about who I really am. "Besides, why wouldn't I help a fellow princess?" Her eyes widened. "Wait, are you-"

"Oops, sorry princess looks like it's time for me to go~" I said, then left quickly. I decided to give her more time to pray. I felt bad for her. She worked so hard and never got anything out of it. Hopefully, time's flow would take her to the place she needed to be. Anyway, I really wanted to go outside, so I went to try to find Thief. He could make sure I didn't get beat up by a bunch of pig people. I couldn't really find him, though, so I decided to go on my own. I was just wandering around outside, you know? It was quite different in Hyrule than it was in the Twilight Realm. There was so much green in this world of light. In the Twilight Realm, green was a very rare color. Mostly everything there was made of metal. Despite how much I want to get home, it actually is kind of nice to get out of that metal container.

Anyway, I just continue to walk around. The forest is such a beautiful place here. As I walk around, I hear some sort of squeally noises and buzzing, but I ignored it. Other than that annoying noise, it's amazing out. But after some time, I was about ready to squash whatever was making that noise because it would just not shut up. Like how is it even physically possible to be that annoying. I yelled out of frustration and turned around and started to float really quickly to wherever the source of the noise was.

I can tell you, I was not expecting it to be a bunch of bokoblins playing hot potato with a beehive. I almost, almost, laughed, but I didn't want them to notice me. If they did, that would have been bad. I just sat on a tree branch that was perfectly hanging over the scene of it all and watched their stupidity. Those idiots. One of them tried to drop kick the beehive, but the bees only came out of the hive and started chasing after him - or her, you never know. Anyway, the bokoblin started running off, so I followed it. It jumped into a pond and started flailing its arms around. Then it started sinking. I just watched as it drowned. Then I let myself laugh. That idiot drowned in a puddle! I love how dumb bokoblins can be sometimes. It makes me feel better about myself. Yeah, everything was funny and all… until I felt something hit my fused shadow. I turned around slowly, to see another bokoblin trying to throw pebbles at me. I smirked and floated up to it. It tried to hit me with it's club, but I was too high up for it to reach me. It growled and started hopping around like a monkey. I flew way above it, and it tried to throw a rock at me, but it only came back down and hit it in the face. I sighed. These things are such idiots. I decided to just go ahead and try to kill the bokoblins and put them out of their pitiful state. I grabbed a stick and rammed it into the bokoblin's face. It… did not appreciate that. It screamed an ear piercing scream and flailed it's club around, trying to hit me. Ugh, this idiot. I was way above it, now, why was it even trying? I just kept trying to whack it, until it finally had enough of me. It took out a horn from who knows where and blew it, alerting a whole bunch of other bokoblins and a couple of moblins. Great. Just wonderful. I went on a walk and somehow all of this happened. Just… wow. Okay.

I figured that the best idea…

Would just be to let their own stupidity handle everything. Why do I say that? Well, a moblin picked up a bokoblin and threw it at me. I dodged it easily, and the bokoblin landed in the puddle and drowned. Wow. It turned into a game of dodge the bokoblins. The two moblins just kept trying to throw bokoblins at me. They were slowly killing their own buddies, but it's not like I had a problem with that. Eventually, all of the bokoblins were dead. The only monsters left were the two moblins. I had no idea how I was supposed to battle them, so I ran. Or floated super speedily. I don't know. They started chasing me. I went to the castle, which which was probably a really dumb idea, but who cares. That one lady name Purah was out, probably leaving for Hateno Tech Lab. She saw me and I guess the moblins were a bit far off, so she couldn't see them.

"Help me," I said as I approached her. "Two moblins are after me! I didn't know what to do so I ran."

"I don't see them," Purah said. "How did you get away."

I gave her a dumb look. "I didn't. They're still right behind me." As if on cue, they reached the top of the hill so that they were visible. Purah screamed and turned her… mechanical horse around. We both ran for castle town. Purah ran to get some guards or somebody. I watched silently as they took down the moblins.

That. Was. Amazing.

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Hey guys!

Lavafirefox, I am sorry it seemed to serious. I hope this chapter was better. ^-^ Thanks for your review!

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Aaand, that's it, guys! I hope y'all liked this chapter. It was not necessary, but y'all know I do unnecessary things for unnecessary reasons. Have a good day!

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-TwilightWolf