Class 1-A
Izzy M- Izuku Midoriya
Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo
Sonic - Tenya Iida
Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido
Bass Bitch - Kyoka Jiro
Froppy - Tsuyu Asui
Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji
Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki
Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure
Wayne - Hanta Sero
Garth - Denki Kaminari
Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima
French Fry - Yuga Aoyama
Tails - Mashirao Ojiro
Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu
Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka
Ultra Furry - Koji Koda
Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato
Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami
Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso
Class 1-B
Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo
Reptar - Setsuna Tokage
Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki
My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori
Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Smokey - Nieto Monoma
Big Three
Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata
CutieDevil - Nejire Hado
Support
MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume
Civilians
Lesser Jedi - Inko Midoriya
Drunk Dragon - Hisashi Midoriya
7:00 pm on a Tuesday
THE MITTENS OF DISAPPROVAL
Bass Bitch: So if anyone notices Izzy hiding cameras anywhere, make sure they are not in your rooms or above your bed. He's working on some kind of project.
Bomberman: What kind of project involves hidden cameras in bedrooms?
Izzy M: I'm trying to see what someone's vinegar strokes look like.
Thermostat: What are vinegar strokes?
Izzy M: It's that point in sex where a guy is close to orgasm and he can't stop. No matter what. Took me getting hit with a heavy object in the face during sex to discover the phenomenon.
Knuckles: Why is it called vinegar strokes?
Izzy M: It's because the face you make when it happens looks like you held a spoonful of vinegar under your nose.
Garth: Why are you trying to film someone else's vinegar strokes? Why don't you film yourself?
Izzy M: It's kind of next to impossible to film yourself in any sexual situation. Also I refuse to film Kyoka and me having sex.
Bass Bitch: Good idea. If you ever did that I would castrate you on the spot.
Garth: How many times have you tried filming yourself?
Izzy M: I don't feel comfortable answering that. BTW you might want to change your bedsheets soon.
Garth: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Izzy M: A gentleman never asks.
Bass Bitch: And a lady never tells.
Literal Iron Man: Sounds like they did some stuff on your bed.
Drunk Dragon: That's my boy.
Izzy M: By the way, Monoma, I have to ask.
Smokey: Go ahead you 1-A bastard.
Izzy M: With your hero costume, are you a magician who is also a rapist or a rapist who likes to do magic?
Battle Fist: So you saw it too?
Bass Bitch: Everyone sees it.
Smokey: I didn't have any of those in mind.
Poison Ivy: Sure you didn't.
Smokey: Why don't you ask why that 1-A creation bitch dresses like a stripper?
Knuckles: Cause no one saw that as a stripper costume. More like a cross between a one piece bathing suit and that fox chick from that game Deku always beats us at when we play gamecube.
Izzy M: Krystal from Starfox Assault.
Bass Bitch: Your inner nerd is showing.
Izzy M: You know you love it.
Garth: Not a private chat BTW.
Knuckles: You should know by now that they just love messing with us. You're just the easiest.
Garth: I'm not that easy.
Ninja Mina: Yes you are.
Izzy M: Dude, you're so easy that Eri successfully roasts you and she's six.
Garth: No she doesn't.
Bass Bitch: She put an I Eat Ass sticker on your back just last week. I don't even know where she got it.
Izzy M: She might have got it from my room. It's something I got during my last trip to Florida.
Anti-Grav: Of course you got it from Florida.
Izzy M: If anything, Kaminari got lucky it was the I Eat Ass sticker becauseI got a box full of even more offensive bumper stickers during that trip.
Knuckles: What do they say?
Izzy M: Lets see, there's; I Fist Ass, My Child Eats Your Honor Student's Ass, I'll Shit On Your Chest, I Chug Jizz, My Other Ride Is Your Mom's C**t, Blue Lives Don't Matter, Black LivesBlue Lives≥Women, Guns Don't Kill People, Cops Do, Dead People Can't Say No, Everyone You Love Will Eventually Die
Bass Bitch: At least you censored yourself when saying c**t.
Izzy M: I'm not an animal.
Froppy: Why do you have them?
Izzy M: You all know I have a fucked up sense of humor.
Bass Bitch: Can confirm, he has one of the worst ones on his laptop.
Bomberman: I need to know what could be worse than any of those.
Izzy M: It's a sticker of an anime girl with huge boobs and cosplaying as the Starbucks Logo holding her legs spread eagle while saying the phrase "Drink me senpai"
Thermostat: And this is the guy beating three fourths of us in academics.
Izzy M: And don't you forget it.
Deus Ex Machina: How are you still a student here Midoriya?
Izzy M: All of the teachers and Nezu himself are amused by the things I do.
Purple Haze: Can confirm. I saw Aizawa, Midnight and Present Mic laughing at the footage of the self defense test.
Ninja Mina: Self defense test?
Purple Haze: He let me hit him with pepper spray, a stun gun, and a police taser. There was a fourth one but I refused to do it so he did it to himself.
Sonic: What did he do to himself?
Purple Haze: He wore a bulletproof vest and shot himself point blank in the chest.
Anti-Grav: Dude.
Bass Bitch: What the fuck?
Izzy M: I wanted to know what it felt like.
Bass Bitch: You could have let Momo shoot you with a beanbag gun.
Izzy M: Yeah but we already had the gun and the vest so might as well use them.
Bomberman: If no ones going to ask, I will. What did it feel like to get shot with a bulletproof vest?
Izzy M: You saw the video, but it felt like getting punched by a UFC fighter on PCP.
Discount Sue Storm: Your not all there in the head, are you?
Izzy M: Yeah, I'm a mess.
Authors Note: Chapter 39 answers: the obvious Trailer Park Boys reference. Let's see how many complaints I get for those offensive bumper stickers, despite the fact I removed the most offensive ones.
As Always
Later
