HELLSING HEADCANONS & DRABBLES
TOO LONG
DianaPrince31
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing
Headcanon: Alucard took too long to get to Cheddar.
Do you know what gets me? Why the hell did Alucard walk to Cheddar? Why wasn't he there when Integra was? What with the whole speech about how vampires turn people to ghouls and all that blah, blah, blah she was spouting only to have the people wait THREE BLOODY HOURS? I mean those dudes were being berated by Integra, only for her say what? 'You'll just have to wait for three hours for the only person who can kill vampires to come '? I don't know about you but I find that to be a bit incompetent of her. And I never called Integra that before. And don't say it so that Seras can become a vampire, because that could have happen in less than three hours. If you forgot, that vampire priest got to Seras a long time before Alucard showed up. She should have been turned then. But poor writing prolonged it, as if the priest was waiting for Alucard and we know he wasn't. Alucard is way stronger than him, if anything he would have gotten the hell out of dodge.
Or could it be that Alucard was a douche that night and decided to walk instead of you know, BLOODY FLY? In the anime, there were specifically trained soldiers taking on vampires, which was totally badass. It gives you more of a vibe that Integra actually fought vampires on more than one occasion. In Ultimate the soldiers were used to create a bit more character development for Integra. This time this is incompetence on the author. I know that the Hellsing Organization is to hunt and destroy vampires but I'm sure saving people is a given. What? They didn't want Cheddar to have inhabitants? Did they prefer a ghost town?
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Author's notes: I came up with this after I had a strange dream my high school or college having a play about Hellsing. I am not sure if it were three hours, I believe it was, but even a half-hour is too long to wait in a ghoul attack, especially if the vampire who controls them is alive. I hope you enjoyed it. The next chapter is gonna come off like a Reddit post.