[The IPSA Science Corps Presents]

[jingle] "Kowalski's Invention Vlog!" [ding]

[The following is a recording of the F.A.N.F.I.C.T.I.O.N Antidisclosure project]

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A weird looking plane with a single engine with massive solar panels built into the top of the wings. The top of the body and the cockpit were also covered in solar cells. The Super-plane, helicopters, and various fighter jets were sitting nearby. The weird plane was currently being attached to the top of a massive 4-engine cargo plane. The Camera turns to reveal blue skies, massive rotors, and the deck of the Megacarrier II. The camera lingers on the end of the flight deck where "IPSA" was in big white letters.

The camera then turns to the command decks and settles on a heavy metal door. The door opens and Kowalski steps out and walks towards the single engine aircraft. Kowalski stops in front of the plane and turned to face the camera.

"welcome to yet another edition of the invention vlog," Kowalski said, "featuring the Solar Glider!"

[name: SG-404/ Solar Glider]

[type: one engine lite aircraft]

[odds of threatening to destroy the entire world: N/A]

[DESCRIPTION OF INVENTION]

"this is a completely solar powered glider," Kowalski said as the plane was now fully attached to the cargo-plane.

"this cargo plane will bring it up to its flight altitude as the engine is not powerful enough for a runway takeoff. And the glider itself is to light to takeoff without getting blow off the runway at the slightest wind. And it can only land on sky bound landing strips like this one."

"this glider will revolutionize combat aircraft," Kowalski said, "the next model will have a bigger engine and would be slightly heavier…and have troop or cargo carrying capabilities."

"now let's move onto the workings…"

[Workings of the Invention]

The Cargo plane was now being boarded by the crew as the test pilots (Skipper and Rico) climbed onto the glider. The camera switches to the inside of the cargo plane. Kowalski had a map stand with the plans and an extendable pointer near his seat.

Kowalski had earmuffs and a helmet on and was shouting over the cargo-plane engines that were spinning up, "THE SOLAR GLIDER HAS SOLAR PANELS ON THE TOP OF THE BODY, COCKPIT, AND WINGS…THEY TAKE SOLAR RADIATION AND CONVERTS IT INTO POWER."

"THAT POWER IS STORED IN ON-BOARD BATTERIES!"

"THE BATTERIES POWER THE SINGLE ELECTRIC ENGINE IN THE FRONT OF THE AIRCRAFT!"

"YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOUT!" one of the penguin paratroopers shouted.

"WHAT?" Kowalski said.

"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" the pilot shouted over the intercom.

"get to your seats!" one of the crew shouted, "buckle up! We're go up in five!"

"Anyway," Kowalski said as the cargo-plane's ramp closed deafening the roar of the engines a bit, "it addition to actually landing gear…it has a magnetic clamp for securing to the top of a cargo-plane…once the plane reaches flight altitude. It powers up its engines and once the engine is up to speed releases the clamp."

"The panels on top of the craft will provide endless charge as long as the sun is up…flying above the clouds is highly recommended for best coverage. And the power stored up in the batteries can last you through the night. The glider should be stored on the flight deck so it can soak up valuable rays. It also designed a special charging rig that utilizes halogen lamps to stimulate the sun so it can be charged at night, on a rainy day, or on a cloudy day."

"Attention all crew!" the pilot announced, "prepare for takeoff!"

The whole plane jerked a little as it left the runway.

[testing of the invention]

"we are approaching solar glider flight altitude!" the pilot said.

"Skipper," I said, "we are approaching flight altitude…ready the engine!"

(inside the glider)

"Batteries at full charge… photo-voltaic cells charging…turning on engines," Skipper said.

(cargo-plane hold)

"we are at flight altitude prepare for solar glider launch," The pilot said.

"Solar 1 this is Glacier two," the pilot said, "what's your status?"

(glider)

"Engine is at full power," Skipper said, "we are ready to disengage Glacier Two."

"Acknowledged Solar one," the pilot said, "good luck and Godspeed."

"This is Solar one Signing off," Skipper said as he disengaged the magnetic clamp, "disengaged."

"confirm disengagement," the cargo plane pilot asked.

Rico looked out the window turned to skipper and nodded.

"Disengagement confirmed Glacier One," Skipper said pulling away from the cargo plane

Skipper flew past the cockpit of the cargo plane, "Affirmative Solar One."

(Air traffic Control, Megacarrier II)

"Glacier one," Rockgut said, "this is Adele One, what is the status of the launch."

"this is glacier one," the cargo plane pilot replied, "Solar Glider is away, Adele One."

"That's an Affirmative," Rockgut said, "time to settle in for the night candy corn."

"returning to carrier," the pilot replied, "over."

"Ten-four," Rockgut said, "Roger that."

"nobody says roger anymore, roger," the pilot said.

"I'll take that under advisement," Rockgut said, "out."

1 HOUR LATER

Kowalski watches as the Solar glider makes a controlled crash landing on the flight deck. A magnetic break hidden in the deck "catches" the plane before it speeds right off the helicarrier.

The door on the side opens and Skipper steps out, "Score one for clean energy!" Skipper said Rico right behind him.

"so how was it?" Kowalski said.

"it flies like a dream," Skipper said.

"a dream fulfilled?"

"let not go that far Kowalski," Skipper said, "it was pretty fast and had good handling…but it was a little to quiet for my liking."

"It's good for the environment!" Kowalski said.

"exactly," Skipper said, "which is why it isn't fun."

"fun. Fun? Fun!?" Kowalski said, "FUN!?"

"oh no," Skipper said.

"flying through the air isn't fun?" Kowalski said, "defying nature by doing the one thing penguins can't do?"

"Oh boy," Rico said.

[Final notes]

"even though it's not…fun," Kowalski huffed, "I believe this was a success…"

"a boring one," Skipper said.

"not now!" Kowalski said, "well see you next time…and I promise the next one is going to be…FUN."

"um…sorry?" skipper said.

[Invention Success/Failure: SUCCESS]

[jingle] "Kowalski's Invention Vlog!" [ding]

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