Class 1-A

Izzy M- Izuku Midoriya

Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo

Sonic - Tenya Iida

Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido

Bass Bitch - Kyoka Jiro

Froppy - Tsuyu Asui

Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji

Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki

Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure

Wayne - Hanta Sero

Garth - Denki Kaminari

Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima

French Fry - Yuga Aoyama

Tails - Mashirao Ojiro

Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu

Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka

Ultra Furry - Koji Koda

Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato

Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami

Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso

Class 1-B

Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo

Reptar - Setsuna Tokage

Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki

My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori

Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu

Smokey - Nieto Monoma

Big Three

Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata

CutieDevil - Nejire Hado

Support

MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume

Civilians

Lesser Jedi - Inko Midoriya

Drunk Dragon - Hisashi Midoriya

7:00 pm on a Tuesday

THE MITTENS OF DISAPPROVAL

Bass Bitch: So if anyone notices Izzy hiding cameras anywhere, make sure they are not in your rooms or above your bed. He's working on some kind of project.

Bomberman: What kind of project involves hidden cameras in bedrooms?

Izzy M: I'm trying to see what someone's vinegar strokes look like.

Thermostat: What are vinegar strokes?

Izzy M: It's that point in sex where a guy is close to orgasm and he can't stop. No matter what. Took me getting hit with a heavy object in the face during sex to discover the phenomenon.

Knuckles: Why is it called vinegar strokes?

Izzy M: It's because the face you make when it happens looks like you held a spoonful of vinegar under your nose.

Garth: Why are you trying to film someone else's vinegar strokes? Why don't you film yourself?

Izzy M: It's kind of next to impossible to film yourself in any sexual situation. Also I refuse to film Kyoka and me having sex.

Bass Bitch: Good idea. If you ever did that I would castrate you on the spot.

Garth: How many times have you tried filming yourself?

Izzy M: I don't feel comfortable answering that. BTW you might want to change your bedsheets soon.

Garth: WHAT DID YOU DO?

Izzy M: A gentleman never asks.

Bass Bitch: And a lady never tells.

Literal Iron Man: Sounds like they did some stuff on your bed.

Drunk Dragon: That's my boy.

Izzy M: By the way, Monoma, I have to ask.

Smokey: Go ahead you 1-A bastard.

Izzy M: With your hero costume, are you a magician who is also a rapist or a rapist who likes to do magic?

Battle Fist: So you saw it too?

Bass Bitch: Everyone sees it.

Smokey: I didn't have any of those in mind.

Poison Ivy: Sure you didn't.

Smokey: Why don't you ask why that 1-A creation bitch dresses like a stripper?

Knuckles: Cause no one saw that as a stripper costume. More like a cross between a one piece bathing suit and that fox chick from that game Deku always beats us at when we play gamecube.

Izzy M: Krystal from Starfox Assault.

Bass Bitch: Your inner nerd is showing.

Izzy M: You know you love it.

Garth: Not a private chat BTW.

Knuckles: You should know by now that they just love messing with us. You're just the easiest.

Garth: I'm not that easy.

Ninja Mina: Yes you are.

Izzy M: Dude, you're so easy that Eri successfully roasts you and she's six.

Garth: No she doesn't.

Bass Bitch: She put an I Eat Ass sticker on your back just last week. I don't even know where she got it.

Izzy M: She might have got it from my room. It's something I got during my last trip to Florida.

Anti-Grav: Of course you got it from Florida.

Izzy M: If anything, Kaminari got lucky it was the I Eat Ass sticker becauseI got a box full of even more offensive bumper stickers during that trip.

Knuckles: What do they say?

Izzy M: Lets see, there's; I Fist Ass, My Child Eats Your Honor Student's Ass, I'll Shit On Your Chest, I Chug Jizz, My Other Ride Is Your Mom's C**t, Blue Lives Don't Matter, Black LivesBlue Lives≥Women, Guns Don't Kill People, Cops Do, Dead People Can't Say No, Everyone You Love Will Eventually Die

Bass Bitch: At least you censored yourself when saying c**t.

Izzy M: I'm not an animal.

Froppy: Why do you have them?

Izzy M: You all know I have a fucked up sense of humor.

Bass Bitch: Can confirm, he has one of the worst ones on his laptop.

Bomberman: I need to know what could be worse than any of those.

Izzy M: It's a sticker of an anime girl with huge boobs and cosplaying as the Starbucks Logo holding her legs spread eagle while saying the phrase "Drink me senpai"

Thermostat: And this is the guy beating three fourths of us in academics.

Izzy M: And don't you forget it.

Deus Ex Machina: How are you still a student here Midoriya?

Izzy M: All of the teachers and Nezu himself are amused by the things I do.

Purple Haze: Can confirm. I saw Aizawa, Midnight and Present Mic laughing at the footage of the self defense test.

Ninja Mina: Self defense test?

Purple Haze: He let me hit him with pepper spray, a stun gun, and a police taser. There was a fourth one but I refused to do it so he did it to himself.

Sonic: What did he do to himself?

Purple Haze: He wore a bulletproof vest and shot himself point blank in the chest.

Anti-Grav: Dude.

Bass Bitch: What the fuck?

Izzy M: I wanted to know what it felt like.

Bass Bitch: You could have let Momo shoot you with a beanbag gun.

Izzy M: Yeah but we already had the gun and the vest so might as well use them.

Bomberman: If no ones going to ask, I will. What did it feel like to get shot with a bulletproof vest?

Izzy M: You saw the video, but it felt like getting punched by a UFC fighter on PCP.

Discount Sue Storm: Your not all there in the head, are you?

Izzy M: Yeah, I'm a mess.

Authors Note: Chapter 39 answers: the obvious Trailer Park Boys reference. Let's see how many complaints I get for those offensive bumper stickers, despite the fact I removed the most offensive ones.

As Always

Later