Chapter 31: Stage Two of Operation Manwhore Bet

Meredith's Point-of-View

"He peed in front of me."

Lexie looked up from where her head was resting on the counter and peered, bleary eyed, at me.

"Um…okay? Why?" She asked.

"I don't know. Did Mark do that to you?" I asked.

"Thankfully, no. Especially considering I woke up with my head on his toilet." She groaned.

"That is just disgusting! Do you need a script for some penicillin?" I offered, cringing.

"No, got some from the clinic. But thanks." She answered. "How did the rest of your night go?"

"I apparently hurled down his back and I woke up, naked, next to him in my bed."

Lexie's eyes got wider than saucers.

"Did you fuck him?" She practically yelled.

I dragged her to a secluded corner.

"Could you keep your voice down? No! I was passed out drunk and I was naked, he wasn't. I mean, he was practically naked but had boxers on, silk ones. Very nice…they were blue…"

"Snap out of it!" Lexie said, smacking my arm.

"Right, sorry. Anyway, I am having dinner with him Tuesday." I informed her.

"Where?"

"I don't know. Somewhere public." I said. Less chance of jumping him, though sex in a public place did sound yummy.

"No go to his house. Cook for him." Lexie suggested.

"But I can't cook."

"I know." She said, smiling widely.

"Oh!" I cringed. "Poor guy. Hope he has an iron stomach."

"Oh, don't feel bad for him!" Lexie chastised.

"I don't. I just don't want him to repay me by regurgitating all over my Jimmy Choos."

"What are you going to cook?" Lexie asked.

I looked at her blankly.

"I don't know considering my idea of a home cooked meal is popcorn and toast. That probably wouldn't go over well."

"No. You could make spaghetti. That is a no brainer." Lexie suggested. "Oh never mind."

She obviously remembered the last time I had attempted to make that.

"Hey those firefighters were hot." I said defensively.

"Yeah fires tend to do that." She countered.

"Buy take out and pretend you cooked it."

We looked at Cristina, who was perusing a chart.

"You know the sneaking up thing you do? Stop it." I demanded. "It's creepy.'

"So, you're breaking up with me?" She joked.

I laughed.

"Yeah. You are a good kisser, but not my type. Sorry. However, the idea is to chase him away. But thanks anyway."

"Shepherd's a neat freak. Make a mess 'cooking' and leave it for him to clean up." She suggested.

I thought on that for a moment. Hmmm…she has a point.

"Okay I can do that, thanks."

"No problem. Anything to fight the power." She quipped and was gone.

"So, we have a game plan for you, now what to do about me and Slorek?" Lexie asked.

"Slorek and Whorek. Has a nice ring to it." I mused. "What about what I am doing? I mean we are sisters so we are bound to do the same things with guys."

"Something tells me Sloan wouldn't care." Lexie said.

"Why do you say that?" I asked.

"There is a reason I am taking penicillin now and we will leave it at that. If and when we ever have sex, he is either going to have to hire a cleaning service or take me to a hotel."

I laughed as I imagined the state of Sloan's house.

"How do you think Sloan gets women then?" I asked. Now I am not a neat freak by any means, but I don't do filthy. House that is. Filthy sex is a whole other subject.

"He has a big dick."

Both of our eyes and bodies turned slowly to Alex, who looked like he would be very happy for the ground to swallow him up completely.

I raised an eyebrow.

"I mean, I've heard people…women…say that when they talk around here…yeah…I'm not gay." Alex stuttered.

"Uh huh." I murmured.

"Seriously. I promise. I am not gay. I like pussy. Lots and lots of pussy. I like pussy so much that I…I…"

"You've become one?" I finished for him.

His eyes narrowed at me and he growled. Like literally growled at me. I laughed at him.

"Relax, it's fine. I am down with the rainbow. Get on with your bad self and all that shit."

I grabbed Lexie and pulled her to come with me.

"We have rounds so see you later…Alexandra." I told him.

As we walked away, we heard him yell after us.

"I'm not gay!"

Then a…

"What the hell are you people looking at? Get back to work!"

"Is he really gay? I mean my gay-dar is not going off and he didn't kiss like he was gay but I was drunk." Lexie gasped. "Do you think I turned him gay?"

"From one kiss? No. He isn't gay. I just like fucking with him."

Lexie looked at me in astonishment.

"Oh shut up! I like to be entertained. So, sue me." I snarked.

"Concentrate on Slorek and Whorek and forget about the supporting players." She demanded.

"Oh don't worry, I will concentrate on Whorek."

Initializing Stage Two of Operation ManWhore Bet.