INT-FOREST OF ILLUSION-DAY
(Right out the bat, we open up to an action scene taking place in the forest of illusion from Super Mario World where Naruto and the gang fend off over a dozen large Goomba & Koopas from Mario.)
Drake: Where the hell did she go this time!?
Naruto: I don't know!
Drake: Alright, cover me, I'm going left!
(Naruto delivers a heavy punch to goomba3, sending it rolling to a tree.)
(Two more goombas come running in towards Naruto, but he jumps on top of goomba2 and 1, instantly killing them.)
(We cut to Sakura who elbows a Koopa on the cranium, knocking it to the ground as it hides in its shell.)
Sakura: Hands off the fox!
(Much like a soccer ball, Sakura kicks the shell straight ahead at a pack of goomba's surrounding Tails which knocks them all down like bowling pins.)
(Drake is quite impressed after witnessing Sakura's creative way of fighting.)
Drake: STRIKE!
(Suddenly, screams are heard in the background as Drake looks around to see where it's coming from, he then looks up and spots the one they were looking for.)
(From Drake's POV we see and attractive 19-year old blonde girl dressed in...casual clothing you'd see from Manchester London, even though she's American.)
(It's Ashley Graham from Resident Evil!)
Ashley: (Shouting) DRAAAAAAKE! SAKURA HELP! HELP ME NARUTO!
(Drake thinks about pointing his gun up, but quickly stops himself short before he can open fire, not wanting to take the risk in accidentally shooting Ashley.)
Drake: Tails, grab Ashley, I don't wanna risk shooting her!
Tails: Leave it to me!
(Tails shifts his tails to helicopter mode and flies his way towards the Koopa that has Ashley in her grasp.)
(Cut down to Sakura and Naruto cheering Tails on.)
Naruto: You can do it, Tails, BELIEVE IT!
Sakura: Go for the snout!
(Tails catches up with Koopa and extends his arm out to grab Ashley's hand.)
(Tails can't reach her due to the Koopa moving away each time Ashley tries to grab Tails' hand, which begins to frustrate and annoy Ashley.)
Ashley: (Angry) Knock it OFF!
(Ashley bops Koopa on the head, which causes it to hide inside its shell and drops Ashley.)
(Before Ashley could plummet to her possible doom from 26ft below, Tails manages to catch her in time.)
(Even though she's safe, Ashley for still screams.)
Ashley: HELP ME TAILS! HEEEEELP!
Tails: Ashley, I have you!
(Ashley finally opens her eyes and is now calm.)
Drake: HA-HA, ALRIGHT!
(Drake notices something dropping his way and narrowly manages to avoid it in time.)
Drake: WHOA!
(The Koopa shell lands in front of Drake in between his legs, making a small crater on the ground.)
(Drake let's sighs out a sigh of relief, extremely grateful that the shell didn't his head or family jewels when he fell to the ground to avoid the shell.)
(Naruto & Sakura catch up to Drake, concerned for him.)
Sakura: (Worried) Are you okay?
(Naruto and Sakura grab Drake's hands, helping up back up.)
Drake: (Panting) Yeah...and thank Christ for it.
Naruto: I don't get it, why are these turtle shells so deadly?
Drake: I've been asking my self that EXACT same question the day our car got totaled.
Later that day…
EXT-MUSHROOM KINGDOM-SIDEWALK-DAY
(Naruto, Sakura, and Tails gather around Drake with their eyes wide and mouth opened in amazement.)
(Cut to Drake showing the trio a medium-sized clothed bag of gold coins.)
Drake: That's right, keep doing odd jobs like these and you'll be rich in less than a week.
(Drake gives his trio each of their own bag of gold they earned.)
Naruto: Wow...this is more than what I earn on S-Rank missions!
Tails: They might be worth more than the gold rings.
*BEEP-BEEP*
(A black limo pulls up to the trio with Ashley exiting from the backdoor.)
Ashley: DRAAAAKE!
(Drake and the group don't seem the least bit happy to see Ashley, as they show annoyed looks on their faces, all except for Sakura who just feels neutral about her.)
Drake: (Annoyed) We're right here, Ashley...please turn done the volume.
Ashley: (Dumbfounded) Oh...
Ashley: Thank you so much for your services; I couldn't have done this science experiment without you.
Sakura: (Confused) Science experiment?
Ashley: Yep, I needed help gathering enough mushrooms for a school science project I'm working on.
(The group is extremely confused since none of what Ashley said was on the papers before they signed on to protect her.)
Sakura: (Confused) But the application forms said to walk and guard you against terrorists.
(Ashley lets out an embarrassed yet guilty chuckle before she begins to explain herself.)
Ashley: (Wry) Oh, I sorta tampered with the info on the forms, I knew no one would help me with something like this.
Ashley: It sounds simple, but it's REALLY dangerous in reality.
(Drake can't believe what he's hearing right now.)
Drake: OK, so let me get this straight, we spent 3 hours guarding and protecting you from mushrooms, turtles, and crazy cult members from Spain, JUST so you can collect your own set of mushrooms?
Ashley: (Nonchalant) YEP!
The Group: …
*PAUSE*
Player: (Offscreen) *Sigh*
(The player paused the game and goes on his computer as we cut to the computer screen.)
Google- Naruto Gamer's Quest Cheats
Google Search
(The player scrolls down and clicks on a cheat website.)
Naruto X Sonic: Gamer's Quest
Cheats
(The player then gets back to the game while it's still paused and activates a cheat code.)
(As the game unpauses Ashley is now wearing her knight uniform.)
(Drake casually pulls out his AK-47 and just unloads on Ashley, riddling the bitch with rounds upon rounds of the lead until he reloads and continues.)
Drake: Whew…
(Drake's gun disappears as he claps his hands together with a statisfied look on his face.)
Drake: (Nonchalant) OK, who else wants ice cream and a beer?
Narrator: …!?
To Be Continued…
Narrator: No seriously, what the hell was that all that about?