Disclaimers: I own NOTHING in the Naruto verse or any verse for that matter. I only own my OC and that's green with me.
Author's Note: So I'm getting into Destial as of late, finishing season 10 of SPN on DVD. So It's Naruto in the day time and SPN in the evenings, sounds fitting. Anyways. This is AU so a lot of OOC-ness, does sort of follow canon (If you squint hard enough) and a lot of back and forth between both groups. Time range varies from group to group so I hope it doesn't get too confusing. Enjoy!
Chapter: Teddys and Seals
OOOOO
Boat ashore and tied off, the squad and their client started on foot to the village. Their client said it'll be at least half a day's walk, maybe. No one complained or said anything and enjoyed the walk through the forest, following the dirt road to their destination.
Who knows how long they've been walking when Naruto felt a tick and yelled:
"DUCK!"
Everyone hit the ground just as a sharp whoosh cut through the air and embedded itself at the base of a tree, almost completely cutting it in half. Everyone sprang up to their feet, getting into positions with their weapons ready and saw the largest sword anyone has ever seen sticking out from the tree. A chuckle followed and a body appeared standing at the hilt of the sword with their arms crossed.
A man, taller than tall, lean upper torso with bandages wrapped the mid-section and arms, dusty black spiky hair and more bandages wrapped around half his face and eyes watched the squad with an emotionless expression. Watching them form a semi-circle around the client, the figure raised a brow and one side of his mouth lifted upwards in amusement at the children surrounding the main target and the only adult stood in front of them.
"Hand the old man over or it's your lives" the figure said with a rough voice.
"No" Kakashi replied as a kunai slipped out to his hand.
"You don't have much of a choice" that being said, a mist of fog rolled in "Either I take him or I slice through all of you and still take him" the figure jumped from his perch on the handle of his sword to stand a few feet from the squad.
"I wouldn't expect anything less from the Demon of the Mist" Kakashi got into a defensive stance, as did the Genins behind him.
"Then you know my reputation. I am Zabuza Momochi"
Hearing that name, Naruto and Sasuke gasped, they looked at each other just as Kakashi was about to start this fight.
"Wait!" Naruto yelled.
Everyone froze.
Kakashi in his half step, the new guy about to crouch and jump, their client's mouth open in shock and both Sakura and Sasuke stared at the former blonde.
Naruto stepped forward next to Kakashi, Sasuke followed and stood next him as they looked to the figure watching them.
"Your name is Zabuza Momochi?" said figure straighten himself up and crossed his arms, giving a bored look to the boy who interrupted them.
"What's it to you kid?"
"Our friend said if we ever met Zabuza Momochi on the way to Wave then we should call him out" said guy blinked
"Oh yeah, and who is this friend of yours?"
"Roxanne, your kin" they saw Zabuza physically shudder at the name.
"You're lying, I don't know what you're talking about" Zabuza growled out through clenched teeth.
Naruto and Sasuke shared a look, nodded and released their Jutsu. Naruto then dug through his pouch with one hand as Sasuke took the other hand and they stepped toward the tall man.
"Boys" Kakashi said but was ignored. Sakura gasped as she stepped behind Kakashi and gripped the back of his coat, watching what is happening.
Naruto and Sasuke stopped a couple feet from the man, looking up they realized how tall the guy really was and Naruto gulped but a quick squeeze from Sasuke renewed his determination on the matter.
"She said when we call you out that we should give you this" Hand stretched out to the man and when Zabuza looked down, he saw a small photo in the blonde's hand. Raising a brow, Zabuza plucked the photo from the out stretched hand, gave an annoyed sigh and turned the photo.
Zabuza froze. The boys could tell by the widening of his eyes and the hitch of his breath but they kept silent.
Zabuza looked at the photo of Roxanne, the blonde and dark haired boy. Zabuza gave a small smile behind his mask as he rubbed the image of Roxanne and gave a quiet sigh before turning the photo.
Reading what is written behind the photo, Zabuza smiled and lowered down to the ground to kneel on one knee in front of the boys, making him at eye level and leaned his elbow on his knee.
"You know Roxanne" not asking as a question but the boys nodded anyways.
"We're best friends" Naruto said
"And we live together" Sasuke added and smiled when Naruto chuckled nervously and rubbed the back of his head. They both turn back to the guy as he studied them for a second.
What happened next was VERY unexpected.
Zabuza threw his head back and laughed. After that, he scooped both boys up and spun them around, laughing harder. Naruto yelped and wrapped his arms around Zabuza's neck, Sasuke squeezed his eyes and held on to Zabuza's neck also. Zabuza continued laughing, whooping and giving out cheerful cries as he danced around with the boys in his arms. After a while Naruto joined in but Sasuke stayed quiet with his eyes still shut.
So after a while Zabuza stopped and hugged both boys to him, sighing.
"Tell me" Zabuza leaned back a bit to look at the boys staring back at him, Sasuke finally open his eyes when the spinning stopped. "Does she still swear like a pirate?" Both boys nodded
"Does she say things that no other girl will say and in public?" Sasuke blushed while Naruto chuckled at his friend.
"You better believe it!"
"And what do you think of her tail?" a raised eyebrow in question
"The softest and most beautiful tail in all existence" Sasuke answered proudly. Naruto stared wide eyed at that description but after a moment, nodded in agreement. Zabuza smiled, Naruto could tell from the closeness and after another squeeze, Zabuza set them back down, kneeling once again in front of the boys.
Kakashi and Sakura released a breath they were holding.
"Tell me, who are your friends over there?" Zabuza pointed to the other 3 behind the boys.
Said boys turned to the other group, gestured for them and Kakashi sighed but both he and Sakura released their Jutsu and turned back to their original colors.
Zabuza stared, unblinking at the grey haired Jonin while said Jonin did the same. Then Zabuza huffed.
"Kakashi Hatake, the copy ninja of the leaf village" Kakashi nodded
"Our reputation precedes us"
"That it does. You are their sensei?" Zabuza gestured to the boys and Sakura.
"Yes"
"But Roxanne trained us" Naruto cut in and all eyes looked to the smiling blonde. Zabuza chuckled and rub Naruto's head.
"I know she did, I can feel it" Naruto giggled at the hand rubbing his head and Sasuke smiled, not feeling a single negative emotion at the action of the big man to his blonde as he chuckled with them.
One last pat on the head, Zabuza stood back up and pocket the photo he still had in his hand.
"So what's going to happen now?" Kakashi asked, watching Zabuza as he walked to his sword and pulled it out of the tree with ease and holstering on his back.
"I'm one of those demons that like to keep their promises and I don't lie to my kin. Roxanne is my kin, my little sister if you like to label things and if she's friends with these boys then they're my friends too and by extension the rest of you"
"And that means?" Sakura asked, finally speaking from Kakashi's side.
"All of you are under my protection, until you reach the village then you're fair game to Gato's men. He really wants the old man and if he doesn't get what he wants then that's when the rough part starts"
Sakura and their client tensed at the words, Kakashi gave a deep sigh, and the boys squeezed each other's hands.
"So you'll watch over us until we are within the village's limits then" Zabuza nodded
"Then you're on your own. I'll do what I can in the village discreetly but with Gato being the asshole that he is, he'll catch on and then I'll be hunted too" Zabuza laughs "What fun that'll be"
Zabuza then went to the boys and patted Naruto's head, nodded to Sasuke and took off in the tree and mist.
Kakashi cleared his throat for attention.
"So boys. Why didn't you mention this?" Kakashi gestured with a waved of his hand to the departed Nin and them. The boys shrugged at the same time and Sasuke answered.
"You didn't ask, sensei"
Kakashi stared at the boys, they stared back, Sakura huffed and crossed her arms and the client groaned.
"I need a drink"
"Come on then. We have an escort watching and lets not disappoint him in just standing around" Kakashi said and started leading the way. Their client followed behind with Sakura next after shaking her head at the boys. Naruto and Sasuke followed last as Naruto giggled and Sasuke smile at his blonde.
As they made their way through the trail and forest, a masked figure watched from high above in the trees and when a bigger form appeared beside them, a soft voice said from behind the mask.
"It's very unlike you to just let good money go to waste, Zabuza"
Zabuza didn't answer but gave the photo to the masked figure. Looking at the photo, the mask figure looked at the only female in the photo and memorized her features.
"Is this her? The one you always talked about? My sister?" a soft voice asked
Zabuza grunts as he takes the photo back and stares at it. "Your big sister yes"
The masked figure snorted and took the mask off. A slender, feminine and pale face scrunched up their face to Zabuza with 1 brow raised.
"Big sister, please! She's younger then me" again they scoffed.
"But I had her before you, way before I met you and if you want to compare skills from back then: she would of killed you before you could summon your bloodline" a choked sounds could be heard along with scared wide eyes.
"But she would have been" the soft voice didn't finish.
"Yes and she would of killed you on the spot when she figured out what you are and how much of a threat you would of been to her"
"I could of" they tried to say
"No. You couldn't have because by the time it crossed your mind, your throat would have been slit. You forget: you didn't know how to control your skill when we first met"
"I didn't forget" they mumbled.
"But she knew, even at that age, she knew what she was capable of. Which is why she's your big sister" Said with finality and the figure bowed their head in submission
"Yes Zabuza"
"Good, now keep an eye out. I'll go ahead to make sure there's no one else around to ambush them" a nod in reply, Zabuza took off in the tree as silent as possible.
OOOOO
"You roofied me!?" a voice echoed throughout the land of rocks.
"You make it sound bad. And dirty" Laughter followed
The sun rising somewhere behind one of the landscapes as the two walked in the early morning, Roxanne enjoying it before the sun could rise higher and make it very uncomfortable then she'll make Milo pick up the pace to get to the nearest village.
However much she wanted to enjoy it, she had to answer some questions from her Jonin that woke up woozy from being drugged last night.
"You roofied me! You fucking roofied me like I was some easy date or something"
"Darling, an easy date would imply that you'd be man handled 6 ways to Sunday and you only woke up with some dizziness"
Milo stopped and stared in horror to what Roxanne is hinting at. Roxanne stopped a couple steps ahead, turned around and smile sweetly to her Jonin. Milo gulped and walked to Roxanne, putting his hands on her shoulders and looked her in the eyes.
"Next time, just warn me" A nod "because I'm freaking out right now and not the good kind"
"No such thing as the good kind" a finger to her lips to quiet her.
"Just promise me, next time you're going to drug me: tell me after you had given it to me so that way when I wake up the next day, I'll know who to blame" Roxanne smirked
"So you are willingly giving me permission to drug you when I see fit?"
"It's not ideal but I doubt what I say and do will stop you so I rather take the simple road and let it be"
Roxanne smirk turned to a smile and brought her hands up to his shoulders and patted him.
"Deal" Both dropped their hands and resume walking.
"I still can't believe you fucking roofied me!" the words echoed along with laughing.
OOOOO
"So what's the plan again?"
"See those guys?" a nod "They took something that didn't belong to them and we, being the law abiding citizens that we are, are going to relieve them of that item and give it back to the higher ups in the village a few hundred miles from here" Referring to the gang of thugs sitting on one side of this fine establishment, drinking and laughing.
"What's so special about this item" Taking a sip
"It's a contract and confirmation seal from one of the Lords. If you can forge his signature and have the seal to tag it, then you can basically make any laws and withdraw any amount of treasure from any bank"
"Treasure" a scoff laugh
"If you want the long version: gold, money, jewelry, property and so on and so forth"
"Alright, You take the twenty on the left and I'll take the twenty on the right and we'll meet in the middle where boss man is" a hand on the shoulder stopped any movement.
"Or we relax, wait it out and sneak by instead of that"
Sighs "Pussy" a sharp look "Fine! We'll do this the easy way. It's not as fun but ok, I'll work on that while you get plastered cause that girl over there has been making eyes at you since we walked in" Milo turned his head to the other side of the bar and saw a pretty girl smiling at him, giving a little wave. Then Roxanne got in his line of sight before he could wave back.
"Listen" She pulls out her wallet "Get her to come over, chat her up, buy her a couple rounds" Handing over a wad of bills and a key "And take her back to the motel for a little night cap" She wiggled her brows and winked at the blushing Jonin "Don't worry. I'll make myself scarce tonight and work the job while you have fun" Milo stared at the wad of bills in his hand than gave a look to Roxanne.
"What?" she sighs
"First you drug me. Now you pimping me out?" Milo smirked with one brow raised.
She slapped Milo on the shoulder, picked up her drink and salute to the girl as she walks away to a corner far away from the general public of the bar they settled in a half hour ago.
After the whole drugging debate thing, they made it to the nearest village to have lunch, fill up their canister and check the mail. A sealed message was waiting for them at the local admin office that give them instructions on their mission from the Hokage.
Apparently a few days ago a Lord got robbed of his precious item and only recently got wind of the culprits, which is why the post was dated from yesterday. As luck would have it, the band of thugs just so happen to be in the next village some hours from where Roxanne and Milo are. Burning the message, they set out to their destination but not before changing their appearance.
Milo ditched the usual Jonin vest and his long sleeved sweater for a different long sleeve sweater and pocketed the headband. Roxanne used the transformation Jutsu to look older and the splitting female image of Milo, whom fell back and landed on his ass from shock when he saw his face looking back at him, laughing.
Roxanne explained it'll be easier and less suspicious if they were siblings instead of different relations. Milo, after a few moments to gather his thoughts, stood up and wrapped Roxanne up in his arms, quietly sniffing.
"Always wanted a sister" Milo quietly said and let Roxanne go but kept her at arm's length. Staring at the face looking back at him, Milo studied every millimeter of said face as Roxanne waited patiently, allowing Milo to have this one thing and only because she know how it feels like to be an only child and alone in the world.
"Twin sister" she said as she patted his hand on her shoulders. Milo chuckled and hugged her again, feeling Roxanne wrapped her arms around his waist and squeezed back.
It took them most of the day to make it to the other village and when night fell, they sat themselves down at the local bar that housed the gang they are looking for. Roxanne allowed Milo to think of a plan while she grabbed them drinks and of course the girl that sat at the bar asked about Milo, pretending to make conversation of course but Roxanne smirked at the girl and happily provided what she wanted to know, even gave her a sort of count down to when Roxanne will leave Milo's side and the girl can pursue him. The girl paid for Roxanne's and Milo's drink in gratitude and Roxanne left to sit beside Milo, whom is deep in thought.
Back to her corner, Roxanne got a couple more drinks and waited. She watched Milo and the girl hit it off, if the giggling and blushing was anything to go by. She also kept one eye on the gang on the other side of the bar, waiting for an opening or at least a small break. After a while, Roxanne saw from the corner of her eyes that both Milo and the girl getting up to leave. Once Milo caught Roxanne's eye, she gave a smug smile with a tip of her drink and Milo just have an exasperated eye roll back but smiled after.
Knowing that Milo is in good hands, Roxanne leaned back in her chair and continued to watch the patrons of the bar get louder and rowdier as time went on, ripping a piece of napkin and popping it in her mouth to chew on as she looked around. When last call was being yelled out from the bar, The big boss man stood with his guys and lead the way out. Some of his more 'active' people took their sweet time standing, keeping their balance or downing the last of their drink before following. In which Roxanne went to the ladies room, flicked the spit wad on the back of a wobbly bearded man as he passed her on the way out.
Finishing her business and washing her hands, Roxanne went back out to the bar, down the last of her drink and walked out the door. Seeing a lot of the bar hoppers standing around chatting or lighting up their cigarettes, Roxanne slipped by as unnoticed as she can to the alleyway and jumped up on the roof before hopping roof to roof following her own scent. She didn't rush because if she did then she'll be noticed and this one needs all the discretion that is available. Keeping downwind, she followed the bearded one as he stumbled, laughed and tripped over his own feet from a distance. His companions laughed at and with him as they picked him back up, dusted him off and lightly pushed him to keep going, never noticing the wad sticking to his shirt collar.
Roxanne followed them out of the village and to their camp ground not far but far enough for them to start their party again. So Roxanne found the tallest tree and sat snuggly on one of the branches, watching and keeping an eye on The big boss man as he drank heavily in his camp compared to when they were in town, having a plump lady on his lap feeding him food. Roxanne watched until the wee hours of the night and jumped down when she saw the boss man head to his tent, an arm slung around the lady's waist as she laughed and nipped at the boss man's neck.
Slipping under the tent, Roxanne located 2 goblets full to the brim of wine, she smiled and quickly dropped two pills in each cup and disappeared back under the tent. Circling around towards the back, Roxanne found a small cut to the side of the tent and sat, looking through to see a perfect view of the bed and where the cups are. She didn't have to wait long before the flap tore open and the boss man and his lady came stumbling in devouring each other. That lasted another few minutes and once they came for air, the boss man saw the drink and offered one to his lady friend, in which she accepted and both finished the drink in one gulp. Tossing the cups somewhere behind them, they continued their necking and fell onto the bed, where Roxanne stopped looking and sat, listening to the sounds.
Trying not to visualize what she's hearing, Roxanne kept her senses up so she's not caught unawares by passing party members and when the sounds stopped from inside the tent, Roxanne looked back through the small hole to see the boss man's lady friend slumped over the boss man himself, both snoring away. One quick look around, Roxanne slipped under the tent and silently walked to the couple on the bed. Smiling at the couple, Roxanne raised a hand and smacked the boss man's face. No reaction whatsoever, Roxanne then lifted a cord from his neck and snapped it off, revealing the golden seal that was hung around the boss man's neck.
Pocketing the item, Roxanne looked around the tent to find anything that peaks her fancy but seeing nothing worthwhile, she shrugged and slipped back under the tent and back up through the trees. Looking down to the camp, Roxanne made sure that no one noticed and once satisfied, she jumped back to the village.
Landing on the roof of their motel, Roxanne scaled the walls to their room window and peaked in. Only to see the bare ass of her Jonin thrusting into the girl he took back as the girl moaned for all she's worth with her arms and legs wrapped around Milo and holding on for dear life as the thrusting got harder and the grunts turning to low growls.
Looking away quickly, Roxanne stifled a laugh and jumped down to the ground, heading to the entrance of the motel and paid for another room. When the night attendant asked about her other room, She smiled and said:
"Brother needed some privacy, if you know what I mean" and wiggled her brows at the attendant who blushed red, looked down to the counter and squeaked out an apology. Handing over a key the attendant quietly said that Roxanne's room is on the other side.
"So I won't hear brother, right?" again the attendant blush but nodded. Roxanne gave a quick thanks with a hefty tip and made her way to the stairway, humming a tune.
A/N: I've tried my hand at writing a sex scene in one of my unfinished/unpublished works. It was rushed, hasty and graphic and okay. To be fair, I was drunk at the time that popped in my head so I deleted it the next day. I will try again, maybe this time when I'm tipsy and take my time to prolong the scene. Those that were wondering it was a NaruSasu scene, very delish.
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