Tuesday (7:25pm)
donutqueen created the group RagTagHeros
donutqueen added BarryChristmas, Irisponsible, LanceInYourPants, MickDonalds, Oliver, and 8 others.
donutqueen: Hi friends!
LanceInYourPants: who the hell is this?
Oliver: What the hell is this?
MickDonalds: Answer both questions
donutqueen: It's me!
donutqueen: Kara Danvers!
FeelThisCity: OMG KARA! HI!
Irisponsible: Kara!
donutqueen: Hi Felicity! Hi Iris!
BarryChristmas: KARAA AAAAAAA!
donutqueen: BARRYYYYY!
LanceInYourPants: well well well hey superhot ;)
MickDonalds has left the group.
donutqueen: Aw that old butterball
donutqueen added MickDonalds to the group.
donutqueen: MICKYYYYY stay :(
MickDonalds: fine skirt
AtomBottomJeans: Mick be nice! Hi Kara!
donutqueen: hey ray!
donutqueen: And Mick I'll have you know that I have pants now
Oliver: Kara, what's this about?
donutqueen: What's what about? My pants? Jealous?
Oliver: Why would I be jealous? I wear pants everyday.
LanceInYourPants: kara send us pics of you in your pants ;)
FeelThisCity: Sara don't you have a girlfriend?
LanceInYourPants: She wants to see too.
Irisponsible: I doubt that
ZariNotZari: hold on i thought we were mad at kara ?
Irisponsible: Oh yeahhhh :/
DiscoCisco: oh :/ you're right
donutqueen: wait what?! WHY?!
FeelThisCity: bc u left us :(
BarryChristmas: YEAH! FOR A LONG TIME WHERE WERE YOU?!
LanceInYourPants: dat shit hurted
MickDonalds: I didn't notice.
AtomBottomJeans: yes he did
donutqueen: I'M SORRY GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE THE THINGY
donutqueen: PLEASE FORGIVE ME
TheAdorable: We'll have to discuss. You hurt us badly.
MickDonalds: Not me.
LanceInYourPants: he's lying
donutqueen: I can tell you guys are hurt because Thea is using proper grammar :(
DiscoCisco: lmao a read
Oliver: I didn't even know she knew how to spell & use correct punctuation. Impressive.
TheAdorable: oh fuck off this isn't about me its about kara
donutqueen: PLEASE FORGIVE ME I'M HERE NOW AND I'LL NEVER LEAVE AGAIN
HisStory: Yeah, you say that now.
donutqueen: NATEEE!
HisStory: dont nate me. U left me to deal with these losers
LanceInYourPants: ? losers ?
BarryChristmas: Excuse me, she left ALL of us
HisStory: Yeah but it hurt me the most. No one laughed at the memes i sent :/
Irisponsible: That's because they were lame memes
TheAdorable: ^^^ extremely lame
DiscoCisco: they had a 2007 vibe
HisStory: they were vintage! Ray help me out!
AtomBottomJeans: ...Remember that time Kara left the groupchat? Let's focus on that
LanceInYourPants: lmaoo
donutqueen: No no no! Send the memes now Nate! I'll laugh!
HisStory: i don't want your petty laughs now
donutqueen: GUYS PLEASEEEEE
DiscoCisco: We'll have to discuss. Leave us.
TheAdorable removed donutqueen from the group.
AtomBottomJeans: Okay how long are we actually gonna make her suffer?
HisStory: ^^^ right because I actually wanna send her these memes
TheAdorable: do NOT send those lame ass memes in this groupchat i swear to fuck
HisStory: :/ you're not being very adorable right now
Irisponsible: No no no, I agree with Thea
DiscoCisco: I think we ALL agree with thea
BarryChristmas: okay okay can we let kara back in now? I miss her
MickDonalds: weak
MickDonalds: but yeah let her back in I guess
FrostytheHoeMan: Lol, Mick you have such as soft spot for kara lol
FeelThisCity: Caitlyn! Where the hell have you been all this time?
FrostytheHoeMan: I've been here...watching
TheAdorable: lol Kara's gonna lose her mind when she sees ur username
HisStory: lmaooo true
Irisponsible: Lol remember when Thea's name was TheadoorHoesevelt? She was so confused
DiscoCisco: "Wait was he a hoe? How did I not know this?!"
LanceInYourPants: bet $10 she says something like "CAITLYN FROSTY THE SNOWMAN IS FOR KIDS. IM SURE HE WASN'T A HOE!"
TheAdorable: lmaoooo with a little sad face
AtomBottomJeans: I met frosty the snowman in a dream. Nice gentleman.
MickDonalds: Nerd.
FeelThisCity: I met the Grinch in a dream and he rocked my world
Oliver: Felicity please.
LanceInYourPants: the grinch has big dick energy
Irisponsible: ^^^ I agree
TheAdorable: i bet he dicked down martha may
BarryChristmas: Please stop the Grinch is my favorite movie
ZariNotZari: there's no question that he piped martha may
MickDonalds: She was kinda hot
HisStory: eh she was alright
Oliver: Can we move on?
BarryChristmas: please i'll add kara back
BarryChristmas added donutqueen to the group.
donutqueen: Does this mean I'm forgiven?
ZariNotZari: yeah yeah yeah
donutqueen: YAY!
TheAdorable: not gonna lie we didn't even mean to leave you out that long we got distracted
donutqueen: By what?
FeelThisCity: The Grinch
LanceInYourPants: kara give us your opinion...does the Grinch have big dick energy?
donutqueen: Is that even a question? He obviously does. Martha May was swooning
BarryChristmas: can we please change the subject?
BarryChristmas: Kara I tried the blueberry flavored ice cream and you were right!
donutqueen: IT'S GOOD RIGHT?!
BarryChristmas: SO GOOD!
donutqueen: ALMOST HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S HEALTHY!
AtomBottomJeans: What makes it healthy?
BarryChristmas: it's blueberry
donutqueen: That's a fruit
Oliver: God.
Oliver: Kara, why exactly have you gathered us here?
LanceInYourPants: this a ceremony?
FeelThisCity: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
donutqueen: I mean….you're not too far off
Irisponsible: ?! You're getting married?!
BarryChristmas: KARA WHAT THE HELL?!
FeelThisCity: ! To who?!
LanceInYourPants: Kara wtf what about us?!
AtomBottomJeans: Sara you have an entire girlfriend
TheAdorable: wait is it to that hawt brunette you wouldn't shut up about
donutqueen: No no no guys it's not me! It's Alexxxxxxx!
donutqueen added gunscotch to the group.
gunscotch: Sup bitches get ready for the gayest wedding ever!
FeelThisCity: Ahhhhhhhhh!
ZariNotZari: that was a very dramatic entrance.
LanceInYourPants: woah woah woah, alex wtf?! What about us?!
AtomBottomJeans: Sara, once again, you have an entire girlfriend
LanceInYourPants: maybe ava doesn't mind sharing
AtomBottomJeans added AvaLasAva to the group.
AvaLasAva: I mind.
LanceInYourPants: kara alex send pics of yourselves immediately
FeelThisCity: And your fiancee!
gunscotch: (me&maggie.j p g)
donutqueen: (karaaaaaa. j p g)
ZariNotZari: damn
AvaLasAva: I don't mind.
AvaLasAva: At all.
DiscoCisco: gay
donutqueen: Wait, let me send a picture of my lady!
donutqueen: (SexyLady. j p g)
ZariNotZari: ….it's lena guys...lena
LanceInYourPants: fucking finally jesus
gunscotch: wait how do u guys know lena?
AvaLasAva: Kara did nothing but talk about and send pictures of Lena in the group chat
Irisponsible: "Lena took me to lunch today" "Lena's so sweet guys wish you could meet her"
DiscoCisco: "Lena made a really cool device today she's so smart"
AtomBottomJeans: "Guys look at this video of Lena trying sour patch kids for the first time!"
Oliver: It was pathetic.
LanceInYourPants: "Guys cut it out! Lena and I are JUST FRIENDS! We're BESTIES!"
gunscotch: afghafjghjkfg
DiscoCisco: "Barry can you BELIEVE Lena tried to make me eat a salad? FOR WHAT?"
ZariNotZari: "Do you think Lena will like this shirt? We're going to dinner! Answer back fast please!"
Irisponsible: "Golly! Lena sure did look good in her dress tonight! I almost forgot to eat my food!"
donutqueen: ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH!
donutqueen: You're all obviously lying!
gunscotch: I believe you.
gunscotch added lenaeclipse to the group.
gunscotch: everyone say hi to lena!
FeelThisCity: Hi Lena! Nice to finally meet you!
Irisponsible: Hey Lena!
AtomBottomJeans: Lena! I feel like we already know you!
Oliver: That's because we basically do.
BarryChristmas: Lenaaaa! Yo yo yo sister in law!
Irisponsible: Sweetheart you're gonna scare her off.
TheAdorable: nah shes w/ kara and if she's not scared off by now then she wont be going anywhere
LanceInYourPants: facts.
donutqueen: hey!
lenaeclipse: Hello everyone, I believe everything you've said about Kara, but to be fair, I talked about Kara just as much. My assistant had to hear an earful every time Kara left after having lunch.
MickDonalds: Why are you with a dork like skirt?
donutqueen: I'm not a dork!
donutqueen: I just got SUPER lucky
lenaeclipse: No, I'm the super lucky one darling
TheAdorable: ew
gunscotch: trust me that's the toned down version. Count yourselves lucky
LanceInYourPants: Lena did kara tell you that the two of us were together?
lenaeclipse: No? Kara, care to explain?
donutqueen: WE WERE NOT TOGETHER
LanceInYourPants: can't believe you're denying what we had :(
AvaLasAva: Why are you denying my woman?
DiscoCisco: :/ that's pretty rude kara
lenaeclipse: You can be honest with me darling, it's okay. I know there were others before me :/
donutqueen: WE WEREN'T TOGETHER STOP THIS
LanceInYourPants: :( what about that night outside? during the fight?
HisStory: ?
FeelThisCity: This just got interesting
AtomBottomJeans: you guys were harvesting each other's crops while we were working?
TheAdorable: harvesting….crops?
gunscotch: lmaooo is that what u guys call sex on your earth?
donutqueen: NO CROPS WERE BEING HARVESTED
LanceInYourPants: unfortunately :/
AvaLasAva: I would have watched that harvest.
TheAdorable: ^^^
HisStory: I want a crop top but idk if i can pull it off :/
ZariNotZari: nah you can't :)
Oliver: So are we invited to the wedding or what?
donutqueen: Classic Ollie getting straight to the point lol
gunscotch: no we just wanted to rub it in your face that im getting married
lenaeclipse: Yes, you're all invited.
gunscotch: lena stop being nice wtf
gunscotch: but yeah fine you're all invited
BarryChristmas: YES!
FeelThisCity: Do you need help planning?! I can help!
Irisponsible: Do you have a dress yet?!
Oliver: When is the wedding? I have to get a haircut.
donutqueen: wait wait wait
donutqueen added alwayswinning to the group.
donutqueen: Winn wanted to say hi
BarryChristmas: WINNNNNNN!
alwayswinning: BARRRYYYYYYYY!
FeelThisCity: Winny! I've missed talking to youuuuu
alwayswinning: I've missed u toooo! Blame kara!
TheAdorable: we already did
MickDonalds: Ah, the boyfriend
LanceInYourPants: ? who's boyfriend?
MickDonalds: Barry's
BarryChristmas: ? I'm married
Irisponsible: He talks about Winn in bed at night :/
Irisponsible: He doesn't hold me like he used to :(
gunscotch: lmaoooo
DiscoCisco: I didn't wanna say anything, but I've noticed :/
BarryChristmas: Oh cut it out
FeelThisCity: I didn't realize there were troubles in the home :/
ZariNotZari: maybe you guys should consider couples therapy
Irisponsible: It's okay. I've realized i'll never be the true nerd that he wants :(
BarryChristmas: I-
FeelThisCity: This is so sad.
alwayswinning: NERD?!
alwayswinning: I'll have you know that I have an actual boyfriend now!
MickDonalds: who would date you?
LanceInYourPants: ^^^ valid question
BarryChristmas: WHAT? WHO ARE YOU DATING BRO?
Irisponsible: He never calls me bro :/
AvaLasAva: Sara calls me bro during sex.
DiscoCisco: thats weird
LanceInYourPants: that's intimacy
donutqueen: That's beautiful. Lena won't let me call her bro in bed :(
lenaeclipse: It's the only thing I won't allow.
gunscotch: really lena? U'll let her wear an eyepatch during sex but u wont let her call u bro?
HisStory: ? eyepatch?
alwayswinning: lena has a pirate kink now :/
lenaeclipse: I do NOT. We were simply trying it out.
donutqueen: I have to work on my pirate impression :/. She said it wasn't authentic
TheAdorable: lmaoooooo tragic
Irisponsible: I have so many questions
Oliver: Can we get back on topic?
BarryChristmas: YEAH WHO ARE YOU DATING WINN?
alwayswinning: It's James!
BarryChristmas: JAMES OLSEN?!
donutqueen: They're sooooo cute together!
FeelThisCity: Send pics!
alwayswinning: (me&jamesss. j p g)
LanceInYourPants: hot damn nice catch
MickDonalds: why is he dating you?
ZariNotZari: Awww! Now I see why you left Barry!
BarryChristmas: Does he laugh at your memes like I do?
Irisponsible: Unbelievable.
alwayswinning: He chuckles but I know it's not genuine :/
Oliver: WHEN IS THE WEDDING?! I'LL NEED TO GET A HAIRCUT!
LanceInYourPants: y r u so horny for a haircut
gunscotch: April 25th
FeelThisCity: …..of this year?
lenaeclipse: Lol yeah
AvaLasAva: Wow, thanks for the last minute invitation
gunscotch: It's not last minute!
donutqueen: Lol, yeah they just got engaged two days ago
Oliver: I don't understand. Why is it so soon?
gunscotch: life comes at u fast man
DiscoCisco: Life is a highway
BarryChristmas: I wanna ride it alllll night longgg
HisStory: If you're going my wayyyy
Oliver: What time is the wedding?
alwayswinning: that's not the next line :/
gunscotch: uh we havent picked a time yet so like...just show up the day before
LanceInYourPants: i love the chaos of this wedding planning
Irisponsible: Hopefully it turns out better than ours
donutqueen: Awww you guys had a beautiful wedding!
TheAdorable: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
lenaeclipse: What a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter
gunscotch: yes but what a shame
ZariNotZari: what a shame the poor grooms bride is a WHORE
alwayswinning: I CHIME IN WITH A
DiscoCisco: HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
MickDonalds: CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR
Oliver: We'll be at the wedding. Let us know if you need anything
FrostytheHoeMan: Oliver stop fucking ruining the songs!
gunscotch: digging the username
alwayswinning: caitlyn!
donutqueen: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN WAS NOT A HOE! HE WAS A NICE MAN :(
LanceInYourPants: u guys owe me $10
A/N: April 25th is on Saturday...I-...
You can expect like 3 chapters this week. Hopefully.